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“Touch base with....” “Reach out to...”
Purple exhilarant feces
  09/20/18
Thanks
Deep amber ratface gas station
  09/20/18
Reply all, including “Sincerely,” sig with full contact info...
Purple exhilarant feces
  09/20/18
best regards, but otherwise cr
Deep amber ratface gas station
  09/20/18
ppl who don't have contact info in their e-mails should be e...
Slap-happy claret cruise ship fat ankles
  09/20/18
actually cr. actually i just need the phone number but if yo...
Deep amber ratface gas station
  09/20/18
yes auto-poast full signature block in each email in a 30-em...
painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter nursing home
  09/20/18
yes, Moishe, don't want to waste that extra 2kb of server sp...
excitant milk
  09/20/18
it's douchey, faggot
painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter nursing home
  09/20/18
fuck you bitch
excitant milk
  09/20/18
(douchebag w "Senior Associate" in firm sig block)
painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter nursing home
  09/20/18
[full name], esq. actually
excitant milk
  09/20/18
...
painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter nursing home
  09/20/18
esquire is an honorific that others use to refer to you. sig...
Thriller potus public bath
  09/20/18
(not MS. SHANIQUA JOHNSON)
painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter nursing home
  09/20/18
...
Thriller potus public bath
  09/21/18
that's why I made the joke you dumbfuck
excitant milk
  09/20/18
oh, how dumb of me! it was just a joke! haha!
Thriller potus public bath
  09/21/18
you forgot contact info his both MFH address and office in a...
painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter nursing home
  09/20/18
Ping
awkward lime preventive strike nowag
  09/20/18
ctrl+f'ed to make sure this was here
Yellow Whorehouse Tattoo
  09/20/18
Attached please find
Amethyst Stead Generalized Bond
  09/20/18
I take pride in having never used that.
plum gaping library
  09/20/18
Worked with an Indian firm on the other side of a deal that ...
Yellow Whorehouse Tattoo
  09/20/18
Appreciiate if u can do the needful and revert as soon as po...
jade clown circlehead
  09/20/18
cr, they really, truly write and speak like that. Demanding...
Yellow Whorehouse Tattoo
  09/20/18
...
crystalline mischievous main people kitchen
  09/20/18
I wasn't marked on that email
Deep amber ratface gas station
  09/20/18
...
Electric violet black woman
  09/23/18
pleathe fuk ass
vivacious famous landscape painting resort
  09/20/18
hard stop
Misunderstood 180 State
  09/20/18
circle back
Deep amber ratface gas station
  09/20/18
ran here
excitant milk
  09/20/18
i did a ctrl+f for this...guess i was beaten to it
exciting bat shit crazy hospital jew
  09/20/18
do not hesitate to contact me with any questions
Deep amber ratface gas station
  09/20/18
phrases like 'we have no further comments' to avoid affirmat...
Deep amber ratface gas station
  09/20/18
tmf pls respond
Histrionic deranged hissy fit
  09/20/18
Yes, a lot of these are in-house too.
crystalline mischievous main people kitchen
  09/20/18
...
jade clown circlehead
  09/20/18
...
Misunderstood 180 State
  09/20/18
...
awkward lime preventive strike nowag
  09/20/18
Please respond, FYI, Please handle
painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter nursing home
  09/20/18
...
excitant milk
  09/20/18
“Take your temperature on [certain language/issue]
jade clown circlehead
  09/20/18
Lol that’s a good one
Purple exhilarant feces
  09/20/18
“There’s still a lot of wood to chop on the loan docs”
jade clown circlehead
  09/20/18
I think we work together
Heady Love Of Her Life Chad
  09/20/18
I trust this settles the matter
mint nubile candlestick maker
  09/20/18
“Cooks in the kitchen”
jade clown circlehead
  09/20/18
“Take the lead”
jade clown circlehead
  09/20/18
Please think of the environment before printing
Pea-brained digit ratio
  09/20/18
I haven't seen that in a while.
plum gaping library
  09/20/18
MAGA
Yellow Whorehouse Tattoo
  09/20/18
...
Trip National Roast Beef
  09/20/18
...
crystalline mischievous main people kitchen
  09/20/18
...
Thriller potus public bath
  09/21/18
"every part of the buffalo"
passionate parlor masturbator
  09/20/18
amazing
Histrionic deranged hissy fit
  09/20/18
whawt is an example of this?
Histrionic deranged hissy fit
  09/20/18
“Every part of the buffalo, and I'm a fag.”
khaki razzle-dazzle karate toilet seat
  09/20/18
You should report this to HR next time you are a survivor of...
Pea-brained digit ratio
  09/20/18
going forward please advise
Lake motley box office
  09/20/18
To OC: "We were surprised by ..."
Pea-brained digit ratio
  09/20/18
...
Deep amber ratface gas station
  09/20/18
"Chime in"
Pea-brained digit ratio
  09/20/18
I am out of the office between (absurdly short period). If ...
Marvelous fanboi
  09/20/18
self-important faggots
Yellow Whorehouse Tattoo
  09/20/18
followed by a response to your email 12 minutes later "...
Marvelous fanboi
  09/20/18
The “red” and the “black” for my capmarkets bros
jade clown circlehead
  09/20/18
oh man highly technical and specialized lingo here
Histrionic deranged hissy fit
  09/20/18
“Cleanup comments”
jade clown circlehead
  09/20/18
Put a bow on this one Close the loop
jade clown circlehead
  09/20/18
I use these a lot they’re handy
Electric violet black woman
  09/23/18
ITT: mostly general corporate speak, not much law-specific s...
painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter nursing home
  09/20/18
(Not a transactional lawyer)
jade clown circlehead
  09/20/18
No. He is saying that people in corporate America talk like...
crystalline mischievous main people kitchen
  09/20/18
True, but transactional lawyers are really try hard and go t...
jade clown circlehead
  09/20/18
I cringe at transactional lawyers acting like they’re financ...
Purple exhilarant feces
  09/20/18
A bunch of transactional lawyers had regular business jobs b...
crystalline mischievous main people kitchen
  09/20/18
Pro tip: nobody gave a fuck about your “comments” you dweeb
jade clown circlehead
  09/20/18
They made all the changes, so they obviously must have cared...
crystalline mischievous main people kitchen
  09/20/18
Implementing your comments =/= your comments were at all mea...
jade clown circlehead
  09/20/18
...
painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter nursing home
  09/20/18
This. Tmf never ceases to amaze me
Mind-boggling therapy
  09/20/18
...
startling native cuckoldry
  09/21/18
...
Deep amber ratface gas station
  09/21/18
Wtf, yes it does.
crystalline mischievous main people kitchen
  09/23/18
“Did legal look at this yet? Oh that guy with coffee breath ...
jade clown circlehead
  09/24/18
They all hate you
startling native cuckoldry
  09/21/18
No they ask how my weekend was and everything!
crystalline mischievous main people kitchen
  09/23/18
lol i can picture it. "Better have legal review the ...
Slap-happy claret cruise ship fat ankles
  09/20/18
...
jade clown circlehead
  09/20/18
...
Mind-boggling therapy
  09/20/18
I'm mostly talking about on social media. Following all the ...
Purple exhilarant feces
  09/20/18
credited
painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter nursing home
  09/20/18
...
crystalline mischievous main people kitchen
  09/20/18
CR not a lolyer and we use most of these daily
Bonkers piazza haunted graveyard
  09/20/18
...
painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter nursing home
  09/20/18
To be held in escrow pending mutual release at closing / to ...
Yellow Whorehouse Tattoo
  09/20/18
mm tell me more about this mutual release
Trip National Roast Beef
  09/20/18
...
painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter nursing home
  09/20/18
...
Trip National Roast Beef
  09/20/18
...
Heady Love Of Her Life Chad
  09/20/18
...
excitant milk
  09/20/18
Reconnect or if Indian revert
brilliant alcoholic national security agency casino
  09/20/18
Out of pocket
Sticky provocative fortuitous meteor
  09/20/18
I hate this one so much
avocado wrinkle
  09/21/18
Open Kimono Please
unhinged hairy legs
  09/20/18
revert
cobalt pisswyrm
  09/20/18
Stet this comment
jade clown circlehead
  09/20/18
[senior associate] has my proxy
jade clown circlehead
  09/20/18
Can you run a blackline? Redline? No, blackline. Wh...
appetizing maize crotch filthpig
  09/20/18
...
Diverse set
  09/20/18
circle the wagon
khaki razzle-dazzle karate toilet seat
  09/20/18
Need to run to ground
Wild bipolar partner
  09/20/18
Thanks for taking the first pull on the laboring oar.
very tactful wonderful institution
  09/20/18
...
Hilarious cheese-eating orchestra pit trump supporter
  09/20/18
"I want to brutally murder every last one of you"
razzle slimy senate
  09/20/18
*you wake up* “Many thanks for the draft. We will revert ...
jade clown circlehead
  09/20/18
"How is your bandwidth? Do you have capacity to take th...
fishy sound barrier
  09/20/18
“I’m underwater right now”
jade clown circlehead
  09/20/18
my plate is full right now
sickened associate
  09/20/18
I don't have any visibility as to xyz
sickened associate
  09/20/18
With all due respect, you’re muddying the waters
jade clown circlehead
  09/20/18
Fwd:Subj: "Ending it all tonight."
unhinged hairy legs
  09/20/18
Re:Fwd:Subj: "Ending it all tonight." Ok; pleas...
appetizing maize crotch filthpig
  09/22/18
Belt and suspenders
Heady Love Of Her Life Chad
  09/20/18
...
cobalt pisswyrm
  09/20/18
...
Self-absorbed theater stage philosopher-king
  09/20/18
...
bronze den goyim
  09/20/18
...
excitant milk
  09/20/18
...
thirsty charismatic theatre international law enforcement agency
  09/21/18
...
Electric violet black woman
  09/23/18
Socialize, as in to circulate or air a proposed idea
Heady Love Of Her Life Chad
  09/20/18
"Just tried your office. Please call me when you get th...
Heady Love Of Her Life Chad
  09/20/18
just some nits
Diverse set
  09/20/18
Opens, as in open issues
jade clown circlehead
  09/20/18
nobody has said this to me yet but i am going to go apeshit ...
Slap-happy claret cruise ship fat ankles
  09/20/18
Since you'll be taking the LABORING OAR on this assignment ...
balding codepig pocket flask
  09/20/18
Client needs 10 days before filing to review, so need draft ...
Wild bipolar partner
  09/20/18
Make hay. Get it over the finish line.
cerebral soggy shitlib
  09/21/18
People here all use a lot of football terms. Quarterback thi...
startling native cuckoldry
  09/21/18
Outted as working at Gruden & Collinsworth
doobsian maniacal pistol
  09/21/18
get comfortable with sign up
Stirring brindle space depressive
  09/21/18
What’s the first one used for
jade clown circlehead
  09/21/18
first time client saw the ask but were able to get comfortab...
Stirring brindle space depressive
  09/21/18
...
Heady Love Of Her Life Chad
  09/21/18
"They told them to go pound sand"
thirsty charismatic theatre international law enforcement agency
  09/21/18
Good with us No further comments When do you need this...
elite crackhouse
  09/21/18
Have you formed a view on, we have taken the view....
jade clown circlehead
  09/21/18
“Too many chiefs, not enough Indians”
blathering boistinker
  09/22/18


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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: Purple exhilarant feces

“Touch base with....”

“Reach out to...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848305)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: Deep amber ratface gas station

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848309)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Purple exhilarant feces

Reply all, including “Sincerely,” sig with full contact info including fax, law firm website, and email address from which the email was sent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848338)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: Deep amber ratface gas station

best regards, but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848344)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: Slap-happy claret cruise ship fat ankles

ppl who don't have contact info in their e-mails should be exiled to a remote island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848347)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Deep amber ratface gas station

actually cr. actually i just need the phone number but if you dont include that, then fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848370)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter nursing home

yes auto-poast full signature block in each email in a 30-email back and forth chain to the guy down the hall from you. very useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848394)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: excitant milk

yes, Moishe, don't want to waste that extra 2kb of server space. That costs money you know!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848482)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter nursing home

it's douchey, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848486)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: excitant milk

fuck you bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848528)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter nursing home

(douchebag w "Senior Associate" in firm sig block)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848536)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: excitant milk

[full name], esq. actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848553)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848573)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Thriller potus public bath

esquire is an honorific that others use to refer to you. signing off with "esq" is like introducing yourself as "mr. surname"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851736)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter nursing home

(not MS. SHANIQUA JOHNSON)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851966)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Thriller potus public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859514)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: excitant milk

that's why I made the joke you dumbfuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36852200)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: Thriller potus public bath

oh, how dumb of me! it was just a joke! haha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859510)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter nursing home

you forgot contact info his both MFH address and office in another city the firm has an office in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848360)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: awkward lime preventive strike nowag

Ping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848351)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Yellow Whorehouse Tattoo

ctrl+f'ed to make sure this was here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848742)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Amethyst Stead Generalized Bond

Attached please find



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848365)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: plum gaping library

I take pride in having never used that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848600)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: Yellow Whorehouse Tattoo

Worked with an Indian firm on the other side of a deal that used "PFA" to mean "please find attached."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848735)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: jade clown circlehead

Appreciiate if u can do the needful and revert as soon as possible thank yu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848777)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Yellow Whorehouse Tattoo

cr, they really, truly write and speak like that. Demanding as fuck and very inconsiderate of the total PITA time zones, but polite while doing so. Also ridiculous corporate formalities with the stamping, 5 long notices and waivers and "disapplications" needed for the simplest task, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848794)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: crystalline mischievous main people kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848892)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Deep amber ratface gas station

I wasn't marked on that email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848935)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: Electric violet black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36867436)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: vivacious famous landscape painting resort

pleathe fuk ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850174)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Misunderstood 180 State

hard stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848369)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Deep amber ratface gas station

circle back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848373)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: excitant milk

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848441)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: exciting bat shit crazy hospital jew

i did a ctrl+f for this...guess i was beaten to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848979)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Deep amber ratface gas station

do not hesitate to contact me with any questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848378)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Deep amber ratface gas station

phrases like 'we have no further comments' to avoid affirmatively saying 'we're signed off' is one of the more beta ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848396)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Histrionic deranged hissy fit

tmf pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848401)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: crystalline mischievous main people kitchen

Yes, a lot of these are in-house too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848834)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: jade clown circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848406)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: Misunderstood 180 State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848446)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: awkward lime preventive strike nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848517)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter nursing home

Please respond, FYI, Please handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848398)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: excitant milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848483)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: jade clown circlehead

“Take your temperature on [certain language/issue]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848405)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Purple exhilarant feces

Lol that’s a good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848410)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: jade clown circlehead

“There’s still a lot of wood to chop on the loan docs”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848415)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:50 PM
Author: Heady Love Of Her Life Chad

I think we work together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851715)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: mint nubile candlestick maker

I trust this settles the matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848475)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: jade clown circlehead

“Cooks in the kitchen”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848495)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: jade clown circlehead

“Take the lead”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848504)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Pea-brained digit ratio

Please think of the environment before printing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848513)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: plum gaping library

I haven't seen that in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848610)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Yellow Whorehouse Tattoo

MAGA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848778)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Trip National Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848821)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: crystalline mischievous main people kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848835)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: Thriller potus public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859571)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: passionate parlor masturbator

"every part of the buffalo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848520)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Histrionic deranged hissy fit

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848523)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Histrionic deranged hissy fit

whawt is an example of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848539)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: khaki razzle-dazzle karate toilet seat

“Every part of the buffalo, and I'm a fag.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849211)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: Pea-brained digit ratio

You should report this to HR next time you are a survivor of this expression.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848759)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Lake motley box office

going forward

please advise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848526)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Pea-brained digit ratio

To OC: "We were surprised by ..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848530)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Deep amber ratface gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848534)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Pea-brained digit ratio

"Chime in"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848532)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Marvelous fanboi

I am out of the office between (absurdly short period). If you need immediate assistance, please contact (shrew secretaries).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848554)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Yellow Whorehouse Tattoo

self-important faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848747)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Marvelous fanboi

followed by a response to your email 12 minutes later "sent from my (brand of carrier/cell phone)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848860)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: jade clown circlehead

The “red” and the “black” for my capmarkets bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848556)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Histrionic deranged hissy fit

oh man highly technical and specialized lingo here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848559)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: jade clown circlehead

“Cleanup comments”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848590)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: jade clown circlehead

Put a bow on this one

Close the loop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848721)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: Electric violet black woman

I use these a lot they’re handy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36867443)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter nursing home

ITT: mostly general corporate speak, not much law-specific stuff. disappointing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848737)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: jade clown circlehead

(Not a transactional lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848772)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: crystalline mischievous main people kitchen

No. He is saying that people in corporate America talk like this whether they are lawyers or not, and it certainly isn't unique to law firms. Law firm stuff is more like "all hands on deck" meaning you're fucked and likely pulling an all nighter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848883)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: jade clown circlehead

True, but transactional lawyers are really try hard and go the extra mile to sound like business people. They are extra dorky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848917)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Purple exhilarant feces

I cringe at transactional lawyers acting like they’re financebros but I guess there is some overlap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848975)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: crystalline mischievous main people kitchen

A bunch of transactional lawyers had regular business jobs before law school. Also, a lot of in-house legal work is really a hybrid and includes a bunch of normal business work. I was reviewing a bunch of powerpoint presentations yesterday prior to public release. Most of my comments weren't really legal, but on the topic being presented.

Iow, it isn't exactly surprising.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849341)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: jade clown circlehead

Pro tip: nobody gave a fuck about your “comments” you dweeb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849345)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: crystalline mischievous main people kitchen

They made all the changes, so they obviously must have cared.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849502)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: jade clown circlehead

Implementing your comments =/= your comments were at all meaningful from a business perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850238)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850269)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling therapy

This.

Tmf never ceases to amaze me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851673)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: startling native cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36854578)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:40 AM
Author: Deep amber ratface gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36854591)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: crystalline mischievous main people kitchen

Wtf, yes it does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36867348)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: jade clown circlehead

“Did legal look at this yet? Oh that guy with coffee breath had comments? No that’s ok, I don’t need to look, just put his comments in, whatever. We need to get this out the door. “

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36877716)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:40 AM
Author: startling native cuckoldry

They all hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36854587)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:45 AM
Author: crystalline mischievous main people kitchen

No they ask how my weekend was and everything!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36867344)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: Slap-happy claret cruise ship fat ankles

lol i can picture it.

"Better have legal review the deck before it goes out the door"

*Legal tweaks wording on slide 7*

"I'm partially on the business side, a mix of everything really!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850259)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: jade clown circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850267)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851681)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Purple exhilarant feces

I'm mostly talking about on social media. Following all the finance meme accounts, posting about whatever securities in a very status-signally way. Not that I give a shit who anybody follows but it seems kinda tryhard to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851865)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter nursing home

credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849358)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: crystalline mischievous main people kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848838)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: Bonkers piazza haunted graveyard

CR not a lolyer and we use most of these daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850156)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850242)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: Yellow Whorehouse Tattoo

To be held in escrow pending mutual release at closing / to be held to our strict order



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848813)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Trip National Roast Beef

mm tell me more about this mutual release

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848825)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848868)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Trip National Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848903)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: Heady Love Of Her Life Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851739)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: excitant milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848938)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: brilliant alcoholic national security agency casino

Reconnect or if Indian revert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848839)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Sticky provocative fortuitous meteor

Out of pocket



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848918)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: avocado wrinkle

I hate this one so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859545)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: unhinged hairy legs

Open Kimono Please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848924)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: cobalt pisswyrm

revert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848929)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: jade clown circlehead

Stet this comment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849008)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: jade clown circlehead

[senior associate] has my proxy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849072)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: appetizing maize crotch filthpig

Can you run a blackline?

Redline?

No, blackline.

What's the difference?

*Silence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849164)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Diverse set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36852234)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: khaki razzle-dazzle karate toilet seat

circle the wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849195)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: Wild bipolar partner

Need to run to ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849322)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: very tactful wonderful institution

Thanks for taking the first pull on the laboring oar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849559)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Hilarious cheese-eating orchestra pit trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850252)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: razzle slimy senate

"I want to brutally murder every last one of you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850280)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: jade clown circlehead

*you wake up*

“Many thanks for the draft. We will revert with our comments in due course”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850287)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: fishy sound barrier

"How is your bandwidth? Do you have capacity to take this on?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850439)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: jade clown circlehead

“I’m underwater right now”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850452)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: sickened associate

my plate is full right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850664)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: sickened associate

I don't have any visibility as to xyz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850666)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: jade clown circlehead

With all due respect, you’re muddying the waters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850669)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: unhinged hairy legs

Fwd:Subj: "Ending it all tonight."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850684)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: appetizing maize crotch filthpig

Re:Fwd:Subj: "Ending it all tonight."

Ok; please brief and handoff assignments to kim. thx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36862252)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: Heady Love Of Her Life Chad

Belt and suspenders

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851718)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: cobalt pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851917)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: Self-absorbed theater stage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851940)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: bronze den goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851971)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: excitant milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36852201)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: thirsty charismatic theatre international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859974)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: Electric violet black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36867450)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: Heady Love Of Her Life Chad

Socialize, as in to circulate or air a proposed idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851724)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Heady Love Of Her Life Chad

"Just tried your office. Please call me when you get the chance."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851729)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Diverse set

just some nits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851734)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: jade clown circlehead

Opens, as in open issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851760)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: Slap-happy claret cruise ship fat ankles

nobody has said this to me yet but i am going to go apeshit when they do. i can see this becoming popular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851949)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: balding codepig pocket flask

Since you'll be taking the LABORING OAR on this assignment



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851963)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Wild bipolar partner

Client needs 10 days before filing to review, so need draft by EOD today. (Judge takes under submission for 3 months)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36852244)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:43 AM
Author: cerebral soggy shitlib

Make hay. Get it over the finish line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36854604)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:49 AM
Author: startling native cuckoldry

People here all use a lot of football terms. Quarterback this, get it across the goal line, zone blitz from a 2 deep safety look, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36854656)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: doobsian maniacal pistol

Outted as working at Gruden & Collinsworth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859605)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Stirring brindle space depressive

get comfortable with

sign up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859640)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: jade clown circlehead

What’s the first one used for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859646)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: Stirring brindle space depressive

first time client saw the ask but were able to get comfortable with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859665)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: Heady Love Of Her Life Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859666)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: thirsty charismatic theatre international law enforcement agency

"They told them to go pound sand"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859984)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: elite crackhouse

Good with us

No further comments

When do you need this by?

Is there a dial in?

Can you check with

That was not our understanding

Confirmed

You misrepresent what was said on the call



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859986)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: jade clown circlehead

Have you formed a view on, we have taken the view....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36860021)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: blathering boistinker

“Too many chiefs, not enough Indians”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36862433)