Chipotle guac trick: while in line, pretend you're on cell phone call w/CEO
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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:06 PM Author: Medicated Space
While you're in line, pretend to be on your cell phone and say things like: "Yeah, it's crazy to think I've been a high-powered attorney for this many years. It seems like only yesterday I started. What about you? How long have you been the CEO of Chipotle now? ...Wow, time flies! To think that you, my best high school and college buddy, now steer the helm of Chipotle! Amazing. Hey, by the way, did I tell you I'm in a Chipotle right now?...Yep, I'm ordering as we speak...Haha, I'm sure they'll treat me just fine. If you want, I'll call you afterwards and give you a full review. I know how you value my opinion, Blood Brother."
then ask for guac but after it lands say you change your mind and give them a death stare.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082728&forum_id=2#36853101) |
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