ITT: childhood rhymes or songs about Farting and Shitting
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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:07 AM Author: Pearl adventurous mother foreskin
Driving down the highway going 54
[Poster] laid a big one and blew me out the door
The bus wouldnt move
the engine wouldnt start
All because of [poster] and his supersonic fart
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083089&forum_id=2#36856613) |
Date: September 21st, 2018 11:07 AM Author: Pearl adventurous mother foreskin
Beans beans the magical fruit
the more you eat, the more you toot
the more you toot, the better you feel
so eat some beans with every meal
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083089&forum_id=2#36856615) |
Date: September 21st, 2018 11:08 AM Author: Pearl adventurous mother foreskin
When youre sliding into first, and you feel something burst
Diarrhea *** ***
Diarrhea *** ***
When youre climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter
Diarrhea *** ***
Diarrhea *** ***
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083089&forum_id=2#36856623) |
Date: September 21st, 2018 11:09 AM Author: Pearl adventurous mother foreskin
*Burps*
Excuse me for my rudeness, it wasnt very smart
But if it came out the other end, it would have been a fart
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083089&forum_id=2#36856625) |
Date: September 21st, 2018 11:12 AM Author: razzle-dazzle persian old irish cottage
Milk, milk
Lemonade
'Round the corner fudge is made
Stick your finger up the hole
Out comes a Tootsie roll
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083089&forum_id=2#36856641) |
Date: September 21st, 2018 11:22 AM Author: Vermilion National Roommate
Me Chinese, me play joke.
Me put peepee in your Coke.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083089&forum_id=2#36856688) |
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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:28 AM Author: razzle-dazzle persian old irish cottage
*in a deep voice*
Me American, me so smart,
Me not drink the peepee part!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083089&forum_id=2#36856719) |
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