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reminder: when someone talks shit, never defend yourself

go on the attack with as much aggression, wit and vitriol as...
low-t parlor
  09/23/18
I like a quick defense followed by offense "you're r...
marvelous chrome headpube
  09/23/18
that'll work. i mean, you can address their dis a bit, it's ...
low-t parlor
  09/23/18
although "tall enough" opens a bit of a hole.........
low-t parlor
  09/23/18
show him that you can lick the top side of his cock
Judgmental windowlicker
  09/23/18
CUMMAND his respect, nice.
low-t parlor
  09/23/18
who the fuck is this "machine gun kelly" person ev...
Territorial razzle-dazzle laser beams
  09/23/18
some punkass 27 year old who stepped to em and got shredded.
low-t parlor
  09/23/18
I both defend myself and go on the attack with a lot of aggr...
transparent bat shit crazy selfie roommate
  09/23/18
I tell them they're hot and ask if they want to have sex
Flickering Cocky Hall
  09/23/18


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Date: September 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: low-t parlor

go on the attack with as much aggression, wit and vitriol as possible. if you're explaining yourself, you're on the defensive and have nothing to gain. makes you look like a whiny bitch, too.

you can turn a dis around, which is technically a "counter" and partly defensive. for example, when machine gun kelly said

"How could I even look up to you? You ain't as tall as me

5'8" and I'm 6'4", seven punches hold your head still"

and Em countered with

"But if I was three-foot-eleven

You'd look up to me, and for the record

You would suck a dick to fuckin' be me for a second"

but you can't straight up just say "no! no! i'm 5'9! and why does that matter anyway! height isn't important! it never bothered me!"

it's kind of like how in chess you aren't supposed to just react defensively to your opponent, you are supposed to attack, even when you have to "defend".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4085031&forum_id=2#36870860)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: marvelous chrome headpube

I like a quick defense followed by offense

"you're really short"

"I'm tall enough, but you're ugly as shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4085031&forum_id=2#36870869)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: low-t parlor

that'll work. i mean, you can address their dis a bit, it's more like.....when you explain yourself too much it starts to look bad real fast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4085031&forum_id=2#36870880)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: low-t parlor

although "tall enough" opens a bit of a hole......too open-ended.

what if homie says "hah...yeah about tall enough to suck my balls. how would you know what i look like, you can't even see me from down there lol"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4085031&forum_id=2#36870917)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Judgmental windowlicker

show him that you can lick the top side of his cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4085031&forum_id=2#36870922)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: low-t parlor

CUMMAND his respect, nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4085031&forum_id=2#36870925)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Territorial razzle-dazzle laser beams

who the fuck is this "machine gun kelly" person everyone is talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4085031&forum_id=2#36870936)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: low-t parlor

some punkass 27 year old who stepped to em and got shredded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4085031&forum_id=2#36870968)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: transparent bat shit crazy selfie roommate

I both defend myself and go on the attack with a lot of aggression. Not much wit though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4085031&forum_id=2#36870937)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Flickering Cocky Hall

I tell them they're hot and ask if they want to have sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4085031&forum_id=2#36870943)