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Un-retiring for an hour to share what the divorce attorney told me (Muscadine)

So, I was finally getting my shit together to get a divorce....
hyperactive institution filthpig
  09/25/18
How long would the alimony last for? There's got to be a su...
Mildly autistic goal in life volcanic crater
  09/25/18
Depends. If we couldn't settle, it would be until death/ re...
hyperactive institution filthpig
  09/25/18
Holy shit!
Mildly autistic goal in life volcanic crater
  09/25/18
The fuck? In futuro alimony barely exists anymore
claret heaven
  09/25/18
wtf. how old are you? in NJ you only get permanent alimony i...
Filthy hell
  09/25/18
40.
hyperactive institution filthpig
  09/25/18
Your state sucks fucking ass.
Dashing Honey-headed Son Of Senegal Becky
  09/25/18
There’s no way this is true even in california unless you we...
black comical haunted graveyard potus
  09/25/18
I do this kind of work, but I'm sharing what I was told when...
hyperactive institution filthpig
  09/25/18
who whoa whoa...you consulted with a female lawyer?
pale philosopher-king crackhouse
  09/25/18
Lmao
Dashing Honey-headed Son Of Senegal Becky
  09/25/18
pwn3d
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  09/25/18
lmao
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  09/25/18
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  09/25/18
how cucky is this guy?
Slate boyish nursing home codepig
  09/25/18
the only jew in south carolina.
pale philosopher-king crackhouse
  09/25/18
Is that the state? I’ve heard horror stories about their div...
big aqua station
  09/25/18
yes, and that's what he's said over the years.
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  09/25/18
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  09/25/18
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  09/25/18
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  09/26/18
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  07/31/23
You don't know what you are talking about. A long term marri...
cerebral soggy mexican
  09/25/18
you should seriously consider murdering your wife bro. take ...
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  09/25/18
"I could have been getting tatted up, smoking pot, drin...
Razzle-dazzle aquamarine address scourge upon the earth
  09/25/18
You can be a great lawyer and smoke pot and get wasted every...
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  09/26/18
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  04/04/23
Don't divorce
Jade gay wizard
  09/25/18
that appears to be the answer
hyperactive institution filthpig
  09/25/18
Would giving her a 1000 dollar allowance make her happy? You...
Jade gay wizard
  09/25/18
She has about 1500 a month to blow and is very unhappy about...
hyperactive institution filthpig
  09/25/18
The peterman story
excitant ivory sandwich
  09/25/18
haha wow, i'm guessing you don't hit her.
pale philosopher-king crackhouse
  09/25/18
This is insane. How can her alimony be so high - child suppo...
carmine stage
  09/25/18
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  09/25/18
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insanely creepy base black woman
  09/25/18
you must also think "she promised until death do us par...
pale philosopher-king crackhouse
  09/25/18
Don't divorce
orange slap-happy gaping trump supporter
  09/25/18
That appears to be the answer. I feel bad for my children, ...
hyperactive institution filthpig
  09/25/18
They would not be better off with your wife 100% of the time...
carmine stage
  09/25/18
...
stirring private investor abode
  09/26/18
yeah... not sure what divorce would accomplish here other th...
blathering hairless range
  09/25/18
And relegating you to shack-in-the-hood-like living conditio...
rose at-the-ready multi-billionaire senate
  09/25/18
Really, this is a shitty way to go through life, although it...
hyperactive institution filthpig
  09/25/18
i'm sorry, brother. good luck, i hope your wife calms down s...
blathering hairless range
  09/25/18
"Maybe something will change." Me on marriage/ cry...
hyperactive institution filthpig
  09/25/18
ouch
Mildly autistic goal in life volcanic crater
  09/25/18
What a shitty set of options. Sorry bro. As an unmarriedmo, ...
Smoky appetizing hall puppy
  09/25/18
FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE! you signed the contract. You know...
orange slap-happy gaping trump supporter
  09/25/18
...
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  09/25/18
At no time in my life was this ever more crystal clear than ...
hyperactive institution filthpig
  09/25/18
How does alimony work in your state? In my state, spousal su...
Green state
  09/25/18
How are those alimony calculations correct? You'd be homeles...
Histrionic mood associate
  09/25/18
What was this?
hyperactive institution filthpig
  09/25/18
I mean he's not counting the 100k bonus, but yeah that does ...
claret heaven
  09/25/18
Distributions from past year are going to be factored into m...
hyperactive institution filthpig
  09/25/18
why not do monthly based on cash flow with an additional pay...
Crimson principal's office jew
  09/25/18
In a negotiation, if it came to that, I would have to work s...
hyperactive institution filthpig
  09/25/18
So if you wait a year or two and don't work as hard, maybe t...
Mildly autistic goal in life volcanic crater
  09/25/18
How could I do that as a lawyer?
hyperactive institution filthpig
  09/25/18
Take fewer cases/clients. Bill fewer hours. Fish more.
Mildly autistic goal in life volcanic crater
  09/25/18
Not at age 40. That’s make or break time.
Dashing Honey-headed Son Of Senegal Becky
  09/25/18
Given the circumstances, a one-year slow down might be worth...
Mildly autistic goal in life volcanic crater
  09/25/18
you're getting divorced? you used to be one of the most obno...
walnut plaza hairy legs
  09/25/18
Sorry, when I said "I'm in the same boat" I meant ...
Mildly autistic goal in life volcanic crater
  09/25/18
I could pull that off with remarkable ease
carmine stage
  09/25/18
might still get "imputed income" pwn3d
spectacular obsidian pozpig hominid
  09/25/18
Yeah, I'm ignorant about how it works (in general and in SC)...
Mildly autistic goal in life volcanic crater
  09/25/18
Wait a year and bank all the cash from distributions. Say y...
Dashing Honey-headed Son Of Senegal Becky
  09/25/18
divorce and move to thailand
Thriller Bawdyhouse Dog Poop
  09/25/18
Staying married longer is stupid if this is your situation. ...
Filthy hell
  09/25/18
I remember you bragging about how good SC divorce law was fo...
glassy juggernaut goyim
  09/25/18
If she commits adultery, it would be great. She's not going...
hyperactive institution filthpig
  09/25/18
Do you need a 6'4" jacked pumo PE baller to help you (h...
Mildly autistic goal in life volcanic crater
  09/25/18
Hire a PI to frame her. This is legal advice.
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  09/25/18
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  09/25/18
hire a man to seduce her and document the evidence of her ch...
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  09/25/18
You actually can't in most places
claret heaven
  09/25/18
I hate libs
Histrionic mood associate
  09/25/18
His only shot is gaslighting her into trying (and hopefully ...
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  09/25/18
but....wait a minute....wouldn't that mean....
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  09/25/18
South Carolina allows fault based divorce and not providing ...
Smoky appetizing hall puppy
  09/25/18
Cruel and inhuman treatment then
claret heaven
  09/25/18
Hit her as hard as you can in the face with a closed fist.
Navy National
  09/25/18
...
burgundy telephone
  09/25/18
Best advice ITT.
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  09/25/18
cr. then do it at least 10 more times.
sable adventurous church sex offender
  09/25/18
I still don't fully understand why many women get so mean an...
180 lemon affirmative action
  09/25/18
This happens because nu-males don't control their women. No...
orange slap-happy gaping trump supporter
  09/25/18
Domestic violence laws make it impossible
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  09/26/18
OP doesn't strike me as a nu-male who listens to pop culture...
Mildly autistic goal in life volcanic crater
  09/25/18
really? he strikes me as a whiny gigaqueer, which he is, whi...
Slate boyish nursing home codepig
  09/25/18
There's not a fucking thing I can do. I'm not a push over a...
hyperactive institution filthpig
  09/25/18
Yeah I have trouble with this. Never got married cause I jus...
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  09/25/18
you are 100% a pushover. you let your wife walk all ov...
Slate boyish nursing home codepig
  09/25/18
What's your suggestion? Knock her ass out?
hyperactive institution filthpig
  09/25/18
deus vult, you're a solid dude, but I'm not sure if you real...
hyperactive institution filthpig
  09/25/18
were not talking about her, were talking about you. you...
Slate boyish nursing home codepig
  09/25/18
Cr. And Ljl at getting married without a prenup
Swashbuckling foreskin
  09/25/18
ljl at thinking a prenup means shit against a psycho wife wi...
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  09/25/18
lol yea sure
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  09/26/18
lol
disgusting whorehouse
  09/26/18
Reminds me of the time my wife got concerned about my guns ...
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  09/26/18
This is why Robin Williams killedself basicallt. Why not...
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  09/25/18
You've got nothing to lose, just live the life you want at t...
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  09/25/18
This is probably the best response of the thread
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  09/25/18
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mustard azn
  09/25/18
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  09/25/18
Maybe I should accept my fate and go buy a big boat.
hyperactive institution filthpig
  09/25/18
I would 100% start blowing money and hiding assets somewhere...
Trip halford
  09/25/18
wish for the best for you brother. Sorry to hear all of this
odious dead locus
  09/25/18
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floppy anal native striped hyena
  09/25/18
jfc sorry you're going through this. i'd say it will get be...
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  09/25/18
He can leave the country when daughter turns 18
Sick Voyeur Gaming Laptop
  09/25/18
Sounds like you need to put the divorce lawyer on hold and r...
demanding racy field rigor
  09/25/18
I normally would tell people not to divorce, but, in your si...
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  09/25/18
There's a part of me that wants to say, fuck it, let's do it...
hyperactive institution filthpig
  09/25/18
I mean how much worse could divorce actually make things? Yo...
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  09/25/18
"not all women are hateful whores" Extraordin...
Slate boyish nursing home codepig
  09/25/18
as someone who's skipped out of more codependent relationshi...
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  09/25/18
...
titillating pocket flask
  09/25/18
"you can create pdfs of brokerage statements showing lo...
Mildly autistic goal in life volcanic crater
  09/25/18
mazel tov
pale philosopher-king crackhouse
  09/25/18
"cheating on you with tattooed men with criminal record...
Unhinged cuck yarmulke
  09/25/18
"good family court judge"
pale philosopher-king crackhouse
  09/25/18
Naw man, I think he's thinking of someone else.
hyperactive institution filthpig
  09/25/18
no, i'm saying what you can say about her.
pale philosopher-king crackhouse
  09/25/18
He couldn’t lie about her. That would be immoral.
Sick Voyeur Gaming Laptop
  09/25/18
i didn't account for that.
pale philosopher-king crackhouse
  09/25/18
Lol
Dashing Honey-headed Son Of Senegal Becky
  09/25/18
cr
Charismatic twinkling uncleanness
  09/25/18
Get a side piece. Maybe your wife is the type that is ok, j...
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  09/25/18
she'll call him a disgusting asshole and not give him sex to...
pale philosopher-king crackhouse
  09/25/18
He's not getting sex now though. Not much to lose at this p...
costumed regret cumskin
  09/25/18
I cannot allow a situation where my wife has full custody of...
hyperactive institution filthpig
  09/25/18
Would she want them full time? Perhaps that's your leverage.
Crimson principal's office jew
  09/25/18
- Marriage counseling or therapy - start putting liquid as...
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  09/25/18
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  09/25/18
The important question is how many years is she likely to ge...
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  09/25/18
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buff public bath
  09/25/18
doesn't it make more sense to gut it out until the end of th...
disgusting whorehouse
  09/25/18
It will take that long anyway and that's just more money for...
claret heaven
  09/25/18
okay so he only gets half of it. That still gives him a cush...
disgusting whorehouse
  09/25/18
yeah just open the books up. hell hire a sox compliance offi...
pale philosopher-king crackhouse
  09/25/18
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3735127&mc=43&...
mustard azn
  09/25/18
She's a SAHM, right? Did she have a career before? Definitel...
Unhinged cuck yarmulke
  09/25/18
Wrong. The cause is the divorce/alimony laws and this chick'...
Crimson principal's office jew
  09/25/18
JFC
Smoky appetizing hall puppy
  09/25/18
she jokingly suggested she be my mistress (we were FWBs at o...
Crimson principal's office jew
  09/25/18
Hungry little buttsluts for GC
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  09/25/18
run
glittery very tactful temple degenerate
  09/25/18
:(
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  09/25/18
Thoughts and prayers.
Fishy medicated brethren
  09/25/18
Move to a state or country with no alimony/little alimony, t...
Indigo vibrant spot fortuitous meteor
  09/25/18
Texas is one of the hardest states to get alimony payments ...
Indigo vibrant spot fortuitous meteor
  09/25/18
Is this true?
salmon lay fat ankles
  07/31/23
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Sinister Brindle Corner Messiness
  09/25/18
Any family lawyers in here?
demanding racy field rigor
  09/25/18
I think two years in Texas would do it.
Dashing Honey-headed Son Of Senegal Becky
  09/25/18
Crrr. “Baby let’s move our life anywhere else and try again....
big aqua station
  09/25/18
Ran here for this. Also, do not underestimate at fault ...
Drab House
  09/25/18
...
federal mint legal warrant
  09/25/18
dont divorce, just get your whore wife in line. man up.
Slate boyish nursing home codepig
  09/25/18
You know what man, fucking CR. But after years of this shit...
hyperactive institution filthpig
  09/25/18
you have kids. fix it.
Slate boyish nursing home codepig
  09/25/18
Cr. Theres no winning with a woman like this. They actually ...
Bistre Dingle Berry Home
  09/25/18
I once read in a book that emotional women do this to feel a...
irradiated bisexual prole
  09/26/18
Can you have her committed to a mental institution? Some sta...
Indigo vibrant spot fortuitous meteor
  09/25/18
Wow not flame: http://www.scalimonyreform.com Actually i...
embarrassed to the bone water buffalo athletic conference
  09/25/18
Jfc he's in literally the worst place for this
claret heaven
  09/25/18
LJL at that video of two women titled "Alimony is like ...
Smoky appetizing hall puppy
  09/25/18
"I thought about it and realized: I don't want to work ...
razzle gas station
  09/25/18
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Sinister Brindle Corner Messiness
  09/25/18
Sorry to hear this. Can you elaborate on behavior? History ...
bespoke cracking dilemma
  09/25/18
Hilarious that her mental illness gets her more money in SC...
embarrassed to the bone water buffalo athletic conference
  09/25/18
Get divorced. You'll be way happier and feel like you're in ...
Bistre Dingle Berry Home
  09/25/18
Can you ONE WEIRD TRICK this by moving to Georgia? Or is tha...
Crimson principal's office jew
  09/25/18
...
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  09/25/18
Move to Russia or Mexico for 3 to 6 months, then divorcepwn ...
Provocative Dragon Brunch
  09/25/18
Get a job transfer to Texas, wait 6 months, divorce her.
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  09/25/18
Tcr
Indigo vibrant spot fortuitous meteor
  09/25/18
This is the most credited advice so far.
Histrionic mood associate
  09/25/18
100% cr.
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cerebral soggy mexican
  09/25/18
feels like youve been giving this some thought.
Filthy hell
  09/25/18
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Chestnut Shivering Hospital
  11/19/19
Don't divorce. Also unretire from XO to cope. That said, a s...
sooty church building
  09/25/18
like all dudes, he was tricked by the facade she built as sh...
pale philosopher-king crackhouse
  09/25/18
Ljl at this naive virginal papist bullshit. Live with a wom...
claret heaven
  09/25/18
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know-it-all heady community account
  09/25/18
sorry charles but this is cr
Ruddy hairraiser stag film stain
  09/25/18
*Naive person asks experienced person about his experiences*...
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  09/25/18
it's not an honest question you had an edge to it as if you'...
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  09/25/18
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  09/25/18
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walnut plaza hairy legs
  09/25/18
It’s weird to realize which poasters read certain threads v ...
embarrassed to the bone water buffalo athletic conference
  09/25/18
this is true. MW acted stupidly. but it doesn't mean he shou...
carmine stage
  09/25/18
Oh, I've read most of his threads and knew it was something ...
sooty church building
  09/25/18
Welcome home; we missed you. It's good to have you back.
bronze parlour
  09/25/18
cr, Muscadine is a top poaster and a great guy
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  09/25/18
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Flirting supple theatre party of the first part
  09/26/18
MW furiously googling South Carolina coastal wind patterns
exhilarant partner ceo
  09/26/18
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vivacious casino international law enforcement agency
  11/15/19
The replies in this thread are amazing some giving conc...
titillating pocket flask
  09/25/18
i really like it here
Pink shrine pistol
  09/25/18
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cerebral soggy mexican
  09/25/18
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titillating pocket flask
  09/25/18
"The Muscadine responses fall within roughly three cate...
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titillating pocket flask
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mahogany organic girlfriend
  11/15/19
This is heartbreaking.
Dashing Honey-headed Son Of Senegal Becky
  09/25/18
Daddy Beds (aka a couch) would be a good moniker
Dashing Honey-headed Son Of Senegal Becky
  09/25/18
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  09/26/18
Would your wife or her potential lawyer know about crypto? ...
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  09/25/18
for old's time sake link to a poast where you debated why ge...
pale philosopher-king crackhouse
  09/25/18
Would your partners agree to cook the books for you? Might m...
nubile french chef
  09/25/18
believe this has been covered, brother.
pale philosopher-king crackhouse
  09/25/18
suicide seems like a good idea
Sexy Faggot Firefighter
  09/25/18
I’m really sorry to hear this bro and I hope that you maek i...
House-broken office idiot
  09/25/18
All I can say is that I’m sorry for your awful situation.
Snowy Corn Cake Jap
  09/25/18
Have you tried giving yourself a chance to love her?
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  09/25/18
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embarrassed to the bone water buffalo athletic conference
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marvelous meetinghouse
  09/26/18
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Ocher kitty
  09/26/18
Love you brother One of my all time favorite poasters an...
Trip halford
  09/25/18
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Snowy Corn Cake Jap
  09/25/18
Can you find a way to get her committed to a mental hospital...
Alcoholic indian lodge macaca
  09/25/18
Russian passport + leave the US. Pay not one cent to your Ya...
copper galvanic newt
  09/25/18
Sorry to hear you are going through this. If anyone on XO ca...
Mind-boggling grizzly legend box office
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you see the answer. we all do. it's just what are the chance...
pale philosopher-king crackhouse
  09/25/18
The answer is keep your money in Russia and get the fuck out...
copper galvanic newt
  09/25/18
haha wow holy shit
alcoholic emerald kitty cat theater
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stuffwhitepeoplelike: pretending they live in the first worl...
Lascivious maroon toaster
  09/25/18
Fake some attacks by her. Run into a wall, call the cops an...
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  09/25/18
Brother: I retired for the same reason.... our story is t...
aromatic crystalline national security agency market
  09/25/18
lol@ this thread literally being a battered husband syndrome...
Lascivious maroon toaster
  09/25/18
it’s not like that I’m not battered. I made choices. But...
aromatic crystalline national security agency market
  09/25/18
denial...yes
Lascivious maroon toaster
  09/25/18
(Guy whose wife fleeced him and went back to Russia)
House-broken office idiot
  09/25/18
...
Lascivious maroon toaster
  07/05/23
muscadine seems like a sincere guy but most of the posturing...
walnut plaza hairy legs
  09/25/18
bro why are you even playing armchair psychiatrist with this...
Lascivious maroon toaster
  09/25/18
women are horrible. i have no reason to doubt his side. and ...
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Date: September 25th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

So, I was finally getting my shit together to get a divorce. Quitting XO was a part of that, being that coming hear to vent frustrations was a crutch that helped keep me complacent and stuck in this horrible marriage.

So, I sit down with the attorney, and we go into income. I had a good year last year, but I spent most of my excess money paying down my commercial building loan. Really, I feel like I have no money at all.

The attorney tells me that I'm looking at between 4k - 5k in alimony and then an additional 1k in child support. My base salary is 100k (with an additional 25k-100k in partnership distributions depending on the year). Thus, on my normal month, I have approx. 6,700 in take home pay, and I'm looking at seeing 5k at best going out the door.

I just can't stress enough how much I hate the situation I'm in. I worked so hard, kept my student loans down, took enormous chances to start my own business and suffered financial deprivation getting this business running, and it was all for nothing.

I could have been getting tatted up, smoking pot, drinking every night, working as a bartender or a first mate on a fishing boat, having a great time for the past 15 years. No, I chose to be a lawyer and work hard. It was all a lie. All of it.

The sheer magnitude of how badly I have fucked up my life is simply staggering. It's so bad that it's almost too profound to fully grasp.

So, my choices are stay married to just horrible, aggressive, frigid, awful shrew of a woman who cries and yells from the second she gets up until the second she can reach a state of disassociation through multiple hours of watching the fucking Bravo channel, or face what appears to be financial suicide.

Side note, I decided to get real about divorce because my daughter is starting to react to my wife's insanity. Some of it is funny, like her telling people that "Mommy hates Daddy, she's soooooo mad at him" frequently or referring to couches as "daddy beds," but some of it is not funny and I'm not going to share that.

I love my kids so much and that is the only reason that I don't put a bullet in my head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887052)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Mildly autistic goal in life volcanic crater

How long would the alimony last for? There's got to be a sunset on that, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887201)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

Depends. If we couldn't settle, it would be until death/ remarriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887228)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Mildly autistic goal in life volcanic crater

Holy shit!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887247)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: claret heaven

The fuck? In futuro alimony barely exists anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887253)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Filthy hell

wtf. how old are you? in NJ you only get permanent alimony if the marriage is > 20 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887297)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887304)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: Dashing Honey-headed Son Of Senegal Becky

Your state sucks fucking ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887608)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: black comical haunted graveyard potus

There’s no way this is true even in california unless you were married for 30+ years. The alimony term shouldnt be for any longer than the length of the marriage and should likely be for less. However the Court would retain jurisdiction and could theoretically potentially order it to continue for some specified period of time but no way would it be for that long.

You will be paying child support for quite a while. Enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887332)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

I do this kind of work, but I'm sharing what I was told when I went to a consult with another attorney. Maybe she was a little high on the figures(?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887357)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: pale philosopher-king crackhouse

who whoa whoa...you consulted with a female lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887571)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: Dashing Honey-headed Son Of Senegal Becky

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887613)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: spectacular obsidian pozpig hominid

pwn3d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887628)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Sick Voyeur Gaming Laptop

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887989)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: apoplectic onyx point faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888429)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Slate boyish nursing home codepig

how cucky is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888546)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: pale philosopher-king crackhouse

the only jew in south carolina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888567)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: big aqua station

Is that the state? I’ve heard horror stories about their divorce law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888864)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: pale philosopher-king crackhouse

yes, and that's what he's said over the years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889321)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: know-it-all heady community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888936)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: fragrant transparent shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889158)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Pink shrine pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889261)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: mustard azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889263)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Flirting supple theatre party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889269)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 9:24 AM
Author: curious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36891179)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: titillating pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36891402)



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Date: July 31st, 2023 1:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring friendly grandma coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#46611991)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: cerebral soggy mexican

You don't know what you are talking about. A long term marriage is 10 years in California. On the hook for paying spousal support for life on a long term marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887433)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle aquamarine address scourge upon the earth

you should seriously consider murdering your wife bro. take a vacation to the grand canyon then.....ooops.

*gently shoves her off* "honey! no no NO!! well kids....terrible, really terrible. but we'll move past it as a family."

not professional advice btw, but...some kind of advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888558)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle aquamarine address scourge upon the earth

"I could have been getting tatted up, smoking pot, drinking every night, working as a bartender or a first mate on a fishing boat, having a great time for the past 15 years. No, I chose to be a lawyer and work hard. It was all a lie. All of it."

hmmm.....yeah idk if that would work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888564)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: stirring private investor abode

You can be a great lawyer and smoke pot and get wasted every night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36891290)



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Date: April 4th, 2023 8:41 PM
Author: Zombie-like contagious lodge queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#46144776)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: Jade gay wizard

Don't divorce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887061)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

that appears to be the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887077)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: Jade gay wizard

Would giving her a 1000 dollar allowance make her happy? You'd both win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887136)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

She has about 1500 a month to blow and is very unhappy about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887174)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: excitant ivory sandwich

The peterman story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887551)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: pale philosopher-king crackhouse

haha wow, i'm guessing you don't hit her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887616)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: carmine stage

This is insane. How can her alimony be so high - child support I get.

Wait how does she get the kids anyway? Doesn’t she have a recorded history of mental problems.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887070)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible Liquid Oxygen Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887120)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: insanely creepy base black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887205)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: pale philosopher-king crackhouse

you must also think "she promised until death do us part; ergo she gets nothing for lying."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887454)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: orange slap-happy gaping trump supporter

Don't divorce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887083)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

That appears to be the answer. I feel bad for my children, it's an awful environment at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887135)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: carmine stage

They would not be better off with your wife 100% of the time. That seems clear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887176)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: stirring private investor abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36891294)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: blathering hairless range

yeah... not sure what divorce would accomplish here other than destroying your daughter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887133)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: rose at-the-ready multi-billionaire senate

And relegating you to shack-in-the-hood-like living conditions until (if) your salary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887155)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

Really, this is a shitty way to go through life, although it seems clear now that I don't have any viable alternatives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887162)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: blathering hairless range

i'm sorry, brother. good luck, i hope your wife calms down somehow, although that might not seem likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887171)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

"Maybe something will change." Me on marriage/ crypto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887198)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: Mildly autistic goal in life volcanic crater

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887215)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: Smoky appetizing hall puppy

What a shitty set of options. Sorry bro. As an unmarriedmo, I can't imagine having to live with that everyday. But it sounds like divorce isn't a viable option either.

Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887139)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: orange slap-happy gaping trump supporter

FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE!

you signed the contract. You know how this works, Mr. Lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887140)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: Sick Voyeur Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887146)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

At no time in my life was this ever more crystal clear than today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887214)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: Green state

How does alimony work in your state? In my state, spousal support only goes on for a certain amount of time. You might be fucked financially for a few years, but you'll be way happier and long term will be able to get back what you have given up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887150)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Histrionic mood associate

How are those alimony calculations correct? You'd be homeless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887153)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

What was this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887170)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: claret heaven

I mean he's not counting the 100k bonus, but yeah that does suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887180)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

Distributions from past year are going to be factored into monthly alimony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887186)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Crimson principal's office jew

why not do monthly based on cash flow with an additional payment at distribution time, i.e., her alimony would mirror your comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887197)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

In a negotiation, if it came to that, I would have to work something like into an agreement. I would be left with almost nothing if it were done on a monthly basis (which is the way that courts prefer to award alimony).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887209)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Mildly autistic goal in life volcanic crater

So if you wait a year or two and don't work as hard, maybe the alimony amount would be less?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887224)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

How could I do that as a lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887233)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Mildly autistic goal in life volcanic crater

Take fewer cases/clients. Bill fewer hours. Fish more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887254)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: Dashing Honey-headed Son Of Senegal Becky

Not at age 40. That’s make or break time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887624)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:12 PM
Author: Mildly autistic goal in life volcanic crater

Given the circumstances, a one-year slow down might be worth it.

Also, fuck that. I'm in the same boat and lazy as shit about making $$$.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887651)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: walnut plaza hairy legs

you're getting divorced? you used to be one of the most obnoxious marriage+kids=human destiny trolls on this shitbort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889656)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: Mildly autistic goal in life volcanic crater

Sorry, when I said "I'm in the same boat" I meant approximately 40 with my own law practice. I am an unabashed marriage and kids troll, but not sure about the human destiny part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889873)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: carmine stage

I could pull that off with remarkable ease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888215)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: spectacular obsidian pozpig hominid

might still get "imputed income" pwn3d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887631)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:12 PM
Author: Mildly autistic goal in life volcanic crater

Yeah, I'm ignorant about how it works (in general and in SC).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887654)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Dashing Honey-headed Son Of Senegal Becky

Wait a year and bank all the cash from distributions. Say you lost it all in crypto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887623)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Thriller Bawdyhouse Dog Poop

divorce and move to thailand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887157)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Filthy hell

Staying married longer is stupid if this is your situation. How long was the marriage? There's a light at the end of the tunnel re: alimony, but if you stay married for much longer it becomes but a fleeting glimmer.

No idea what state you are in but I could provide my general thoughts if you were interested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887158)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: glassy juggernaut goyim

I remember you bragging about how good SC divorce law was for men one time.

Anyways, how does she get alimony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887163)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

If she commits adultery, it would be great. She's not going to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887178)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Mildly autistic goal in life volcanic crater

Do you need a 6'4" jacked pumo PE baller to help you (her) out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887241)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: nubile french chef

Hire a PI to frame her. This is legal advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887666)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: sable adventurous church sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889483)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: arousing big-titted site

hire a man to seduce her and document the evidence of her cheating, and use that as ammo in the divorce. i'm not a lawyer but i'm pretty sure you can get alimony reduced or thrown out if your partner is caught blatantly cheating on you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887177)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: claret heaven

You actually can't in most places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887189)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Histrionic mood associate

I hate libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887200)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Sick Voyeur Gaming Laptop

His only shot is gaslighting her into trying (and hopefully failing) to kill him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887203)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: arousing big-titted site

but....wait a minute....wouldn't that mean....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887204)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: Smoky appetizing hall puppy

South Carolina allows fault based divorce and not providing for alimony to the spouse at fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887280)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: claret heaven

Cruel and inhuman treatment then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887289)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Navy National

Hit her as hard as you can in the face with a closed fist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887179)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: burgundy telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887598)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: amethyst boltzmann weed whacker

Best advice ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887689)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: sable adventurous church sex offender

cr. then do it at least 10 more times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889489)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: 180 lemon affirmative action

I still don't fully understand why many women get so mean and angry as they age. I don't believe it's just genetic nuttiness. I'm not saying its your fault but do you have any insight into why it happened in your case or what you could have done differently to stop it? Do you think the change in American culture over the past ten years did it or was she headed down this path anyways?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887181)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: orange slap-happy gaping trump supporter

This happens because nu-males don't control their women. Now his wife has turned into a raging banshee to the detriment of his kids... all because he didn't control his woman because GC told him that's wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887207)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Sick Voyeur Gaming Laptop

Domestic violence laws make it impossible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887218)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: exhilarant partner ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36892929)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Mildly autistic goal in life volcanic crater

OP doesn't strike me as a nu-male who listens to pop culture re interpersonal affairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887271)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Slate boyish nursing home codepig

really? he strikes me as a whiny gigaqueer, which he is, which is why his wife hates him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887321)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

There's not a fucking thing I can do. I'm not a push over and there is only so much shit I tolerate from her before I just leave the house.

I say this from the bottom of my heart: there is something seriously wrong with my wife. It's some sort of chemical imbalance, or autism, or just severe BP. But there is something wrong, her behavior is fucking nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887299)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: 180 lemon affirmative action

Yeah I have trouble with this. Never got married cause I just walk away. Have no real desire to try to use passive aggressive husband and wife nonsense to keep a woman from going nuts. I suspect a lot of it has to do with gc frying their brains too. They see people consuming so much on instagram and don't fully understand the dynamics of 200k today vs thirty years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887343)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: Slate boyish nursing home codepig

you are 100% a pushover.

you let your wife walk all over you and just cry about it on xo. there is literally no way you could be more of a pushover. literally nothing could make you more of a pushover faggot.

you wouldnt be a pushover if you "left the house" because there was "only so much you could take." but you didnt. because youre a pushover.

edit: her chemical imbalance is being married to a bitchmade faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887369)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

What's your suggestion? Knock her ass out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887405)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

deus vult, you're a solid dude, but I'm not sure if you really get what's going on here. When you have a woman that thrives on violent confrontation, regularly, and is perpetually angry, how do you think you can deal with this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887422)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Slate boyish nursing home codepig

were not talking about her, were talking about you.

you think she would get violent with me? if she did shed be making a mistake she wouldnt make twice.

time to tell her she thinks its one way but its the other way. you want to draw a line in the sand--so draw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887441)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling foreskin

Cr. And Ljl at getting married without a prenup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887672)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Electric property roast beef

ljl at thinking a prenup means shit against a psycho wife with a half-decent lawyer.

also, to respond to the poast above you: shut the fuck up steez you clitdick virgin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889527)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 8:39 AM
Author: orchid naked resort deer antler

lol yea sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36891055)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: disgusting whorehouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36891323)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: Magenta talented stead sweet tailpipe

Reminds me of the time my wife got concerned about my guns

“What if you get drunk and want to hurt me?”

“If I want to hurt you I don’t need a gun.”

*panties moisten*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36891367)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Sick Voyeur Gaming Laptop

This is why Robin Williams killedself basicallt.

Why not get a seperation ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887182)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Poppy diverse masturbator jewess

You've got nothing to lose, just live the life you want at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887193)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

This is probably the best response of the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887236)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Sick Voyeur Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887265)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:37 PM
Author: mustard azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887427)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: federal mint legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888961)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

Maybe I should accept my fate and go buy a big boat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887275)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: Trip halford

I would 100% start blowing money and hiding assets somewhere for your daughter jic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888047)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: odious dead locus

wish for the best for you brother. Sorry to hear all of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887206)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: floppy anal native striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887210)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: disturbing wonderful kitchen karate

jfc sorry you're going through this. i'd say it will get better but it probably wont. we lost by playing in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887220)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Sick Voyeur Gaming Laptop

He can leave the country when daughter turns 18

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887229)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: demanding racy field rigor

Sounds like you need to put the divorce lawyer on hold and retain an asset protection lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887223)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: buff public bath

I normally would tell people not to divorce, but, in your situation, I would take the financial hit. Divorce is tough on kids, but it is not like your daughter is growing up in a stable household now. Would your wife actually want custody? She seems like she would rather not bother with raising a kid.

Free yourself from this situation, even if it means making a huge financial sacrifice. Learn to live like a poor dude and it could end up being a benefit to you in the end when you are raking in more money and have learned that GC-forced mass consumption is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887227)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

There's a part of me that wants to say, fuck it, let's do it anyways and see what happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887255)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: buff public bath

I mean how much worse could divorce actually make things? You would be poorer, sure, but at least you can get on with your life. You are resigning yourself to a life of no sex and no love. Divorced, you might fall in love again with someone else who would make you happy. Despite xo consensus, not all women are hateful whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887317)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: Slate boyish nursing home codepig

"not all women are hateful whores"

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888542)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: pale philosopher-king crackhouse

as someone who's skipped out of more codependent relationships with personality disorder laden women...start dissipating your marital estate into foreign accounts disguising the losses as business expenses or bad investments (you can create pdfs of brokerage statements showing losses in shit you never bought). i won't go into details but suffice to say you need three things:

(1) your kid(s) - so dirty her up. start calling dcf and mentioning her cursing, cheating on you with tattooed men with criminal records, her drug and drinking problem, her suicide attempts, her miscarriage taking it on your daughter, etc. etc.

(2) no alimony. guise up the demise of the marital estate and your own income. have your partners "fire you" or knock your salary down to $40K with deferred bonuses sitting on muni funds for interest under a shell company's account.

(3) you can't be with her. as much as being a lawyer sucks, being a lawyer with no reason to make money for someone to make you suffer regardless, there's a world of difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887232)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: titillating pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887267)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Mildly autistic goal in life volcanic crater

"you can create pdfs of brokerage statements showing losses in shit you never bought"

That sounds like some top-notch legal advice right there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887301)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: pale philosopher-king crackhouse

mazel tov

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887366)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Unhinged cuck yarmulke

"cheating on you with tattooed men with criminal records, her drug and drinking problem, her suicide attempts, her miscarriage taking it on your daughter,"

His wife did all that? Oh dear lord. Hang in there OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887322)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: pale philosopher-king crackhouse

"good family court judge"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887370)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

Naw man, I think he's thinking of someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887373)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: pale philosopher-king crackhouse

no, i'm saying what you can say about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887438)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: Sick Voyeur Gaming Laptop

He couldn’t lie about her. That would be immoral.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887453)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: pale philosopher-king crackhouse

i didn't account for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887459)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Dashing Honey-headed Son Of Senegal Becky

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887633)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: Charismatic twinkling uncleanness

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887908)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: costumed regret cumskin

Get a side piece. Maybe your wife is the type that is ok, just as long as it's not too obvious.

If that's too much I would at least raise the option the next time she jokes about not having sex with you. Watch her reaction. She might surprise you.

At the very least, she will know you don't find it very funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887239)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: pale philosopher-king crackhouse

she'll call him a disgusting asshole and not give him sex too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887252)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: costumed regret cumskin

He's not getting sex now though. Not much to lose at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887274)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

I cannot allow a situation where my wife has full custody of the kids. That woman can't take care of a dog much less children on a full time basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887328)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Crimson principal's office jew

Would she want them full time? Perhaps that's your leverage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887362)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: sapphire area

- Marriage counseling or therapy

- start putting liquid assets in a trust for the kid

- take on a shitload of debt for new commercia ventures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887244)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: odious dead locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887259)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: titillating pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887273)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pearl tattoo lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887402)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: Pink shrine pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888712)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:36 PM
Author: federal mint legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889498)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: claret heaven

The important question is how many years is she likely to get. Bloodacre is right that you're better off acting sooner rather than later. Yes you'll be dirt ass poor until your distribution, but that's doable and it will only get worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887246)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: buff public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887250)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: disgusting whorehouse

doesn't it make more sense to gut it out until the end of the year so at least you have the distribution in the bank to live off of for the next year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887261)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: claret heaven

It will take that long anyway and that's just more money for her to get initially. So fuck no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887283)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:25 PM
Author: disgusting whorehouse

okay so he only gets half of it. That still gives him a cushion and keeps him from having to stay in some flop house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887309)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: pale philosopher-king crackhouse

yeah just open the books up. hell hire a sox compliance officer for your wife to review your financials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887359)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: mustard azn

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3735127&mc=43&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887248)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Unhinged cuck yarmulke

She's a SAHM, right? Did she have a career before? Definitely one of the potential drawbacks with trying to live in a "traditional" marriage with the wife at home. With social media and modern lifestyles, the desire to consume is endless and women without real jobs don't appreciate how hard it is nowadays to bring in the dough. When each side is bringing in about the same an amicable split is a lot easier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887249)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:25 PM
Author: Crimson principal's office jew

Wrong. The cause is the divorce/alimony laws and this chick's illness and personality, not that a wife is raising the kids at home.

Women with jobs consume just as much -- more even. My fiend who is a senior associate has been laid off a bunch of times. and each time after YEARS of making 250-400k per year by herself, she was literally 90 days from being on the streets and destitute with no money. That's how much she consumed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887307)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Smoky appetizing hall puppy

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887398)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Crimson principal's office jew

she jokingly suggested she be my mistress (we were FWBs at one point). i guarantee she would have accepted if i had offered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887417)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Sick Voyeur Gaming Laptop

Hungry little buttsluts for GC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887423)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: glittery very tactful temple degenerate

run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887258)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: red business firm genital piercing

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887260)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Fishy medicated brethren

Thoughts and prayers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887266)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: Indigo vibrant spot fortuitous meteor

Move to a state or country with no alimony/little alimony, then get divorced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887278)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Indigo vibrant spot fortuitous meteor

Texas is one of the hardest states to get alimony payments in the country. ..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887303)



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Date: July 31st, 2023 7:33 PM
Author: salmon lay fat ankles

Is this true?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#46613626)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: Sinister Brindle Corner Messiness



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: demanding racy field rigor

Any family lawyers in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887498)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Dashing Honey-headed Son Of Senegal Becky

I think two years in Texas would do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887637)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: big aqua station

Crrr. “Baby let’s move our life anywhere else and try again. For our kids sake. How about Texas?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888926)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Drab House

Ran here for this.

Also, do not underestimate at fault states and how effectively you can entrap her into being at fault.

I post this as my standard thought on divorce law.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._Beatty_Chadwick



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889405)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:36 PM
Author: federal mint legal warrant



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: Slate boyish nursing home codepig

dont divorce, just get your whore wife in line.

man up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887284)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

You know what man, fucking CR. But after years of this shit, at some point you have to be real and admit defeat. This woman thrives on conflict and loves nothing more than to fly off the handle in a rage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887344)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Slate boyish nursing home codepig

you have kids. fix it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887396)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:40 PM
Author: Bistre Dingle Berry Home

Cr. Theres no winning with a woman like this. They actually enjoy the conflict because it's how they feel like they matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887451)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: irradiated bisexual prole

I once read in a book that emotional women do this to feel alive. It's very common for emotional women to start conflicts when their life is boring because they need to feel. Negative or positive emotions are better than none. Drama makes them feel alive which is better than straight boredom of everyday life, especially for a sahm.

I forgot exactly how you're supposed to respond but they said she will appreciate a spanking. She needs boundaries and wants you, as a man, to set them for her. She will respect you more and feel safer when you spank her. Google it if you're serious about improving your situation without resorting to expensive divorce. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36894728)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Indigo vibrant spot fortuitous meteor

Can you have her committed to a mental institution? Some states allow involuntary commitment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887325)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone water buffalo athletic conference

Wow not flame:

http://www.scalimonyreform.com

Actually if Muscadine was a super long running men’s rights flame schtick I bow down.

Lol at you SC cucks. Texas caps at 5k or 20% of gross income per month, whichever is lower and cuts it off at 5 years if the marriage lasted 10-20. I make more than your best year and would pay a mere 5k per month in alimony and child support and have a glorious 3500 a month to live on, and would jump to 6k plus whatever additional earnings I build minus child support for the 10 remaining years until our youngest was 18.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887346)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: claret heaven

Jfc he's in literally the worst place for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887368)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Smoky appetizing hall puppy

LJL at that video of two women titled "Alimony is like winning the lottery!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887420)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: razzle gas station

"I thought about it and realized: I don't want to work that hard!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889852)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Sinister Brindle Corner Messiness



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:32 PM
Author: bespoke cracking dilemma

Sorry to hear this. Can you elaborate on behavior? History of mental illness or substance use? Does she think she has an issue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887380)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:32 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone water buffalo athletic conference

Hilarious that her mental illness gets her more money in SC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887387)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Bistre Dingle Berry Home

Get divorced. You'll be way happier and feel like you're in control even if you're a poor. Try to get her to settle for no alimony even if it means surrendering almost everything you have including retirement accounts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887399)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:35 PM
Author: Crimson principal's office jew

Can you ONE WEIRD TRICK this by moving to Georgia? Or is that too far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887408)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Laughsome Lime Headpube Hunting Ground



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Provocative Dragon Brunch

Move to Russia or Mexico for 3 to 6 months, then divorcepwn that bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887436)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz dun rigpig

Get a job transfer to Texas, wait 6 months, divorce her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887470)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:44 PM
Author: Indigo vibrant spot fortuitous meteor

Tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887476)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:44 PM
Author: Histrionic mood associate

This is the most credited advice so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887480)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pearl tattoo lettuce

100% cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887491)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: Sinister Brindle Corner Messiness



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: metal jet-lagged school



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: federal mint legal warrant



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: cerebral soggy mexican



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Filthy hell

feels like youve been giving this some thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889652)



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Date: November 19th, 2019 10:54 AM
Author: Chestnut Shivering Hospital



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: sooty church building

Don't divorce. Also unretire from XO to cope. That said, a serious question: Why did you want to marry the woman who became your wife in the first place? How did you end up together and what factors made you choose her as "the one?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887499)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: pale philosopher-king crackhouse

like all dudes, he was tricked by the facade she built as she disguised her psychotic craziness until inertia brought the relationship here, whether pre-engagement or the facade falling around year 5 f marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887525)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: claret heaven

Ljl at this naive virginal papist bullshit. Live with a woman then get back to us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887580)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: cerise stimulating main people



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Date: September 25th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: know-it-all heady community account



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Date: September 25th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Ruddy hairraiser stag film stain

sorry charles but this is cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888983)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: sooty church building

*Naive person asks experienced person about his experiences*

XO: WTF idiot!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889112)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: pale philosopher-king crackhouse

it's not an honest question you had an edge to it as if you're above this occurrence and nobody is, ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889329)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Ruddy hairraiser stag film stain



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: Silver Chad



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: walnut plaza hairy legs



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Date: September 25th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone water buffalo athletic conference

It’s weird to realize which poasters read certain threads v other poasters who completely miss them. Muscadine has explained at some length more than once that she was blatantly crazy from the jump and he willed himself to excuse and overlook it. His wife was the hot, big titted, crazy chick at the bar one night, and he met her when he was drunk and feeling good about himself. And then his dick took over and next thing he knew he was married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888024)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 7:40 PM
Author: carmine stage

this is true. MW acted stupidly. but it doesn't mean he should be getting fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888210)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: sooty church building

Oh, I've read most of his threads and knew it was something like that, but I was just interested in a refresher and getting more details, for the sake of possibly learning from this human tragedy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888298)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: bronze parlour

Welcome home; we missed you. It's good to have you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887527)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Crimson principal's office jew

cr, Muscadine is a top poaster and a great guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887532)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 9:38 PM
Author: Magenta talented stead sweet tailpipe



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: henna alpha



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:54 PM
Author: excitant ivory sandwich

You can get an amateur weather balloon for $300 that would take something the same weight as an average human up to an altitude so high that it would probably travel 100 miles over the sea before falling from a height so great that whatever was attached would disintegrate on impact and quickly be eaten by fish&sharks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887546)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: pale philosopher-king crackhouse



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: titillating pocket flask



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Date: September 25th, 2018 7:04 PM
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Date: September 25th, 2018 8:04 PM
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Date: September 25th, 2018 8:12 PM
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Date: September 25th, 2018 9:00 PM
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Date: September 25th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: federal mint legal warrant



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Date: September 25th, 2018 9:25 PM
Author: Ruddy hairraiser stag film stain



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Date: September 25th, 2018 9:37 PM
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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: Charismatic twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 26th, 2018 4:20 AM
Author: Flirting supple theatre party of the first part



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Date: September 26th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: exhilarant partner ceo

MW furiously googling South Carolina coastal wind patterns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36893005)



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Date: November 15th, 2019 5:23 AM
Author: vivacious casino international law enforcement agency



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: titillating pocket flask

The replies in this thread are amazing

some giving concrete advice based on legal reasoning

others giving advice from personal exp

others giving examples of toxic women

others coming from a religious point of view

some lamenting the end of western civilization

some giving possibly illegal legal advice

some providing methods in which OP could murder his wife and get away with it

just lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887592)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: Pink shrine pistol

i really like it here

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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: Sick Voyeur Gaming Laptop



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: cerebral soggy mexican



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Date: September 25th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Startled personal credit line

u hittin the vape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888928)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: titillating pocket flask

yee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889401)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: Bistre Dingle Berry Home

"The Muscadine responses fall within roughly three categories"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36891331)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: titillating pocket flask



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Date: November 15th, 2019 6:46 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: Dashing Honey-headed Son Of Senegal Becky

This is heartbreaking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887602)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: Dashing Honey-headed Son Of Senegal Becky

Daddy Beds (aka a couch) would be a good moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887611)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: irradiated bisexual prole



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: Scarlet ungodly theater stage

Would your wife or her potential lawyer know about crypto?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887627)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: Laughsome Lime Headpube Hunting Ground



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:12 PM
Author: pale philosopher-king crackhouse

for old's time sake link to a poast where you debated why getting engaged to her was a great idea on your part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887650)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: nubile french chef

Would your partners agree to cook the books for you? Might mean filing a felonious tax return. Not sure I'd do that for a friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887741)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: pale philosopher-king crackhouse

believe this has been covered, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887853)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: Sexy Faggot Firefighter

suicide seems like a good idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887744)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: House-broken office idiot

I’m really sorry to hear this bro and I hope that you maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887835)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: Snowy Corn Cake Jap

All I can say is that I’m sorry for your awful situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887838)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: cobalt boiling water incel

Have you tried giving yourself a chance to love her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887902)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone water buffalo athletic conference



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:01 PM
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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: Charismatic twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 26th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: marvelous meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36891210)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Ocher kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36893082)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Trip halford

Love you brother

One of my all time favorite poasters and have been following this awhile

Let this be a cautionary i told you so take for all poasters to see that all is flame under the sun, but nothing moar flame than love and marriage

im a Chad btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36887985)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: Snowy Corn Cake Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888029)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Alcoholic indian lodge macaca

Can you find a way to get her committed to a mental hospital instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888032)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: copper galvanic newt

Russian passport + leave the US. Pay not one cent to your Yankee wife. Glory to the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888037)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling grizzly legend box office

Sorry to hear you are going through this. If anyone on XO can relate to your situation, it has to be me. It is not your fault your wife is a raving cluster B bitch. There is no "controlling" a person who innately has these traits. It is not a reflection on you as a man.

It enrages me to hear this is how you would be treated by the court system - you don't deserve this and the way men are treated by family courts is a huge injustice. I don't see any good answer for your situation, but wish you luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888067)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: pale philosopher-king crackhouse

you see the answer. we all do. it's just what are the chances of getting away clean plus the happiness co-efficient of starting over divided over the csi skills needed to avoid the electric chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888143)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: copper galvanic newt

The answer is keep your money in Russia and get the fuck out of Yankeestan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888187)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: alcoholic emerald kitty cat theater

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888074)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 8:48 PM
Author: Lascivious maroon toaster

stuffwhitepeoplelike: pretending they live in the first world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36888719)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed light laser beams

Fake some attacks by her. Run into a wall, call the cops and say she attacked you. File for divorce for cause. No alimony that way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889078)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: aromatic crystalline national security agency market

Brother:

I retired for the same reason.... our story is the same. Daughter, wife, illness, condition. I am younger than you but not by much. Our daughters are the same age

I wish I could reach out to you. I know you are hurting so bad

Fuck deus vult. Morons like him don’t understand

I’m going underground after posting this and will never come back, but stay strong and I’m going to try to do the same

I promise (and I mean it) I think about you and will pray for you often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889324)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Lascivious maroon toaster

lol@ this thread literally being a battered husband syndrome support thread

when will cumskins take control of their women? serious question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889360)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: aromatic crystalline national security agency market

it’s not like that

I’m not battered. I made choices. But it is what it is.

Good luck to all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889462)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:36 PM
Author: Lascivious maroon toaster

denial...yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889492)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: House-broken office idiot

(Guy whose wife fleeced him and went back to Russia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889666)



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Date: July 5th, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: Lascivious maroon toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#46510297)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: walnut plaza hairy legs

muscadine seems like a sincere guy but most of the posturing in the OP is a massive red flag that he's heavily in denial about some of what is occurring here.

people that are this one-sided and self-martyring about their domestic circumstances are rarely willing to relate the whole truth of the matter. it's natural - he's posting to receive support and encouragement, so you're going to get a pitch of some sort.

muscadine, brother, please don't let alcohol and self-pity over aging out of being too old to get pussy like when you were young completely remove you from rational hesitancy. i'm not saying don't deal with your problems, but you're an alcoholic, an egoist, and underdeveloped due to your nostalgia for your salad says. if you devolve further into this victim/cross-dragging mentality over your failed marriage to the extent that you start having middle-aged Baby Boomer pity parties because of 'all the lies you were told,' then you're bound to fail at this life transition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889387)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: Lascivious maroon toaster

bro why are you even playing armchair psychiatrist with this guy.

its simple: the guy is trapped by a third world marriage and now he realizes there is NO WAY OUT

you act as if he ever had a choice to begin with. and that makes him a true tragedy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889413)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: pale philosopher-king crackhouse

women are horrible. i have no reason to doubt his side. and i'm sure the shit his kids say is as bad as watching that golden retriever video. women are disgusting monsters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889414)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: walnut plaza hairy legs

I don't doubt that his wife is a bitch and he doesn't want to be married to her anymore. i also believe he loves his kids and he has grown to think that this is all for their sake. can't really comment on the latter point and he'll inevitably fly into a rage if i suggest i really know the truth of his situation, so I'll back away from that.

the real thrust is that this guy sees himself as a faultless lamb in a hellstorm of completely unfair circumstances. his marriage is a fraud. his career is a fraud. his life broadly is a fraud because he could have been having so much fucking fun as a merchant marine making $32K a year and banging flip hookers on his once-a-month 11 hours of shore leave. he'd get tats and rail lines! he'd be a bartender and life in a cool loft where he would bang hot chicks!

he's in full blown self-pitying indulgence mode. it's part and parcel to wistful boozing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889579)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: aromatic crystalline national security agency market

suppose it weren’t muscadine. I want to hear what u have to say. Don’t hold back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889617)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: pale philosopher-king crackhouse

i've almost married the flip hookers and law is actually, fuck, equal in shitiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889627)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: Coral Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889721)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: orchid naked resort deer antler

I don't doubt that his wife is a horrible bitch and all the shit he says about her is true but I also get that sense too that he's not as perfect as he let's on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36893976)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: federal mint legal warrant

Seriously, you must know that this can't actually stand. No point in continuing on as is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889391)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: walnut plaza hairy legs

what is your murder-suicide plan if, on one of your routine fidelity checks, you discover that seven years ago mandy made out with a drunk law school acquaintance in an opportunistic moment?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889607)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: federal mint legal warrant

I'm confident she has never done that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889764)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: Drab House

Because neither of you interacted with other students in law school or for some other reason?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889851)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: federal mint legal warrant

The fact that she is totally antisocial helps, sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889862)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: Coral Orchestra Pit

Do you think Mandy ever fantasizes about a taller guy with a bigger dick and less sour breath?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889888)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: federal mint legal warrant

No and wtf @ the sour breath???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36889893)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Mildly autistic goal in life volcanic crater

That was the best part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36892614)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 4:02 AM
Author: Vigorous umber mental disorder

Keep talking shit about Bravo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36890779)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: carmine stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36894045)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 4:16 AM
Author: Deranged piazza toilet seat

I thought you love BBW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36890796)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 8:31 AM
Author: Wild location

Hey man i hope you're still lurking at least. Your situation is toxic as fuck and will only get worse. Your interpersonal relationship with her will never improve but the longer this goes on the worse the financial impact will be. You will have been married for longer and you will likely be earning more. So if you are at this point you need to bite the bullet and move forward. A year from now you will not believe you ever waited so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36891043)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: Vigorous umber mental disorder

He's 180. Needs to dump her fast and post more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36891112)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:50 PM
Author: twinkling massive locale love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36897812)



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Date: November 15th, 2019 1:44 AM
Author: Deranged piazza toilet seat

His solution was to impregnate the sack of shit again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#39121093)



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Date: November 15th, 2019 1:53 AM
Author: Trip halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#39121108)



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Date: November 15th, 2019 6:02 AM
Author: apoplectic onyx point faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#39121302)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: twinkling massive locale love of her life

Sorry friend. If you ever need to chat. Xojoedirtexo@gmail.com.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#36891139)



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Date: November 15th, 2019 1:28 AM
Author: Lascivious maroon toaster

good times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#39121057)



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Date: November 15th, 2019 1:36 AM
Author: Deranged piazza toilet seat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#39121076)



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Date: November 15th, 2019 1:39 AM
Author: Lascivious maroon toaster

muscadine is in a better place now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#39121084)



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Date: November 15th, 2019 1:40 AM
Author: Deranged piazza toilet seat

Now he has 3 kids with the same nutbag. The world is now an infinitely worse place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#39121085)



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Date: November 15th, 2019 1:44 AM
Author: Lascivious maroon toaster

lol no way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#39121092)



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Date: November 15th, 2019 1:45 AM
Author: Deranged piazza toilet seat

Yeah he made a post about it this week. He got the bitch pregnant again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#39121094)



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Date: November 15th, 2019 1:52 AM
Author: Lascivious maroon toaster

lollercausting hard ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#39121106)



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Date: November 15th, 2019 1:55 AM
Author: Deranged piazza toilet seat

Nothing funny about it, it's profoundly fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#39121111)



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Date: April 4th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Dashing Honey-headed Son Of Senegal Becky

He reached an emotionally mature place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#46144784)



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Date: November 19th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

I'm glad that I didn't file for divorce. My wife and I are getting along much better and my life is much better today having stayed married than what I imagine a divorce would have brought.

That being said, this thread was fun to read, if anything just to reminisce about how bad things really got.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#39138982)



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Date: November 19th, 2019 10:45 AM
Author: Charcoal motley digit ratio chapel

charles was right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#39139219)



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Date: November 19th, 2019 10:49 AM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

yea, seems he was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#39139251)



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Date: November 19th, 2019 11:07 AM
Author: sooty church building

180, glad to hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#39139350)



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Date: November 19th, 2019 11:16 AM
Author: Outnumbered candlestick maker nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#39139385)



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Date: November 15th, 2019 1:44 AM
Author: cowardly bright stock car

180 thread... confirms all the horror of modern day marriage and western womens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#39121091)



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Date: November 15th, 2019 5:26 AM
Author: vivacious casino international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#39121246)



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Date: November 15th, 2019 1:42 AM
Author: bossy place of business giraffe

how is she entitled to that much alimony wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#39121089)



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Date: November 15th, 2019 6:03 AM
Author: duck-like bateful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#39121306)



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Date: April 4th, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

Big W muscadine bumped this today, and it almost brought me to tears reading this. I forgot all about this post.

I am so thankful, and I mean I thank God in heaven, that I did not divorce my wife. I can't believe how close I was to losing my family, and I think about our youngest child and how she wouldn't be here today if we hadn't stayed together. It would have been such an awful mistake to divorce.

Times were hard, and I don't know how I kept it together through these tough times, but I am so thankful that I did.

I can't imagine where I would be if this had gone the wrong way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#46145007)



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Date: April 4th, 2023 9:33 PM
Author: Abusive skinny woman

180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#46145014)



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Date: April 4th, 2023 9:33 PM
Author: Chocolate rambunctious university

1800000 so happy to hear, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#46145016)



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Date: July 5th, 2023 1:22 AM
Author: Brilliant rehab crotch

unmitigated 190, i'm always happy to see bros here turn they life around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#46510309)



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Date: July 31st, 2023 3:03 PM
Author: Passionate cruise ship

How is it turned around? Seems like he is OK with not having sex. Maybe he decided if he got divorcepwned he'd have no $$ to even hire a whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#46612595)



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Date: July 31st, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Pink shrine pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#46610153)



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Date: July 31st, 2023 1:12 AM
Author: Passionate cruise ship

How often do u fuck? How much does she weight and any change since 2018?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#46610244)



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Date: July 31st, 2023 1:22 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

About once a month, and her body remains fantastic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#46611969)



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Date: July 31st, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored idea he suggested bbw

Damn dude how do you not make if your life's mission to try and fuck her more. Like, get into Broadway musicals. Whatever it takes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#46611974)



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Date: August 1st, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: hyperactive institution filthpig

Reasonable expectations go a long way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#46616142)



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Date: August 1st, 2023 12:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored idea he suggested bbw

I have no clue what this means. Translate into English?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#46616148)



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Date: July 31st, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: Passionate cruise ship

Do u have such low sex drive or what? I don't have a bitch and I easily afford a whore once a month. Really 1 hr with a whore in euro costs no more than my 1 night stay at a hotel. I thought the advantage of marriage is that u pay the same for the hotel or your house but get to fuck each day, which would otherwise cost $300+/hr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#46612587)



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Date: July 31st, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Exciting indirect expression cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#46611977)



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Date: July 31st, 2023 12:01 AM
Author: Zombie-like contagious lodge queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#46610142)



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Date: July 31st, 2023 4:58 PM
Author: Amber people who are hurt

What's the lookback window for income? Meaning can you earn shit for a year or two then divorce and be on the hook for much lower alimony? Maybe now is the time to discover your altrustic side and devote tike to your local legal aid society.

Also, keep in mind people usually end up with the right person for them and this is the mother of your children. Maybe shes just in the wrong and youre the good guy but take a long hard look at yourself and your future prospects before you go down this path.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#46613070)



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Date: July 31st, 2023 5:02 PM
Author: Passionate cruise ship

He chose life of 1x/month sex with 40yo woman that had 3 kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#46613080)



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Date: July 31st, 2023 5:10 PM
Author:  factory reset button

I haven’t read the other responses yet but have you considered fleeing to Baja or Southeast Asia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#46613112)



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Date: August 1st, 2023 12:13 PM
Author: Dashing Honey-headed Son Of Senegal Becky

I really love that this thread is evergreen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087371&forum_id=2#46616152)