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I got a fucking raccoon climbing up my staircase staring at me every night

the fucking thing comes up and down the fire escape like 5 t...
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purple passionate temple mad cow disease
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what the fuck
Abnormal Orchestra Pit
  10/17/18
What did you expect?
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Federal Home
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SCOREBOARD Raccoon 1 You 0
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salmon kitty cat hell
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alcoholic masturbator school
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Maybe the person who lived there before you actually fed him...
bateful corn cake nursing home
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I mentioned that to someone else and they said the same thin...
Abnormal Orchestra Pit
  10/17/18
lmao just feed it so it won’t stare at you
salmon kitty cat hell
  10/18/18
lmao
Angry pozpig
  10/17/18
did you think I was joking about this shit?
Swashbuckling den
  10/17/18
wut
Abnormal Orchestra Pit
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http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005455&mc=11&am...
Swashbuckling den
  10/17/18
Jesus. this is worse than I thought. fucking robbers mask. i...
Abnormal Orchestra Pit
  10/17/18
at least your dog is redpilled on the RQ
Swashbuckling den
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salmon kitty cat hell
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violent multi-colored nibblets double fault
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you're an asshole.
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amethyst partner kitty
  10/18/18
(guy who is scared of a raccoon) lol get some leather wor...
alcoholic masturbator school
  10/18/18
(serial killer)
Territorial sadistic idea he suggested
  10/18/18
That's hardly less humane than OP's plan to trap and then st...
alcoholic masturbator school
  10/18/18
It's that or trap it and push it off the fire escape
Abnormal Orchestra Pit
  10/18/18
Don't be a pussy. Just put on some heavy leather gloves (wel...
alcoholic masturbator school
  10/18/18
Easy to say but raccoons are mean and have claws. You're not...
Clear dingle berry goyim
  10/18/18
let the racoon inside and see if he's a chill bro
Angry pozpig
  10/18/18
Let your husband handle it.
salmon kitty cat hell
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cruel-hearted legal warrant
  10/18/18
Feed it food with small amounts of arsenic every night. Even...
copper concupiscible famous landscape painting national
  10/18/18
Cr poison is credited.
Clear dingle berry goyim
  10/18/18
wtf, he's a cute dood - just give him some food bro
tan lascivious circlehead
  10/18/18
Poison it.
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its kyoot as furk
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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: Abnormal Orchestra Pit

the fucking thing comes up and down the fire escape like 5 times a night right by my bed. I can't sleep with the window open bc im petrified of the fucking thing trying to get in. My dog goes ballistic and the asshole just stares at us.

im going to buy a trap and trap and starve the fucking thing. I called NYC pest control and the idiot started describing what raccoons are how they live in dens wtf?? I just need someone to take it away I didn't call 311 for fucking information on what a raccoon is

https://imgur.com/a/cGjys8g

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37045934)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: up-to-no-good chocolate antidepressant drug halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37048646)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: exciting white cruise ship athletic conference

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/024/522/WV6OEJHY6Z2JJ2UUXJSXZZY2NTYIYIE6.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37045951)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 7:50 AM
Author: Laughsome Stag Film Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37048004)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: purple passionate temple mad cow disease

You know what to do...

https://thebarchive.com/data/b/image/1505/43/1505435815942.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37045957)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Abnormal Orchestra Pit

what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37045963)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:36 PM
Author: purple passionate temple mad cow disease

What did you expect?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37045978)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:32 AM
Author: Useless macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37047813)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:06 AM
Author: alcoholic masturbator school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37047886)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Federal Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37052574)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: indecent kink-friendly trailer park

SCOREBOARD

Raccoon 1

You 0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37045971)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: salmon kitty cat hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37052519)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: alcoholic masturbator school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37052545)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:36 PM
Author: bateful corn cake nursing home

Maybe the person who lived there before you actually fed him. If you left him some food, he wont stare at you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37045979)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Abnormal Orchestra Pit

I mentioned that to someone else and they said the same thing. I want the fucking thing gone not be my damn pet. its hideous and scary as hell looking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37045992)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:41 AM
Author: salmon kitty cat hell

lmao just feed it so it won’t stare at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37047838)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:36 PM
Author: Angry pozpig

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37045981)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling den

did you think I was joking about this shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37045988)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Abnormal Orchestra Pit

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37045996)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling den

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005455&mc=11&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3969515&mc=20&forum_id=2

ignore the threat at your peril

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37046023)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Abnormal Orchestra Pit

Jesus. this is worse than I thought. fucking robbers mask. im going to shoot the fucking thing with a airsoft gun tomorrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37046123)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling den

at least your dog is redpilled on the RQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37046205)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:46 AM
Author: salmon kitty cat hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37047857)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 6:55 AM
Author: violent multi-colored nibblets double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37047961)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:42 AM
Author: Dark codepig boiling water

you're an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37047847)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:58 AM
Author: amethyst partner kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37047878)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:29 AM
Author: alcoholic masturbator school

(guy who is scared of a raccoon)

lol get some leather work gloves, open your window, grab it, and throw it off the ladder, you giant pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37047807)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:02 AM
Author: Territorial sadistic idea he suggested

(serial killer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37047882)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:05 AM
Author: alcoholic masturbator school

That's hardly less humane than OP's plan to trap and then starve it to death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37047884)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 6:57 AM
Author: Abnormal Orchestra Pit

It's that or trap it and push it off the fire escape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37047963)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: alcoholic masturbator school

Don't be a pussy. Just put on some heavy leather gloves (welding gloves are ideal), grab the thing by the skin on the back of the neck (and close its mouth with the other if it tries to bite) and toss it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37050841)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Clear dingle berry goyim

Easy to say but raccoons are mean and have claws. You're not addressing the claws and I evitable thrashing. You sound like a naive fool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37052553)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:37 AM
Author: Angry pozpig

let the racoon inside and see if he's a chill bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37047825)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:42 AM
Author: salmon kitty cat hell

Let your husband handle it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37047845)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: Marvelous area persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37050915)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: cruel-hearted legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37052527)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 8:58 AM
Author: copper concupiscible famous landscape painting national

Feed it food with small amounts of arsenic every night. Eventually, he will stop showing up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37048209)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: Clear dingle berry goyim

Cr poison is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37052558)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: tan lascivious circlehead

wtf, he's a cute dood - just give him some food bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37048609)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Pink Frisky Volcanic Crater Genital Piercing

Poison it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37050025)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Bearded Tanning Salon Pocket Flask

its kyoot as furk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37050923)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: amethyst partner kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37052523)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: Federal Home

I think these are legal in NYC: https://www.amazon.com/Venom-Blowguns®-Velocity-Exclusive-Tactical/dp/B006M9OFCC/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109250&forum_id=2#37052599)