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Finally fucked my first Turdskin chick. Finally. Will give more deets tomorrow.

Just finished up Late as fuck. Need to pass out. Details to...
flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal
  10/18/18
Damn -- she un-matched with me on Tinder before I got a chan...
flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal
  10/18/18
Lol kill yourself 30-something
mahogany insecure milk striped hyena
  10/18/18
It's just so easy. Can't help myself.
flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal
  10/18/18
I'm not saying you should killself because of what you did ...
mahogany insecure milk striped hyena
  10/18/18
Mostly true -- but to be fair, I actually used to get lots o...
flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal
  10/18/18
Also -- Cheatmo is an official xoxo term like "poaster&...
flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal
  10/18/18
yes, it's a noun like "poaster" because "mo&q...
mahogany insecure milk striped hyena
  10/18/18
Incorrect. See the encyclopedia entry. Clearly says Noun and...
flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal
  10/18/18
(fag citing a fucking wiki entry written by another fag to j...
mahogany insecure milk striped hyena
  10/18/18
vanilla? jfc you make me sick.
spruce crackhouse
  10/18/18
I save the crazy shit for when I suckNfuck with super-jacked...
flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal
  10/18/18
This is all just very sad. Cant believe I wasted years of my...
nubile concupiscible water buffalo school cafeteria
  10/18/18
...
Aggressive curious dog poop
  10/18/18
...
lime mental disorder
  10/18/18
100% agree. I really need to stop. Amount of satisfactio...
flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal
  10/18/18
what a tangled web we weave
Exciting french chef
  10/18/18
Sorry, brother, but youre irreprably broken. Short of som...
onyx sickened theater sandwich
  10/18/18
I am married.
flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal
  10/18/18
jfC
onyx sickened theater sandwich
  10/18/18
?
flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal
  10/18/18
Rofl Kids?
brass public bath associate
  10/18/18
No -- I really reallly hope I can stop once I have kids on t...
flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal
  10/18/18
...
onyx sickened theater sandwich
  10/18/18
MFCR. Hedonism is empty and unfulfilling, Christianity is cr...
Fragrant Mildly Autistic Kitchen
  10/18/18
you can go with Stoicism too, if you prefer
mahogany insecure milk striped hyena
  10/18/18
...
Spectacular Mother Office
  10/18/18
How hairy was her asshole
vivacious indian lodge
  10/18/18
Hahaha. I could tell she waxed, but there were still some lo...
flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal
  10/18/18
Jfc
nubile concupiscible water buffalo school cafeteria
  10/18/18
At one point I put my finger on her anus while fucking her f...
flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal
  10/18/18
i actually felt nervous while reading last line
Walnut Church Building
  10/18/18
Even if I did -- wouldnt bother me at all. I've expericed so...
flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal
  10/18/18
too lazy, but would appreciate link
Walnut Church Building
  10/18/18
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&mc=38&...
flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal
  10/18/18
180! describe her looks
Walnut Church Building
  10/18/18
...
nubile concupiscible water buffalo school cafeteria
  10/18/18
pics?
Mind-boggling School Turdskin
  10/18/18
wtf explain the prostate thing
racy factory reset button location
  10/18/18
I don't think this is just me. If I cum when I'm drunk, ...
flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal
  10/18/18
wtf
racy factory reset button location
  10/18/18
I have that too.
grizzly disturbing heaven azn
  10/19/18
...
marvelous turquoise puppy
  10/18/18
lol sounds like it was written by a robot BEEP BOOP BEEP SU...
mahogany insecure milk striped hyena
  10/18/18
...
marvelous turquoise puppy
  10/18/18
30-something pizza hut guy's poasts are a way better/funnier...
Aqua violent hospital multi-billionaire
  10/18/18
Lol this is him, dude
mahogany insecure milk striped hyena
  10/18/18
i dont think so, i've seen him poast in the past couple days...
Aqua violent hospital multi-billionaire
  10/18/18
See above where he didn't deny when I called him out, and th...
mahogany insecure milk striped hyena
  10/18/18
i think he thought you were just calling him a guy in his 30...
Aqua violent hospital multi-billionaire
  10/18/18
lol cr
mahogany insecure milk striped hyena
  10/18/18
Lmao, this is not me. I'm not in a relationship, so all my ...
grizzly disturbing heaven azn
  10/19/18
How are things with your wife? How are your guilt levels?
Trip avocado cumskin stag film
  10/18/18
ljl sociopaths don't experience guilt
Contagious Library
  10/18/18
Not a sociopath. I'm somewhere between Anti-social PD an...
flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal
  10/18/18
>"not a sociopath" >admits to lacking empat...
mahogany insecure milk striped hyena
  10/18/18
Sociopath requires some level of anti-social or harmful beha...
flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal
  10/18/18
This thread is the Gummo bath tub scene in text form
sable glittery dysfunction whorehouse
  10/18/18
great thread without even a single pic
smoky institution
  10/18/18
Still my only turd.
flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal
  06/24/20


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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:26 AM
Author: flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal

Just finished up Late as fuck. Need to pass out. Details tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37047802)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal

Damn -- she un-matched with me on Tinder before I got a chance to grab screenshots.

Anyhow -- I'll keep it brief. On a work trip. Matched with cute early 30s Indian chick. Grabbed drinks at a typical yuppie cocktail bar. Had 2 drinks each. Walked to my hotel, which was a few blocks away. Got right to hooking up. Sex was quite good, but nothing particularly noteworthy. She was a spinner, and they're always fun a fuck. She came easier than average. She had a suprisingly deep pussy for a chick her size. Not loose at all, just deep. I was barely bottoming out with my 8 inch cock. Usually that is only the case with chicks who are ~5'10". I prefer this actually, it's annoying bottoming out too much.

Cute face. Subjective 7.25 face, probably objective 6.5. 7.5 spinner body. I think she used to weigh more because her tits were rather deflated. That was the only major imperfection with her body.

Had two rounds of fucking. Erection was not great the second round. My prostate was flared up like a motherfucker. Used a condom both rounds. Thank god. Now i don't need to take prophylactic antibiotics.

About half way though, I got the feeling she was trying to avoid kissing me too much. I think I may have had bad breath. Sounds about right since I've been smoking recently.

Then she luckily volunteered to leave. Did not need to kick her out.

Walked her back to her car afterwards. She was very affectionate. She clearly had that post orgasm oxytocin spike.

Overall, basically an ideal vanilla tinder-fuck.

Taking Qs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049566)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: mahogany insecure milk striped hyena

Lol kill yourself 30-something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049583)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal

It's just so easy. Can't help myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049741)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: mahogany insecure milk striped hyena

I'm not saying you should killself because of what you did

I'm saying you should killself because, like with nyuug, the entire process is purely mechanical and soulless for you. It's like as you're doing it, you're already thinking about how to describe it in technical detail for the fucking board, which is pathetic. It brings you no joy and never will, because you're fucking empty inside, with nothing of value to share with the world. How do you think I can spot you immediately? You also use "cheatmo" as a verb and deserve to be slowly tortured and killed for that alone.

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049759)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal

Mostly true -- but to be fair, I actually used to get lots of real satisfaction out of this. Now it's just out of habit / compulsion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049792)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal

Also -- Cheatmo is an official xoxo term like "poaster". See the Encyclopedia Dramatica autoadmit entry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049795)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: mahogany insecure milk striped hyena

yes, it's a noun like "poaster" because "mo" is short for "moniker," and therefore using it as a verb is incredibly faggy behavior

again, kill yourself. Suck a tailpipe, tie a noose, bite the barrel, pretty much whatever you want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049804)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal

Incorrect. See the encyclopedia entry. Clearly says Noun and verb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049814)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: mahogany insecure milk striped hyena

(fag citing a fucking wiki entry written by another fag to justify his faggy internetspeak)

jfc how do you live with yourself? do you even have an inner monologue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049825)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: spruce crackhouse

vanilla? jfc you make me sick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049580)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal

I save the crazy shit for when I suckNfuck with super-jacked musclestud bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049595)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: nubile concupiscible water buffalo school cafeteria

This is all just very sad. Cant believe I wasted years of my life chasing these kinds of "experiences".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049621)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Aggressive curious dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049646)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: lime mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049665)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal

100% agree. I really need to stop.

Amount of satisfaction I get out of this is seriously declining.

I actually anticipate I'll be able to stop myself in the near future. Although I've been saying this for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049677)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: Exciting french chef

what a tangled web we weave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049834)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: onyx sickened theater sandwich

Sorry, brother, but youre irreprably broken.

Short of some catastrophic life changing experience, you will not change. Ever. Even if you do get married, it wont last because of your scarred and broken soul.

I hope for your sake that you have some kind of life changing experience, perhaps a near death event that leaves you partially disabled, that will force you to honestly reevaluate your life and make meaningful change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049839)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal

I am married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049902)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: onyx sickened theater sandwich

jfC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049973)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050295)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: brass public bath associate

Rofl

Kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050668)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal

No -- I really reallly hope I can stop once I have kids on the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050919)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:19 PM
Author: onyx sickened theater sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049819)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Fragrant Mildly Autistic Kitchen

MFCR. Hedonism is empty and unfulfilling, Christianity is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049826)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: mahogany insecure milk striped hyena

you can go with Stoicism too, if you prefer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049840)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Spectacular Mother Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050442)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: vivacious indian lodge

How hairy was her asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049635)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal

Hahaha. I could tell she waxed, but there were still some long black stragglers around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049682)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: nubile concupiscible water buffalo school cafeteria

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049688)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal

At one point I put my finger on her anus while fucking her from behind and asked if she liked anal play -- she said no.

Smelled my finger right afterwards. no smell. CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049698)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Walnut Church Building

i actually felt nervous while reading last line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049919)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal

Even if I did -- wouldnt bother me at all. I've expericed some DIRTY assholes.

See my thread about the DIRTY SHITTY anal sex I had with a shrew in Seattle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049940)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Walnut Church Building

too lazy, but would appreciate link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049965)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&mc=38&forum_id=2#36541392

See MONDAY PART 2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050324)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Walnut Church Building

180! describe her looks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050383)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: nubile concupiscible water buffalo school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049947)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Mind-boggling School Turdskin

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049951)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: racy factory reset button location

wtf

explain the prostate thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050335)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal

I don't think this is just me.

If I cum when I'm drunk, I often have some wierd prostate flair up that makes me have to pee really bad, but I can't really get a stream going well, and it interferes a bit with my erection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050347)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: racy factory reset button location

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050603)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: grizzly disturbing heaven azn

I have that too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37057040)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: marvelous turquoise puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050445)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: mahogany insecure milk striped hyena

lol sounds like it was written by a robot

BEEP BOOP BEEP SUBJECTIVE 7.25 BEEP BOOP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050461)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: marvelous turquoise puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050482)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Aqua violent hospital multi-billionaire

30-something pizza hut guy's poasts are a way better/funnier version of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051006)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: mahogany insecure milk striped hyena

Lol this is him, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051009)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Aqua violent hospital multi-billionaire

i dont think so, i've seen him poast in the past couple days under his regular moniker, and you can't change monikers anymore

pretty funny that we both thought of him though, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051016)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: mahogany insecure milk striped hyena

See above where he didn't deny when I called him out, and then his defense of "cheatmo," which is a 30-something Pizza Hut staple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051045)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Aqua violent hospital multi-billionaire

i think he thought you were just calling him a guy in his 30s. could definitely be him, though. either way they're both clearly running on the same NPC programming so they might as well be the same person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051052)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: mahogany insecure milk striped hyena

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051067)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: grizzly disturbing heaven azn

Lmao, this is not me. I'm not in a relationship, so all my sexcapades are not cheating. Or cheatmoing, if you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37057049)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: Trip avocado cumskin stag film

How are things with your wife? How are your guilt levels?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050455)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Contagious Library

ljl sociopaths don't experience guilt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050513)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal

Not a sociopath.

I'm somewhere between Anti-social PD and Schizoid PD, but don't fully have a PD. Just mostly lack empathy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050925)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: mahogany insecure milk striped hyena

>"not a sociopath"

>admits to lacking empathy

Ljl respond to my poast above, do you have an inner monologue or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050963)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal

Sociopath requires some level of anti-social or harmful behavior. Not enough to simply lack empathy. I'm a model citizen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37052651)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: sable glittery dysfunction whorehouse

This thread is the Gummo bath tub scene in text form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051030)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: smoky institution

great thread without even a single pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37052595)



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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:08 PM
Author: flushed passionate theater stage sneaky criminal

Still my only turd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#40489377)