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Finally fucked my first Turdskin chick. Finally. Will give more deets tomorrow.

Just finished up Late as fuck. Need to pass out. Details to...
Contagious menage
  10/18/18
Damn -- she un-matched with me on Tinder before I got a chan...
Contagious menage
  10/18/18
Lol kill yourself 30-something
cyan useless brakes forum
  10/18/18
It's just so easy. Can't help myself.
Contagious menage
  10/18/18
I'm not saying you should killself because of what you did ...
cyan useless brakes forum
  10/18/18
Mostly true -- but to be fair, I actually used to get lots o...
Contagious menage
  10/18/18
Also -- Cheatmo is an official xoxo term like "poaster&...
Contagious menage
  10/18/18
yes, it's a noun like "poaster" because "mo&q...
cyan useless brakes forum
  10/18/18
Incorrect. See the encyclopedia entry. Clearly says Noun and...
Contagious menage
  10/18/18
(fag citing a fucking wiki entry written by another fag to j...
cyan useless brakes forum
  10/18/18
vanilla? jfc you make me sick.
alcoholic balding abode
  10/18/18
I save the crazy shit for when I suckNfuck with super-jacked...
Contagious menage
  10/18/18
This is all just very sad. Cant believe I wasted years of my...
Heady Bipolar Site Gaping
  10/18/18
...
Bisexual Bespoke Main People Stage
  10/18/18
...
tan address hominid
  10/18/18
100% agree. I really need to stop. Amount of satisfactio...
Contagious menage
  10/18/18
what a tangled web we weave
Orange 180 electric furnace generalized bond
  10/18/18
Sorry, brother, but youre irreprably broken. Short of som...
Pearl market
  10/18/18
I am married.
Contagious menage
  10/18/18
jfC
Pearl market
  10/18/18
?
Contagious menage
  10/18/18
Rofl Kids?
lemon mexican newt
  10/18/18
No -- I really reallly hope I can stop once I have kids on t...
Contagious menage
  10/18/18
...
Pearl market
  10/18/18
MFCR. Hedonism is empty and unfulfilling, Christianity is cr...
maroon fragrant karate
  10/18/18
you can go with Stoicism too, if you prefer
cyan useless brakes forum
  10/18/18
...
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  10/18/18
How hairy was her asshole
Insecure genital piercing range
  10/18/18
Hahaha. I could tell she waxed, but there were still some lo...
Contagious menage
  10/18/18
Jfc
Heady Bipolar Site Gaping
  10/18/18
At one point I put my finger on her anus while fucking her f...
Contagious menage
  10/18/18
i actually felt nervous while reading last line
flesh stag film brethren
  10/18/18
Even if I did -- wouldnt bother me at all. I've expericed so...
Contagious menage
  10/18/18
too lazy, but would appreciate link
flesh stag film brethren
  10/18/18
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&mc=38&...
Contagious menage
  10/18/18
180! describe her looks
flesh stag film brethren
  10/18/18
...
Heady Bipolar Site Gaping
  10/18/18
pics?
Maniacal School Cafeteria
  10/18/18
wtf explain the prostate thing
gold thirsty jew senate
  10/18/18
I don't think this is just me. If I cum when I'm drunk, ...
Contagious menage
  10/18/18
wtf
gold thirsty jew senate
  10/18/18
I have that too.
spectacular gas station
  10/19/18
...
Gay Blathering School
  10/18/18
lol sounds like it was written by a robot BEEP BOOP BEEP SU...
cyan useless brakes forum
  10/18/18
...
Gay Blathering School
  10/18/18
30-something pizza hut guy's poasts are a way better/funnier...
Nubile gunner
  10/18/18
Lol this is him, dude
cyan useless brakes forum
  10/18/18
i dont think so, i've seen him poast in the past couple days...
Nubile gunner
  10/18/18
See above where he didn't deny when I called him out, and th...
cyan useless brakes forum
  10/18/18
i think he thought you were just calling him a guy in his 30...
Nubile gunner
  10/18/18
lol cr
cyan useless brakes forum
  10/18/18
Lmao, this is not me. I'm not in a relationship, so all my ...
spectacular gas station
  10/19/18
How are things with your wife? How are your guilt levels?
Erotic cream locale
  10/18/18
ljl sociopaths don't experience guilt
multi-colored casino background story
  10/18/18
Not a sociopath. I'm somewhere between Anti-social PD an...
Contagious menage
  10/18/18
>"not a sociopath" >admits to lacking empat...
cyan useless brakes forum
  10/18/18
Sociopath requires some level of anti-social or harmful beha...
Contagious menage
  10/18/18
This thread is the Gummo bath tub scene in text form
Flatulent theater
  10/18/18
great thread without even a single pic
rose coffee pot office
  10/18/18
Still my only turd.
Contagious menage
  06/24/20


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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:26 AM
Author: Contagious menage

Just finished up Late as fuck. Need to pass out. Details tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37047802)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Contagious menage

Damn -- she un-matched with me on Tinder before I got a chance to grab screenshots.

Anyhow -- I'll keep it brief. On a work trip. Matched with cute early 30s Indian chick. Grabbed drinks at a typical yuppie cocktail bar. Had 2 drinks each. Walked to my hotel, which was a few blocks away. Got right to hooking up. Sex was quite good, but nothing particularly noteworthy. She was a spinner, and they're always fun a fuck. She came easier than average. She had a suprisingly deep pussy for a chick her size. Not loose at all, just deep. I was barely bottoming out with my 8 inch cock. Usually that is only the case with chicks who are ~5'10". I prefer this actually, it's annoying bottoming out too much.

Cute face. Subjective 7.25 face, probably objective 6.5. 7.5 spinner body. I think she used to weigh more because her tits were rather deflated. That was the only major imperfection with her body.

Had two rounds of fucking. Erection was not great the second round. My prostate was flared up like a motherfucker. Used a condom both rounds. Thank god. Now i don't need to take prophylactic antibiotics.

About half way though, I got the feeling she was trying to avoid kissing me too much. I think I may have had bad breath. Sounds about right since I've been smoking recently.

Then she luckily volunteered to leave. Did not need to kick her out.

Walked her back to her car afterwards. She was very affectionate. She clearly had that post orgasm oxytocin spike.

Overall, basically an ideal vanilla tinder-fuck.

Taking Qs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049566)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: cyan useless brakes forum

Lol kill yourself 30-something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049583)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Contagious menage

It's just so easy. Can't help myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049741)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: cyan useless brakes forum

I'm not saying you should killself because of what you did

I'm saying you should killself because, like with nyuug, the entire process is purely mechanical and soulless for you. It's like as you're doing it, you're already thinking about how to describe it in technical detail for the fucking board, which is pathetic. It brings you no joy and never will, because you're fucking empty inside, with nothing of value to share with the world. How do you think I can spot you immediately? You also use "cheatmo" as a verb and deserve to be slowly tortured and killed for that alone.

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049759)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Contagious menage

Mostly true -- but to be fair, I actually used to get lots of real satisfaction out of this. Now it's just out of habit / compulsion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049792)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Contagious menage

Also -- Cheatmo is an official xoxo term like "poaster". See the Encyclopedia Dramatica autoadmit entry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049795)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: cyan useless brakes forum

yes, it's a noun like "poaster" because "mo" is short for "moniker," and therefore using it as a verb is incredibly faggy behavior

again, kill yourself. Suck a tailpipe, tie a noose, bite the barrel, pretty much whatever you want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049804)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: Contagious menage

Incorrect. See the encyclopedia entry. Clearly says Noun and verb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049814)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: cyan useless brakes forum

(fag citing a fucking wiki entry written by another fag to justify his faggy internetspeak)

jfc how do you live with yourself? do you even have an inner monologue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049825)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: alcoholic balding abode

vanilla? jfc you make me sick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049580)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Contagious menage

I save the crazy shit for when I suckNfuck with super-jacked musclestud bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049595)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Heady Bipolar Site Gaping

This is all just very sad. Cant believe I wasted years of my life chasing these kinds of "experiences".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049621)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Bisexual Bespoke Main People Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049646)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: tan address hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049665)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Contagious menage

100% agree. I really need to stop.

Amount of satisfaction I get out of this is seriously declining.

I actually anticipate I'll be able to stop myself in the near future. Although I've been saying this for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049677)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: Orange 180 electric furnace generalized bond

what a tangled web we weave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049834)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: Pearl market

Sorry, brother, but youre irreprably broken.

Short of some catastrophic life changing experience, you will not change. Ever. Even if you do get married, it wont last because of your scarred and broken soul.

I hope for your sake that you have some kind of life changing experience, perhaps a near death event that leaves you partially disabled, that will force you to honestly reevaluate your life and make meaningful change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049839)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Contagious menage

I am married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049902)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Pearl market

jfC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049973)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Contagious menage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050295)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: lemon mexican newt

Rofl

Kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050668)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: Contagious menage

No -- I really reallly hope I can stop once I have kids on the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050919)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:19 PM
Author: Pearl market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049819)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: maroon fragrant karate

MFCR. Hedonism is empty and unfulfilling, Christianity is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049826)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: cyan useless brakes forum

you can go with Stoicism too, if you prefer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049840)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: stimulating cuckold selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050442)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Insecure genital piercing range

How hairy was her asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049635)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Contagious menage

Hahaha. I could tell she waxed, but there were still some long black stragglers around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049682)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Heady Bipolar Site Gaping

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049688)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: Contagious menage

At one point I put my finger on her anus while fucking her from behind and asked if she liked anal play -- she said no.

Smelled my finger right afterwards. no smell. CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049698)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: flesh stag film brethren

i actually felt nervous while reading last line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049919)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Contagious menage

Even if I did -- wouldnt bother me at all. I've expericed some DIRTY assholes.

See my thread about the DIRTY SHITTY anal sex I had with a shrew in Seattle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049940)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: flesh stag film brethren

too lazy, but would appreciate link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049965)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Contagious menage

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&mc=38&forum_id=2#36541392

See MONDAY PART 2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050324)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: flesh stag film brethren

180! describe her looks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050383)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: Heady Bipolar Site Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049947)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Maniacal School Cafeteria

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049951)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: gold thirsty jew senate

wtf

explain the prostate thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050335)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Contagious menage

I don't think this is just me.

If I cum when I'm drunk, I often have some wierd prostate flair up that makes me have to pee really bad, but I can't really get a stream going well, and it interferes a bit with my erection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050347)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: gold thirsty jew senate

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050603)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: spectacular gas station

I have that too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37057040)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Gay Blathering School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050445)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: cyan useless brakes forum

lol sounds like it was written by a robot

BEEP BOOP BEEP SUBJECTIVE 7.25 BEEP BOOP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050461)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: Gay Blathering School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050482)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Nubile gunner

30-something pizza hut guy's poasts are a way better/funnier version of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051006)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: cyan useless brakes forum

Lol this is him, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051009)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Nubile gunner

i dont think so, i've seen him poast in the past couple days under his regular moniker, and you can't change monikers anymore

pretty funny that we both thought of him though, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051016)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: cyan useless brakes forum

See above where he didn't deny when I called him out, and then his defense of "cheatmo," which is a 30-something Pizza Hut staple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051045)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Nubile gunner

i think he thought you were just calling him a guy in his 30s. could definitely be him, though. either way they're both clearly running on the same NPC programming so they might as well be the same person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051052)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: cyan useless brakes forum

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051067)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: spectacular gas station

Lmao, this is not me. I'm not in a relationship, so all my sexcapades are not cheating. Or cheatmoing, if you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37057049)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: Erotic cream locale

How are things with your wife? How are your guilt levels?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050455)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: multi-colored casino background story

ljl sociopaths don't experience guilt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050513)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Contagious menage

Not a sociopath.

I'm somewhere between Anti-social PD and Schizoid PD, but don't fully have a PD. Just mostly lack empathy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050925)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: cyan useless brakes forum

>"not a sociopath"

>admits to lacking empathy

Ljl respond to my poast above, do you have an inner monologue or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050963)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: Contagious menage

Sociopath requires some level of anti-social or harmful behavior. Not enough to simply lack empathy. I'm a model citizen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37052651)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Flatulent theater

This thread is the Gummo bath tub scene in text form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051030)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: rose coffee pot office

great thread without even a single pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37052595)



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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:08 PM
Author: Contagious menage

Still my only turd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#40489377)