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You remember your first no job (offer)?

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kink-friendly sienna state chad
  10/18/18
I was astonished. I had worn my best white on black flower p...
mind-boggling space
  10/18/18
I remember like it was yesterday. I just finished tying ...
crimson provocative stag film round eye
  10/18/18
yes MBB final round, dinged via phone same day, felt like sh...
swollen alpha
  10/18/18
yep. every time i go on linkedin to look at a new connection...
Bateful double fault
  10/18/18
lol yeah. i had my second in person interview at a local fir...
Talented aquamarine locus
  10/18/18
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cracking point fat ankles
  10/18/18
I also had a 15 minute interview with an insurance defense f...
Talented aquamarine locus
  10/18/18
what did you end up doing instead just pi
cracking point fat ankles
  10/18/18
yeah it was for a PE internship I was bummed but not surpris...
cracking point fat ankles
  10/18/18
lol exactly what I did after the ding I mentioned above wel...
swollen alpha
  10/18/18
yeah basically after not getting that job I stopped putting ...
cracking point fat ankles
  10/18/18
you are doing the right thing for society. companies don't ...
Mauve Comical Headpube Macaca
  10/18/18
that's pretty legit. i think i stopped putting effort into a...
Haunting tripping nibblets ape
  10/18/18
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ruby rehab patrolman
  10/18/18
I could have been Liz Lemon from 30 Rock for three months bu...
cracking point fat ankles
  10/18/18
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Adventurous lemon stead friendly grandma
  10/18/18
it obviously didn't go that well
Harsh mustard native
  10/18/18
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Adventurous lemon stead friendly grandma
  10/18/18
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Titillating impertinent church building potus
  10/18/18
Yeah I got about 25 first no job offers all at the same time...
ruby rehab patrolman
  10/18/18
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cracking point fat ankles
  10/18/18
No man. I’ve always had a shotgun approach to job hunt...
Pearly abnormal deer antler den
  10/18/18
Thank god you ended up at a higher ranked vault firm.
ruby rehab patrolman
  10/18/18
Ya well fuck them for no offering me. Also this is xo, where...
Pearly abnormal deer antler den
  10/18/18
ur problems: I could have ended up in a v70 secondary office...
Mauve Comical Headpube Macaca
  10/18/18
your problems: getting rejected from tufts, boner police hur...
cracking point fat ankles
  10/18/18


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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: kink-friendly sienna state chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37049783)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: mind-boggling space

I was astonished. I had worn my best white on black flower print button down, flowing not tucked in, my alabaster cargo pants, which were very puffy, and my lucky driving moccasins without socks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37049827)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: crimson provocative stag film round eye

I remember like it was yesterday.

I just finished tying up my Cole Haan rubber soled mocktoe shoes when Partner Mort called me to his office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37049924)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: swollen alpha

yes MBB final round, dinged via phone same day, felt like shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37049941)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: Bateful double fault

yep. every time i go on linkedin to look at a new connection request and see friends who got the offers continue doing well the pain and memories come right back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37050433)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Talented aquamarine locus

lol yeah. i had my second in person interview at a local firm and went in with a big scar on my face and completely hungover. And I forgot I had put my tie over my shoulder in the bathroom and left it there.

They called later that day and said they hired someone else. Best thing that ever happened to me.

Looking back I had lots of lulzy interviews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37050650)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: cracking point fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37050670)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Talented aquamarine locus

I also had a 15 minute interview with an insurance defense firm talking about how I would love to help clients recover from insurance companies. Last thing they said was "Uhhh you know we're an insurance defense firm don't you?"

Now I make twice as much as any of the partners who work there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37050706)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: cracking point fat ankles

what did you end up doing instead just pi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37050733)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: cracking point fat ankles

yeah it was for a PE internship I was bummed but not surprised since I got high that day. when i heard back i just got really high and sat in my room all day, but i was going to do that anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37050655)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: swollen alpha

lol exactly what I did after the ding I mentioned above

well, technically, after I flew back home from the city/office. I was high for like 3 days straight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37050736)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: cracking point fat ankles

yeah basically after not getting that job I stopped putting effort into anything and became a full time alcoholic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37051345)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Mauve Comical Headpube Macaca

you are doing the right thing for society. companies don't want their time wasted interviewing degenerate trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37051555)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Haunting tripping nibblets ape

that's pretty legit. i think i stopped putting effort into anything and became a full time alcoholic because of stress over women like 8 years ago (documented on board). jobs were not even a consideration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37051781)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: ruby rehab patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37051378)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: cracking point fat ankles

I could have been Liz Lemon from 30 Rock for three months but also make more money.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37051388)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Adventurous lemon stead friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37051382)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: Harsh mustard native

it obviously didn't go that well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37051441)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: Adventurous lemon stead friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37051971)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: Titillating impertinent church building potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37051396)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: ruby rehab patrolman

Yeah I got about 25 first no job offers all at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37051448)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: cracking point fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37051473)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 5:25 PM
Author: Pearly abnormal deer antler den

No man. I’ve always had a shotgun approach to job hunting, so I only look at interviews as like a 1/50 chance. Never seemed like it was worthwhile to remember a 1/50 of anything.

I do remember getting no offered from my summer associate firm. Was awkward as hell. The managing partner drove me and the other summer to a really nice steak house. Before lunch he told us we had done really great that summer, but they were about to do a serious round of layoffs, and that we should try to clerk or find a good temp position. He made it sound like we were deferred and he’d be looking to hire us as soon as things turned around. (Later we found out it was a full on no offer). It was mid recession so my co-summer and I were almost crying we were so deflated. Then we had to order lunch, wait for lunch, eat lunch, etc. all while carrying conversation with the guy that had just fucked us.

My co-summer and I drank way the fuck too much. An associate at the firm picked us up from the bar and drove us to her house. We were pulled over by a cop when my co-summer opened the door to barf out of it as we were driving down the street. I drove home and for the next 10 hours the associate kept calling and texting because she was worried my co-summer was dead. She didn’t die.

In the end we both clerked and both ended up at way better ranked biglaw firms. (The firm we were at was like a v70 secondary office back in the town I grew up in).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37051542)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 5:32 PM
Author: ruby rehab patrolman

Thank god you ended up at a higher ranked vault firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37051611)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: Pearly abnormal deer antler den

Ya well fuck them for no offering me. Also this is xo, where vault ranking is a crucial metric little breh. It’d be half a story if I didn’t include reference to relative vault ranking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37051759)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: Mauve Comical Headpube Macaca

ur problems: I could have ended up in a v70 secondary office for life and had an 8 bedroom mansion in flyover!

boner police's problems: I hope I don't die by 30, or die I hope I do? I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37051627)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: cracking point fat ankles

your problems: getting rejected from tufts, boner police hurting your feelings on the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109684&forum_id=2#37051768)