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whats a day in court like for biglaw associate?

Ive heard a lot about shitlaw and what those courts are like...
Flirting Plaza
  10/18/18
they miss out on the pony tail crimlaw bros, for one
curious chrome native idea he suggested
  10/18/18
sitting in the last row of the courtroom while 2 biglaw part...
Stirring travel guidebook senate
  10/18/18
lol
Wonderful site
  10/18/18
" a local counsel aw shucks guy" I feel persona...
electric menage
  10/18/18
shucking and jiving
Abnormal casino faggot firefighter
  10/18/18
shut up.
Galvanic violet space queen of the night
  10/19/18
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magenta pontificating stag film main people
  10/20/18
Under what circumstance is biglaw using your insurance defen...
Hairraiser nursing home
  10/20/18
Yes, I would definitely mess that document management stuff ...
Dashing khaki stain giraffe
  10/18/18
"Then my cell phone would go off by accident, Sanford &...
electric menage
  10/18/18
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Dashing khaki stain giraffe
  10/18/18
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shimmering parlor
  10/18/18
Very accurate
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  10/18/18
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Maniacal pit keepsake machete
  10/18/18
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Dun Masturbator Legend
  10/19/18
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Razzle-dazzle lodge roommate
  10/19/18
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Slap-happy piazza
  10/20/18
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magenta pontificating stag film main people
  10/20/18
fuckin lol this captures so much truth
Effete irradiated base personal credit line
  10/20/18
Lol
Peach splenetic kitty cat area
  10/23/18
This is impressive. Reminds me of the "nice" partn...
Abnormal casino faggot firefighter
  10/23/18
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Sooty tanning salon
  10/24/18
flame. biglaw associates don't go to court
Plum balding principal's office sandwich
  10/18/18
(mediocre ex big law associate that got fired his 3rd year)
cowardly floppy house
  10/19/18
if you're a Kikeland associate, the judge berates you
Plum balding principal's office sandwich
  10/18/18
You pretty much just listen to your divorce attorney
domesticated bateful locus ratface
  10/18/18
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electric menage
  10/18/18
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Stirring travel guidebook senate
  10/18/18
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Cruel-hearted lake center stock car
  10/19/18
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magenta pontificating stag film main people
  10/20/18
"Prestigious" / "high-stakes" state cour...
cerebral wrinkle
  10/18/18
Really? so lawyers from Sull Crom v. laywers from White Case...
hairless hominid people who are hurt
  10/18/18
Yes
cerebral wrinkle
  10/18/18
Not quite but they will argue after Herb “Stop Foreclo...
Stirring travel guidebook senate
  10/18/18
but is it like the court stories here: http://autoadmit.com...
Flirting Plaza
  10/19/18
Brother, nothing is like those stories. but for real, I thin...
hairless hominid people who are hurt
  10/19/18
" and before Jones v. State Farm" HEY FUCK YOU,...
electric menage
  10/19/18
In many courts, yes, exactly.
Maroon garrison preventive strike
  10/19/18
In Maricopa County (Phoenix area) we have a commercial court...
supple karate
  10/19/18
The day is long and boring. The nights are intense and crus...
Maroon garrison preventive strike
  10/19/18
Not specific to biglaw but true.
supple karate
  10/19/18
You and other associates arrive at 8am for the 10am hearing ...
razzle bat-shit-crazy pervert
  10/20/18
This really happen?
hairless hominid people who are hurt
  10/23/18


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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: Flirting Plaza

Ive heard a lot about shitlaw and what those courts are like. What is it like when your doing some high end ligation (trade dispute, complex lit, or whatever is prestigious)? what year do you get to go yourself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049843)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: curious chrome native idea he suggested

they miss out on the pony tail crimlaw bros, for one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049847)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: Stirring travel guidebook senate

sitting in the last row of the courtroom while 2 biglaw partners, a local counsel aw shucks guy and the client sit at counsel table.

next to you are boxes of meticulously organized case law, transcripts and affidavits from 7 years of misspent litigation. partner expects u to rush up to hand him the exact document he needs out of more than 10,000 pages at your disposal, the moment he needs it. you are too stressed to really pay attention to the advocacy.

when trial adjourns, the partner walks past and doesnt acknowledge you. you wait by your phone to interpret the hastily typed emails indicating what arcane point of law he wants you to research while he and the client get lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049876)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Wonderful site

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049893)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: electric menage

" a local counsel aw shucks guy"

I feel personally attacked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049894)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Abnormal casino faggot firefighter

shucking and jiving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050491)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Galvanic violet space queen of the night

shut up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37055538)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 7:51 AM
Author: magenta pontificating stag film main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060879)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 8:27 AM
Author: Hairraiser nursing home

Under what circumstance is biglaw using your insurance defense shitlaw coon ass as local counsel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060927)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Dashing khaki stain giraffe

Yes, I would definitely mess that document management stuff up. I'd be like, "I dunno man, I'm not a mind reader." Then my cell phone would go off by accident, Sanford & Son theme song blaring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049928)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: electric menage

"Then my cell phone would go off by accident, Sanford & Son theme song blaring. "

180 mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049952)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Dashing khaki stain giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050007)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: shimmering parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050183)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: Cerise jet-lagged indian lodge french chef

Very accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049945)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Maniacal pit keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049948)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Dun Masturbator Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057104)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lodge roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057151)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Slap-happy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060875)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 7:50 AM
Author: magenta pontificating stag film main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060877)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Effete irradiated base personal credit line

fuckin lol this captures so much truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37061172)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Peach splenetic kitty cat area

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37082018)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: Abnormal casino faggot firefighter

This is impressive. Reminds me of the "nice" partners I met at my firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37082667)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Sooty tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37085025)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Plum balding principal's office sandwich

flame. biglaw associates don't go to court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049933)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: cowardly floppy house

(mediocre ex big law associate that got fired his 3rd year)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057091)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Plum balding principal's office sandwich

if you're a Kikeland associate, the judge berates you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049938)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: domesticated bateful locus ratface

You pretty much just listen to your divorce attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049966)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: electric menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049982)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Stirring travel guidebook senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050005)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted lake center stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057110)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 7:52 AM
Author: magenta pontificating stag film main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060884)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: cerebral wrinkle

"Prestigious" / "high-stakes" state court litigation mostly happens in the same courthouses as mutant near-absolute-zero-IQ lemon law and psycho pro se mortgage foreclosure cases. It's the same shit. The judge is not impressed by anything. I was "allowed" to go argue motions by myself around year 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050098)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: hairless hominid people who are hurt

Really? so lawyers from Sull Crom v. laywers from White Case will argue a motion right after Saul Screwman the "Ticket Doctor"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050421)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: cerebral wrinkle

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050446)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Stirring travel guidebook senate

Not quite but they will argue after Herb “Stop Foreclosure” Berkowitz and before Jones v. State Farm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37051417)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Flirting Plaza

but is it like the court stories here:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905801&mc=148&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37055528)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: hairless hominid people who are hurt

Brother, nothing is like those stories. but for real, I think court is court. There apparently is not special "vault" section.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057059)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: electric menage

" and before Jones v. State Farm"

HEY FUCK YOU, PAL, FUCK YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057335)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Maroon garrison preventive strike

In many courts, yes, exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057437)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: supple karate

In Maricopa County (Phoenix area) we have a commercial court docket to help keep some of the courts free of poorstench.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057316)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Maroon garrison preventive strike

The day is long and boring. The nights are intense and crushing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057338)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: supple karate

Not specific to biglaw but true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057361)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: razzle bat-shit-crazy pervert

You and other associates arrive at 8am for the 10am hearing on a big case; sit in the first row and read case law to look busy. Partners arrive at 9:30 and discuss strategy out in the hall while the courtroom fills up. At 9:55am they walk in, and you get up to let them sit in a now packed courtroom. Head back to the office via subway before the hearing begins. You never spoke to anyone, and nobody spoke to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37061159)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: hairless hominid people who are hurt

This really happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37081984)