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whats a day in court like for biglaw associate?

Ive heard a lot about shitlaw and what those courts are like...
Cordovan idiotic station becky
  10/18/18
they miss out on the pony tail crimlaw bros, for one
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  10/18/18
sitting in the last row of the courtroom while 2 biglaw part...
vivacious obsidian piazza toilet seat
  10/18/18
lol
useless burgundy plaza
  10/18/18
" a local counsel aw shucks guy" I feel persona...
stubborn buff institution
  10/18/18
shucking and jiving
carnelian field ratface
  10/18/18
shut up.
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  10/19/18
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Spectacular Sadistic Nursing Home Pisswyrm
  10/20/18
Under what circumstance is biglaw using your insurance defen...
Zippy Business Firm
  10/20/18
Yes, I would definitely mess that document management stuff ...
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  10/18/18
"Then my cell phone would go off by accident, Sanford &...
stubborn buff institution
  10/18/18
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vermilion point friendly grandma
  10/18/18
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  10/18/18
Very accurate
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Spectacular Sadistic Nursing Home Pisswyrm
  10/20/18
fuckin lol this captures so much truth
Grizzly Deranged Space Generalized Bond
  10/20/18
Lol
Clear pea-brained national
  10/23/18
This is impressive. Reminds me of the "nice" partn...
carnelian field ratface
  10/23/18
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passionate filthy school
  10/24/18
flame. biglaw associates don't go to court
floppy jade black woman
  10/18/18
(mediocre ex big law associate that got fired his 3rd year)
Submissive nowag
  10/19/18
if you're a Kikeland associate, the judge berates you
floppy jade black woman
  10/18/18
You pretty much just listen to your divorce attorney
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  10/18/18
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  10/19/18
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Spectacular Sadistic Nursing Home Pisswyrm
  10/20/18
"Prestigious" / "high-stakes" state cour...
Purple incel mental disorder
  10/18/18
Really? so lawyers from Sull Crom v. laywers from White Case...
know-it-all contagious telephone ladyboy
  10/18/18
Yes
Purple incel mental disorder
  10/18/18
Not quite but they will argue after Herb “Stop Foreclo...
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  10/18/18
but is it like the court stories here: http://autoadmit.com...
Cordovan idiotic station becky
  10/19/18
Brother, nothing is like those stories. but for real, I thin...
know-it-all contagious telephone ladyboy
  10/19/18
" and before Jones v. State Farm" HEY FUCK YOU,...
stubborn buff institution
  10/19/18
In many courts, yes, exactly.
Hot affirmative action
  10/19/18
In Maricopa County (Phoenix area) we have a commercial court...
Impertinent antidepressant drug menage
  10/19/18
The day is long and boring. The nights are intense and crus...
Hot affirmative action
  10/19/18
Not specific to biglaw but true.
Impertinent antidepressant drug menage
  10/19/18
You and other associates arrive at 8am for the 10am hearing ...
Racy saffron weed whacker feces
  10/20/18
This really happen?
know-it-all contagious telephone ladyboy
  10/23/18


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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: Cordovan idiotic station becky

Ive heard a lot about shitlaw and what those courts are like. What is it like when your doing some high end ligation (trade dispute, complex lit, or whatever is prestigious)? what year do you get to go yourself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049843)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: lascivious shaky bbw gunner

they miss out on the pony tail crimlaw bros, for one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049847)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: vivacious obsidian piazza toilet seat

sitting in the last row of the courtroom while 2 biglaw partners, a local counsel aw shucks guy and the client sit at counsel table.

next to you are boxes of meticulously organized case law, transcripts and affidavits from 7 years of misspent litigation. partner expects u to rush up to hand him the exact document he needs out of more than 10,000 pages at your disposal, the moment he needs it. you are too stressed to really pay attention to the advocacy.

when trial adjourns, the partner walks past and doesnt acknowledge you. you wait by your phone to interpret the hastily typed emails indicating what arcane point of law he wants you to research while he and the client get lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049876)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: useless burgundy plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049893)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: stubborn buff institution

" a local counsel aw shucks guy"

I feel personally attacked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049894)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: carnelian field ratface

shucking and jiving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050491)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: emerald bonkers stag film

shut up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37055538)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 7:51 AM
Author: Spectacular Sadistic Nursing Home Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060879)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 8:27 AM
Author: Zippy Business Firm

Under what circumstance is biglaw using your insurance defense shitlaw coon ass as local counsel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060927)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: vermilion point friendly grandma

Yes, I would definitely mess that document management stuff up. I'd be like, "I dunno man, I'm not a mind reader." Then my cell phone would go off by accident, Sanford & Son theme song blaring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049928)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: stubborn buff institution

"Then my cell phone would go off by accident, Sanford & Son theme song blaring. "

180 mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049952)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: vermilion point friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050007)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: ultramarine whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050183)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: mind-boggling pozpig

Very accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049945)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: aquamarine digit ratio pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049948)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: amethyst address selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057104)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: exciting market kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057151)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: unholy set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060875)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 7:50 AM
Author: Spectacular Sadistic Nursing Home Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060877)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Grizzly Deranged Space Generalized Bond

fuckin lol this captures so much truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37061172)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Clear pea-brained national

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37082018)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: carnelian field ratface

This is impressive. Reminds me of the "nice" partners I met at my firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37082667)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: passionate filthy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37085025)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: floppy jade black woman

flame. biglaw associates don't go to court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049933)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Submissive nowag

(mediocre ex big law associate that got fired his 3rd year)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057091)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: floppy jade black woman

if you're a Kikeland associate, the judge berates you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049938)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: vibrant halford trailer park

You pretty much just listen to your divorce attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049966)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: stubborn buff institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049982)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: vivacious obsidian piazza toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050005)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: mahogany abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057110)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 7:52 AM
Author: Spectacular Sadistic Nursing Home Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060884)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: Purple incel mental disorder

"Prestigious" / "high-stakes" state court litigation mostly happens in the same courthouses as mutant near-absolute-zero-IQ lemon law and psycho pro se mortgage foreclosure cases. It's the same shit. The judge is not impressed by anything. I was "allowed" to go argue motions by myself around year 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050098)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: know-it-all contagious telephone ladyboy

Really? so lawyers from Sull Crom v. laywers from White Case will argue a motion right after Saul Screwman the "Ticket Doctor"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050421)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Purple incel mental disorder

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050446)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: vivacious obsidian piazza toilet seat

Not quite but they will argue after Herb “Stop Foreclosure” Berkowitz and before Jones v. State Farm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37051417)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Cordovan idiotic station becky

but is it like the court stories here:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905801&mc=148&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37055528)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: know-it-all contagious telephone ladyboy

Brother, nothing is like those stories. but for real, I think court is court. There apparently is not special "vault" section.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057059)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: stubborn buff institution

" and before Jones v. State Farm"

HEY FUCK YOU, PAL, FUCK YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057335)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Hot affirmative action

In many courts, yes, exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057437)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Impertinent antidepressant drug menage

In Maricopa County (Phoenix area) we have a commercial court docket to help keep some of the courts free of poorstench.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057316)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Hot affirmative action

The day is long and boring. The nights are intense and crushing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057338)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Impertinent antidepressant drug menage

Not specific to biglaw but true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057361)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: Racy saffron weed whacker feces

You and other associates arrive at 8am for the 10am hearing on a big case; sit in the first row and read case law to look busy. Partners arrive at 9:30 and discuss strategy out in the hall while the courtroom fills up. At 9:55am they walk in, and you get up to let them sit in a now packed courtroom. Head back to the office via subway before the hearing begins. You never spoke to anyone, and nobody spoke to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37061159)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: know-it-all contagious telephone ladyboy

This really happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37081984)