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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

Big blue eyes, pale skin, not fat, not skinny.

When I returned home, paid her, asked about the kids, walked her to the door and she kept on lingering making small talk. I had just finished playing hockey and was kinda trying to get her to leave. Went upstairs, hopped in the shower... then it hit me. God I’m an aspie sometimes. It was 11 PM and the kids were sound asleep.

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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:25 PM
Author: poppy coiffed dopamine

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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: sienna chapel multi-billionaire



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Vengeful house

You left her alone with your kids?

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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: 180 brindle university wagecucks

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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Frisky copper crackhouse associate



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: unhinged bipolar mediation orchestra pit



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Vengeful house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081014)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: big-titted sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081118)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Spruce Cocky Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081906)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: Greedy Rigpig Resort

Wtf I expected her to have face tats based on that q. She looks fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083186)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Purple Adventurous Immigrant Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084434)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: house-broken saffron potus legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113065)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

First time. Old sitter left for college and referred this girl. Old sitter was repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080707)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: 180 brindle university wagecucks

please do the needful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080699)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:30 AM
Author: Mint crawly casino wrinkle

kindly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083603)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:42 AM
Author: mind-boggling maize church jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083944)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Frisky copper crackhouse associate

oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080725)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Supple Marketing Idea

her eyes say she's crazy but the septum piercing says butt slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080946)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: Stirring Giraffe Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081256)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Salmon temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081359)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:20 AM
Author: chartreuse irradiated quadroon principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084016)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: Jade Affirmative Action

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081464)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: puce zippy abode ladyboy

Unghhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081544)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: At-the-ready area athletic conference

SUPERMAN DAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081914)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: effete cracking incel locus

dirte you are indescribably 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110333)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: Frisky copper crackhouse associate

damn bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080691)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

She may have wanted to try some “older mature cock”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080701)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Frisky copper crackhouse associate

i love that you put that in quotes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080727)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:35 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

I’m in my mid forties. Still late teens in my head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080743)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:09 AM
Author: Swollen shaky lay cuckold

Early 40's yet I am the exact same person I was at 18.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084432)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: ivory halford

except balding, obese, wrinkly and burned out, but more or less the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249702)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: Concupiscible location

RICO, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080708)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Bateful jet shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234546)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 5:46 AM
Author: Hot Overrated Site

Do you WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236915)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: Appetizing red gaming laptop

did she leave you a hand written note with a proposal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080711)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

No, but she kept commenting on how nice my house was. Kept asking about my hobbies, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080723)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: aromatic church building

casing the joint for her prole bf to rob it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081103)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: Orchid Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081230)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: Rusted Vibrant Internal Respiration

darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081326)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:21 AM
Author: chartreuse irradiated quadroon principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084018)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: effete cracking incel locus

in Alaska?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110337)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Salmon temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081362)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Bearded forum haunted graveyard

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081367)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Spruce Cocky Tanning Salon

nooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081756)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Nighttime sadistic property friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081920)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: Vengeful house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083465)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: Histrionic Umber Base Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083922)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:20 AM
Author: Aggressive library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110323)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Bateful jet shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234548)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

I’m still creeping on her FB.

https://imgur.com/a/A3dwulr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080815)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: Frisky copper crackhouse associate

dude. do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080828)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: 180 brindle university wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080837)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

I get back from work in two weeks. Definitely calling her to sit again when I get back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080843)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: twisted chest-beating sound barrier

are those contacts or--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080844)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

No. I’m sure the Snapchat filter enhanced them though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080858)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine corn cake macaca

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080883)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: grizzly hyperactive twinkling uncleanness

fyi if you creep on her via fb she'll see you as a suggested friend and know you were creeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080890)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: twisted chest-beating sound barrier

OR

conclude that fate is pushing her into dirte's arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080895)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

That’s fine.

Completely normal to stalk the girl I’m leaving my kids with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080908)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Bateful jet shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234555)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Jade Affirmative Action

she looks like an Alaska 9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081473)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: fuchsia kitchen tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082105)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: plum step-uncle's house

Dude, I'm all for rebellious behavior at any age, but that chick is Troubled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083975)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: Flushed Razzle Field Hairy Legs

If legit, you're a faggot if you don't fuck this sloot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110335)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: Bearded forum haunted graveyard

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080887)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: slate hairraiser meetinghouse

Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

nnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg

ggggggggghhhhhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080962)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: Impertinent arousing coffee pot

180

how did you not wanna bang her in the first place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081049)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: ebony thriller generalized bond degenerate

would bang her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081059)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: big-titted sweet tailpipe

this is God doing you a solid bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081120)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:45 AM
Author: Offensive pea-brained hospital electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250172)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: Well-lubricated stimulating roast beef national

youre the alaskamo right? why would you not fuck this girls ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081216)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: glassy ungodly circlehead

100% you can bang & will enjoy. Roughly 99% chance she will turn out to be a complete psycho and will either want to be your kids' new mom or will want you to be her surrgate dad (or both). only you can weigh whether that's worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081223)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: Bearded forum haunted graveyard

of course it's worth it. she has zero leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081238)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: glassy ungodly circlehead

insanity is a leverage all its own

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081258)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: Bearded forum haunted graveyard

he could literally kill her and dump in the woods, and nobody would notice or care. not recommending this though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081292)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: glassy ungodly circlehead

cr NOT legal advise here dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081304)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081310)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: Sooty school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083459)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: Bonkers Swashbuckling Dragon

Pussy. I'll give legal advice to that effect all day long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081388)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Bearded forum haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081403)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: plum step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083979)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

TY friend. We’ll see what unfolds in a few weeks.

I may be wrong, but I don’t think I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081305)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: plum step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083977)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: Orchid Hall

Unngghh. This is your chance to be this girl's #MeToo moment. Don't pass it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081243)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

Pretty sure I want my ex-wife to find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081303)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: bright wonderful telephone public bath

I'd be a little apprehensive about a male babysitter, especially if I thought he had cum onto me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081312)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: cerebral trailer park

tell her you have a 'babysitter' fantasy... and then ask her to diaper you and watch her run away horrified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081323)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: Rusted Vibrant Internal Respiration

*accuses dirte of rape*

*3 years prison*

*disbarred*

*ex-wife gets sole custody of kids*

can't see what could go wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081331)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: Bearded forum haunted graveyard

y'all are fucking risk averse dweebs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081346)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Rusted Vibrant Internal Respiration

(guy who doesn't realize he's living in a #metoo nightmare)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081356)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Bearded forum haunted graveyard

only non-chads get me-too'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081365)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: slate hairraiser meetinghouse

This chick doesn’t look like she’d #metoo.

In reality, that’s for ugs & shrews who are losing their looks, not kinky hot 18 y/os with daddy issues. If anything she craves being dominated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081449)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Bearded forum haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081498)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

Honestly, this was the jive I was getting. Subconsciously, I think I negged her on purpose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081610)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: slate hairraiser meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082058)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Vigorous Sepia Hunting Ground Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086054)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Salmon temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081369)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: costumed boistinker

I'd suggest you put up some security cameras ALL throughout your house.

we could even monitor them for you, just poast a link to the stream. i'm sure your bros here would be glad to help out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081472)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: Bearded forum haunted graveyard

we could start a betting pool for which stuffed animal or furniture cushion she humps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081509)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:07 AM
Author: plum step-uncle's house

+1 on the security cameras, not just a good idea but an indispensable component if you're going to sex this girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083984)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: Bateful jet shitlib

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234566)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

Shit! Just installed some Wyze Cams in the house going to check footage now



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234605)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

Very disappointing. She just sat on the couch and played on her laptop the whole time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234752)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: Mustard judgmental fat ankles menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259421)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: naked skinny woman

Excellent content creation. I look forward to seeing how this unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081677)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Spruce Cocky Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081753)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Spruce Cocky Tanning Salon

I would be a forever subscriber to this clueless and sweaty hockey dad being pursued by pale 18 y/o babysitter erotic fiction blog/zine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081752)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: Bateful jet shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234574)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Electric antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082051)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: haunting magenta hell mood

You know what you have to do. Nature of the assignment. We'll be waiting for updates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082110)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: ivory halford

she is kind of plain looking but she is young, so there is that

that said YOURE A DAD AND SHE IS 18

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082207)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:10 AM
Author: Submissive masturbator

Exactly. Nothing special. Like the Maui chick. Most importantly, I’m really not attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083536)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: Mischievous dashing whorehouse stock car

she was not hitting on you. she doesn't want to fuck you. don't be retarded. i have been familiar with your posting for years and you read waaaaaay to much into female behavior. women try to manipulate with sexuality and flaunt it. it's rookie shit to think a confused teenager is actually interested in getting fucked by your old, hairy penis and grizzled balls. she's getting nailed by some high school chad and she's not interested in the old man with chew stains on his teeth and a blown marriage.

sorry to be a dick, but you're very focused on pussy and at risk to make stupid decisions. don't let your imagination run away with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082231)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:45 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

We’ll see what unfolds. ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082350)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: Sooty school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083466)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Awkward gas station candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082359)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: galvanic knife stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082764)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Jade Affirmative Action

Lmao @ this Asian rant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082769)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: Gold plaza regret

Risten,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082855)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: haunting magenta hell mood

RISTEN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082886)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: slimy bawdyhouse background story

This deserves more careful consideration than it seems to be getting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083173)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: At-the-ready area athletic conference

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083183)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: dun useless brakes spot

That chick looks nuts and probably can't get the high school boys to dick her down hard enough. dirte has a high-prole MAN vibe that drives these Alaskan girls bonkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083343)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: aromatic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083652)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:35 AM
Author: Jade Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083933)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling maize church jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083948)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: Gold plaza regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084368)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Orchid Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085907)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Tantric Range Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110096)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: Aggressive library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110330)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: effete cracking incel locus

cr, asian guys like the one you're responding to are very aware of female "daddy issues" but in a completely different way than they apply to this situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110350)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: provocative godawful headpube clown

After Dirte's little creepy pic yeah I think this is very credited jfc dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250156)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:47 PM
Author: Lascivious Lake Box Office

not skinny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082364)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: ivory halford

she is very plain looking, but for a 45 year old man she looks hot simply because she is young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082891)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:45 AM
Author: Exciting hideous factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083951)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Greedy Rigpig Resort

Wtf she is cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085845)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: cowardly marvelous digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082774)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:07 AM
Author: Very Tactful Foreskin

I'm gonna go ahead and ask you to please slow-play this flame. It has real potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083150)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: Bateful jet shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234583)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Hateful out-of-control tattoo

as soon as she left your house, she texted her friend: "he is Daddy AF"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083162)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: 180 brindle university wagecucks

"yea but he's a quiche daddy. i'm thirsty and was trying to give him at least a lowkey blowie, but he was salty af and told me to swerve :( goals af when he's back in town sus :)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083258)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Vengeful house

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083470)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:42 AM
Author: big-titted sweet tailpipe

lol at the image of a 38yo vegetarian lawyer in his home office garage typing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083476)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:07 AM
Author: 180 brindle university wagecucks

yeah, that's all true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083527)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Submissive masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083530)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:43 AM
Author: aromatic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083655)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling maize church jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083952)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:59 AM
Author: turquoise half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083973)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: Electric antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084403)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: exhilarant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084413)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Titillating Light Piazza Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084423)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Purple Adventurous Immigrant Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084429)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Spruce Cocky Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085079)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Greedy Rigpig Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085843)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Contagious theatre legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113062)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: Bateful jet shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234594)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: dull massive dilemma cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234761)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: provocative godawful headpube clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250154)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 5:35 AM
Author: blue bat shit crazy parlour trump supporter

this is the funniest thing i've read on here in a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250357)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: disgusting school kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084496)



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Date: November 4th, 2018 5:08 AM
Author: Submissive masturbator

Still laughing at the thought of you typing this out, giggling to yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37154798)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: bull headed fear-inspiring therapy

whats his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085115)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Jade Affirmative Action

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085238)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Greedy Rigpig Resort

Feel her out and see if she is just flirting or actually willing to do something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085852)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Jade Affirmative Action

top notch advice here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085916)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

Nah. Just going to call her when I need a sitter in a few weeks.

She’s really not hot or anything, she’s just young. After you e been banging out middle aged hags for a long time, youth becomes beauty.

I totally could have misinterpreted her constant giggling and hair twirling, but I’m pretty sure I’m not misinterpreting. I obviously cherry picked her best FB photos, as she’s really average in person.

I’ll judge our next interaction more objectively next time she sits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086225)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Greedy Rigpig Resort

Weird to be a single guy and not pursue this. On some level you just realize that it is probably a no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086385)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

I have a fat gf too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086435)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: Greedy Rigpig Resort

Oh. This doesn't change my analysis at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086440)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: charismatic brunch doctorate

Does she hide her fat? She looked pretty thin in the pic you posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086459)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: tripping filthpig theater stage

lol no she wasn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085864)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

(Asian female)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086258)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Greedy Rigpig Resort

HAPA actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086378)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: odious black state

“Accidentally” send her the lick message and then apologize strongly and say you meant to send to wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085917)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: Fighting Liquid Oxygen Pocket Flask

How many niglets do you have???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110170)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:19 AM
Author: Submissive masturbator

Two

10/28/18 -- progress on 18 yo babysitter, no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110321)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: trip green death wish community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37112895)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Greedy Rigpig Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113008)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: cerise irate becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113035)



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Date: November 4th, 2018 5:11 AM
Author: Fighting Liquid Oxygen Pocket Flask

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37154805)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

Update:

She watched my kids last night. She somehow lost her keys before leaving. We spent 30 minutes searching the house and BSing the entire time. She miraculously found her keys in the first spot we looked.

I was tired and I'm slow playing this. Today I received a friend request on FB from her. Holding off on accepting it.

She was surprisingly not trying to be flirty last night... I think she was trying to portray herself as someone older and more mature than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234452)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine corn cake macaca

lol yeah she definitely wants you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234476)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

I'm not sure. My imagination could be playing tricks on me.

It's a pain in the ass finding a babysitter that can drive and that seems moar valuable to me than blowing it by banging the sitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234502)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Contagious theatre legend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234508)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: glassy ungodly circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236908)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Free-loading Cobalt Stage Black Woman

Weirdly, this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270883)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: haunting magenta hell mood

God damnit dirte baby don't fuck this one up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234519)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

I really, really cherry picked her best pics. In person, she's a 5 at best. Buuuuuut, she's 18, maybe 19. So, there's that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234534)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: haunting magenta hell mood

Bruh enter more evidence into the record

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234539)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Contagious theatre legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234551)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: Submissive masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236441)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: smoky cruel-hearted stead depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236446)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:48 AM
Author: Submissive masturbator

She was born in 2000. After I had served 4 years in the military, and graduated from UG, and worked for a year as CPA.

A lot more pics of her where she's less than a 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236508)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: ivory halford

JFC according to my math, you are old AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249555)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: mind-boggling maize church jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249846)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 7:01 AM
Author: harsh outnumbered gay wizard native

How about jokingly telling her not to have her boyfriend over while you're gone? Then she'll say she doesn't have a boyfriend, and you can be aghast because she's so pretty, but she must be too mature for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37237050)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: painfully honest rehab pistol

(guy who has seen a lot of porn)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249880)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: house-broken saffron potus legal warrant

lol here we go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249042)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:12 PM
Author: rough-skinned love of her life shrine

LOLing at her transparent ploy to give you the opportunity to come on to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249631)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: smoky cruel-hearted stead depressive

dirte if I ever really fuck my personal life up I am trusting you to send me skanks like this for crystal meth fuck seshes HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234506)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

Deal...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234522)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: smoky cruel-hearted stead depressive

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234579)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:47 AM
Author: naked skinny woman

what was she wearing? can you see the outline of her panties at all? does she wear skin-tight yoga pants? inquiring minds must know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236499)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 6:03 AM
Author: Submissive masturbator

Tight pants, hoodie, no bra.

Appears to have skinny legs, frumpy mid section, and a modest rack.

http://imgur.com/a/BVtITD2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236944)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 6:23 AM
Author: Exciting hideous factory reset button

Rolf creepy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236980)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: naked skinny woman

wtf kind of filter is this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249037)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: ivory halford

the creepy pedo filter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249550)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:38 PM
Author: 180 brindle university wagecucks

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249081)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Big khaki institution double fault

jfc. i'm never babysitting for anyone again, knowing that the dad might be a pervert who shares my picture with his creepy as shit internet lawyer friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249110)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249446)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: ivory halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249540)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37258860)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: ivory halford

no ass?

wtf is going on here and why are you taking pictures of her - "security" nanny cam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249539)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: carnelian nubile scourge upon the earth

He’s a concerned dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249554)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:50 AM
Author: aromatic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250192)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: Jade Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37267911)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:06 AM
Author: mind-boggling maize church jewess

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249853)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: underhanded drunken nibblets cruise ship

Don’t do it. You’re better than this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249580)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: smoky cruel-hearted stead depressive

He's really not. None of us are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249667)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: dull massive dilemma cumskin

i'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249808)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Shimmering razzle-dazzle theater bbw

not only am i gay, but i am also retarded and autistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271339)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:51 AM
Author: aromatic church building

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250193)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Exciting hideous factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250832)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: Salmon temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250845)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: smoky cruel-hearted stead depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37254275)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 9:28 PM
Author: primrose station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37254305)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Mustard judgmental fat ankles menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259436)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: misunderstood silver point windowlicker

My wife’s obsessed with this thread. It’s annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37257430)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 5:54 PM
Author: naked skinny woman

what does she say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37258966)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: misunderstood silver point windowlicker

Just updates me every time there's something new in it. I get texted at work, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259163)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: underhanded drunken nibblets cruise ship

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259411)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:09 AM
Author: fuchsia kitchen tank

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268708)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:21 AM
Author: Contagious theatre legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268742)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:00 AM
Author: Submissive masturbator

Update:

She wants the D. No question about it.

She just left and I was gentleman and played it off jokingly. Just can't bring myself to make a move on an 18 yo. Yes, I'm faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261816)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:12 AM
Author: Talented home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261830)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Jade Affirmative Action

you played what off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261858)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:51 AM
Author: Mustard judgmental fat ankles menage

Wtf? Fuck that ho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261859)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 4:16 AM
Author: disturbing amber preventive strike

ghey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261867)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 4:41 AM
Author: Fighting Liquid Oxygen Pocket Flask

DESCRIBE your penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261891)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 7:20 AM
Author: bisexual stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37262041)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:08 AM
Author: Contagious theatre legend

Well are you gonna give it to her? Are you man enough to give it to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268703)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:10 AM
Author: fuchsia kitchen tank

If you don't do this and fuck her, many grown men will cry. Do you want that on your conscience?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268711)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:11 AM
Author: dun useless brakes spot

Force your son to fuck her instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268717)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:29 AM
Author: glassy ungodly circlehead

"She wanted the D... there was no question about it," a confused dirte explained to the sex crimes detective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268759)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: Doobsian Cuckoldry Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268942)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 11:05 AM
Author: carnelian nubile scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37791844)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 8:36 AM
Author: Amethyst apoplectic keepsake machete toaster

What happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268894)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: Submissive masturbator

I came home and her laptop screen was open to lightroom. Nothing big. I later realized after she left that I had my camera out in my office with a few nice lenses that I had been cleaning.

I mentioned something about "easy money" since the kids basically go to bed once she gets there. She agrees, tries to use the "I mostly just edit photos on my laptop the entire time" obviously trying to use the photography angle. I'm not a very good photographer, but she's awful. She has a FB website for her "photography" that is painfully awful to look at. She's actively trying to get into the "senior portrait" market. You've got to start somewhere.

Anyway, after a few minutes of small talk I looked at her and her head was tilted, big blue eyes trying to be seductive, but they just weren't. She just looked frumpy to me. Not attractive at all. I forced a smile and said I'd call her when I get back from work in a few weeks to watch the kids.

Yesterday, I got a text around 8 pm asking if I had seen her mouse at my house. I looked around, found it behind the couch and told her she could grab it off my front porch.

This is one of those fantasies that went horribly awry. The more I look at her as a sexual being, the less attracted I am to her. She makes a fine babysitter though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270127)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Jade Affirmative Action

jfc man it went awry cuz you're psyching yourself out

you deserve more than just some fat alcoholic gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270220)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: idiotic splenetic goal in life

Poor girl. She Costanza'd you with the mouse trick and you couldn't even invite her in for some hot chocolate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270254)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored violent locale

So your position at this point is that you’re not attracted to a blonde 18 year old girl trying to draw you out (possibly just because she wants the attention/to tease you) and the more this goes on the less attraction you feel. Meanwhile you are attracted to leathery fitness milfs. This all sounds very gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270365)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: 180 brindle university wagecucks

Sounds like she would have been down to take some sexy boudoir photos of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270527)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

She does boudoir photography as well. All really bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270733)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: Rusted Vibrant Internal Respiration

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273101)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible location

So frumpy in an 18 yr old is unacceptable, but frumpy in a 40+ chick turns you on?

Yes, you're clearly fagg0t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270658)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Submissive masturbator

Clearly.

Going to check my T levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270737)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: glassy ungodly circlehead

This makes a bizarre kind of sense to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270873)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: twisted chest-beating sound barrier

cr, frumpy 40 year old is solidly real real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270949)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: Greedy Rigpig Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273061)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Spruce Cocky Tanning Salon

I am heartened by this poast, but it is much less erotic than other content ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270881)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine corn cake macaca

the sad thing is that she is probably going to be really bummed out that you didn't find her attractive enough, and it will haunt her for a long time

you're not going to be able to use her anymore as a babysitter, you know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271247)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: Greedy Rigpig Resort

No shit. Her lowering her standards and fucking some guy twice her age is one thing, but getting rejected by the guy is the sort of shit that will mentally fuck her up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273079)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Orchid Hall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaIJJXRBQ60

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271296)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: mauve lodge persian

she wasnt because youre an old fatass

/thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271359)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: 180 brindle university wagecucks

dirte has a sexy lumberjack vibe. he's a roughneck, former fraternity president, and a late-round NHL draft pick. He's like a younger Toby Keith.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273103)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Contagious theatre legend

MFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273180)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: mauve lodge persian

jfc jim kelly tp get your wife on a leash shes being fucking gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273750)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Wild orange famous landscape painting faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273754)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: Lilac autistic cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273782)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 11:06 AM
Author: dull massive dilemma cumskin

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37791848)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: carnelian nubile scourge upon the earth

FYI, I think lonelyhunter is looking for a new au pair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#38116477)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 8:12 PM
Author: carnelian nubile scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#41087909)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 7:10 AM
Author: fuchsia kitchen tank

this was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#40578680)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: racy private investor den

Would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#40578731)