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Too Legit to Shit
  11/02/18
Back in High School, I remember getting up to 120 on the hig...
..,.,.,.,.,..,,,,,...,.,.,...,..,.,,,,,,
  11/02/18
180
impersonal lubricant
  11/02/18
Once in law school had to stop to puke twice on my drive hom...
EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!
  11/02/18
Once I was so high on pot brownies driving by the beach I ha...
boomerboat
  11/02/18
(spaceporn)
libcrusher180
  05/15/19
Parents have a mountain house in Appalachia. Got blackout wi...
Verne lundquist
  11/02/18
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impersonal lubricant
  11/02/18
180
anal sex
  12/28/18
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Woah Cr friend!
  05/15/19
18000
GOY GUN NUT
  05/15/19
http://www.pickensprogress.com/2015/news/recent-stories-inde...
Verne lundquist
  05/17/19
I once crashed my car into a dunkin donuts
histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot
  11/02/18
In high school my boss lent me his early 80s BMW to drive ho...
logan thincock
  11/02/18
what was it like having Steve Urkel as a boss?
.,,,.,,..,.,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,...:..,:.::,.
  05/15/19
He was a hard core alcoholic who used to be into heroin.
logan thincock
  05/15/19
I have woken up in a different city than where the night sta...
Muscadine wine
  05/15/19
Drove home on a flat although I thought that the transmissio...
.,,,.,,..,.,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,...:..,:.::,.
  05/15/19
a few years ago, my wife went out with friends. i stayed hom...
The actor, who is black and openly gay,
  05/15/19
180
Woah Cr friend!
  05/15/19
pretty 180 story now, but when it hapened, fuck, it was very...
The actor, who is black and openly gay,
  05/15/19
Whatever you paid that lawyer, it was worth it.
Muscadine wine
  05/15/19
He let him fuck his wife
Sir Incelot
  05/15/19
i paid the guy like 3 grand. easily would have paid him thre...
The actor, who is black and openly gay,
  05/16/19
HO LEE FUK
TRUMPdog Billionaire
  05/15/19
always take one ambien before you do anything
weather
  05/15/19
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cannon
  05/15/19
Jesus christ
Too Legit to Shit
  05/15/19
Did you at least pick up another six pack?
Hungry, forkless and losing patience.
  05/15/19
tcq
Sir Incelot
  05/15/19
no, i never drove to the liquor store. when i hit the car, i...
The actor, who is black and openly gay,
  05/16/19
fuck cops they don't know jack shit. they always try to fuck...
'''""''"
  05/16/19
wtf
faggy retard
  05/16/19
Entirely uneventful. Drive carefully and nothing happens.
HoldUps custom-made 18 inch FLESHLIGHT
  05/16/19
have driven drunk probably close to 1000 times. only had an ...
'''""''"
  05/16/19
all of my adventures have been to McDonald's cuz of drunk mu...
benzo xx
  05/17/19


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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: Too Legit to Shit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#37146037)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: ..,.,.,.,.,..,,,,,...,.,.,...,..,.,,,,,,


Back in High School, I remember getting up to 120 on the highway regularly driving home drunk.

Was 180.

Once blew past a cop who started after me, but he couldnt catch up and I got off on an exit and turned lights off when he was probably 0.5 miles behind me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#37146042)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: impersonal lubricant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#37146947)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!

Once in law school had to stop to puke twice on my drive home.

Once in college was visiting GF at home and took out her dads old spare SUV to meet her friends at a bar. Turns out he never drove the thing and a tire went flat while we were at the bar. Drove home on a flat and passed a few cops who luckily didn't gaf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#37146063)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: boomerboat

Once I was so high on pot brownies driving by the beach I had to pull over for a couple of hours because I could seriously not control the vehicle anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#37146957)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: libcrusher180 (😎)

(spaceporn)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38239339)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Verne lundquist

Parents have a mountain house in Appalachia. Got blackout with buddies at klan bars and then drove 30 miles on windy country roads deliberately taking out stop signs, mailboxes etc with friends pickup truck. There was a an article in the weekly local newspaper about the damage we did, we never got caught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#37146965)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: impersonal lubricant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#37146985)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 4:46 AM
Author: anal sex (cain)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#37484825)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Woah Cr friend!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38239327)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 4:03 PM
Author: GOY GUN NUT

18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38239353)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 9:47 AM
Author: Verne lundquist

http://www.pickensprogress.com/2015/news/recent-stories-index/4129-reward-offered-in-mailbox-car-vandalism-case?highlight=WyJtYWlsYm94Il0=

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38248225)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot

I once crashed my car into a dunkin donuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#37146981)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: logan thincock

In high school my boss lent me his early 80s BMW to drive home from a weekend gig. It was one of those little soviet looking beemers. I had the car at home and had it to drive for a few weeks. Even though I had my own car i though the BMW was funny so I drove it to tailgate a baseball game. I end up getting shit housed and drive it 30 miles across town black out after the game. Left it in the local elementary school parking lot and walked home. Next day car wouldn’t turn over and even though I replaced the battery I could only start it with a jump. Returned it to my boss in this condition and felt kind of bad about it, he liked that car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#37146989)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 4:33 PM
Author: .,,,.,,..,.,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,...:..,:.::,.


what was it like having Steve Urkel as a boss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38239497)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 5:10 PM
Author: logan thincock

He was a hard core alcoholic who used to be into heroin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38239700)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: Muscadine wine

I have woken up in a different city than where the night started with almost no memory of how it happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38239332)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 4:04 PM
Author: .,,,.,,..,.,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,...:..,:.::,.


Drove home on a flat although I thought that the transmission blew out because I had just had it replaced from some cheapo shop. woke up to my dad yelling at me that the car only had three tires and ended up having to spend like $600 to fix it (the axel or the tire rod or some shit was also fucked up but somehow I didn't need a new rim). years later I explained to my dad that I correctly handled the situation from the point in time I blew out the tire. If I tried to change it or walked home (3 miles or so) I'd run more of a risk of the cops finding me.

I had another flat on the interstate while buzzed and drove on it until I could get to an exit. I know a lot of people who would have stopped and tried to change it right there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38239357)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 4:24 PM
Author: The actor, who is black and openly gay, (Zurich is Stained)

a few years ago, my wife went out with friends. i stayed home and ate like 4-5 ambien and drank a 6 pack. the beer was fairly weak, so when i finished it i decided to drive to get more. i have spotty recollection of what happened, but i recall listening to black flag's "damaged" album really loud and all of a sudden i sideswiped a parked truck and fucked the side of it all up and left behind the front panel of my car.

i drove back home in a daze. the cops were at my house within like 20 minutes. the panel i left behind had my vin number on it. i was so fucked up i had no idea what was going on, but i remember one cop saying "you're a lawyer? you're gonna have to report this to the bar! you're fucked!" the empty beer bottles were in my kitchen - i remember a cop saying they weren't going to have me blow since i was at home and they couldn't prove i'd been driving drunk anyway.

i hired a local shitlaw king defense bro and used the ambien defense ("i took one as prescribed and i have no idea how i wound up in my car").

when we got to court the day of my trial, the lawyer knew the prosecutor. he talked to the guy and straightened everything out. i ended up getting off with a $100 fine and no points on my record.

the day after the incident was one of the worst days of my life. i thought my career was totally finished. it all worked out somehow though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38239458)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 4:26 PM
Author: Woah Cr friend!

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38239464)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 4:27 PM
Author: The actor, who is black and openly gay, (Zurich is Stained)

pretty 180 story now, but when it hapened, fuck, it was very 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38239469)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 4:28 PM
Author: Muscadine wine

Whatever you paid that lawyer, it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38239476)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 5:12 PM
Author: Sir Incelot

He let him fuck his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38239708)



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Date: May 16th, 2019 9:03 PM
Author: The actor, who is black and openly gay, (Zurich is Stained)

i paid the guy like 3 grand. easily would have paid him three times that.

he was a cool dude too. at the time, i worked at a big, well-known regional firm in baltimore and he pointed that out to the prosecutor (and then the judge when the case was called) - that actually seemed to carry some weight.

i told him i'd send work his way if i ever had the opportunity, but i never did. have the opportunity that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38246173)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 4:30 PM
Author: TRUMPdog Billionaire (Dr. Thunder)

HO LEE FUK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38239484)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 4:35 PM
Author: weather (1997)

always take one ambien before you do anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38239506)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 5:11 PM
Author: cannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38239702)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 5:01 PM
Author: Too Legit to Shit

Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38239653)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 5:03 PM
Author: Hungry, forkless and losing patience.

Did you at least pick up another six pack?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38239666)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: Sir Incelot

tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38239711)



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Date: May 16th, 2019 9:01 PM
Author: The actor, who is black and openly gay, (Zurich is Stained)

no, i never drove to the liquor store. when i hit the car, i snapped out of it for a few minutes and realized something really bad had happened and drove home.

i was off booze for a whole 1-2 months after that. was off ambien until my trial. the first thing i did after the trial was refill my ambien script.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38246164)



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Date: May 16th, 2019 9:19 PM
Author: '''""''"

fuck cops they don't know jack shit. they always try to fuck with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38246269)



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Date: May 16th, 2019 9:21 PM
Author: faggy retard ()

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38246285)



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Date: May 16th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: HoldUps custom-made 18 inch FLESHLIGHT

Entirely uneventful. Drive carefully and nothing happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38246166)



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Date: May 16th, 2019 9:16 PM
Author: '''""''"

have driven drunk probably close to 1000 times. only had an issue once back in high school when i was trying to impress my friend by speeding in some suburban area that was under construction. was pitch black and no streetlights/stoplights yet (or businesses) so visibility was shit. turns out the road T'd off and we kinda oops crashed into a ditch. damage to the car was surprisingly just under the amount at which the car would have to be totaled (by like 100 bucks).

didn't get in trouble or anything, was able to back out of the ditch and drive my fucked up car home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38246254)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 9:50 AM
Author: benzo xx

all of my adventures have been to McDonald's cuz of drunk munchies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4121416&forum_id=2#38248232)