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Do Jewish folks celebrate Thanksgiving?

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Mint Electric French Chef
  11/20/18
but for the store owners how would blue collar managers and ...
Titillating School
  11/20/18
Hellz yeah
copper sexy striped hyena
  11/20/18
why would jews celebrate an american holiday?
Orchid yapping ticket booth
  11/20/18
do jews "celebrate" anything?
Razzle-dazzle lake plaza elastic band
  11/20/18
yes, with great ease. we make huge multi-course dinners for ...
Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse
  11/20/18
I'm not ortho so this didn't occur to me but prob true
copper sexy striped hyena
  11/20/18
cr lol @ goyim
Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse
  11/20/18
btw, all orthos make fun of goyim for freaking out about tha...
Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse
  11/20/18
I haven't been to a shabbat dinner in ages, what are you all...
copper sexy striped hyena
  11/20/18
the younger, cooler, trendier generation -- which has the be...
Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse
  11/20/18
why is trad ashkenazi food so SPS if jews are so smart
Jet home ceo
  11/20/18
it's as equally bad as trad goyishe food from those regions.
Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse
  11/20/18
no, with the silly dietary laws it ends up being worse.
Jet home ceo
  11/20/18
I was once at a kosher restaurant and embarrassed myself by ...
Hilarious Newt
  11/21/18
tbf there are occasional restaurants that are both, and they...
Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse
  11/21/18
I wish I has known this ar the time so I xould have said &qu...
Hilarious Newt
  11/21/18
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Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse
  11/21/18
it would be bizarre if they did
Cerebral bbw trailer park
  11/20/18
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copper sexy striped hyena
  11/20/18
LJL at mashed potatoes without cream or milk.
white twinkling uncleanness
  11/20/18
Wait, does this bizarre heeb rule forbid BUTTER on the table...
white twinkling uncleanness
  11/20/18
why the fuck would butter be different than a carton of milk...
Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse
  11/20/18
Holy shit I feel bad for you bros. No wonder you're so feebl...
white twinkling uncleanness
  11/20/18
butter is bad for you. we often use evoo as a butter substit...
Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse
  11/20/18
No it's not. Obviously needs moderation, but we're talking a...
white twinkling uncleanness
  11/20/18
ljl at prole goyim thinking mashed potatoes provide 180 flav...
Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse
  11/20/18
Turd shit the key word here No idea how u can look at a pla...
Yellow partner
  11/20/18
prole goy slop like creamy casseroles looks far worse
Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse
  11/20/18
You're so wrong I can't even start to explain. Our leftovers...
white twinkling uncleanness
  11/20/18
(gay jew vampire screeching about non kosher garlic)
Irradiated kitty native
  11/21/18
it's almost as if they didn't invent non-dairy substitutes f...
Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse
  11/20/18
(done here)
Orchid yapping ticket booth
  11/20/18
, he lisped.
white twinkling uncleanness
  11/20/18
this is insane
Twisted Cruise Ship Regret
  11/21/18
holy shit jews finished as a religion, a record label and as...
bearded skinny woman
  11/21/18
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  11/21/18
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Turquoise Bespoke Address
  11/21/18
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Racy massive tanning salon lettuce
  11/21/18
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Ruddy menage hominid
  11/21/18
Grow a beard Jewmo.
Turquoise Bespoke Address
  11/21/18
Ovens all day. Sales all night. They love it.
cracking knife nowag
  11/20/18
Yes, they celebrate by eating gentile babies.
amethyst appetizing public bath tattoo
  11/20/18
Traditionally they will go out to a Chinese restaurant on Th...
Anal odious church
  11/21/18
flame. that's xmas
Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse
  11/21/18
isn't it the same for all wholesome white holidays?
Anal odious church
  11/21/18
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amethyst appetizing public bath tattoo
  11/21/18
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abnormal wine roast beef philosopher-king
  11/21/18
No. Usually on Easter Jews will watch/film incest pornograph...
Racy massive tanning salon lettuce
  11/21/18
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Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse
  11/21/18
Not technically. We have our own little traditions. We eat ...
crimson bonkers digit ratio marketing idea
  11/21/18
you have to go back
frum international law enforcement agency love of her life
  11/21/18
back for me is Ukraine. basically, you are saying you want t...
crimson bonkers digit ratio marketing idea
  11/21/18
i'm explicitly saying that
frum international law enforcement agency love of her life
  11/21/18
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Racy massive tanning salon lettuce
  11/21/18
Sounds wretched.
Turquoise Bespoke Address
  11/21/18


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Date: November 20th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: Mint Electric French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37269519)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Titillating School

but for the store owners how would blue collar managers and workers knew what to discount when they leave their families at 3pm to set up for black friday night before camp-outs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37269525)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: copper sexy striped hyena

Hellz yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37269529)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: Orchid yapping ticket booth

why would jews celebrate an american holiday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37269534)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lake plaza elastic band

do jews "celebrate" anything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37269535)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse

yes, with great ease. we make huge multi-course dinners for large numbers of guests every week -- it's called shabbat. thanksgiving is even easier because you can cook that day. goyim freak out at doing this 2-3x/yr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37269536)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: copper sexy striped hyena

I'm not ortho so this didn't occur to me but prob true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37269541)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse

cr lol @ goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37269567)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse

btw, all orthos make fun of goyim for freaking out about thanksgiving, see eg http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4112779&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37269595)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 10:58 AM
Author: copper sexy striped hyena

I haven't been to a shabbat dinner in ages, what are you all eating now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37269654)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse

the younger, cooler, trendier generation -- which has the benefit of cooking blogs, pinterest recipes, etc. -- serves basically anything. any sort of ethnic food is fair game... thai shabbat, italian shabbat, peruvian shabbat, etc.

middle eastern / israeli food is much more popular than your typical boring and tasteless traditional ashkenazi fare. i.e., you're much more likely to see hummus on the table than chopped liver.

only really old and/or insular out of touch shtetly people serve boring and tasteless ashkenazi fare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37269725)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Jet home ceo

why is trad ashkenazi food so SPS if jews are so smart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37270235)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse

it's as equally bad as trad goyishe food from those regions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37270282)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Jet home ceo

no, with the silly dietary laws it ends up being worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37270379)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 8:17 AM
Author: Hilarious Newt

I was once at a kosher restaurant and embarrassed myself by asking for cheese on my pasta.

The waitress was pretty nice as she explained that they were a meat only restaurant and Jewish restaurants have to be either meat or dairy, not both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37275727)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse

tbf there are occasional restaurants that are both, and they have separate but equal kitchens and dining rooms. it's kind of like a 2-in-1 restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37276320)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: Hilarious Newt

I wish I has known this ar the time so I xould have said "oh I thought you were one of the 2 in 1 kind". I would have looked all informed and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37276734)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37276757)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Cerebral bbw trailer park

it would be bizarre if they did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37269549)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: copper sexy striped hyena

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37269560)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: white twinkling uncleanness

LJL at mashed potatoes without cream or milk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37269695)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: white twinkling uncleanness

Wait, does this bizarre heeb rule forbid BUTTER on the table with meat, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37269712)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse

why the fuck would butter be different than a carton of milk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37269740)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: white twinkling uncleanness

Holy shit I feel bad for you bros. No wonder you're so feeble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37269787)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse

butter is bad for you. we often use evoo as a butter substitute, and it's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37269795)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: white twinkling uncleanness

No it's not. Obviously needs moderation, but we're talking about the eating event of the year. You're missing out on some 180 flavors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37269805)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse

ljl at prole goyim thinking mashed potatoes provide 180 flavors. no white people food has 180 flavor. if you want 180 flavor, you need ethnic food like turd shit with 15 different spices.

i'm sure nobody can taste the difference between mashed potatoes made with diary products and non-dairy substitutes, assuming the chef of the latter knows what he's doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37269828)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Yellow partner

Turd shit the key word here

No idea how u can look at a plate of that and then eat it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37270154)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse

prole goy slop like creamy casseroles looks far worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37270193)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: white twinkling uncleanness

You're so wrong I can't even start to explain. Our leftovers >>>>>>>> whatever crap your family is serving on Thursday. I feel bad for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37270223)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: Irradiated kitty native

(gay jew vampire screeching about non kosher garlic)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37275700)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse

it's almost as if they didn't invent non-dairy substitutes for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37269747)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Orchid yapping ticket booth

(done here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37269841)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: white twinkling uncleanness

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37270224)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 12:31 AM
Author: Twisted Cruise Ship Regret

this is insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37274955)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 8:18 AM
Author: bearded skinny woman

holy shit jews finished as a religion, a record label and as a motherfucking crew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37275730)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 8:29 AM
Author: Onyx persian theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37275752)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Turquoise Bespoke Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37276325)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Racy massive tanning salon lettuce



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Date: November 21st, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Ruddy menage hominid



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Date: November 21st, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Turquoise Bespoke Address

Grow a beard Jewmo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37276327)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: cracking knife nowag

Ovens all day. Sales all night. They love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37269785)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: amethyst appetizing public bath tattoo

Yes, they celebrate by eating gentile babies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37270314)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: Anal odious church

Traditionally they will go out to a Chinese restaurant on Thanksgiving. Sometimes this will be followed by a movie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37274849)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse

flame. that's xmas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37274853)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: Anal odious church

isn't it the same for all wholesome white holidays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37274855)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 7:50 AM
Author: amethyst appetizing public bath tattoo



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Date: November 21st, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: abnormal wine roast beef philosopher-king



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Date: November 21st, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Racy massive tanning salon lettuce

No. Usually on Easter Jews will watch/film incest pornography together while eating chinese food since not a lot of big budget films come out that time of the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37276779)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Honey-headed Codepig Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37276814)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: crimson bonkers digit ratio marketing idea

Not technically. We have our own little traditions. We eat chinese food but with turkey in it. Like roast turkey lo mein and sweet and sour turkey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37276768)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: frum international law enforcement agency love of her life

you have to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37276786)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: crimson bonkers digit ratio marketing idea

back for me is Ukraine. basically, you are saying you want to hang out with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37276820)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: frum international law enforcement agency love of her life

i'm explicitly saying that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37276827)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Racy massive tanning salon lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37276821)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Turquoise Bespoke Address

Sounds wretched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138085&forum_id=2#37277028)