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humanity has to send its best novelist to win intergalactic competition to survi

62 year old jonathan franzen covered in coal dust emerges fr...
Contagious azure coldplay fan
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ran here to poast exactly this
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Aqua Big Police Squad
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Kazuo Ishiguro about to be ENJOYING the appendage-hugger hol...
federal therapy
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franzen our reluctant hero
zombie-like temple
  12/03/18
Stephen King
narrow-minded regret center
  12/03/18
lmfao you would say that
federal therapy
  12/03/18
If you need a guy to write a great book in two months I'd al...
narrow-minded regret center
  12/03/18
yeah why would you pick Stephen King though his books suck
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Thriller hall
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twinkling incel
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The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff steps out of the h...
Bat-shit-crazy concupiscible shrine turdskin
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The Intergalactic Judges, pulled from thousands of different...
Sooty Whorehouse
  12/03/18
irl lol
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fragrant cocky school affirmative action
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Contagious azure coldplay fan
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heinlein did a story where a panel of extraterrestrials exam...
electric striped hyena
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We're fucked. Can't think of a single living author who can ...
sick potus
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People who say stuff like this haven't read anything since u...
Cracking Hateful Piazza
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federal therapy
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guarantee you that this guy is a huge fan of Hemingway
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histrionic stag film
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lol Hemingway fanbois are fucking terrible We went to (X re...
federal therapy
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histrionic stag film
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Lol
beady-eyed brilliant locus
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Laughsome self-centered genital piercing
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But Gene Wolfe is about to die. Maybe the aliens will have t...
Magical orchestra pit chad
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Is that some dragon writer
Contagious azure coldplay fan
  12/12/18
i'll have to give him another shot once i'm done rereading h...
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Ian McEwan or Kazuo Ishiguro
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this is why your wife can get away with kicking you in the b...
Laughsome self-centered genital piercing
  12/04/18
flame, Ishiguro is the correct answer
federal therapy
  12/04/18
did somebody already suggest boner police?
Gold bat shit crazy shitlib
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lol at thinking we wouldn't be forced to send a WOC
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Date: December 3rd, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: Contagious azure coldplay fan

62 year old jonathan franzen covered in coal dust emerges from mine shaft as military helicopter lands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37344040)



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: fragrant cocky school affirmative action

ran here to poast exactly this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37345423)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Aqua Big Police Squad



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: federal therapy

Kazuo Ishiguro about to be ENJOYING the appendage-hugger holes of 72 virgin aliens in the Andromeda galaxy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37344060)



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: zombie-like temple

franzen our reluctant hero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37344116)



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: narrow-minded regret center

Stephen King

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37344136)



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: federal therapy

lmfao you would say that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37344162)



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: narrow-minded regret center

If you need a guy to write a great book in two months I'd always bet on Stephen King over any hot fiction novelist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37345361)



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: Laughsome self-centered genital piercing

yeah why would you pick Stephen King though his books suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37345371)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 10:58 AM
Author: Thriller hall



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: titillating walnut boiling water

Michel Houellebecq wanly smoking a cigarette on space shuttle, carbon monoxide alarms going off everywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37345393)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Contagious azure coldplay fan



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Date: February 12th, 2019 1:33 PM
Author: twinkling incel



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy concupiscible shrine turdskin

The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff steps out of the helicopter. "Jon. We need to find whokebe."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37345439)



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: Sooty Whorehouse

The Intergalactic Judges, pulled from thousands of different planets, for the first time in universal history collectively break down in tears as Franzen reads aloud from his novel about a suburban middle-class Swede-descended family preparing for Thanksgiving in the year 1998.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37345479)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: federal therapy

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37347035)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: fragrant cocky school affirmative action



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Date: December 4th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: domesticated swashbuckling lodge



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Date: December 4th, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: Laughsome self-centered genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37347616)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 9:07 AM
Author: Heady codepig address



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Date: December 4th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Contagious azure coldplay fan



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Date: December 4th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: electric striped hyena

heinlein did a story where a panel of extraterrestrials examined 4 earthlings and decided whether to end earth's existence or not...have spacesuit, will travel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37347044)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 2:28 AM
Author: sick potus

We're fucked. Can't think of a single living author who can hold a candle to the novelists of yore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37347054)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Cracking Hateful Piazza

People who say stuff like this haven't read anything since undergrad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37347656)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: federal therapy



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Date: December 4th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: Laughsome self-centered genital piercing

guarantee you that this guy is a huge fan of Hemingway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37347985)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: histrionic stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37347997)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: federal therapy

lol Hemingway fanbois are fucking terrible

We went to (X restaurant).

We ordered two bottles of wine.

We drank them.

(Person A) was drunk and made fun of (Person B).

Then we went to (Club Y).

I danced with (Girl C).

The next day we went to Spain.

We watched the bullfight.

Congrats, you've now read The Sun Also Rises.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37348010)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: histrionic stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37348019)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: beady-eyed brilliant locus

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37348022)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Laughsome self-centered genital piercing



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Date: December 4th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Magical orchestra pit chad

But Gene Wolfe is about to die. Maybe the aliens will have tech to de-age him tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37348027)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: Contagious azure coldplay fan

Is that some dragon writer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37398117)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 1:34 PM
Author: twinkling incel

i'll have to give him another shot once i'm done rereading hyperion.

i've never been able to get through the first ~30 pages of shadow of the torturer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37770181)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: French corner

A decrepit Thomas Pynchon emerges from somewhere in Mexico but nobody believes it's actually him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37348165)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: Laughsome self-centered genital piercing



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Date: February 12th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: sable doctorate idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37770104)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: buck-toothed arousing stage blood rage

Ian McEwan or Kazuo Ishiguro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37348215)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Laughsome self-centered genital piercing

this is why your wife can get away with kicking you in the balls every day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37348220)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: federal therapy

flame, Ishiguro is the correct answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37349402)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Gold bat shit crazy shitlib

did somebody already suggest boner police?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37349424)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Comical house-broken state

lol at thinking we wouldn't be forced to send a WOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37349425)



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Date: December 29th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Contagious azure coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148122&forum_id=2#37492689)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Contagious azure coldplay fan



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