Date: December 6th, 2018 12:29 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)
I hate Secret Santa. It is such a waste of money, but our receptionist talked me into it. She told me to give away my copy of "Raving Fans" as my gift to whoever I draw.
Just so you know, everyone in my company got a free copy of "Raving Fans." It is this extremely prole book about going above and beyond for customer service and it feels like it is written for a 5th grade reading level. More than one million copies sold it says on the cover. I hate that fucking book.
So on my Secret Santa card I put my favorite color is green, my favorite smell is weed and for other information I wrote that I want weed (or CBD).
If everything goes according to plan I will be trading my copy of "Raving Fans" for some weed. Winning!