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Exploiting the fuck out of Secret Santa this year

I hate Secret Santa. It is such a waste of money, but our re...
chilmata
  12/06/18
always give out toilet bowl brushes for secret santa
libcrusher180
  12/06/18
jokes on you, you're going to get an even worse book written...
sharia lawyer
  12/06/18
I better not.
chilmata
  12/06/18
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Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle
  12/21/18
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hyperdreadnought
  12/06/18
My company once made us read Who Moved My Cheese right as th...
Get Thee To The Rapery
  12/06/18
180
Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle
  12/21/18
Uh oh. The girl really didn't like her present and she almos...
chilmata
  12/20/18
lol
Don Kihote
  12/20/18
Almost forgot to mention that I got a $20 pre-rolled joint c...
chilmata
  12/20/18
You sound like a sociopath and pretty soon all your coworker...
Taye Diggs
  12/20/18
lol I missed the part where his company gave everyone the bo...
Don Kihote
  12/20/18
It would be funny if the recipient was the CEO
Taye Diggs
  12/20/18
IRL lolling at chilmata re-gifting a book everyone he works ...
Don Kihote
  12/20/18
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Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle
  12/21/18
Actually, that wasn't correct, I just forgot the facts. W...
chilmata
  12/20/18
Oh well.
chilmata
  12/20/18
You made a grown woman cry on a day that was supposed to be ...
Taye Diggs
  12/20/18
She didn't cry and its not my fault she is overly emotionall...
chilmata
  12/20/18
If you buy the hat from our online store it is selling for $...
chilmata
  12/20/18
She sent out an email to the company last night entitled &qu...
chilmata
  12/21/18
Great Chilmata thread
Diamond Dallas Chad
  12/21/18
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Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle
  12/21/18


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Date: December 6th, 2018 12:29 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

I hate Secret Santa. It is such a waste of money, but our receptionist talked me into it. She told me to give away my copy of "Raving Fans" as my gift to whoever I draw.

Just so you know, everyone in my company got a free copy of "Raving Fans." It is this extremely prole book about going above and beyond for customer service and it feels like it is written for a 5th grade reading level. More than one million copies sold it says on the cover. I hate that fucking book.

So on my Secret Santa card I put my favorite color is green, my favorite smell is weed and for other information I wrote that I want weed (or CBD).

If everything goes according to plan I will be trading my copy of "Raving Fans" for some weed. Winning!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150295&forum_id=2#37360645)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: libcrusher180 (😎)

always give out toilet bowl brushes for secret santa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150295&forum_id=2#37360666)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: sharia lawyer (🔙🌌)

jokes on you, you're going to get an even worse book written by a brown female unlicensed therapist on "overcoming your addictions"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150295&forum_id=2#37360672)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

I better not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150295&forum_id=2#37361311)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150295&forum_id=2#37447342)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: hyperdreadnought (📫)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150295&forum_id=2#37361315)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 2:20 PM
Author: Get Thee To The Rapery

My company once made us read Who Moved My Cheese right as the recession was hitting lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150295&forum_id=2#37361397)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150295&forum_id=2#37447346)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

Uh oh. The girl really didn't like her present and she almost cried. I even threw in a company hat which sells for like $25 on our online store so I'm not sure what she's bitching about.

But you know women. So they're trying to figure out who gave the shitty gift and they're narrowing it down because everyone personally handed their gift to their Secret Santa.

I was one of only a couple people who weren't present for the exchanges (I was on a bike ride).

The receptionist is the only one who knows it was me and so she is filling me in on all the drama.

They even sent out a company wide email asking who did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150295&forum_id=2#37442487)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: Don Kihote

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150295&forum_id=2#37442602)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 6:28 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

Almost forgot to mention that I got a $20 pre-rolled joint called High Voltage. It says, "Cali's Finest OG Mixed with Live Resin" and some homemade chocolate edibles.

Spent nothing, got weed in return. Winning!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150295&forum_id=2#37442592)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: Taye Diggs

You sound like a sociopath and pretty soon all your coworkers will know that you're a cheapskate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150295&forum_id=2#37442618)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: Don Kihote

lol I missed the part where his company gave everyone the book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150295&forum_id=2#37442626)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 6:35 PM
Author: Taye Diggs

It would be funny if the recipient was the CEO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150295&forum_id=2#37442652)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: Don Kihote

IRL lolling at chilmata re-gifting a book everyone he works with has

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150295&forum_id=2#37442672)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150295&forum_id=2#37447352)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

Actually, that wasn't correct, I just forgot the facts.

What happened was some competing mortgage company was giving out copies of the book to real estate agents at our sister company. The manager of our sister real estate brokerage brought me one of the books they gave to an agent to show me what they were doing and asked me to write a cease and desist letter to them which I did and I just kept the copy that the manager gave me.

I didn't even realize it said, "To Fabby" inside the cover which is probably throwing them off my trail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150295&forum_id=2#37442684)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

Oh well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150295&forum_id=2#37442743)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: Taye Diggs

You made a grown woman cry on a day that was supposed to be joyful and merry. Doesn't that make you feel anything inside?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150295&forum_id=2#37442751)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

She didn't cry and its not my fault she is overly emotionally invested in material things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150295&forum_id=2#37442756)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

If you buy the hat from our online store it is selling for $20 retail.

If you buy the book off Amazon it is $12.93.

So the bitch got $32.93 worth of shit when there was a $25 spending limit.

If anything, I should get in trouble for going *over* the spending limit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150295&forum_id=2#37442894)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

She sent out an email to the company last night entitled "When your Secret Santa is a prankster". I didn't read it.

I thought about giving her my $50 Vons gift card that only has $6 left, and as tempting as that was, I decided against it.

I got her a $25 Wal-Mart gift card. Almost got her a Krispy Kreme card since she is a morbidly obese Mexican that wears too much makeup, but I was afraid that would actually make her cry.

I thought about writing her a note telling her that Christmas is about giving, not receiving, but realized that she is just a stupid, fat bitch.

So I gave the gift card to my boss, told him the story, and told him to give it to the Ops Manager to give to the materialistic cunt and not out me. FTGE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150295&forum_id=2#37447287)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

Great Chilmata thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150295&forum_id=2#37447337)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150295&forum_id=2#37447361)