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Terrifying moment American couple escape machete-wielding bandits in Kenya

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7911967/couple-escape-machete-...
Voodoo Child
  12/06/18
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Voodoo Child
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The couple, who moved to Nairobi with their three kids to op...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
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ESPRIT.wav
  12/06/18
had to make sure it wasn't evan39
The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship
  12/06/18
lol no fucking way
gibberish
  12/06/18
wtf
man o' war
  12/09/18
haha wow holy shit
your fat wet bagel ass
  12/09/18
He wrote: “Our fitness can prepare us for life, but th...
,.,,..,.,,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,..,.,.:...:.,:.::,.
  12/09/18
Lol wtf are these clowns doing. I would've just ran them ove...
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  12/06/18
You risk fucking your car up. Ever see what happens when you...
chilmata
  12/06/18
Wtf how can anyone in Kenya afford $200 per month Crossfit.
nopayenogain
  12/06/18
Typical ignorant fucking comment by dumbass birdshit amerikk...
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  12/09/18
Libs: grant asylum to Kenyan attackers.
chilmata
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Voodoo Child
  12/09/18
the couple should've used their functional strength to fight...
hung stud
  12/09/18
jesus. look at this 500 lb deadlifting chad https://www.li...
Darnell
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Date: December 6th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Voodoo Child

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7911967/couple-escape-machete-bandits-kenya/

‘DRIVE, DRIVE!’ Terrifying moment American couple narrowly escape gang of machete-wielding bandits who attack their car in Kenya

Bryant Swenson and his wife Lauren, from Utah, were driving near Mai Mahiu on November 30 when three masked men rushed towards them

SHOCKING footage shows a group of machete-wielding bandits chasing an American couple on a dusty road in Kenya.

Bryant Swenson and his wife Lauren, from Utah, were driving near Mai Mahiu on November 30 when three masked men attacked their car.

The couple, who moved to Nairobi with their three kids to open a CrossFit gym, spotted a white van which the gangsters are believed to have been trying to rob.

Bryant said in a Facebook post about the attempted robbery, that one of the men was carrying a gun but “couldn't get it out of his waistbelt in time”.

As the bandits rushed towards their Toyota Land Cruiser, Bryant had to reverse backwards to give himself time to roll up his window before moving past the dangerous criminals.

He then quickly shifted back into drive and sped past the three bandits who hurled their giant blades at the passing car.

In the clip, Lauren says: “Are they still behind us?” before a passenger in the back confirms the men are still giving chase.

Gunfire can then be heard as the bandits exchange fire with police at the end of the video.

In his social media post on December 1, Bryant said they were saved by “quick thinking and the grace of God”.

He wrote: “Our fitness can prepare us for life, but there are times when things happen so fast that we can only give credit to God for His protection.”

He added: “We came upon three bandits robbing a matatu (the white van).

“I had to back up long enough to roll my window up before passing by the guy wielding the ponga (machete.)

“The guy on the far left had a handgun but couldn't get it out of his waistbelt in time.

“They chose this spot for ambush because the road is very rough, but fortunately we were in my 80 series.

“Also thankful for a manual transmission.

“Just before encountering the bandits, we passed two armed police on foot.

“The gunfire you hear at the end of the video are the cops engaging.

“We are thankful to have been gone before the gun battle erupted.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150391&forum_id=2#37361424)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: Voodoo Child



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Date: December 6th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

The couple, who moved to Nairobi with their three kids to open a CrossFit gym

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Date: December 6th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: ESPRIT.wav (📫)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship

had to make sure it wasn't evan39

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Date: December 6th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: gibberish

lol no fucking way

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Date: December 9th, 2018 11:38 PM
Author: man o' war (🔴🔴🔴)

wtf

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Date: December 9th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: your fat wet bagel ass

haha wow holy shit

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Date: December 9th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: ,.,,..,.,,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,..,.,.:...:.,:.::,. (AZNgirl dressed as Thai prostitute at White House X-mas Party)


He wrote: “Our fitness can prepare us for life, but there are times when things happen so fast that we can only give credit to God for His protection.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150391&forum_id=2#37380646)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Lol wtf are these clowns doing. I would've just ran them over. Why are most middle class white men such pussies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150391&forum_id=2#37361815)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

You risk fucking your car up. Ever see what happens when you hit a deer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150391&forum_id=2#37363009)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: nopayenogain

Wtf how can anyone in Kenya afford $200 per month Crossfit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150391&forum_id=2#37361827)



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Date: December 9th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: ,.,,..,.,,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,..,.,.:...:.,:.::,. (AZNgirl dressed as Thai prostitute at White House X-mas Party)


Typical ignorant fucking comment by dumbass birdshit amerikkkan but Kenya's economy is growing quickly at around 5% or above a year. Nairobi has many rich areas with well off educated Kenyans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150391&forum_id=2#37380612)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

Libs: grant asylum to Kenyan attackers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150391&forum_id=2#37363045)



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Date: December 9th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: Voodoo Child



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Date: December 9th, 2018 11:38 PM
Author: hung stud

the couple should've used their functional strength to fight them off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150391&forum_id=2#37380622)



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Date: December 9th, 2018 11:42 PM
Author: Darnell

jesus. look at this 500 lb deadlifting chad

https://www.linkedin.com/in/bryant-swenson-041b991b

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD6hWH2beTI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4150391&forum_id=2#37380654)