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New job wants me to take a drug test

I'm not going to pass (regular marijuana smoker for 5+ years...
electric outnumbered depressive elastic band
  12/10/18
Just stop smoking and deny everything
Poppy beady-eyed laser beams digit ratio
  12/10/18
Piss or hair? When is test?
pearly giraffe
  12/10/18
Urine. I have until the end of the week to take. I might b...
electric outnumbered depressive elastic band
  12/10/18
Why were you not on break while interviewing?
pearly giraffe
  12/10/18
I didn't expect them to test.
electric outnumbered depressive elastic band
  12/10/18
Are they DOT or something?
pearly giraffe
  12/10/18
Mining/oil/gas stuff, but like I said I'm going to be at cor...
electric outnumbered depressive elastic band
  12/10/18
lol flame
trip plaza
  12/10/18
100% not flame. I'm hoping it's "company policy" ...
electric outnumbered depressive elastic band
  12/10/18
Why are you being so reckless? I think you are in denial.
Lemon spot liquid oxygen
  12/10/18
lol if it's an actual corporation they won't give you a pass...
Contagious Dog Poop Main People
  12/11/18
you're fucked. O&G is very strict about this stuff
floppy idea he suggested
  09/04/19
Lol. They’re DOT regulated. They have drug testing.
pearly giraffe
  12/11/18
If they are asking you do take a drug test, it probably mean...
Lemon spot liquid oxygen
  12/10/18
That's what I'm worried about. Hoping they don't care about...
electric outnumbered depressive elastic band
  12/10/18
Drug tests are basically weed tests, since that's the only d...
Lemon spot liquid oxygen
  12/10/18
this.
pearly giraffe
  12/10/18
They also sell fake piss online that is worth a last ditch e...
Lemon spot liquid oxygen
  12/10/18
...
mint school
  12/10/18
Interesting read, thanks for poasting.
Lemon spot liquid oxygen
  12/10/18
substituting will be safer than diluting. get a jock strap, ...
galvanic dead national
  12/10/18
standard drug tests look for abuse, not just a positive. th...
Erotic Maroon Sound Barrier Corner
  12/10/18
He said he has smoked for 5 years, and must take a test by t...
Lemon spot liquid oxygen
  12/10/18
he could actually still pass if he's not a heavy toker. OP ...
Erotic Maroon Sound Barrier Corner
  12/10/18
he'd be better off offering strangers $100 for clean piss, f...
galvanic dead national
  12/10/18
Horrible advice
pearly giraffe
  12/11/18
What kind of Colorado job would test for weed? Everyone in t...
laughsome bawdyhouse quadroon
  12/11/18
Oil and gas.
pearly giraffe
  12/11/18
Real oil men do cocaine, not weed
zombie-like public bath
  12/11/18
Meth, actually. It’s a big problem.
pearly giraffe
  12/11/18
I’m on the business side. Meth is for the field.
zombie-like public bath
  12/11/18
Knew a geologist who consumed copious drugs on Fridays.
pearly giraffe
  12/11/18
Just Say No
stimulating nofapping rigor theater stage
  12/11/18
Buy a test kit. Buy some fake piss (google or amazon), drin...
boyish offensive menage
  12/11/18
Substitution method. I've faked every urine test I've been g...
bespoke clown
  12/11/18
they won't even do the test. it's just a hoop to jump throu...
Sapphire twinkling uncleanness stead
  12/11/18
...
Sickened alcoholic mental disorder black woman
  12/11/18
Update?
Aromatic Ticket Booth Party Of The First Part
  09/04/19
lol dumb druggies
Aggressive Motley Locale Athletic Conference
  09/04/19


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Date: December 10th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: electric outnumbered depressive elastic band

I'm not going to pass (regular marijuana smoker for 5+ years). I'm going to be pushing paper at corporate headquarters - will they care about a positive marijuana test? Colorado if it matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386025)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: Poppy beady-eyed laser beams digit ratio

Just stop smoking and deny everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386031)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: pearly giraffe

Piss or hair? When is test?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386037)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: electric outnumbered depressive elastic band

Urine. I have until the end of the week to take. I might be able to push off until early next week but that's it.

Pretty sure all my friends would test positive (for something) too, so I can't substitute.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386052)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: pearly giraffe

Why were you not on break while interviewing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386070)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: electric outnumbered depressive elastic band

I didn't expect them to test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386094)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: pearly giraffe

Are they DOT or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386187)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: electric outnumbered depressive elastic band

Mining/oil/gas stuff, but like I said I'm going to be at corporate doing white collar work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386272)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 10:10 PM
Author: trip plaza

lol flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386295)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: electric outnumbered depressive elastic band

100% not flame. I'm hoping it's "company policy" to drug test everyone but they'll give me a pass for weed since I'm not doing anything of substance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386328)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Lemon spot liquid oxygen

Why are you being so reckless? I think you are in denial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386385)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 2:39 AM
Author: Contagious Dog Poop Main People

lol if it's an actual corporation they won't give you a pass for anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37387503)



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Date: September 4th, 2019 8:30 PM
Author: floppy idea he suggested

you're fucked. O&G is very strict about this stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#38787137)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: pearly giraffe

Lol. They’re DOT regulated. They have drug testing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37388503)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Lemon spot liquid oxygen

If they are asking you do take a drug test, it probably means you are fucked if you test positive. That's why they are asking you to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386045)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 9:36 PM
Author: electric outnumbered depressive elastic band

That's what I'm worried about. Hoping they don't care about weed and only care about other stuff but you're probably right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386060)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Lemon spot liquid oxygen

Drug tests are basically weed tests, since that's the only drug that stays in your system for more than 48 hours.

They know this yet are still testing. Do everything you can to flush your system out and assume you are fucked if you test positive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386069)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: pearly giraffe

this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386074)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 9:38 PM
Author: Lemon spot liquid oxygen

They also sell fake piss online that is worth a last ditch effort if he's convinced he will never be able to clean out in time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386079)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: mint school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386237)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Lemon spot liquid oxygen

Interesting read, thanks for poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386382)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: galvanic dead national

substituting will be safer than diluting. get a jock strap, a handwarmer, a rubber band and a small plastic bottle of clean piss to store in your jock. you can get these things together from a headshop (except the clean piss, maybe the jockstrap at dick's). don't use synthetic piss.

be nice to the quest diagnostics lady.

start a stream to ease her suspicion, then whip out the bottle and fill the cup up with hot, clean piss.

they are 100% testing for weed. don't be dumb.

https://www.marijuana.com/community/threads/substitution-tips-tricks-and-guidelines-by-n2.154104/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386325)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Erotic Maroon Sound Barrier Corner

standard drug tests look for abuse, not just a positive. that's key. just don't toke for 3 weeks and u will probably pass. they have piss tests on amazon that test the same levels as the real thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386419)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: Lemon spot liquid oxygen

He said he has smoked for 5 years, and must take a test by the end of this week.

He is living in denial.

I will repeat my suggestion that he buy fake piss online and take his chances. They sell products to flush your system, but they are spotty at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386428)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: Erotic Maroon Sound Barrier Corner

he could actually still pass if he's not a heavy toker. OP take some practice tests beforehand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386513)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 10:36 PM
Author: galvanic dead national

he'd be better off offering strangers $100 for clean piss, freezing it, and warming it up day of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386520)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 10:41 AM
Author: pearly giraffe

Horrible advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37388511)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:47 AM
Author: laughsome bawdyhouse quadroon

What kind of Colorado job would test for weed? Everyone in that state partakes. Guessing this must be a defense contractor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37387434)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 10:41 AM
Author: pearly giraffe

Oil and gas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37388516)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: zombie-like public bath

Real oil men do cocaine, not weed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37388560)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 10:58 AM
Author: pearly giraffe

Meth, actually. It’s a big problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37388641)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: zombie-like public bath

I’m on the business side. Meth is for the field.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37389066)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: pearly giraffe

Knew a geologist who consumed copious drugs on Fridays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37389570)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:49 AM
Author: stimulating nofapping rigor theater stage

Just Say No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37387437)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: boyish offensive menage

Buy a test kit. Buy some fake piss (google or amazon), drink a detox. test frequently. if you still can't pass, postpone.

https://www.amazon.com/LPT-Instant-Onsite-THC-MARIJUANA/dp/B01BN01QSA/ref=sr_1_7_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1544512519&sr=8-7&keywords=beat+drug+test+marijuana



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37387470)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 9:00 AM
Author: bespoke clown

Substitution method. I've faked every urine test I've been given.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37388005)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: Sapphire twinkling uncleanness stead

they won't even do the test. it's just a hoop to jump through

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37388517)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Sickened alcoholic mental disorder black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37388550)



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Date: September 4th, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: Aromatic Ticket Booth Party Of The First Part

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#38787122)



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Date: September 4th, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: Aggressive Motley Locale Athletic Conference

lol dumb druggies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#38787128)