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Colleges forcing comedians to sign contracts promising to be PC

https://twitter.com/konstantinkisin/status/10722094847417958...
Infuriating henna jap liquid oxygen
  12/11/18
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Violet aromatic roommate
  12/11/18
lol wtf "By signing this contract you are agreeing ...
Dull property
  12/11/18
Puke? That's a funny word. Can I use that?
Onyx Market Double Fault
  12/11/18
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adventurous self-absorbed house giraffe
  12/11/18
No eating disorder, ableist, or disability jokes unless pres...
Garnet high-end mediation orchestra pit
  12/11/18
That's gold Jerry! Gold!
contagious dun brunch gay wizard
  12/11/18
they really do hate comedy Wonder if Drumpf jokes are all...
Boyish Green Macaca
  12/11/18
*ONLY Drumpf jokes are allowed and they MUST be disprespectf...
Cobalt Field
  12/11/18
broad swipes at white males are also encouraged
Khaki impressive pozpig chad
  12/11/18
Lol at capitalizing "Comedy" as some sort of defin...
Rough-skinned irradiated range
  12/11/18
you can’t see it in this excerpt but later on it says ...
spectacular flickering hissy fit
  12/12/18
DESCRIBE the damages for breach (it was an unpaid charity sh...
Garnet high-end mediation orchestra pit
  12/11/18
TRO and injunction
Hideous chocolate mad-dog skullcap
  12/12/18
Look, I love edgy humor as much as anyone, but..
Tantric confused place of business
  12/11/18
wtf is classism?
Tantric confused place of business
  12/11/18
...the poors
autistic parlor community account
  12/11/18
that’s rich coming from the libs
Tantric confused place of business
  12/11/18
holy shit libs have become the least cool people in amerikkk...
Jet-lagged Razzle-dazzle Antidepressant Drug Stage
  12/11/18
BEHAVIOđź…¤RAL AGREEMENT FORM Maybe not US.
Garnet high-end mediation orchestra pit
  12/11/18
it's not. it's in England. still tho
slate slap-happy stead electric furnace
  12/11/18
Refuse to sign, refuse to perform. Fuck college campuses.
Plum arousing marketing idea
  12/11/18
Totally, but this is sad bc the college circuit has been a b...
Violet aromatic roommate
  12/11/18
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Startled motley internal respiration half-breed
  12/12/18
Just take their money and come out and BOMB HARD with jokes ...
Histrionic translucent cruise ship
  12/11/18
or have someone backstage just loudly bleep out half your se...
diverse people who are hurt knife
  12/11/18
The weather is crazy, right?
Garnet high-end mediation orchestra pit
  12/12/18
...
Startled motley internal respiration half-breed
  12/12/18
Just begging for a "Mel Gibson Apology" a la Famil...
charcoal talking theater stage
  12/11/18
England seems to have taken the lead in the insane shitlibbe...
Khaki impressive pozpig chad
  12/11/18
I wonder how they'd react to Mark Twain's stand-up: https://...
Opaque space genital piercing
  12/11/18
"If I got it the right length precisely, I could spring...
Rough-skinned irradiated range
  12/11/18
Same. I read it thinking "I remember someone telling me...
Lake principal's office hunting ground
  12/12/18
that ejaculating little girl was your grandma
Hideous chocolate mad-dog skullcap
  12/12/18
Collected Yelps like scalps
Nofapping razzmatazz depressive
  12/12/18
lmao Twain was 180
mahogany nubile hospital
  12/12/18
not OK
crystalline boltzmann site
  12/12/18
Bet they're only stringent about the "anti-religion&quo...
Lake principal's office hunting ground
  12/12/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTT34o3QKQY&index=2&...
Nofapping razzmatazz depressive
  12/12/18


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Date: December 11th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Infuriating henna jap liquid oxygen

https://twitter.com/konstantinkisin/status/1072209484741795846

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389075)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Violet aromatic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389474)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Dull property

lol wtf

"By signing this contract you are agreeing to our no tolerance policy with regards to racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism.

All topics must be presented in a way that is respectful and kind. It does not mean that these topics cannot be discussed. But, it must be done in a respectful and non-abusive way"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389481)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: Onyx Market Double Fault

Puke? That's a funny word. Can I use that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389491)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: adventurous self-absorbed house giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389569)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Garnet high-end mediation orchestra pit

No eating disorder, ableist, or disability jokes unless presented respectfully.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389573)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: contagious dun brunch gay wizard

That's gold Jerry! Gold!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389659)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: Boyish Green Macaca

they really do hate comedy

Wonder if Drumpf jokes are allowed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389518)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: Cobalt Field

*ONLY Drumpf jokes are allowed and they MUST be disprespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389663)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Khaki impressive pozpig chad

broad swipes at white males are also encouraged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389746)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: Rough-skinned irradiated range

Lol at capitalizing "Comedy" as some sort of defined term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389539)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: spectacular flickering hissy fit

you can’t see it in this excerpt but later on it says “For purposes of this Agreement, ‘Comedy’ shall mean...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397125)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: Garnet high-end mediation orchestra pit

DESCRIBE the damages for breach (it was an unpaid charity show).

Emotional distress for the audience as third-party beneficiaries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389566)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Hideous chocolate mad-dog skullcap

TRO and injunction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37396962)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Tantric confused place of business

Look, I love edgy humor as much as anyone, but..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389574)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: Tantric confused place of business

wtf is classism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389579)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: autistic parlor community account

...the poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389639)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Tantric confused place of business

that’s rich coming from the libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389660)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Razzle-dazzle Antidepressant Drug Stage

holy shit libs have become the least cool people in amerikkka by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389583)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Garnet high-end mediation orchestra pit

BEHAVIOđź…¤RAL AGREEMENT FORM

Maybe not US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389626)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: slate slap-happy stead electric furnace

it's not. it's in England. still tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389637)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Plum arousing marketing idea

Refuse to sign, refuse to perform. Fuck college campuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389652)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Violet aromatic roommate

Totally, but this is sad bc the college circuit has been a big break for a lot of comedians just looking to make enough to live on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389672)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Startled motley internal respiration half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397117)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Histrionic translucent cruise ship

Just take their money and come out and BOMB HARD with jokes about airline food and stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389670)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: diverse people who are hurt knife

or have someone backstage just loudly bleep out half your set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389842)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Garnet high-end mediation orchestra pit

The weather is crazy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37396920)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Startled motley internal respiration half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397119)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: charcoal talking theater stage

Just begging for a "Mel Gibson Apology" a la Family Guy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4LcFOyIe_jc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389715)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Khaki impressive pozpig chad

England seems to have taken the lead in the insane shitlibbery race--Sweden and Canada fighting for silver now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389773)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Opaque space genital piercing

I wonder how they'd react to Mark Twain's stand-up: https://i.imgur.com/Z6TiHQL.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389833)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: Rough-skinned irradiated range

"If I got it the right length precisely, I could spring the finishing ejaculation with effect enough to make some impressible little girl deliver a startled little yelp and jump out of her seat--and that was what I was after."

VERY concerning

Edit: Holy shit my grandma used to tell a version of that story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389941)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: Lake principal's office hunting ground

Same. I read it thinking "I remember someone telling me this story as a kid"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397102)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Hideous chocolate mad-dog skullcap

that ejaculating little girl was your grandma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397111)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Nofapping razzmatazz depressive

Collected Yelps like scalps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397231)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: mahogany nubile hospital

lmao Twain was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397074)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: crystalline boltzmann site

not OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397207)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Lake principal's office hunting ground

Bet they're only stringent about the "anti-religion" portion in certain cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37396939)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Nofapping razzmatazz depressive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTT34o3QKQY&index=2&list=RDIEaIGzOmQfY

Tell me the world is becoming a better place



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397249)