Her ex-BF wanted to take her to a swingers club in Nashville, which she supposedly never went to. Coincidentally, my wife brings this up when my one good friend who lives in SoCal got divorced and is now dating a hot young personal trainer at his gym. This guy makes me look like a twink. My wife feigns disgust with how “narcissistic” he has to be to remain in such good shape when he has young kids.

What do you make of all of this? Chances of me being cucked in the next year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153909&forum_id=2#37389277)

lol. That is believable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153909&forum_id=2#37389301)

I've got some bad news for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153909&forum_id=2#37389286)

said the dork who thinks twink runnerbod earl is a “musclenut”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153909&forum_id=2#37420378)

We are both white and I am 6’1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153909&forum_id=2#37389438)

5'3 110-115?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153909&forum_id=2#37389444)

You can become regulars and be busy every weekend with crazy parties and hang with dozens of couples and just make it known that you just like getting naked and your wife makes out with chicks. I’ve sucked on so much out of my league fake tits it’s unreal.

That’s the minimum commitment.

It’s basically all people who are 7+ and shallow. Your wife would love it. Let me know if you’re interested or need me to point you in the right direction, but if you guys like partying with other hot adults and are in a warm, southern state then there are tons of options to explore. This could be good for you. I like most of the people I meet even if they are very, very shallow. They are happy people and will try to get you to invest in insane schemes involving energy drinks or premium vodka, but it’s because they’re dum dums, not immoral.

Also, the lifestyle groups are bizarrely right wing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153909&forum_id=2#37389869)

Being a successful lifestyle couple means being explicitly honest and frank and recognizing that you need to be comfortable going to the side and talking in any situation. You have to make it explicit that you are committed to each other no matter what.

The next step is to make a profile on Kasidie describing yourselves as extremely fit, attractive couple looking for new friends “who are the same” but that you’re nervous and still vanilla but ready to dip your toes in the shallow end. If your photos are as hot as what you’ve posted you will get an immediate response. There are a half dozen parties every month, the biggest ones on Saturdays. From then on it’s basically just dating 4x4 until you find a crew you like. Your wife should go to the all girl wine parties. But it’ll take you less than six months to decide if this is something you’re interested in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153909&forum_id=2#37391160)

But we’re atypical for the community, which is much more focused on being hot first, whereas we are kinky first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153909&forum_id=2#37391510)

Just the right amount of tragedy and cautionary tale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153909&forum_id=2#37395609)