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Pls review draft: "TINY LOVE STORIES" for NYT Modern Love column.
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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:04 PM Author: walnut azn goyim https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/19/style/modern-love-tiny-love-stories.html
What kind of love story can you share in two tweets, an Instagram caption or a Facebook post? The Modern Love team wants to read yours. Tell us a love story from your own life — happy or sad, capturing a moment or a lifetime — in 100 words or fewer. Include a picture taken by you that complements your narrative, whether a selfie, screenshot or snapshot. We seek to publish the most funny and heart-wrenching entries we receive. We call them Tiny Love Stories. They are about as long as this paragraph. They must be true. Share yours today.
To read past Tiny Love Stories, go to nytimes.com/modernlove. |
Date: December 11th, 2018 1:05 PM Author: walnut azn goyim Draft
99 words: As clinical psychologists, we recognized the stages of grief, even from our homeowners' association. Denial: "This is a phase. A 'normal' couple in their 60s doesn't just suddenly invite three young men to live with them. Are they all having sex?!" Anger: "It's sick! Is it even legal?" Bargaining: "Can your new 'friends' (they refused to call them 'lovers' ... or 'family') at least refrain from public displays of affection during block parties?" Depression: "Say goodbye to our property values." Acceptance: "Love comes in all shapes, sizes, colors, creeds ... and quantities. Hate has no home here. Love wins."
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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:43 PM Author: walnut azn goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153916&forum_id=2#37389656) |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 3:56 PM Author: Drunken swashbuckling parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153916&forum_id=2#37390478) |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 3:58 PM Author: Medicated yarmulke range high quality. be sure to blank all instances of it on xo before sending in so some smart shitlib doesn't link it back with a jewgle search (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153916&forum_id=2#37390494) |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 4:02 PM Author: walnut azn goyim I need an xo mfe to create a fake identity to submit it behind 7 proxies or whatever. Whoever wants to do that, lemme know and I'll gladly blank when submitted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153916&forum_id=2#37390531) |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 4:04 PM Author: Medicated yarmulke range I wish I still had my subtle flame twitter accounts. Get TSINAH to do it, lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153916&forum_id=2#37390548) |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 4:07 PM Author: walnut azn goyim Shouldn't be too tough ... Twitter handle with some history, maybe a LinkedIn with a bullshit consulting jerb or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153916&forum_id=2#37390566) |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 4:03 PM Author: Histrionic Corner Bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153916&forum_id=2#37390539) |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 4:10 PM Author: Diverse Community Account Station replace "love wins" with "love trumps hate" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153916&forum_id=2#37390594) |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 4:14 PM Author: walnut azn goyim I like it. I also want to make "Acceptance" into something like "And finally, acceptance" to get the reader to pause for the finale. I'll need to trim a bit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153916&forum_id=2#37390623) |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 4:18 PM Author: Galvanic Crackhouse Boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153916&forum_id=2#37390652) |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 4:20 PM Author: walnut azn goyim Revised draft v2
As clinical psychologists, we recognized the stages of grief, even from our homeowners' association. Denial: It's a phase. A 'normal' couple in their 60s doesn't just suddenly invite three young men to move in. Are they all having sex?!" Anger: "It's sick! And probably illegal!" Bargaining: "Can your new 'friends' (they refused to call them 'lovers' ... or 'family') at least refrain from public displays of affection during block parties?" Depression: "Kiss our property values goodbye." And finally, acceptance: "Love comes in all shapes, sizes, colors, creeds ... and quantities. Hate has no home here. Love trumps hate." |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 11:34 PM Author: Medicated yarmulke range Three is a bit strong. I think just 'two younger men' would be more palatable. younger has more sexual connotations also.
"Are they all having sex?!" also a little strong. Maybe - "What are their intentions?" |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 11:37 PM Author: walnut azn goyim Revised draft v3 As clinical psychologists, we recognized the stages of grief, even from our homeowners' association. Denial: It's a phase. A 'normal' couple in their 60s doesn't just suddenly invite two younger men to move in. What are their intentions?!" Anger: "It's sick! And probably illegal!" Bargaining: "Can your new 'friends' (they refused to call them 'lovers' ... or 'family') at least refrain from public displays of affection during block parties?" Depression: "Kiss our property values goodbye." And finally, acceptance: "Love comes in all shapes, sizes, colors, creeds ... and quantities. Hate has no home here. Love trumps hate." |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 11:41 PM Author: Medicated yarmulke range imho, reads much, much more believably. Not that libs aren't outstripping flame at record pace, just can't pile it on too thicc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153916&forum_id=2#37393203) |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 11:27 PM Author: costumed wagecucks plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153916&forum_id=2#37393130) |