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why the FUCK did Cohen not just turn on everyone to avoid jail time?

I dont get his allegiance to other people. he is literally ...
smoky rambunctious church
  12/12/18
He’ll be out in two years and get a book deal.
Vivacious Boltzmann Therapy
  12/12/18
he'll need to serve at least 2.5 years of his 36-mo sentence...
carnelian misanthropic boistinker
  12/12/18
TBF, he may get to serve part of the time in a halfway house...
Arousing slippery faggotry field
  12/12/18
dat tea
bistre fluffy center becky
  12/12/18
It's very likely that he and Trump engaged in so many fuckin...
Charismatic Pistol
  12/12/18
This.
Vivacious Boltzmann Therapy
  12/12/18
but they would have happily given him full immunity like the...
smoky rambunctious church
  12/12/18
Do they give full immunity to murderers? I think at some poi...
Charismatic Pistol
  12/12/18
in exchange for giving up the main target in an investigatio...
smoky rambunctious church
  12/12/18
doubt it, but even if so he'd need his lawyers to at least t...
Charismatic Pistol
  12/12/18
Trump did everything legally and he has nothing to trade. 1...
disgusting avocado pit hairy legs
  12/12/18
LOL, clearly.
Charismatic Pistol
  12/12/18
this is by far the most likely explanation i don't know h...
Plum irradiated selfie old irish cottage
  12/12/18
Date: December 12th, 2018 12:22 PM Author: THOT_RAVAGER ...
chestnut turdskin lodge
  12/12/18
(guy who does not think logically about stuff)
Plum irradiated selfie old irish cottage
  12/12/18
...
umber sick wagecucks parlour
  12/12/18
...
Vivacious Boltzmann Therapy
  12/12/18
it's the AIDS scrambling his brains, go easy on the lil guy
racy lime travel guidebook
  12/12/18
CR either Trump is the most honest billionaire since Ross...
maize digit ratio nibblets
  12/12/18
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umber sick wagecucks parlour
  12/12/18
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disgusting avocado pit hairy legs
  12/12/18
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Hairraiser Box Office
  12/12/18
3 years is nothing. he'll be 55 when he gets out and he has ...
carnelian misanthropic boistinker
  12/12/18
and even if he doesn't have money stashed away he'll definit...
bull headed yapping skinny woman really tough guy
  12/12/18
Cohen benefits?
Sapphire Pungent Public Bath
  12/12/18
If I recall, he supposedly has a whole bunch of non-trump re...
supple trailer park doctorate
  12/12/18
(only person ITT getting news from a source other than Fox o...
Splenetic Giraffe
  12/12/18
Odd case of a non-RAT Jew.
lake parlor mental disorder
  12/12/18
he tried to drag down Trump on his way to jail, but he just ...
maize digit ratio nibblets
  12/12/18
Wait he's not a rat? He fucking recorded and released his c...
ocher native associate
  12/12/18
His client is a 300 pound fuking monster rat so who cares
Charismatic Pistol
  12/12/18
Turns out he's the only one who committed any crimes though
diverse prole shrine
  12/12/18
Lmao
maize digit ratio nibblets
  12/12/18
He just ratted out Trump not any serious or dangerous people...
bistre fluffy center becky
  12/12/18
He rolled on Trump as much as possible. He met with Mueller...
Splenetic Giraffe
  12/12/18
Mueller interrogated him personally?
maize digit ratio nibblets
  12/12/18
(actual retard whose moniker refers to his iq)
bistre fluffy center becky
  12/12/18
A lot of the areas he was operating in are run by the easter...
vibrant offensive property puppy
  12/12/18
I don't understand the OP. He did turn on everyone, includin...
thirsty navy ratface hell
  12/12/18
(MAF supporter of felon president)
bistre fluffy center becky
  12/12/18


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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: smoky rambunctious church

I dont get his allegiance to other people. he is literally trading away his life, his family for nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37395412)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Vivacious Boltzmann Therapy

He’ll be out in two years and get a book deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37395429)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: carnelian misanthropic boistinker

he'll need to serve at least 2.5 years of his 36-mo sentence. anything less than that would require a presidential pardon or commutation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37395451)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: Arousing slippery faggotry field

TBF, he may get to serve part of the time in a halfway house, but honestly, Club Fed would probably be better than a halfway house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37395602)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: bistre fluffy center becky

dat tea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37395626)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Charismatic Pistol

It's very likely that he and Trump engaged in so many fucking crimes that if he went in and revealed 100% of all the unlawful shit he did, which is required by prosecutors if you want to cooperate, then he would be facing fucking 300 years in prison, so even with a reduction it would be jail for the rest of his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37395421)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Vivacious Boltzmann Therapy

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37395425)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: smoky rambunctious church

but they would have happily given him full immunity like they did to the Trump Co CFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37395430)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Charismatic Pistol

Do they give full immunity to murderers? I think at some point you have committed so many crimes they would be reluctant to let you off the hook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37395440)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: smoky rambunctious church

in exchange for giving up the main target in an investigation? any prosecutor would grant full immunity without any hesitation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37395484)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: Charismatic Pistol

doubt it, but even if so he'd need his lawyers to at least tell prosecuters what kind of stuff he would reveal.. he probably didnt even want to do that cause god alone knows all the illegal shit he did for trump.. very likely massive campaign finance, tax, banking, mail fraud, conspiracy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37395517)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: disgusting avocado pit hairy legs

Trump did everything legally and he has nothing to trade. 100% not flame. He could lie of course but he has nothing to back up the lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37395432)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Charismatic Pistol

LOL, clearly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37395446)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Plum irradiated selfie old irish cottage

this is by far the most likely explanation

i don't know how people can still think that drumpf is some sort of dirty crook with a trail of bodies and fraud behind him. if there was any sort of real dirt on trump, it would have come out already. these people are steering the entire enormous resources of the fedgov apparatus in an attempt to find something - anything - on trump - and they have come up with nothing other than paying off a porn star that he fucked

it really goes to show you just how little people actually *think* logically about this stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37395526)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: chestnut turdskin lodge

Date: December 12th, 2018 12:22 PM

Author: THOT_RAVAGER

this is by far the most likely explanation

i don't know how people can still think that drumpf is some sort of dirty crook with a trail of bodies and fraud behind him. if there was any sort of real dirt on trump, it would have come out already. these people are steering the entire enormous resources of the fedgov apparatus in an attempt to find something - anything - on trump - and they have come up with nothing other than paying off a porn star that he fucked

it really goes to show you just how little people actually *think* logically about this stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37395526)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37395536)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Plum irradiated selfie old irish cottage

(guy who does not think logically about stuff)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37395565)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: umber sick wagecucks parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37395619)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Vivacious Boltzmann Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37395720)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: racy lime travel guidebook

it's the AIDS scrambling his brains, go easy on the lil guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37398114)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: maize digit ratio nibblets

CR

either Trump is the most honest billionaire since Ross Perot, OR he's dirty as all hell but so fucking savvy and talented that not enough all the shitlibs horses and all the shitlibs men can find anything on him

either way it means he deserves to be president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37395579)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: umber sick wagecucks parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37395621)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: disgusting avocado pit hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37396370)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37397797)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: carnelian misanthropic boistinker

3 years is nothing. he'll be 55 when he gets out and he has millions stashed away. the alternative was much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37395437)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: bull headed yapping skinny woman really tough guy

and even if he doesn't have money stashed away he'll definitely write a book and make tons of money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37396397)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Sapphire Pungent Public Bath

Cohen benefits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37396415)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: supple trailer park doctorate

If I recall, he supposedly has a whole bunch of non-trump related business dealings with his in-laws and what not. I’m assuming he gave full cooperation on trump but didn’t agree to cooperate on every shady thing he did in his life that would implicate family and close friends. This would expllain the discrepqmcy between rhe special counsel’s position on his sentencing and that of the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37395629)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Splenetic Giraffe

(only person ITT getting news from a source other than Fox or Breitbart)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37397791)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: lake parlor mental disorder

Odd case of a non-RAT Jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37396386)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: maize digit ratio nibblets

he tried to drag down Trump on his way to jail, but he just doesn't have any dirt

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37397685)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: ocher native associate

Wait he's not a rat? He fucking recorded and released his client's calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37396445)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: Charismatic Pistol

His client is a 300 pound fuking monster rat so who cares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37397668)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: diverse prole shrine

Turns out he's the only one who committed any crimes though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37397671)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: maize digit ratio nibblets

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37397794)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: bistre fluffy center becky

He just ratted out Trump not any serious or dangerous people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37397802)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Splenetic Giraffe

He rolled on Trump as much as possible. He met with Mueller seven times for hours at a time. He had his lawyer go on TV and beg Mueller to let him cooperate. He pleaded guilty to lying to Congress and said the White House helped him craft the lying statement. He refused to roll on his crooked family/father in law and refused to commit to "full cooperation" i.e. telling the prosscum about crimes they didn't already have. Going back to June/July his concern was purportedly keeping his family out of jail and taking all the heat for the cab shenanigans himself.

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/19/father-in-law-of-trump-lawyer-michael-cohen-loaned-millions-to-cab-mogul.html

https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/29/politics/michael-cohen-is-resigned-to-going-to-prison-to-protect-his-family/index.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37397824)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: maize digit ratio nibblets

Mueller interrogated him personally?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37397828)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: bistre fluffy center becky

(actual retard whose moniker refers to his iq)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37397835)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: vibrant offensive property puppy

A lot of the areas he was operating in are run by the eastern euro/russian mobs. NYC taxi medallions in particular are known for as a money laundering conduit for eastern europeans

Cohen decided that 3 years in the clink was better than crossing a bunch of violent Russians/Ukranians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37397848)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: thirsty navy ratface hell

I don't understand the OP. He did turn on everyone, including his client who is the POTUS. He helped SDNY and Mueller craft ridiculous plea agreements that are meant to implicate Trump in crimes. He agreed to plea to lying to Congress over a non-consequential Muh Russia statement.

He was interviewed by Mueller for over 70 hours, lmao. Lol it you don't think he threw every other Trump person possible under the bus.

The entire thing is an embarrassing fiasco. Our Justice Department operates by ginning up process crimes and threatening family members so they can create testimony and build political cases out of nothing. Libs are disgrace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37397873)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: bistre fluffy center becky

(MAF supporter of felon president)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154549&forum_id=2#37397894)