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Poll: Would you go to prison for 3 years in exchange for $5 million?

You have the opportunity to commit crimes, and stash the $5 ...
bisexual legend
  12/12/18
No.
burgundy cuckold ladyboy
  12/12/18
Maybe. Depends on the prison.
dashing amethyst native reading party
  12/12/18
roll the dice, homie
wild mischievous marketing idea step-uncle's house
  12/12/18
The prison is randomly selected. Could be any prison in Amer...
bisexual legend
  12/12/18
i'll pass
dashing amethyst native reading party
  12/12/18
Ok. What if it was $10 million?
bisexual legend
  12/12/18
ok. i'm in.
dashing amethyst native reading party
  12/12/18
Pass.
Lemon excitant sanctuary love of her life
  12/12/18
Never. If it were limited to minimum security federal prison...
Supple claret twinkling uncleanness
  12/12/18
that's more than I will make in my lifetime at the current r...
wild mischievous marketing idea step-uncle's house
  12/12/18
...
Rose Well-lubricated Plaza
  12/12/18
100% yes, even at 5'9" Get ripped, be a virtual mute...
chest-beating tanning salon chad
  12/12/18
So you make hypo threads now? In three more years you’...
Lemon excitant sanctuary love of her life
  12/12/18
no
Ruddy bearded famous landscape painting boiling water
  12/12/18
Having to launder it after the fact and deal with the stress...
Dull self-centered spot old irish cottage
  12/12/18
Fuck no. Unless I could serve it in 6-mnth terms
glassy swollen trump supporter
  12/12/18
hell yes. spend 3 years getting shredded, reading 6 hours a ...
aromatic nudist theatre lettuce
  12/12/18


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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: bisexual legend

You have the opportunity to commit crimes, and stash the $5 million proceeds in a way for them to be untraceable and retrievable when you get out. But you will be convicted and sentenced to 3 years in prison. No parole or getting out early. But when you get out you will have your $5 million, and presumably will have to launder it.

Do you take the deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154559&forum_id=2#37395508)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: burgundy cuckold ladyboy

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154559&forum_id=2#37395527)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: dashing amethyst native reading party

Maybe. Depends on the prison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154559&forum_id=2#37395533)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: wild mischievous marketing idea step-uncle's house

roll the dice, homie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154559&forum_id=2#37395540)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: bisexual legend

The prison is randomly selected. Could be any prison in America in any state.

But you will get flown back to your home for free when it’s over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154559&forum_id=2#37395553)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: dashing amethyst native reading party

i'll pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154559&forum_id=2#37395557)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: bisexual legend

Ok. What if it was $10 million?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154559&forum_id=2#37395561)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: dashing amethyst native reading party

ok. i'm in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154559&forum_id=2#37395785)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Lemon excitant sanctuary love of her life

Pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154559&forum_id=2#37395786)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Supple claret twinkling uncleanness

Never. If it were limited to minimum security federal prisons, then absolutely. Otherwise, it's too risky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154559&forum_id=2#37395810)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: wild mischievous marketing idea step-uncle's house

that's more than I will make in my lifetime at the current rate, so sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154559&forum_id=2#37395535)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Rose Well-lubricated Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154559&forum_id=2#37395539)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: chest-beating tanning salon chad

100% yes, even at 5'9"

Get ripped, be a virtual mute, no drugs or gambling and I think I suvive ok

3 years is not that long to never have to work again

Edit: missed the part about laundering the money. Hard pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154559&forum_id=2#37395782)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: Lemon excitant sanctuary love of her life

So you make hypo threads now? In three more years you’ll be rating poasters as notorious cucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154559&forum_id=2#37395793)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Ruddy bearded famous landscape painting boiling water

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154559&forum_id=2#37395796)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Dull self-centered spot old irish cottage

Having to launder it after the fact and deal with the stress of committing new crimes even after a prison sentence? Lol no. Would be a more interesting hypo if you just got clean money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154559&forum_id=2#37395800)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: glassy swollen trump supporter

Fuck no. Unless I could serve it in 6-mnth terms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154559&forum_id=2#37395804)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: aromatic nudist theatre lettuce

hell yes. spend 3 years getting shredded, reading 6 hours a day, taking art/coding/woodshop/other bs classes all on the government dime. good cleanse from toxins like alcohol and social media too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154559&forum_id=2#37395865)