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Fired an associate at reviews, told her not to come in, still comes in everyday

tbf, said she doesn't have to come in and should focus on lo...
Canary impressive filthpig set
  12/18/18
What else is she going to do? Probably using firm computer t...
green soul-stirring yarmulke
  12/19/18
If she is smart she will also download firm forms and brief...
citrine heady dilemma
  12/19/18
Can we get her to post here so we can put her in touch with ...
coiffed sneaky criminal halford
  12/19/18
Haha well I don't think a PI firm has much use for first-yea...
citrine heady dilemma
  12/19/18
Why did you fire her?
brass office cuckold
  12/18/18
cq
Racy bipolar stag film
  12/18/18
Because I was tasked with doing reviews (shit rolls down hil...
Canary impressive filthpig set
  12/18/18
Why does she get 4 months of severance? Why not pull her off...
Fear-inspiring cruise ship nibblets
  12/18/18
Biglaw is more genteel than that, at least non-Latham biglaw...
Canary impressive filthpig set
  12/18/18
How did she get the job? Diversity?
Aggressive zombie-like telephone trump supporter
  12/18/18
HLS + clerkship got her the job. To answer XO's next burning...
Canary impressive filthpig set
  12/18/18
AA admit?
Overrated Casino
  12/18/18
What does retarded mean in this context? Like she took 4 hou...
brass office cuckold
  12/18/18
i assume it has to be a lot worse than that if this is not f...
talented nubile rehab french chef
  12/18/18
No. Taking 4 hours is often a plus. Means she couldn't do ev...
Canary impressive filthpig set
  12/18/18
ESL?
anal orchestra pit electric furnace
  12/18/18
Seems unlikely but couldn't say for certain.
Canary impressive filthpig set
  12/18/18
ethnicity?
submissive senate sound barrier
  12/18/18
latinx.
White National
  12/18/18
If some partner I never did any work for tried to give me my...
deep market
  12/18/18
ARPHA
Racy bipolar stag film
  12/18/18
level of firm? NYC?
Racy bipolar stag film
  12/18/18
Wachtell's Houston office
Canary impressive filthpig set
  12/18/18
What would you have done if she wanted six months of severan...
Big Masturbator
  12/18/18
Told her no Roughly 1800 but mostly because people stoppe...
Canary impressive filthpig set
  12/18/18
jesus 86'ing someone one year out of clerkship? was she tech...
Racy bipolar stag film
  12/18/18
Yea seems kinda harsh. I was a bad first year. Takes a few y...
Big Masturbator
  12/18/18
Do you even remember 2008?
Marvelous boistinker
  12/19/18
Yeah. She spent the last couple months doing CLE presentatio...
Canary impressive filthpig set
  12/18/18
can't just have her do doc review or whatever the corporate ...
talented nubile rehab french chef
  12/18/18
Not up to me, but most first level doc review is outsourced ...
Canary impressive filthpig set
  12/18/18
really hard to understand how she could have made it through...
Racy bipolar stag film
  12/18/18
Basically all prestigious law grads are retard now
Adventurous orange tanning salon
  12/18/18
seems like a probable exaggeration
Racy bipolar stag film
  12/18/18
You'd think so. Shit happens, I guess.
Canary impressive filthpig set
  12/18/18
She knows the firm is too pussy to actually have her physica...
Adventurous orange tanning salon
  12/18/18
firing her after one year and she billed 1800? assholes.
Cerebral public bath boltzmann
  12/18/18
In fairness, the 1800 includes all recordables (I.e., CLE pr...
Canary impressive filthpig set
  12/18/18
CLE prep isn't billable. How many actual billables?
outnumbered indirect expression site
  12/19/18
Assuming 2 weeks of vacation, that's only 36 hours a week. H...
Apoplectic Bbw Puppy
  12/19/18
How did she react to the news
Big Masturbator
  12/18/18
Stone faced. Which I appreciated because I was worried she w...
Canary impressive filthpig set
  12/18/18
How did you break the news to her Were you the helpful m...
Big Masturbator
  12/18/18
Closer to the former. I didn't tell her how insanely awful h...
Canary impressive filthpig set
  12/18/18
Were the reviews fair or were the partners acting whiny as t...
Big Masturbator
  12/18/18
Couldn't say for sure, but they were universally bad. That's...
Canary impressive filthpig set
  12/18/18
partners won't put the really bitch stuff in the actual revi...
talented nubile rehab french chef
  12/18/18
I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
supple garnet rigor pit
  12/18/18
...
coiffed sneaky criminal halford
  12/19/18
What is the problem here unless she is making trouble in the...
Irradiated locus boiling water
  12/18/18
she could do it from her apartment. reality is that she'd p...
Odious plaza
  12/18/18
jfc
Dull beady-eyed abode
  12/19/18
Very sad. She just doesn’t want her coworkers to know ...
disturbing community account
  12/18/18
Is she hot
honey-headed 180 stock car
  12/18/18
Nope. After all, this is biglaw.
Canary impressive filthpig set
  12/18/18
you assholeeeee!!!!!!!!! this is my life!! plus, I just lov...
floppy psychic
  12/18/18
https://www.susmangodfrey.com/attorneys/elizabeth-hadaway/ ...
Lake Affirmative Action Ladyboy
  12/18/18
...
Racy bipolar stag film
  12/18/18
I would impregnate
Odious plaza
  12/18/18
Would not kick her out of bed, but looks like she just start...
Excitant buff resort brethren
  12/18/18
She would be in year 1 with year ~3-4 analytical expectation...
Lake Affirmative Action Ladyboy
  12/18/18
Doesn't seem right. Graduated 2015. Two year skadden puts he...
Excitant buff resort brethren
  12/18/18
...
concupiscible lay wagecucks
  12/18/18
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flirting locale gaping
  12/19/18
how do you know she's the one?
Boyish insane pozpig quadroon
  12/19/18
She isn't, of course. It was just an excuse to post a hot a...
flirting locale gaping
  12/19/18
And I salute him for it
Titillating native
  12/21/18
This is possibly the most generic bio opener I've ver seen: ...
green soul-stirring yarmulke
  12/19/18
...
flirting locale gaping
  12/19/18
I once asked a 2L during OCI what area of law she was inter...
Purple stimulating codepig chapel
  12/19/18
Well, do u have a regulatory practice or maybe lobbying???
Crystalline Windowlicker
  12/21/18
Yeah lol. Didn't want to tie herself down, i guess.
Cheese-eating state pisswyrm
  12/19/18
Very prestigious young woman.
citrine heady dilemma
  12/19/18
Honestly, it is sad she'll probably have 1-2 kids tops.
flirting locale gaping
  12/19/18
Oh! You mean she should have more, right? To compete with ...
citrine heady dilemma
  12/19/18
tcr
flirting locale gaping
  12/19/18
Yes. My initial reaction was I would like to breed with this...
Odious plaza
  12/19/18
Weird outfit
coiffed sneaky criminal halford
  12/19/18
Damn. Beautiful. I feel like there's a portrait of some iden...
Charismatic spot
  12/19/18
I love that career trajectory: SKADDEN FELLOWSHIP HELPING CH...
Boyish insane pozpig quadroon
  12/19/18
Reminder: https://m.imgur.com/HHuYBH7
Titillating native
  12/19/18
WHAT IS LOVE? BABY DON'T HURT ME
supple garnet rigor pit
  12/18/18
This is pretty stupid. Big law work is not that hard. If you...
Light Double Fault Main People
  12/18/18
probably true at random V100 milbank style firm but if she's...
concupiscible lay wagecucks
  12/19/18
you think OP is at Susman?
outnumbered indirect expression site
  12/19/18
after a clerkship and law school it’s not unreasonable...
sick antidepressant drug
  12/19/18
Complete chickenshit to have a partner who doesn't even know...
green soul-stirring yarmulke
  12/19/18
Tbf, op isn’t a real partner
coiffed sneaky criminal halford
  12/19/18
...
deep market
  12/19/18
Damn. Was she in a very demanding group? My mentee got shit ...
Charismatic spot
  12/19/18
...
Dull beady-eyed abode
  12/19/18
How can someone at HLS not do basic legal writing and resear...
black contagious haunted graveyard
  12/19/18
law school doesn't teach you either or anything
outnumbered indirect expression site
  12/19/18
...
galvanic fortuitous meteor
  12/19/18
they don't even give them like a basic "this is how you...
deep market
  12/21/18
I’ve always heard that if the try to fire you you can ...
Chocolate church
  12/19/18
Doing due diligence for dat discrimination suit
orchid cuck giraffe
  12/19/18
you're pretty self absorbed to think "you" fired h...
hateful azn
  12/19/18
OP was just a grocery clerk sent to collect a bill
deep market
  12/20/18
Is she still coming in?
Charismatic spot
  12/21/18


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Date: December 18th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: Canary impressive filthpig set

tbf, said she doesn't have to come in and should focus on looking for a new Jerb. And yes, she knows she's dun here, we told her she gets paid for the next four months and that's it. What the fuck is wrong with her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430141)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: green soul-stirring yarmulke

What else is she going to do? Probably using firm computer to search for a job. Seems like as good a use of her time as any

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37432706)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: citrine heady dilemma

If she is smart she will also download firm forms and briefs and manuals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37432727)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: coiffed sneaky criminal halford

Can we get her to post here so we can put her in touch with cslg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37432813)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: citrine heady dilemma

Haha well I don't think a PI firm has much use for first-year biglaw training manuals and transactional forms ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37432880)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: brass office cuckold

Why did you fire her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430172)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: Racy bipolar stag film

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430184)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: Canary impressive filthpig set

Because I was tasked with doing reviews (shit rolls down hill and I'm a baby partner). Not a single person would work with her because she is apparently, despite her HLS degree and prestigious clerkship, legit retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430190)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring cruise ship nibblets

Why does she get 4 months of severance? Why not pull her office and give it to a paralegal or an intern?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430206)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: Canary impressive filthpig set

Biglaw is more genteel than that, at least non-Latham biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430213)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: Aggressive zombie-like telephone trump supporter

How did she get the job? Diversity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430215)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Canary impressive filthpig set

HLS + clerkship got her the job. To answer XO's next burning question, she is not black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430229)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Overrated Casino

AA admit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430218)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: brass office cuckold

What does retarded mean in this context? Like she took 4 hours to do a memo that you could do in 3 hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430247)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: talented nubile rehab french chef

i assume it has to be a lot worse than that if this is not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430256)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Canary impressive filthpig set

No. Taking 4 hours is often a plus. Means she couldn't do even basic legal analysis, write coherently, or draft a subpoena that even a mildly experienced shitlaw paralegal could handle. At least that's what her reviews indicate. I didn't work with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430258)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: anal orchestra pit electric furnace

ESL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430332)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: Canary impressive filthpig set

Seems unlikely but couldn't say for certain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430393)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: submissive senate sound barrier

ethnicity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430416)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:09 PM
Author: White National

latinx.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430554)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: deep market

If some partner I never did any work for tried to give me my review and fire me, I'd tell them to fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430620)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Racy bipolar stag film

ARPHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430622)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: Racy bipolar stag film

level of firm? NYC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430235)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Canary impressive filthpig set

Wachtell's Houston office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430243)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Big Masturbator

What would you have done if she wanted six months of severance

How many hours did she bill for the year

What year was she

No doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430241)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Canary impressive filthpig set

Told her no

Roughly 1800 but mostly because people stopped giving her work.

First year out of her clerkship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430251)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Racy bipolar stag film

jesus 86'ing someone one year out of clerkship? was she technically there 15-18 months after starting aug-oct after her clerkship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430257)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Big Masturbator

Yea seems kinda harsh. I was a bad first year. Takes a few years to figure things out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430263)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 6:48 AM
Author: Marvelous boistinker

Do you even remember 2008?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37431819)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Canary impressive filthpig set

Yeah. She spent the last couple months doing CLE presentations and shit. It was bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430264)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: talented nubile rehab french chef

can't just have her do doc review or whatever the corporate equiv is? shes pretty junior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430267)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Canary impressive filthpig set

Not up to me, but most first level doc review is outsourced if not done by staff attys these days. Besides, with her creds, some other firm will hire her ASAP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430282)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Racy bipolar stag film

really hard to understand how she could have made it through a clerkship if she was that bad. my judge had to fire someone the year before me (and wasn't the kind of ridiculous judge who'd actually done this before or regularly like kozinski or schendlen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430276)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Adventurous orange tanning salon

Basically all prestigious law grads are retard now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430285)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: Racy bipolar stag film

seems like a probable exaggeration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430290)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: Canary impressive filthpig set

You'd think so. Shit happens, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430288)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Adventurous orange tanning salon

She knows the firm is too pussy to actually have her physically removed from the building and if she keeps showing up after 4 months she'll keep working and getting paid through at least 2021

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430252)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Cerebral public bath boltzmann

firing her after one year and she billed 1800? assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430269)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: Canary impressive filthpig set

In fairness, the 1800 includes all recordables (I.e., CLE prep etc). But yeah, biglaw often sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430324)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: outnumbered indirect expression site

CLE prep isn't billable. How many actual billables?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37433212)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Apoplectic Bbw Puppy

Assuming 2 weeks of vacation, that's only 36 hours a week. How is 1800 hours a good thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37432873)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: Big Masturbator

How did she react to the news



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430291)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: Canary impressive filthpig set

Stone faced. Which I appreciated because I was worried she would cry or some shit. Given she was taken off (or fired off) all her cases a few months ago, she had to figure it was coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430310)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: Big Masturbator

How did you break the news to her

Were you the helpful mentor, you’ll land on your feet somewhere. Or were you stern, as you often must be with young women these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430329)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:29 PM
Author: Canary impressive filthpig set

Closer to the former. I didn't tell her how insanely awful her reviews were but told her it just wasnt working out etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430360)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:36 PM
Author: Big Masturbator

Were the reviews fair or were the partners acting whiny as they’re wont to do? (No offense)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430407)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:57 PM
Author: Canary impressive filthpig set

Couldn't say for sure, but they were universally bad. That's pretty rare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430499)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: talented nubile rehab french chef

partners won't put the really bitch stuff in the actual review unless they want the person canned.

i actually once had a partner tell me the bitchy stuff orally in a review but he made it clear he didnt want it on the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430528)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: supple garnet rigor pit

I live my life a quarter mile at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430489)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: coiffed sneaky criminal halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37432657)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Irradiated locus boiling water

What is the problem here unless she is making trouble in the office? She is probably looking for jerbs from her desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430518)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:10 PM
Author: Odious plaza

she could do it from her apartment. reality is that she'd probably get isolated and depressed if she stayed in her apartment and her days would probably lose structure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430561)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: Dull beady-eyed abode

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37437379)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: disturbing community account

Very sad. She just doesn’t want her coworkers to know so she keeps up appearances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430572)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: honey-headed 180 stock car

Is she hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430602)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:38 PM
Author: Canary impressive filthpig set

Nope. After all, this is biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430701)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: floppy psychic

you assholeeeee!!!!!!!!! this is my life!!

plus, I just love the vibe in the office halls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430618)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:38 PM
Author: Lake Affirmative Action Ladyboy

https://www.susmangodfrey.com/attorneys/elizabeth-hadaway/

This is the fired associate FYI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430702)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Racy bipolar stag film
Subject: Cr



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430709)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: Odious plaza

I would impregnate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430715)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: Excitant buff resort brethren

Would not kick her out of bed, but looks like she just started given two year skadden fellowship and clerkship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430719)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Lake Affirmative Action Ladyboy

She would be in year 1 with year ~3-4 analytical expectations and she didn't maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430725)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Excitant buff resort brethren

Doesn't seem right. Graduated 2015. Two year skadden puts her into mid-2017, at least. Then a one year clerkship puts her into mid-2018 before she starts at a firm even without taking any time off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430738)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: concupiscible lay wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37431097)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: flirting locale gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37431180)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 1:32 AM
Author: Boyish insane pozpig quadroon

how do you know she's the one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37431424)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: flirting locale gaping

She isn't, of course. It was just an excuse to post a hot associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37432589)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Titillating native

And I salute him for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37448521)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: green soul-stirring yarmulke

This is possibly the most generic bio opener I've ver seen: "Ms. Hadaway represents plaintiffs and defendants in civil litigation in state and federal court. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37432694)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 10:58 AM
Author: flirting locale gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37432722)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Purple stimulating codepig chapel

I once asked a 2L during OCI what area of law she was interested in. She said, “I’m probably most interested in transactional and litigation.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37435942)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Crystalline Windowlicker

Well, do u have a regulatory practice or maybe lobbying???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37448549)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: Cheese-eating state pisswyrm

Yeah lol. Didn't want to tie herself down, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37436054)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: citrine heady dilemma

Very prestigious young woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37432736)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: flirting locale gaping

Honestly, it is sad she'll probably have 1-2 kids tops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37432739)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: citrine heady dilemma

Oh! You mean she should have more, right? To compete with all the regular folks having 5-6 kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37433235)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: flirting locale gaping

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37434935)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: Odious plaza

Yes. My initial reaction was I would like to breed with this woman many many times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37436311)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: coiffed sneaky criminal halford

Weird outfit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37432808)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Charismatic spot

Damn. Beautiful. I feel like there's a portrait of some identically looking woman in some run-down slave plantation mansion in the deep South.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37433047)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Boyish insane pozpig quadroon

I love that career trajectory: SKADDEN FELLOWSHIP HELPING CHILDREN -> NOPES OUT OF PUBLIC INTEREST -> LAW FIRM KNOWN FOR MAKING MAXIMUM $$$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37433064)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: Titillating native

Reminder:

https://m.imgur.com/HHuYBH7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37436266)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: supple garnet rigor pit

WHAT IS LOVE?

BABY DON'T HURT ME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37430750)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Light Double Fault Main People

This is pretty stupid. Big law work is not that hard. If you can't get a HLS grad to do it then that's your douche partners failure - not this girl.

At least give her 2 years to figure it out. So dumb when partners expect kids who just spent 3 years on Harry Potter criminal law hypos are then supposed to waltz in and hit the ground running on litigating defaulted loans secured by pharmaceutical IP or whatever boring shit you do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37431093)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 12:00 AM
Author: concupiscible lay wagecucks

probably true at random V100 milbank style firm but if she's actualy at S&G it makes sense for them to toughlove drop her ass if she wasn't cutting it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37431101)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: outnumbered indirect expression site

you think OP is at Susman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37433234)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 6:46 AM
Author: sick antidepressant drug

after a clerkship and law school it’s not unreasonable to expect a junior associate to be able to write a brief or write memos about issues in cases. responding to discovery requests and other random lit stuff i can understand needing coaching

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37431817)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: green soul-stirring yarmulke

Complete chickenshit to have a partner who doesn't even know her drop this news

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37432690)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: coiffed sneaky criminal halford

Tbf, op isn’t a real partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37432698)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: deep market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37432824)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Charismatic spot

Damn. Was she in a very demanding group? My mentee got shit canned after 1 yr at her firm but the dept was notorious for only hiring no junior than mid-levels, but decided to give her a shot. From the start, it was a losing battle.

Also from experience, partners are shitty at giving instructions. Do what they ask, and they yell at you for not going beyond that. Go beyond, and they yell at you for going off the reservation. Fuck that. "Why can't you read my mind?!" I don't know asshole, prbly because you're autistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37432797)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 11:43 PM
Author: Dull beady-eyed abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37437372)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: black contagious haunted graveyard

How can someone at HLS not do basic legal writing and research? Seems like that should be a gimme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37433221)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: outnumbered indirect expression site

law school doesn't teach you either or anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37433240)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: galvanic fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37436293)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: deep market

they don't even give them like a basic "this is how you write a memo and a brief" type of legal writing course?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37446599)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: Chocolate church

I’ve always heard that if the try to fire you you can just keep showing up and they won’t make you leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37434793)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: orchid cuck giraffe

Doing due diligence for dat discrimination suit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37435789)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 11:46 PM
Author: hateful azn

you're pretty self absorbed to think "you" fired her. a baby partner in big law does not make those kinds of decisions unless you're being very generous with the term "big law"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37437381)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 7:23 AM
Author: deep market

OP was just a grocery clerk sent to collect a bill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37438358)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: Charismatic spot

Is she still coming in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158595&forum_id=2#37446353)