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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:37 PM Author: Carnelian tanning salon death wish
Eww, it's warm and humid in Miami. Time to go someplace cold!
Delta offers direct service from Miami to Reykjavik, Iceland - only 11.5 hours. We land in KEF and check into our Nordic minimalist AirBnB
https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/5654460
First day in Iceland we visit the Phallological Museum, which is the only dedicated penis museum in the world, full of penises of many different animals.
https://phallus.is/en/
We also take a Puffin Tour of the harbor, viewing puffins in their natural habitat
https://www.hakaimagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/on-rock-puffin-forecast.jpg
Second day in KEF we do the "Golden Circle" tour, seeing the most popular natural sights near the capital, including a geyser, a waterfall, and the outdoor location of Iceland's original legislative assembly
https://d3hne3c382ip58.cloudfront.net/resized/750x420/golden-circle-classic-tour-tour-2-352863_1541159970.JPG
but it's still not fucking cold enough for us, we need to shake off the lingering Miami warmth. So we are taking a trip to Nuuk, the capital of Greeland!
https://www.hurtigruten.co.uk/globalassets/photos/excursions/explorer/greenland/nuuk-city-tour/2500x1250_29_nuuk-7571_thomas-haltner.jpg
It's a 3.5 hour flight and once we get to Nuuk we find out there is nothing at all to do there. But now we can say we saw Greenland. And it is fucking cold there.
The red building here is their national cathedral:
https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/08/a9/8f/e1/nuuk-cathedral.jpg
This is their national art museum:
https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/0a/6a/41/b0/nuuk-art-museum.jpg
You stay overnight in this hotel:
https://tinyurl.com/y8f2md7u
OK, one night in Nuuk is enough. We fly back to Reykjavik, and then it's 12 hours back to Miami.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158616&forum_id=2#37430694)
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Date: December 19th, 2018 7:21 AM Author: Carnelian tanning salon death wish
You wonder: what is on the opposite side of the world from Duck Key, FL? You look it up on an antipode map, and it turns out the other side of the world from Duck Key is a desolate patch of the Indian Ocean, near the west coast of Australia. Actually kind of close to where Malaysia Airlines 370 disappeared. One of the closest major cities is Perth, Australia.
So you drive to Miami and catch a trans-Atlantic flight to London. At London's Heathrow Airport, you climb on board one of the longest regularly scheduled passenger flights in the world, Qantas's direct flight from London to Perth!
The entire thing happens on a Qantas 787 Dreamliner:
http://www.traveller.com.au/content/dam/images/g/z/2/8/3/r/image.gallery.galleryLandscape.620x414.gz286i.png/1508729607136.jpg
you'll be sitting in one of these economy seats for a whopping 17+ hours
http://www.traveller.com.au/content/dam/images/g/z/2/8/3/x/image.gallery.galleryLandscape.620x414.gz286i.png/1508729607136.jpg
A lot of the flight is over Iran:
https://www.anna.aero/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/QF-route.png
Perth, Australia has a surprisingly cool skyline for such a relatively obscure city
https://femina.wwmindia.com/content/2018/mar/perth-australia_1520393752.jpg
Perth is, sadly, not that touristy. Not a ton of great attractions. There's a statue of one member of AC/DC. There's an old prison. And there's an art museum that is closed for renovations until 2020. There are some great beaches allegedly and the Freemantle Farmers Market is said to be legendary as far as Austrialian Farmers Markets go. The real attraction was that flight anyway!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158616&forum_id=2#37431895) |
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Date: December 19th, 2018 7:40 AM Author: Carnelian tanning salon death wish
You're just strolling on the National Mall one Sunday, when a man walks up and taps you on the shoulder.
"Mississippi Tag! You're it!" he says.
"Pardon me?", you ask.
"Mississippi Tag. Now you have to go travel to the banks of the Mississippi River, then come back to DC and tag somebody else. They will then have to go see the Missisippi River and tag a person. And if you don't do it this week, you die."
With this dire warning, you go home, take out your Rand McNally atlas, and begin planning.
The fastest way to the Mississippi River, you figure, is to take I-70 east. It will be about 12 hours of driving to East Saint Louis, MO, where you an see the river and fend off this Mississippi Tag curse.
So you get in your car, you get onto the Beltway, and you take it to I-270. Then you head west.
Some places you pass, without stopping much, are:
Rockville, MD
Gaithersburg, MD
Frederick, MD
Hagerstown, MD
you see some cool cliffs along the highway in Western Maryland - http://www.eastcoastroads.com/states/md/mdinter/i68/front.jpg
Cumberland, MD
Wheeling, WV
Zanesville, OH
After driving for 7 straight hours, you are tired and it is late. You check into a motel in Columbus, Ohio.
In the morning, you wake up refreshed and head into Dayton. You can't leave Dayton without visiting the Museum of the Air Force.
https://tinyurl.com/y7pm8smh
From Dayton it's a 2 hour drive to Indianapolis. The last major city between here and East St. Louis.
https://venturebeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/monumentcircle.jpg
From Indy you drive 4 hours straight through some of the most boring parts of Indiana and Illinois. Finally, you arrive in East St. Louis, the suburb on the Illinois side of the Mississippi River from the real St. Louis.
Did I mention that East St. Louis is one of the worst ghettos in the USA?
https://walkoverstates.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/100510-east-st-louis-to-st-louis-029.jpg
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6282/2506/1600/esl28.jpg
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2013/11/20/us/STLOUIS/STLOUIS-videoSixteenByNine1050.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/60/80/6f/60806f6c690bae1d95c2a3308b2803f0.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/92/51/1b/92511b06df47506dc9559e6b3aae98f6.jpg
East St. Louis is a slum, and it’s falling apart. It was once a large industrial suburb, but today much of it is abandoned and falling apart. The 40,000 people who still live here are terrorized by roving gangs.
Here’s a playground that nobody feels safe taking their kids to:
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/120725062643-embed-america-east-st-louis-schools-story-top.jpg
Still, life goes on. You notice a man fishing for catfish on the side of the river, with the real St. Louis on the other side:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c8/af/d0/c8afd083455307d01f626e085b3c9b89--blue-catfish-tuesday-afternoon.jpg
You go over to the guy catching the catfish, and you dip your little toe into the river. Now, you need to drive back to DC and put the Mississippi Tag curse on somebody else!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4158616&forum_id=2#37431922) |
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