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Whoa, they found Jayme Closs alive

https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/2019/01/10/jayme-closs-f...
Wild old irish cottage address
  01/10/19
She did it to be with her balding 37 year old bf.
territorial diverse university
  01/10/19
Occam’s razor...
excitant jet skinny woman
  01/10/19
almost certainly, but women are "crying" on Twitte...
exhilarant high-end quadroon
  01/10/19
Wow
french degenerate new version
  01/10/19
She ran up to a woman walking a dog screaming for help that ...
Appetizing amethyst psychic
  01/10/19
...
dull curious area
  01/10/19
THIS is the most bizarre news of the month I can't believe t...
confused bearded home
  01/11/19
I assumed it was Somali moslims because the parents worked w...
vigorous church
  01/11/19
Seems like it would be hard to pull off for a Somali. This s...
Stirring Principal's Office Dog Poop
  01/11/19
they just showed the perp's pic. Literally a short, bald cum...
vigorous church
  01/11/19
looks like a poaster, anyone heard from prince tp since the ...
Floppy Frum Nibblets
  01/11/19
and of course he’s 5’9” all adult males...
Electric cuckold
  01/11/19
the image shows he's significantly taller than 5'9
wine geriatric resort
  01/11/19
she may be the suspect
wine geriatric resort
  01/11/19
yeah, except that the story I read said they arrested someon...
Misunderstood Pink Travel Guidebook Spot
  01/11/19
This sentence doesn't exclude the possibility of Jayme being...
wine geriatric resort
  01/11/19
Heh.
Stimulating puce genital piercing
  01/11/19
Will the person who found her get the $50k reward?
Impressive Haunted Graveyard Forum
  01/11/19
She was with her lover. He agreed to do this because life...
sienna gaped garrison
  01/11/19
if you're alleging the suspect and "her lover" are...
wine geriatric resort
  01/11/19
Care to explain?
sienna gaped garrison
  01/11/19
look at a photo of the suspect. he's incel
wine geriatric resort
  01/11/19
Just who do you think these little cock teases focus on when...
sienna gaped garrison
  01/11/19
What evidence do you have to support this theory?
Snowy Friendly Grandma Hominid
  01/11/19
human history and, oddly enough, the same evidence Wilbur re...
sienna gaped garrison
  01/11/19
I agree. She is involved somehow. She may have been talking ...
Stirring Principal's Office Dog Poop
  01/11/19
He looks like the salutarian at my law center.
Fragrant Copper Athletic Conference Goyim
  01/11/19
Nice photto, very pretty lady
Spectacular cerise prole
  01/11/19
love how we're all gonna ignore the obvious: he raped the fu...
umber galvanic parlor filthpig
  01/11/19
Sounds like she was being held in a remote cabin and was fou...
Snowy Friendly Grandma Hominid
  01/11/19
...
Maize Vengeful Circlehead
  01/11/19
she kidnapped herself dude
Olive contagious cruise ship volcanic crater
  01/11/19
that greedy bitch!
lascivious shitlib
  01/11/19
1) that picture they keep showing of her is very offputting ...
Soul-stirring partner stage
  01/11/19
Your (non-political) poasting is very good lately
Stirring Principal's Office Dog Poop
  01/11/19
I know, right...this fucking cop has visions of running for ...
Misunderstood Pink Travel Guidebook Spot
  01/11/19
sounds like a white dude: https://www.yahoo.com/gma/21-ol...
Misunderstood Pink Travel Guidebook Spot
  01/11/19
there's not a ton of somalis named "jake thomas patters...
Soul-stirring partner stage
  01/11/19
she probably got pissed off when her BF asked if they really...
Charismatic Citrine Market Multi-billionaire
  01/11/19
...
navy multi-colored idiot crackhouse
  01/11/19
Whole E shit my wife gets the same way
concupiscible bronze step-uncle's house
  01/11/19
...
sienna gaped garrison
  01/11/19
how many times a day was he fucking her? odds shes preggo wi...
Glittery gay stead sandwich
  01/11/19
over the 88-day period it decreased from 5x to maybe every o...
exhilarant high-end quadroon
  01/11/19
pregnant?
Glittery gay stead sandwich
  01/11/19
Almost certainly if she wasn't on the pill.
exhilarant high-end quadroon
  01/11/19
peak experience
Glittery gay stead sandwich
  01/11/19
His life is going downhill fast. Good few months of sexy in...
exhilarant high-end quadroon
  01/11/19
he's got a kid now tho
Glittery gay stead sandwich
  01/11/19
Imagine the torture of your sister being a cute cheerleader ...
exhilarant high-end quadroon
  01/11/19
his murder spree was his self care.
Glittery gay stead sandwich
  01/11/19
you: poast
Misunderstood Pink Travel Guidebook Spot
  01/11/19
, with my colon mostly intact.
exhilarant high-end quadroon
  01/11/19
teen spirit
Cyan apoplectic business firm
  01/11/19
Balding at 21. He weighed up his options. https://previe...
brass low-t gaping
  01/11/19
Killed her parents and then blamed it on her chubby incel ne...
Big obsidian pit
  01/11/19
based on how unattractive closs is this was almost certainly...
pale chapel trust fund
  01/11/19
No need to be rude
wine geriatric resort
  01/11/19
i felt disgusting typing it, but it's true. if she was attra...
pale chapel trust fund
  01/11/19
The police are saying that Jayme and her captor didn't know ...
Wild old irish cottage address
  01/11/19
So this thread is full of dull conspiracy threading (omg she...
Cracking giraffe karate
  01/11/19
my posts noting the possibility that she could be the suspec...
wine geriatric resort
  01/11/19


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Date: January 10th, 2019 9:27 PM
Author: Wild old irish cottage address

https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/2019/01/10/jayme-closs-found-alive-barron-county-sheriff-says/2543218002/

This is the one from 3 months ago where the mom and dad were murdered in a home invasion in the middle of the night and the dotter was nowhere to be found

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37569958)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 9:32 PM
Author: territorial diverse university

She did it to be with her balding 37 year old bf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37569997)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 9:34 PM
Author: excitant jet skinny woman

Occam’s razor...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37570011)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 9:38 PM
Author: exhilarant high-end quadroon

almost certainly, but women are "crying" on Twitter because of the good news

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37570049)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: french degenerate new version

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37570024)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 9:37 PM
Author: Appetizing amethyst psychic

She ran up to a woman walking a dog screaming for help that a man kidnapped her and murdered her parents. The woman then called the police who were able to then take the suspect into custody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37570041)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 9:45 PM
Author: dull curious area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37570101)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 9:26 AM
Author: confused bearded home

THIS is the most bizarre news of the month I can't believe they found her. Bets on perp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572127)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 9:31 AM
Author: vigorous church

I assumed it was Somali moslims because the parents worked with a bunch of Somalis. I’m gonna have to eat my hat if it turns out to be some cumskin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572146)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:19 AM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Dog Poop

Seems like it would be hard to pull off for a Somali. This seems like the purview of some white 40 year old loner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572371)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: vigorous church

they just showed the perp's pic. Literally a short, bald cumskin loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572741)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:22 AM
Author: Floppy Frum Nibblets

looks like a poaster, anyone heard from prince tp since the arrest?

https://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news/jake-thomas-patterson-suspect-named-in-jayme-closs-abduction-murder-of-parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572758)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:29 AM
Author: Electric cuckold

and of course he’s 5’9”

all adult males that height should be on a watchlist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572799)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: wine geriatric resort

the image shows he's significantly taller than 5'9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572853)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 9:31 AM
Author: wine geriatric resort

she may be the suspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572152)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: Misunderstood Pink Travel Guidebook Spot

yeah, except that the story I read said they arrested someone:

"A suspect was taken into custody shortly after Jayme was located, the Facebook post said."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572380)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: wine geriatric resort

This sentence doesn't exclude the possibility of Jayme being the suspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572441)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:21 AM
Author: Stimulating puce genital piercing

Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572386)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 9:30 AM
Author: Impressive Haunted Graveyard Forum

Will the person who found her get the $50k reward?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572144)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: sienna gaped garrison

She was with her lover.

He agreed to do this because life on the lam was too difficult for her, so he agreed to go along with the escape story so she could return to a normal life. Let's see how long he holds out before telling the truth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572842)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: wine geriatric resort

if you're alleging the suspect and "her lover" are the same guy, you're wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572857)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:44 AM
Author: sienna gaped garrison

Care to explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572890)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: wine geriatric resort

look at a photo of the suspect. he's incel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572897)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:48 AM
Author: sienna gaped garrison

Just who do you think these little cock teases focus on when they are trying to "persuade" some guy to kill her family? Not Chad, that's for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572922)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Snowy Friendly Grandma Hominid

What evidence do you have to support this theory?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572939)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: sienna gaped garrison

human history and, oddly enough, the same evidence Wilbur relies on for his misguided opinion. Look at that guy. He isn't deciding to knock off a family and abduct some chick on his own initiative.

There is a small chance she killed her family on her own and shacked up with this guy after the fact, but it is more likely he was in on it. We will know soon when police access his cellphone and internet records.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572955)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 12:03 PM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Dog Poop

I agree. She is involved somehow. She may have been talking to this guy online, trying to get shit or he was lying about who he was. She tells him, "My parents found out and I can't blah, blah, blah." Then baldo incel kills parents and takes her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37573040)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 7:21 PM
Author: Fragrant Copper Athletic Conference Goyim

He looks like the salutarian at my law center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575920)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Spectacular cerise prole

Nice photto, very pretty lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572843)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:41 AM
Author: umber galvanic parlor filthpig

love how we're all gonna ignore the obvious: he raped the fuck out of her and came deep, DEEP, in her pussy, numerous times, and fucked her like a piece of meat and she ORGASMED from it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572871)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Snowy Friendly Grandma Hominid

Sounds like she was being held in a remote cabin and was found when she literally ran out of the woods. Wtf, I think I've seen this movie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572919)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:19 PM
Author: Maize Vengeful Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575277)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Olive contagious cruise ship volcanic crater

she kidnapped herself dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572945)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:26 PM
Author: lascivious shitlib

that greedy bitch!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575313)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:53 AM
Author: Soul-stirring partner stage

1) that picture they keep showing of her is very offputting

2) lol at this fat retard cop clapping himself on the back for finding her. you didn't do shit, dumbass. she decided she'd had enough dicking and came out of the woods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572962)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 12:04 PM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Dog Poop

Your (non-political) poasting is very good lately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37573046)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 12:06 PM
Author: Misunderstood Pink Travel Guidebook Spot

I know, right...this fucking cop has visions of running for governor...all upper level managers are per se filth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37573055)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:53 AM
Author: Misunderstood Pink Travel Guidebook Spot

sounds like a white dude:

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/21-old-charged-double-homicide-kidnapping-13-old-161111124--abc-news-topstories.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572967)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:56 AM
Author: Soul-stirring partner stage

there's not a ton of somalis named "jake thomas patterson" but maybe i'm wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572988)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:56 AM
Author: Charismatic Citrine Market Multi-billionaire

she probably got pissed off when her BF asked if they really needed roku, firestick, chromecast, hulu, netflix, amazon prime video, playstation vue, and sling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572989)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:03 PM
Author: navy multi-colored idiot crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575211)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:53 PM
Author: concupiscible bronze step-uncle's house

Whole E shit my wife gets the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575414)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:01 PM
Author: sienna gaped garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575205)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:05 PM
Author: Glittery gay stead sandwich

how many times a day was he fucking her? odds shes preggo with his demon spawn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575222)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: exhilarant high-end quadroon

over the 88-day period it decreased from 5x to maybe every other day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575257)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:32 PM
Author: Glittery gay stead sandwich

pregnant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575335)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:44 PM
Author: exhilarant high-end quadroon

Almost certainly if she wasn't on the pill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575383)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:44 PM
Author: Glittery gay stead sandwich

peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575386)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:48 PM
Author: exhilarant high-end quadroon

His life is going downhill fast. Good few months of sexy internet chats leading up to the staged kidnapping and then a couple of fun months with her until she got sick of it and ran away because she's a 13yo girl. Now: Life sentence as a weird bald fat child molester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575396)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:49 PM
Author: Glittery gay stead sandwich

he's got a kid now tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575404)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:54 PM
Author: exhilarant high-end quadroon

Imagine the torture of your sister being a cute cheerleader for Louisville and you look like a monster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575418)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Glittery gay stead sandwich

his murder spree was his self care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575439)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 7:58 PM
Author: Misunderstood Pink Travel Guidebook Spot

you: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37576114)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:09 PM
Author: exhilarant high-end quadroon

, with my colon mostly intact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37576164)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:06 PM
Author: Cyan apoplectic business firm

teen spirit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575234)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: brass low-t gaping

Balding at 21. He weighed up his options.

https://preview.redd.it/oaqk4zp8pt921.jpg?width=593&auto=webp&s=f75152a5ad6e3d372c11f6a9e5a2b8e0930673e8

https://i.imgur.com/hwJ5pHa.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575308)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:56 PM
Author: Big obsidian pit

Killed her parents and then blamed it on her chubby incel neighbor. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575424)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: pale chapel trust fund

based on how unattractive closs is this was almost certainly an inside job. if you diligently prepared to murder a family and steal their daughter to be your sex slave, why would you choose *her*? also, why would you leave her unrestrained (although retarded kidnappers have done this before, so who knows).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37576245)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:52 PM
Author: wine geriatric resort

No need to be rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37576383)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:56 PM
Author: pale chapel trust fund

i felt disgusting typing it, but it's true. if she was attractive fewer people would be saying this is an inside job. yet the whole thread is full of that sentiment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37576405)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 9:10 PM
Author: Wild old irish cottage address

The police are saying that Jayme and her captor didn't know each other and there was no communication beforehand.

If that holds up to be true, its baffling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37576476)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:54 PM
Author: Cracking giraffe karate

So this thread is full of dull conspiracy threading (omg she made him do it!!!) losers who are clones of the murdering rapist? Cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37576923)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:16 PM
Author: wine geriatric resort

my posts noting the possibility that she could be the suspect were made before the suspect was identified

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37577014)