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Whoa, they found Jayme Closs alive

https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/2019/01/10/jayme-closs-f...
From a Bloomington Bathhouse on the Hill
  01/10/19
She did it to be with her balding 37 year old bf.
man o' war
  01/10/19
Occam’s razor...
:D
  01/10/19
almost certainly, but women are "crying" on Twitte...
Jim_Kelly
  01/10/19
Wow
and when i started to squeeze the bar brother
  01/10/19
She ran up to a woman walking a dog screaming for help that ...
A credible allegation
  01/10/19
...
aunt jemima
  01/10/19
THIS is the most bizarre news of the month I can't believe t...
catullus
  01/11/19
I assumed it was Somali moslims because the parents worked w...
Boomer Parable
  01/11/19
Seems like it would be hard to pull off for a Somali. This s...
Guy Debord
  01/11/19
they just showed the perp's pic. Literally a short, bald cum...
Boomer Parable
  01/11/19
looks like a poaster, anyone heard from prince tp since the ...
::;;;::;
  01/11/19
and of course he’s 5’9” all adult males...
bob saccamano
  01/11/19
the image shows he's significantly taller than 5'9
Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman
  01/11/19
she may be the suspect
Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman
  01/11/19
yeah, except that the story I read said they arrested someon...
Boomer Life-Coach Telling You To Accept Diversity
  01/11/19
This sentence doesn't exclude the possibility of Jayme being...
Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman
  01/11/19
Heh.
Titus Pullo
  01/11/19
Will the person who found her get the $50k reward?
http://i.imgur.com/GzDww8M.jpg
  01/11/19
She was with her lover. He agreed to do this because life...
Royall Jenkins
  01/11/19
if you're alleging the suspect and "her lover" are...
Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman
  01/11/19
Care to explain?
Royall Jenkins
  01/11/19
look at a photo of the suspect. he's incel
Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman
  01/11/19
Just who do you think these little cock teases focus on when...
Royall Jenkins
  01/11/19
What evidence do you have to support this theory?
;;;;;;...;;;;;..;;
  01/11/19
human history and, oddly enough, the same evidence Wilbur re...
Royall Jenkins
  01/11/19
I agree. She is involved somehow. She may have been talking ...
Guy Debord
  01/11/19
He looks like the salutarian at my law center.
Mario Verduzco
  01/11/19
Nice photto, very pretty lady
bud select
  01/11/19
love how we're all gonna ignore the obvious: he raped the fu...
'""'''""'
  01/11/19
Sounds like she was being held in a remote cabin and was fou...
;;;;;;...;;;;;..;;
  01/11/19
...
guy who gets it
  01/11/19
she kidnapped herself dude
leolenin
  01/11/19
that greedy bitch!
Metal Up Your Ass
  01/11/19
1) that picture they keep showing of her is very offputting ...
ma anand sheela
  01/11/19
Your (non-political) poasting is very good lately
Guy Debord
  01/11/19
I know, right...this fucking cop has visions of running for ...
Boomer Life-Coach Telling You To Accept Diversity
  01/11/19
sounds like a white dude: https://www.yahoo.com/gma/21-ol...
Boomer Life-Coach Telling You To Accept Diversity
  01/11/19
there's not a ton of somalis named "jake thomas patters...
ma anand sheela
  01/11/19
she probably got pissed off when her BF asked if they really...
state your IQ before I engage you further
  01/11/19
(Guy who gets it)
Morning In America
  01/11/19
Whole E shit my wife gets the same way
Insane right-wing gun nut
  01/11/19
...
Royall Jenkins
  01/11/19
how many times a day was he fucking her? odds shes preggo wi...
spritezero
  01/11/19
over the 88-day period it decreased from 5x to maybe every o...
Jim_Kelly
  01/11/19
pregnant?
spritezero
  01/11/19
Almost certainly if she wasn't on the pill.
Jim_Kelly
  01/11/19
peak experience
spritezero
  01/11/19
His life is going downhill fast. Good few months of sexy in...
Jim_Kelly
  01/11/19
he's got a kid now tho
spritezero
  01/11/19
Imagine the torture of your sister being a cute cheerleader ...
Jim_Kelly
  01/11/19
his murder spree was his self care.
spritezero
  01/11/19
you: poast
Boomer Life-Coach Telling You To Accept Diversity
  01/11/19
, with my colon mostly intact.
Jim_Kelly
  01/11/19
teen spirit
2 Front Doors
  01/11/19
Balding at 21. He weighed up his options. https://previe...
Holding Back The Years
  01/11/19
Killed her parents and then blamed it on her chubby incel ne...
Apollo Screed
  01/11/19
based on how unattractive closs is this was almost certainly...
gunneratttt
  01/11/19
No need to be rude
Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman
  01/11/19
i felt disgusting typing it, but it's true. if she was attra...
gunneratttt
  01/11/19
The police are saying that Jayme and her captor didn't know ...
From a Bloomington Bathhouse on the Hill
  01/11/19
So this thread is full of dull conspiracy threading (omg she...
.,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:,::,.
  01/11/19
my posts noting the possibility that she could be the suspec...
Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman
  01/11/19


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Date: January 10th, 2019 9:27 PM
Author: From a Bloomington Bathhouse on the Hill (πŸ¦… β’»β“Šβ’Έβ“€ β“β’Ύβ’·β“ˆ πŸ¦…)

https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/2019/01/10/jayme-closs-found-alive-barron-county-sheriff-says/2543218002/

This is the one from 3 months ago where the mom and dad were murdered in a home invasion in the middle of the night and the dotter was nowhere to be found

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37569958)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 9:32 PM
Author: man o' war (mrjinx)

She did it to be with her balding 37 year old bf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37569997)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 9:34 PM
Author: :D (classical education at home -- Bauer)

Occam’s razor...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37570011)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 9:38 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

almost certainly, but women are "crying" on Twitter because of the good news

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37570049)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: and when i started to squeeze the bar brother (http://youtu.be/sqLsqHctThU)

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37570024)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 9:37 PM
Author: A credible allegation

She ran up to a woman walking a dog screaming for help that a man kidnapped her and murdered her parents. The woman then called the police who were able to then take the suspect into custody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37570041)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 9:45 PM
Author: aunt jemima



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37570101)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 9:26 AM
Author: catullus

THIS is the most bizarre news of the month I can't believe they found her. Bets on perp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572127)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 9:31 AM
Author: Boomer Parable

I assumed it was Somali moslims because the parents worked with a bunch of Somalis. I’m gonna have to eat my hat if it turns out to be some cumskin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572146)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:19 AM
Author: Guy Debord

Seems like it would be hard to pull off for a Somali. This seems like the purview of some white 40 year old loner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572371)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Boomer Parable

they just showed the perp's pic. Literally a short, bald cumskin loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572741)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:22 AM
Author: ::;;;::;

looks like a poaster, anyone heard from prince tp since the arrest?

https://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news/jake-thomas-patterson-suspect-named-in-jayme-closs-abduction-murder-of-parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572758)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:29 AM
Author: bob saccamano

and of course he’s 5’9”

all adult males that height should be on a watchlist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572799)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman (Crypto Musk Ox)

the image shows he's significantly taller than 5'9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572853)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 9:31 AM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman (Crypto Musk Ox)

she may be the suspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572152)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: Boomer Life-Coach Telling You To Accept Diversity

yeah, except that the story I read said they arrested someone:

"A suspect was taken into custody shortly after Jayme was located, the Facebook post said."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572380)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman (Crypto Musk Ox)

This sentence doesn't exclude the possibility of Jayme being the suspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572441)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:21 AM
Author: Titus Pullo

Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572386)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 9:30 AM
Author: http://i.imgur.com/GzDww8M.jpg


Will the person who found her get the $50k reward?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572144)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Royall Jenkins

She was with her lover.

He agreed to do this because life on the lam was too difficult for her, so he agreed to go along with the escape story so she could return to a normal life. Let's see how long he holds out before telling the truth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572842)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman (Crypto Musk Ox)

if you're alleging the suspect and "her lover" are the same guy, you're wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572857)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:44 AM
Author: Royall Jenkins

Care to explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572890)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman (Crypto Musk Ox)

look at a photo of the suspect. he's incel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572897)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:48 AM
Author: Royall Jenkins

Just who do you think these little cock teases focus on when they are trying to "persuade" some guy to kill her family? Not Chad, that's for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572922)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: ;;;;;;...;;;;;..;;

What evidence do you have to support this theory?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572939)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Royall Jenkins

human history and, oddly enough, the same evidence Wilbur relies on for his misguided opinion. Look at that guy. He isn't deciding to knock off a family and abduct some chick on his own initiative.

There is a small chance she killed her family on her own and shacked up with this guy after the fact, but it is more likely he was in on it. We will know soon when police access his cellphone and internet records.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572955)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 12:03 PM
Author: Guy Debord

I agree. She is involved somehow. She may have been talking to this guy online, trying to get shit or he was lying about who he was. She tells him, "My parents found out and I can't blah, blah, blah." Then baldo incel kills parents and takes her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37573040)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 7:21 PM
Author: Mario Verduzco

He looks like the salutarian at my law center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575920)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: bud select

Nice photto, very pretty lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572843)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:41 AM
Author: '""'''""'


love how we're all gonna ignore the obvious: he raped the fuck out of her and came deep, DEEP, in her pussy, numerous times, and fucked her like a piece of meat and she ORGASMED from it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572871)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: ;;;;;;...;;;;;..;;

Sounds like she was being held in a remote cabin and was found when she literally ran out of the woods. Wtf, I think I've seen this movie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572919)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:19 PM
Author: guy who gets it (donny)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575277)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: leolenin

she kidnapped herself dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572945)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:26 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

that greedy bitch!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575313)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:53 AM
Author: ma anand sheela

1) that picture they keep showing of her is very offputting

2) lol at this fat retard cop clapping himself on the back for finding her. you didn't do shit, dumbass. she decided she'd had enough dicking and came out of the woods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572962)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 12:04 PM
Author: Guy Debord

Your (non-political) poasting is very good lately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37573046)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 12:06 PM
Author: Boomer Life-Coach Telling You To Accept Diversity

I know, right...this fucking cop has visions of running for governor...all upper level managers are per se filth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37573055)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:53 AM
Author: Boomer Life-Coach Telling You To Accept Diversity

sounds like a white dude:

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/21-old-charged-double-homicide-kidnapping-13-old-161111124--abc-news-topstories.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572967)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:56 AM
Author: ma anand sheela

there's not a ton of somalis named "jake thomas patterson" but maybe i'm wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572988)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:56 AM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further

she probably got pissed off when her BF asked if they really needed roku, firestick, chromecast, hulu, netflix, amazon prime video, playstation vue, and sling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37572989)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:03 PM
Author: Morning In America (πŸ™ )

(Guy who gets it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575211)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:53 PM
Author: Insane right-wing gun nut

Whole E shit my wife gets the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575414)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:01 PM
Author: Royall Jenkins



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575205)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:05 PM
Author: spritezero

how many times a day was he fucking her? odds shes preggo with his demon spawn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575222)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

over the 88-day period it decreased from 5x to maybe every other day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575257)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:32 PM
Author: spritezero

pregnant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575335)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:44 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

Almost certainly if she wasn't on the pill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575383)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:44 PM
Author: spritezero

peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575386)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:48 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

His life is going downhill fast. Good few months of sexy internet chats leading up to the staged kidnapping and then a couple of fun months with her until she got sick of it and ran away because she's a 13yo girl. Now: Life sentence as a weird bald fat child molester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575396)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:49 PM
Author: spritezero

he's got a kid now tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575404)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:54 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

Imagine the torture of your sister being a cute cheerleader for Louisville and you look like a monster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575418)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: spritezero

his murder spree was his self care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575439)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 7:58 PM
Author: Boomer Life-Coach Telling You To Accept Diversity

you: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37576114)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:09 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

, with my colon mostly intact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37576164)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:06 PM
Author: 2 Front Doors

teen spirit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575234)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: Holding Back The Years

Balding at 21. He weighed up his options.

https://preview.redd.it/oaqk4zp8pt921.jpg?width=593&auto=webp&s=f75152a5ad6e3d372c11f6a9e5a2b8e0930673e8

https://i.imgur.com/hwJ5pHa.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575308)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:56 PM
Author: Apollo Screed

Killed her parents and then blamed it on her chubby incel neighbor. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37575424)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: gunneratttt

based on how unattractive closs is this was almost certainly an inside job. if you diligently prepared to murder a family and steal their daughter to be your sex slave, why would you choose *her*? also, why would you leave her unrestrained (although retarded kidnappers have done this before, so who knows).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37576245)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:52 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman (Crypto Musk Ox)

No need to be rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37576383)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:56 PM
Author: gunneratttt

i felt disgusting typing it, but it's true. if she was attractive fewer people would be saying this is an inside job. yet the whole thread is full of that sentiment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37576405)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 9:10 PM
Author: From a Bloomington Bathhouse on the Hill (πŸ¦… β’»β“Šβ’Έβ“€ β“β’Ύβ’·β“ˆ πŸ¦…)

The police are saying that Jayme and her captor didn't know each other and there was no communication beforehand.

If that holds up to be true, its baffling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37576476)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:54 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:,::,.


So this thread is full of dull conspiracy threading (omg she made him do it!!!) losers who are clones of the murdering rapist? Cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37576923)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:16 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman (Crypto Musk Ox)

my posts noting the possibility that she could be the suspect were made before the suspect was identified

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175057&forum_id=2#37577014)