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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency

I usually don't hook up with anyone over 23 anymore (I'm 35). But last night I go to a date with a 27 year old app girl who messaged me, petite, attractive, seems really sweet, works at a startup. I'm already seeing a couple of people I like and didn't really want to meet up, but was a bit bored and just wanted to have a drink and maybe get another friendly contact in the VC scene.

But we get to talking and I just find myself insanely attracted to her. She's pretty but already showing signs of aging, sun spots, some laugh lines around her eyes, but she just exuded sex for some reason. Born in Argentina, but went to American schools there and other European cities growing up. French/Italian heritage. Conversation with her flows so much more easily than the 21 and 23 yr olds I'm seeing.

Anyway after a few drinks I tell her I do need to get to bed early, we walk out and she says 10 more minutes and we go to a book store where she wants to show me a book.

We hang out for a bit talking about books, then start making out in an aisle.

We decide to go to my place for a bit to chill. We start hooking up, wasn't sure if we were going to have sex since she seemed relatively conservative. But she takes her shirt off and bra off, and my god has the best looking tits I've seen in a long time - plump perky Cs with pale pink nipples on a ridiculously thin frame.

Anyway she asks me how many girls have been on this bed (I had just moved in a couple of months ago); I lie and tell her none. She starts riding me, whispers that I better see her again, and that i better use condoms with the other girls I sleep with.

She cums ridiculously easily, like 4 times before I do. I ask her where I should finish and she's like don't ask me that when you're inside of me. Why? Because I'll want you to cum inside me, but it's not a good idea.

We fuck for like 3 more hours, I haven't taken any ED drugs but I'm constantly hard around her.

She just texted me at work saying i left her sore and tender.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37574120)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:23 PM
Author: irradiated startling puppy

p i c s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37574129)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:23 PM
Author: mahogany shivering rigor



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency

no way. very high chance someone would know her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37574156)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: mahogany shivering rigor

fuck you, rach please ban

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37574181)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 4:22 PM
Author: azure circlehead

*several someones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37609865)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:24 PM
Author: Deranged bearded faggotry

hell yah hurry an IMPRAGNATE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37574139)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:29 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency

if i didn't have a kid already i would seriously consider it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37574203)



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Date: January 31st, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Deranged bearded faggotry

lol I called it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37698858)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:08 PM
Author: Appetizing friendly grandma

OP took this advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724425)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 6:28 AM
Author: costumed water buffalo voyeur

OP now has triplets on the way and has fled to Rio De Janeiro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37761924)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:24 PM
Author: Racy athletic conference

great thread without even a single pic. bangarang gangnam BAC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37574144)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle home blood rage

unghhhh dude. but yeah i usually just fuck teenz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37574151)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: Racy athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37574160)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring sexy idiot senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37574179)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:30 PM
Author: rusted stead ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37574213)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 3:57 PM
Author: spectacular pozpig



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Date: January 17th, 2019 4:44 PM
Author: Heady parlor background story



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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:05 PM
Author: federal yapping church building wagecucks



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Date: January 17th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: galvanic national boistinker



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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:36 PM
Author: curious chest-beating antidepressant drug stage



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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:38 PM
Author: Pea-brained french rehab



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Date: February 11th, 2019 10:49 AM
Author: Umber Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37762655)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: irradiated startling puppy

pussy hairy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37574164)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency

no, small landing strip.

has a fading tramp stamp that she's terribly embarassed by (got it when she was going through a rebellious phase in high school and has been trying to get it removed through lasering, which is apparently a painful multi step process)

i thought it was kind of hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37574198)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:07 PM
Author: vengeful spot feces

Flame jumped the shark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610125)



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Date: January 31st, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: multi-colored know-it-all pervert temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37698687)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: Floppy very tactful trust fund ratface

terrible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37574168)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:30 PM
Author: Talking Chapel

(shrewnip)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37574210)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:31 PM
Author: rusted stead ape

jjc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37574216)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: Floppy very tactful trust fund ratface

It does read that way

But I've been accused of being JJC after sexthreading so I'm inclined to believe this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37574259)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:35 PM
Author: rose unhinged masturbator internal respiration

Sounds like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610308)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:46 PM
Author: big-titted state corn cake

This is east coast thunder collins/recently divorced SA pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610423)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed green cuckold

awful, pointless flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37574296)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 3:56 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency

Met up last night again. I told her explicitly that I had to get up early in the morning so we can't mess around.

We ended up grabbing dinner and then went back to my place to watch some tv for a bit. 10 mins in she took off her pants, because it was too hot in my room. She was wearing these little floral patterned silk panties on a black background and i just couldn't resist.

Had sex and pulled out again.

She tells me a bit about her childhood - pretty intense ballet training, but her boobs were too big. She said that her body used to look like Emily R, and got too much attention from boys. (She's lost some weight recently and her boobs are much smaller, albeit still spectacular Cs on a really thin frame).

Anyway, we're making out again and I tell her we can't because we already had sex once and it's pretty unsafe to do it again. She says she's going to get her period in a couple of days. I tell her to lock her legs behind me if she doesn't want me to pull out. She does and cums multiple times while I'm fucking her, and one more time when she feels me cumming in her. I've never met with a girl who cums so easily.

Afterwards I tell her I'm going to buy condoms and we can't keep doing this anymore. But I'm really skeptical that's actually going to happen.

I don't know what I'm thinking doing this so quickly with this girl, just can't get enough of her. The problem is she seems to want it even more. I have a 2 yr old (who lives with my ex), and have 0 desire to have another kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37609720)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 4:00 PM
Author: Crystalline Big Station

Lock her down for LTR.

Normally I would say to never LTR a chick who fucks on the first date, but here she's South American so it's more an expression of her culture rather than her being an American mentally ill app slut.

Also, South American chicks make 10x better wives than American chicks, who are literally the worst. And she's proper white, so you're good there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37609745)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 4:04 PM
Author: federal yapping church building wagecucks



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Date: January 17th, 2019 4:51 PM
Author: Heady parlor background story



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Date: January 17th, 2019 3:57 PM
Author: Ruddy Place Of Business Shitlib



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Date: January 17th, 2019 3:58 PM
Author: spectacular pozpig

can you shut the fuck up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37609731)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 3:58 PM
Author: Aromatic salmon digit ratio

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37609734)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 3:58 PM
Author: Aromatic salmon digit ratio

ttinwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37609736)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 4:04 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37609772)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 4:05 PM
Author: Aquamarine deep idea he suggested

moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37609776)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 4:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser Theatre

DTP is right. from 1cm of her skin you can tell she is old and weathered as fuck. enjoy the leftovers from the "boys who gave her too much attention" LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37609780)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 4:08 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency

well according to her she didn't have sex until she was in college with a bf she dated for 2 years. And she's only been in 3 serious relationships in her life. idk she could be a very very good liar but she seems very open and honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37609799)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 6:53 PM
Author: hideous seedy location

“I’m the unique snowflake she fucked on the first date! Before me it was only LTRs for her!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610846)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency

i hear you, i'm an efficient markets proponent as well, and you'r probably right.

but once in a while you gotta pick up that $50 bill on the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610892)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 7:49 PM
Author: Racy athletic conference

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37611186)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: motley crimson stag film

Your telling me she got a trip stamp in HS but only had sex for the first time in uni? Bullshit bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724764)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 6:08 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency

not me telling you, her telling me.

but yeah it was bullshit i think. later she told me she lost her virginity to her highschool boyfriend, which was really painful b/c he was very well endowed.

idk maybe it was still 18 and i assumed it was college but sounds like she was trying to appear less slutty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724795)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 6:25 AM
Author: costumed water buffalo voyeur

flame jumped the cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37761920)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 4:07 PM
Author: Aromatic salmon digit ratio

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37609788)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 4:08 PM
Author: Passionate flatulent boiling water

hot but you're a dork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37609792)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 4:31 PM
Author: Floppy very tactful trust fund ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37609910)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 4:14 PM
Author: Laughsome learning disabled area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37609820)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 4:01 PM
Author: Aquamarine deep idea he suggested

dumb thread with no pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37609751)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 4:01 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic black woman

what subreddit did you copy/paste this from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37609756)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 4:41 PM
Author: Electric coiffed shrine pisswyrm

I kind of got a semi just reading the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37609997)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: Passionate flatulent boiling water

I pop a full mast boner every time I open this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610005)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 4:52 PM
Author: Heady parlor background story

BRB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610046)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:34 PM
Author: Ocher jew selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610301)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 4:52 PM
Author: Overrated onyx set

your future ex-wife sounds like she's gonna childsupportpwn you ENJOY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610047)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:00 PM
Author: Contagious stubborn crotch

"i took a break from fucking teens to bang a TOAS south american chick" (xo pum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610079)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:02 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency

lol you know me dood. i sent you a pic of my icelandic ex years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610094)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:02 PM
Author: Contagious stubborn crotch

lol i know, but i can still give you a hard time brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610104)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:04 PM
Author: vengeful spot feces

“I usually don’t hook up with anyone over 23 anymore. (I’m 35)”

-every pumo in every thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610110)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:11 PM
Author: Racy athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610139)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:37 PM
Author: rose unhinged masturbator internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610326)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:54 PM
Author: Ruddy Place Of Business Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610500)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:36 PM
Author: curious chest-beating antidepressant drug stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724610)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:04 PM
Author: Heady parlor background story

Repoast pic for a second. I'm just a pathetic old married loser living vicariously through poaster sex fantasy flame. TYIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610111)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:06 PM
Author: Passionate flatulent boiling water

it's the girl pulling up a t-shirt and pulling down the side of her pj pants in bed, no face, exposing her taut tummy and hip bone with some cringey texts for context. fun but not missing much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610120)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:07 PM
Author: Heady parlor background story

ty sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610124)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:20 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610198)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:32 PM
Author: Laughsome learning disabled area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610285)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:36 PM
Author: Cream adventurous reading party incel

she's not good at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610317)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:59 PM
Author: Laughsome learning disabled area

? Looked good to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610537)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 7:04 PM
Author: Cream adventurous reading party incel

you think that's a sexy photo??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610922)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 7:19 PM
Author: Laughsome learning disabled area

I'm in my late 30s and married to a pregnant woman.

She has a tight stomach and was showing her hip all the way over to the hairline, and had her shirt pulled up with the bottom of her breast exposed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37611020)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:52 PM
Author: Aquamarine deep idea he suggested

repoast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610477)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Heady parlor background story

lol. I missed it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610675)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:35 PM
Author: Ocher jew selfie

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610306)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:48 PM
Author: Hateful Canary Garrison Wrinkle

sounds very gay. i'm still in a honeymoon phase with a new chick too but don't be some fag falling in love. they're dirty slutbags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610438)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 6:04 PM
Author: Arousing slap-happy step-uncle's house

This sounds remarkably like my monkey's paw chick. She's going to get really annoying, really fast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610574)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 6:05 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency

link to monkey paw backstory?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610586)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 6:10 PM
Author: Arousing slap-happy step-uncle's house

Enjoy the ride, mindful of the sinking feeling you'll have in your gut if you even THINK this bitch might be pregnant at any point. Be careful.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983201&mc=223&forum_id=2#37476138

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610617)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: Hateful Canary Garrison Wrinkle

awesome

what's monkeys paw mean exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610646)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 7:22 PM
Author: Brilliant Razzle Hell Sound Barrier

that he got what he wished for, but with unintended consequences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37611038)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency

wow, jesus that sounds bad.

but it's pretty clear that i'm not dealing with a crazy spicy latina. she's very european, seems to need her space, but just seems to be in a somewhat clingy period in her life rn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610698)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 6:21 PM
Author: dull odious cruise ship

guys in my high school used to fuck pale white C cups all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610670)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 7:08 PM
Author: chestnut boltzmann

what city are you in? NYC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610951)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 8:58 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37611552)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: Hateful Canary Garrison Wrinkle

just make her cum you'll be fine. way too early until a few weeks with a chick even then. just relax with it. nothing suspect in those texts but likely you're fine unless you fuck it up acting creepy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37611572)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 9:20 PM
Author: Arousing slap-happy step-uncle's house

lmao. . .u have no idea what ur in for

but it's pretty clear that i'm not dealing with a crazy. . .but it's pretty clear that i'm not dealing with a crazy. . .but it's pretty clear that i'm not dealing with a crazy. . .but it's pretty clear that i'm not dealing with a crazy. . .but it's pretty clear that i'm not dealing with a crazy. . .but it's pretty clear that i'm not dealing with a crazy. . .but it's pretty clear that i'm not dealing with a crazy. . .but it's pretty clear that i'm not dealing with a crazy. . .but it's pretty clear that i'm not dealing with a crazy. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37611656)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 9:55 PM
Author: Arousing slap-happy step-uncle's house

Actually I just flipped through my fucking texts, hold on and let me show you where this shit is going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37611872)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 10:02 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic black woman

give yourself a chance to love her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37611913)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 10:31 PM
Author: Arousing slap-happy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37612104)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 10:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal jap parlour

lol at "men" who date mentally ill "Catholic" eastern european slores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37612268)



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Date: January 24th, 2019 4:27 PM
Author: Impertinent red gunner

fucking lost my shit loling at "Makes me feel so happy for have your seeds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37655399)



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Date: January 24th, 2019 4:38 PM
Author: obsidian vibrant indian lodge

Clinger. Fatal attraction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37655464)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 10:37 PM
Author: Arousing slap-happy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37612157)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Passionate flatulent boiling water

if she's actually hot then who cares? You remind me of Thunder Collins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37612163)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: Arousing slap-happy step-uncle's house

you didn't read down far enough. also it should be considered in the context that although this chick's english is shitty, she's actually pretty smart and was a valedictorian, and fairly successful professionally. but she has no friends, lives with her parents, and by what ive gathered everyone at her job fucking hates her. even more damning, she has crazy-eye.

in a lot of respects i saw some similarities to myself in her, and i am a huge fucking sociopath. EXCEPT that i'm extremely introspective and self-aware, whereas this chick has no capacity for that at all, which makes her frightening as fuck to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37612431)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic black woman

jfc man even the girls i fucked in china had better english than this and they had never visited an english-speaking country even once. this chick LIVES in one

i mean if you're banging girls who are blatantly looking for a green card like this, yeah youre gonna get this kind of "crazy" nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37612204)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 10:56 PM
Author: Arousing slap-happy step-uncle's house

lol why are you lecturing me when i'm here lampooning my own poor judgment. mistakes were made, ok?

btw her body was good enough that I'd do it all over again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37612281)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 10:53 PM
Author: Arousing slap-happy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37612258)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37612460)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: aqua dog poop

Biological clock likely has something to do with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37612629)



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Date: January 24th, 2019 4:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle home blood rage

yeah you seem equally retarded not only in yor texts but in the fact that you chose to date this mud person. but congrats youve now made this thread about yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37655428)



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Date: January 24th, 2019 4:24 PM
Author: Overrated onyx set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37655378)



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Date: January 24th, 2019 4:27 PM
Author: Arousing slap-happy step-uncle's house

How did this turn out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37655405)



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Date: January 31st, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency

we're still seeing each other like 2-3 a week. she's been trying out an IUD and has been spotting and sore so we've been trying to not have sex but every time we see each other she starts getting really horny and we end up in bed.

she continues to be over the top with her feelings but i'm starting to reciprocate it. it feels weird to me how intense she is when it's only been a few weeks but sometimes I think it's just because she's not a broken big city app person like the rest of us and i should just be thankful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37698607)



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Date: January 31st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Arousing slap-happy step-uncle's house

After NOCONTACT with my chick for over a month, a couple of nights ago at 4AM she texted me a lengthy essay explaining why we should be together. The text message was too long to fit on a single screen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37698641)



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Date: January 31st, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency

jesus that's insane. you should just block her number at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37698667)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 12:46 PM
Author: Aggressive Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37763281)



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Date: January 31st, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: vengeful spot feces

How ever will this chadly 35 year old pumo give up his life of hooking up with 23 year olds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37698727)



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Date: January 31st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency

i've only been single since november, and i've only hooked up with like 4 younger chicks since then. it's not a life, just phase, and i think it's ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37698791)



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Date: January 31st, 2019 2:47 PM
Author: Excitant whorehouse hominid

just fall for swipe girl who fucks on the first date, what could go wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37698835)



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Date: January 31st, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency

not just that, but fucks rawdog and mentions how much she'd like a creampie on the first date.

her story is that i'm special and she doesn't have casual sex, but obviously could be lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37698886)



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Date: January 31st, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: Excitant whorehouse hominid

yeah, here's the SAD TRUTH: you will never experience "love" with a woman you met through an internet transaction. And you're better off alone than in a loveless relationship. The type of mental illness required for a woman to fuck an internet bro will FUCK YOUR LIFE down the road

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37698985)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 6:27 AM
Author: costumed water buffalo voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37761923)



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Date: January 31st, 2019 3:53 PM
Author: hyperventilating charcoal french chef

This is dork romantic fantasy ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37699204)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:02 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency

Girl confessed to me she lied about her age. she's actually 30, not 27. AND she really wants to have kids.

told me this as we were having dinner after i spent the afternoon pumping 3 loads into her after she told me not to worry b/c it's the safe time of month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724371)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:04 PM
Author: Mind-boggling piazza giraffe

your fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724387)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:23 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency

considering asking her to take a plan b today, even it's been after 24 hrs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724514)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:06 PM
Author: Appetizing friendly grandma

congratulations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724400)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:06 PM
Author: Ruddy Place Of Business Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724403)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible locus

well-executed sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724603)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:37 PM
Author: Thirsty internet-worthy therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724623)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:35 PM
Author: Aquamarine deep idea he suggested

odelay!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724606)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:38 PM
Author: Heady parlor background story

who could have seen this coming. only 9 months til the down syndrome baby poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724627)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: Laughsome learning disabled area

I was paired up prior to swipe dating and assume it's normal to lie about age, but what else is she not being truthful about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724680)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 6:10 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency

the 3 years is kind of crucial though.

i still don't think i want to date someone long term right now. i told her this on our first date.

if she's 30 she needs to stop wasting time ASAP and start trying to find a marriage track, since she wants kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724805)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 10:44 AM
Author: Vigorous Kitchen Famous Landscape Painting

Any bitch that is trying to play chicken with the spooge of a dude she just met a few weeks ago is fucked in the head, but that goes x100 for one who is doing this at 30, x1000000 for one who is doing this with a guy who just three months ago got out of a relationship that resulted in a toddler. You should tell her that if she really wants to be with you she needs to wait six months with no sex and contact only by text every few weeks bc you have to focus on yourself and get your head straight before you can be with her. If she doesn’t just murder you with a kitchen knife in your sleep after you tell her that she will fuck another dude within 48 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37762635)



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Date: February 5th, 2019 2:42 AM
Author: Arousing slap-happy step-uncle's house

Who could have foreseen this. It's not as if someone posted a bunch of screenshots in this thread of texts showing how the *exact same* fact pattern played out irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37727608)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:55 PM
Author: rose unhinged masturbator internal respiration

Fuck the haters. If you’re totally smitten just go with it and YOLO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724727)



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Date: February 5th, 2019 3:00 AM
Author: mahogany shivering rigor

Even if ur just kinda meh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37727648)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 2:58 AM
Author: Arousing slap-happy step-uncle's house

need updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37761755)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Maroon fighting lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37762922)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency

other than the speed of the relationship, she seems 180 in all respects, smart, pretty, feminine, nurturing, social, insists on paying around half the time when we go out, thinks my daughter is adorable...

that said i wish we had met a year or two from now, and that she were a few years younger in terms of family planning.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37763949)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: Arousing slap-happy step-uncle's house

U introduced your DAUGHTER to an app chick you knew less than a month who let you hit it raw on the first date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37770419)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency

oh god no way, i just showed her pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37770429)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 12:43 PM
Author: Umber Private Investor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37763258)



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Date: February 15th, 2019 12:28 PM
Author: silver abode national security agency

got together for Valentines night. girl got me TWO gifts, one for my birthday and one for Valentines day. The birthday gift was pretty expensive.

I paid for dinner and got her flowers delivered, but didn't get her anything else for her birthday also coming up. Feel kinda shitty. Should I? It's only been a month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37787114)