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Any reason not to lie egregiously on Tinder profile?

Literally going to go to a hospital and take a bunch of self...
Painfully Honest Onyx State
  02/08/19
that will get you tons of pussy...do it
Beady-eyed Pontificating Chapel Sex Offender
  02/08/19
There can't be any downside for ONS's, can there? No legal l...
Painfully Honest Onyx State
  02/08/19
I like this plan
alcoholic french market
  02/08/19
It's foolproof, right?
Painfully Honest Onyx State
  02/08/19
Also strongly considering posing as a cop or firefighter. Ju...
Painfully Honest Onyx State
  02/08/19
...
know-it-all dun meetinghouse juggernaut
  02/08/19
100s of new matches since claiming to be a doctor and volunt...
Painfully Honest Onyx State
  03/09/19
WTF I'm a real doctor and women find me repugnant and revolt...
Spectacular Dead Crackhouse Partner
  03/09/19
I'm 6'2 and have wavy surfer hair
Painfully Honest Onyx State
  03/09/19
I'm 6'5'' and grow pubes on my head.
Spectacular Dead Crackhouse Partner
  03/09/19
If you get called out, just clarify that you're a juris doct...
Cowardly chocolate public bath dog poop
  03/09/19
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Spectacular Dead Crackhouse Partner
  03/09/19
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Snowy filthpig elastic band
  03/09/19
cr foolproof
Painfully Honest Onyx State
  03/09/19
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Filthy Sapphire Deer Antler Patrolman
  04/19/19
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indecent 180 range
  04/19/19
lmao
Provocative Azure Incel Faggotry
  04/19/19
180^180
Exhilarant round eye
  05/21/19
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Painfully Honest Onyx State
  04/01/22
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motley disgusting spot
  04/01/22
I used to say I had been a wide receiver for the Bills befor...
wild stirring marketing idea
  03/09/19
I once matched with a dude who played for thr Philadelphia E...
Chest-beating Point Becky
  04/01/22
what's his name
Painfully Honest Onyx State
  04/01/22
https://m.whosdatedwho.com/dating/freddie-mitchell
Chest-beating Point Becky
  04/01/22
https://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2013/10/29/5042972/forme...
Painfully Honest Onyx State
  04/01/22
Just got married to a cereal company heiress. Chances this w...
Painfully Honest Onyx State
  04/19/19
was out drinking with a couple of my bosses and they told ch...
fishy native black woman
  04/19/19
what if you grab drinks and someone has a stroke at the bar ...
Amethyst aphrodisiac bawdyhouse dingle berry
  04/19/19
Attempt to take vitals, ask someone to call 911, and turn to...
bespoke elite field trump supporter
  04/19/19
...
Snowy filthpig elastic band
  04/19/19
...
Painfully Honest Onyx State
  04/19/19
crouch over him concernedly until he's dead and pronounce hi...
Painfully Honest Onyx State
  04/19/19
...
Provocative Azure Incel Faggotry
  04/19/19
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Painfully Honest Onyx State
  06/21/19
Lying on dating app profiles is fine, but you'll eventually ...
Well-lubricated address
  04/19/19
I'm 6'2.01" and have never bothered lying about my heig...
Painfully Honest Onyx State
  04/19/19
you might meet a girl you actually want to have a relationsh...
odious base fortuitous meteor
  04/19/19
this seems to be the cr
Painfully Honest Onyx State
  04/19/19
When I use Tinder to cheatmo, I straight up use a fake name ...
Overrated haunting fat ankles
  04/19/19
This is rape by deception.
Tan talented travel guidebook
  04/19/19
If true, I've raped dozens of women.
Overrated haunting fat ankles
  04/19/19
You should turn yourself in
Tan talented travel guidebook
  04/19/19
thousands of matches so far bros. I think the ATF is onto me
Painfully Honest Onyx State
  05/21/19


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Date: February 8th, 2019 11:41 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Onyx State

Literally going to go to a hospital and take a bunch of selfies wearing a stethoscope and coat and say I'm a doctor

What's the worst case scenario here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#37751201)



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Date: February 8th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pontificating Chapel Sex Offender

that will get you tons of pussy...do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#37751215)



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Date: February 8th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Onyx State

There can't be any downside for ONS's, can there? No legal liability I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#37751236)



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Date: February 8th, 2019 11:43 PM
Author: alcoholic french market

I like this plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#37751223)



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Date: February 8th, 2019 11:56 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Onyx State

It's foolproof, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#37751296)



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Date: February 8th, 2019 11:44 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Onyx State

Also strongly considering posing as a cop or firefighter. Just need a hat and a t-shirt, really. Not seeing any downsides here bros

Edit - maybe not cop because even in a roundabout manner impersonating a LEO is actually illegal. going to hit up. goodwill and get an old fire dept t-shirt and run down to the local station for a selfie though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#37751229)



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Date: February 8th, 2019 11:44 PM
Author: know-it-all dun meetinghouse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#37751231)



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Date: March 9th, 2019 5:26 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Onyx State

100s of new matches since claiming to be a doctor and volunteer firefighter. These women are in for a treat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#37904873)



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Date: March 9th, 2019 5:32 PM
Author: Spectacular Dead Crackhouse Partner

WTF I'm a real doctor and women find me repugnant and revolting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#37904898)



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Date: March 9th, 2019 5:51 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Onyx State

I'm 6'2 and have wavy surfer hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#37904973)



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Date: March 9th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: Spectacular Dead Crackhouse Partner

I'm 6'5'' and grow pubes on my head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#37905002)



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Date: March 9th, 2019 5:34 PM
Author: Cowardly chocolate public bath dog poop

If you get called out, just clarify that you're a juris doctor and you've volunteered to fight fires but no one has taken you up on the offer yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#37904906)



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Date: March 9th, 2019 5:37 PM
Author: Spectacular Dead Crackhouse Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#37904920)



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Date: March 9th, 2019 5:39 PM
Author: Snowy filthpig elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#37904934)



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Date: March 9th, 2019 5:51 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Onyx State

cr foolproof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#37904972)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 11:20 AM
Author: Filthy Sapphire Deer Antler Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#38111101)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: indecent 180 range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#38111233)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 12:23 PM
Author: Provocative Azure Incel Faggotry

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#38111297)



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Date: May 21st, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant round eye

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#38269503)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:34 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Onyx State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#44262433)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 10:12 PM
Author: motley disgusting spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#44262623)



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Date: March 9th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: wild stirring marketing idea

I used to say I had been a wide receiver for the Bills before becumming lolyer. That shit worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#37905003)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:44 PM
Author: Chest-beating Point Becky

I once matched with a dude who played for thr Philadelphia Eagles on Bumble no lie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#44262469)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:51 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Onyx State

what's his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#44262495)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: Chest-beating Point Becky

https://m.whosdatedwho.com/dating/freddie-mitchell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#44262514)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 10:10 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Onyx State

https://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2013/10/29/5042972/former-eagles-wr-freddie-mitchell-sentenced-to-37-months-in-prison 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#44262615)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 11:16 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Onyx State

Just got married to a cereal company heiress. Chances this will end badly when she finds out I was lying about being a Walton heir in my tinder bio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#38111079)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 11:24 AM
Author: fishy native black woman

was out drinking with a couple of my bosses and they told chicks at a bar that i was a hedge fund manager and i took one home and fucked her. was 180 gotta take advantage when you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#38111116)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Amethyst aphrodisiac bawdyhouse dingle berry

what if you grab drinks and someone has a stroke at the bar and your shrew tinder app volunteers "MY DOCTOR BOYFRIEND" to save the guy's life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#38111147)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 11:42 AM
Author: bespoke elite field trump supporter

Attempt to take vitals, ask someone to call 911, and turn to the waiter and say, "Sorry, this steak is overcooked."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#38111191)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 11:46 AM
Author: Snowy filthpig elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#38111206)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Onyx State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#38111894)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Onyx State

crouch over him concernedly until he's dead and pronounce him dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#38111279)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 12:23 PM
Author: Provocative Azure Incel Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#38111298)



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Date: June 21st, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Onyx State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#38423464)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Well-lubricated address

Lying on dating app profiles is fine, but you'll eventually get found out...especially if you're more than 2 inches off about your height.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#38111166)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 12:17 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Onyx State

I'm 6'2.01" and have never bothered lying about my height

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#38111285)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 12:21 PM
Author: odious base fortuitous meteor

you might meet a girl you actually want to have a relationship with, and it will be awkward to have to explain away all the li...

hahahahahahahaha no just lie you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#38111294)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Onyx State

this seems to be the cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#38113539)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 8:44 PM
Author: Overrated haunting fat ankles

When I use Tinder to cheatmo, I straight up use a fake name photos of someone else -- albeit someone who looks as much like me as possible. I make up a fake identity when I meet them. Although usually I just change name, UG and the city I live in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#38113569)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 8:46 PM
Author: Tan talented travel guidebook

This is rape by deception.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#38113572)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 8:47 PM
Author: Overrated haunting fat ankles

If true, I've raped dozens of women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#38113577)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 8:49 PM
Author: Tan talented travel guidebook

You should turn yourself in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#38113586)



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Date: May 21st, 2019 10:15 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Onyx State

thousands of matches so far bros. I think the ATF is onto me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4197753&forum_id=2#38269498)