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’m gathering from my feed that this whole college admi...
FATCEPs
  03/14/19
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FATCEPs
  03/14/19
where was this pulled from, or original content? very solid!
Absolutely No Couth in SF
  03/14/19
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'''''
  03/14/19
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FATCEPs
  03/14/19
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Andy Ruiz Jr
  03/14/19
former striver here ljl
LaMarcus
  03/14/19
This is more right than wrong.
ESL TM..,..;;.
  03/14/19
i've never heard of this executive coach stuff. That most be...
FATCEPs
  03/14/19
I've heard of it in different terms. You hear about people ...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  03/14/19
What I want to know is who are these coaches and teachers? H...
Andy Ruiz Jr
  03/14/19
i honestly had no idea this world even existed.
pedude
  03/14/19
You're not supposed to. That's the point. Outwardly, it is...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  03/14/19
100% true. first-hand experience.
LetsGetOutofThisTown
  03/14/19
They're very popular in the corporate world. We have one. I ...
;;::;;;::;;.;;,::;;;;;;
  03/14/19
lol man i feel a lot better about the schools i got in to. i...
..,,,.....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,..,,.,,...,,..,,
  03/14/19
the OP contemplates well heeled people from good backgrounds...
''''''''''''"''''
  03/14/19
feel better, gook?
..,,,.....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,..,,.,,...,,..,,
  03/15/19
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dirte
  03/15/19
"Asshole McGloatyFace" third time I saw this I sto...
animeboi
  03/14/19
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Andy Ruiz Jr
  03/14/19
Really fucking annoying. And, really, it should be Asshole G...
Guy Debord
  03/14/19
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Com Truise
  03/14/19
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faggy retard (retired)
  03/14/19
Yeah, but that's a really small segment of the population. ...
histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot
  03/14/19
Don't you often wonder who ends up in these high level posit...
FATCEPs
  03/14/19
Professional management has been a disaster for humanity.
animeboi
  03/14/19
how 2 cop this gig?
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  03/14/19
absolutely devastating
GOY SUPERSTAR
  03/14/19
scholarship, would read again.
chilmata
  03/14/19
absolutely devastating (for us lmao)
Pete Buttigieg
  03/14/19
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Vice.com
  03/14/19
xo done here
libcrusher180
  03/14/19
this describes more than a few here. you can suss them out e...
Oh, you travel?
  03/14/19
Like the poasters who demand that only lawyers from certain ...
chilmata
  03/14/19
of course.
Oh, you travel?
  03/14/19
this is an incredible exaggeration. only a tiny number of st...
''"'''"'''"'
  03/14/19
You think Chelsea wrote her PHD? You think all the ESL Asian...
Absolutely No Couth in SF
  03/14/19
Such anathema.
~~(>' ' )>
  03/15/19
dis ah incredibrr exagerrashun
GOY SUPERSTAR
  03/14/19
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boomerboat
  03/14/19
nice try, Obeezy
libcrusher180
  03/15/19
jmaw made eight figures BY ZHERSELF before 35 without any of...
Dr. Cocaine Rootbeer, PhD
  03/14/19
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'"""'""'''"'
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Date: March 14th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: FATCEPs

’m gathering from my feed that this whole college admissions scandal is really shocking to a lot of people.

Well, sit down, babies, because I’m about to deal you a hard blow.

This is nothing.

I think a lot of people seriously have no idea how thoroughly the system is rigged. I spent several years as a for-hire writer who couldn’t afford to turn work away. This means I accepted a lot of jobs I feel icky about now, but it also means that I’ve seen firsthand how this all shakes out.

(Important note: There is not a single person on my friends list who I am referring to with any of what I’m about to write. Also, I stopped taking the type of work I'm going to describe years ago. So if I’ve ever helped you with written material, or if I'm currently helping you: this does not apply to you.)

See, getting little Asshole McGloatyFace III into Harvard is just the first domino en route to prestige and pedigree. That’s why it’s so important; the first domino starts the chain. The richest of rich parents get him there by donating a library collection or buying a building. The middling rich, like those in today’s story, cheat (and don’t for a single second think the people indicted today are the only ones, because they are not, not, not).

The lowly rich hire people like me to write their kids’ essays and letters, pull together their resumes, and figure out how to make years of abject mediocrity sound good. And they don’t only hire people like me. They also hire special tutors and test prep gurus to teach their kids to hack the tests. They pull strings to get their kids special accommodations they don’t need, so they have more time to get all the math problems done on the SAT. They get interview coaches who teach their kids what to say when they go for their appointment. They lean on connections to get Harvard and Yale take a "second look" at their C+ student with a 980 SAT score. These kids get a complete team, and the face Asshole McGloatyFace presents to the Ivy isn’t his own; it’s a composite of all the best expertise his parents’ money could buy.

When Asshole McGloatyFace is in school, his parents hire people like me again. Want to know how many papers I’ve written for undergraduate students? Graduate students? I couldn’t even tell you. It’s a higher number than I can remember offhand. Need a magic paper to save your grade in the class you’re failing? Need to save your half-assed thesis? I’ve done it all. I’m a better-than-average writer and I made my clients look good.

All this work goes into making sure Asshole McGloatyFace graduates from an Ivy, because graduating from an Ivy—combined with the connections of Mom and/or Dad—means he gets internships at the best companies and firms. It means he gets interviews, even if his GPA is sub-3.0. It means he gets the best jobs when he graduates. He’s still an idiot, but now he’s an idiot earning high-five or low-six figures.

This is when the next dominos start to fall. Asshole McGloatyFace’s company is going to get him an executive coach. Because he has the right name and the right degree and the right presentation, so he’s tagged as executive material, and they’re going to start grooming him now so he doesn’t make them look stupid later. The coach is going to teach him how to present himself, what photos to put in his office, what suits to wear and how to accessorize. If Asshole is a man, the coach is going to teach him how to open large meetings with a sweet, humanizing story about his family, especially his kids. If Asshole is a woman, the coach is going to teach her how to be brusque with a smile and never talk about her family under any circumstances, especially not her kids.

Along with the executive coach, Asshole is also going to be assigned a mentor, someone accomplished and probably equally prestigious. The role of the mentor is to help Asshole McGloatyFace to meet the right people, form the right connections. The mentor is going to take Asshole McGloatyFace to events and make sure he knows all the power players in their city.

The coach, mentor, and senior-ups are going to guide Asshole McGloatyFace to volunteer and charitable giving opportunities. Not just any volunteering and charitable giving, but those that are well-aligned to Asshole’s decided-upon Personal Brand (TM). Asshole is going to learn how to give lots of money and make it known, without appearing to brag about it. Asshole is also going to get seated on the best non-profit boards in his city. Some of these are competitive. Want to know how I know that? Because they require an essay, resume, and bio. And guess who writes those.

So now Asshole is rubbing elbows with even more movers and shakers, and is establishing a high-quality Personal Brand (TM). At this point, Asshole has been promoted a couple times and is earning low-mid six figures.

Buckle in, because here’s where lots of dominos start to fall.

At this point, Asshole’s bio features an impressive school, an impressive job at an impressive company, impressive volunteer positions, impressive philanthropy, impressive Personal Brand (TM). This is enough to earn Asshole consideration for a whole host of things most average people have absolutely no awareness of. He’s going to apply for and be named one of his city’s “40 Under 40” and get a spread in a local, glossy magazine*. He’s going to apply for and get a position in his city’s “Up and Coming Young Leaders” program, and be interviewed on TV. He’s going to apply for and win a spot in his city’s “Wealthy People Pretending To Do Good But Really Just Hanging Out With Other Wealthy People” initiative, and get newspaper coverage.

I’ll give you one guess who writes those applications.

(*Note: I'm not shitting on "40 Under 40." Some folks make it on there for genuine charitable good deed, which is awesome.)

By now Asshole’s been promoted again. He’s in his 40s, maybe 50s, and is earning high-six figures, and it’s time to go for the jackpot.

Asshole has now built all the right credentials to apply for a position on a for-profit board. He probably won’t get the first one, and maybe not the second, but he’ll get the third or fourth. How quickly he gets picked up will have a lot to do with how well he’s nurtured his connections and how fondly people remember his parents, who are now elderly or dead. He’s going to link up with a Fortune 500, be named to their board, and pull in a seven-figure paycheck for turning up once per quarter to listen to updates from the CEO and make management decisions.

He’ll need a resume, bio, and compelling personal letter to make this happen. Check, check, check.

Asshole is now making millions of dollars per year, earning millions more on a board, and, as a loving parent, is guiding his own children through the exact same process.

This is how it works. This is why The Right University is so important. It’s not about the degree. It’s about this entire life path, this entire system of manipulation and prestige, to make sure the children of the uber wealthy become the next generation of the uber wealthy, that they get exclusive opportunities and exclusive consideration.

Every single step along this journey, there are other people clawing for the same opportunities but not getting them. Those people didn’t come from the right parents, or graduate from the right schools. Their applications weren’t as good, because they wrote them themselves, and most people (sorry, y’all, but it’s true) do not write nearly as well as they think they do. Their bios weren’t as perfect, because they didn’t have executive coaches and mentors to help them establish a fine-tuned personal brand. Their ideas weren’t as interesting, because they were working with their own stupid ideas and not the ideas of professional idea-havers.

THE WHOLE SYSTEM IS RIGGED, YOU GUYS. It is rigged. Maybe you went from lower class to middle class, or lower middle class to upper middle class, and you feel like FUCKIN A I LOVE AMERICA AND BALD EAGLES AND MERITOCRACY, but it’s all an illusion. Even if you financially make your way into the nouveau riche layer of the upper class, you still won’t be one of the chosen unless you manage to hit some kind of insanely unlikely lottery (Barack and Michelle Obama come to mind), but you’re honestly more likely to get bit by a radioactive spider and start shooting web-shit from your wrists. The upper class is a closed system, thanks but no thanks, no vacancies, don’t let the door hit ya.

I’ve taken jobs from 40-something year old men who handed the telephone to their daddies to talk about how to craft the right impression in their adult child’s “personal” letter. I’ve worked with executive coaches to hash out what jokes to write in order to best illustrate the “good humor” part of someone’s Personal Brand (TM) in a “personal” essay. THAT is how this works.

There’s no such thing as meritocracy.

The e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37929499)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: FATCEPs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37929583)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 6:27 PM
Author: Absolutely No Couth in SF

where was this pulled from, or original content? very solid!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37932008)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 10:55 AM
Author: '''''



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37929669)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 12:04 PM
Author: FATCEPs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37930076)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 12:09 PM
Author: Andy Ruiz Jr (🇲🇽 X3)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37930128)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 12:04 PM
Author: LaMarcus (LaMarcus)

former striver here ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37930079)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 12:05 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)

This is more right than wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37930093)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: FATCEPs

i've never heard of this executive coach stuff. That most be something practiced by F500 companies as opposed to banks and consulting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37930109)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 12:10 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)

I've heard of it in different terms. You hear about people being "groomed for senior leadership positions." Typically, that means correcting whatever obvious deficiencies they have. If they don't have a grad degree they get a fancy executive MBA, for example (often at 0 cost to the person being groomed). They get mentors, either formally or informally, that tell them what they need to do.

But that's really the author's point. Because these people are "the right sorts of people" they end up with a team of support people that ensure that they end up across the finish line. It isn't remotely organic or resembling a real meritocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37930130)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Andy Ruiz Jr (🇲🇽 X3)

What I want to know is who are these coaches and teachers? How did they get their gigs? How much do they make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37930156)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: pedude

i honestly had no idea this world even existed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37930161)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 9:25 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)

You're not supposed to. That's the point. Outwardly, it is supposed to look like they ended up where they were supposed to because they're so amazing, polished, well-credentialed, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37932829)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 2:15 PM
Author: LetsGetOutofThisTown

100% true. first-hand experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37930819)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 1:36 PM
Author: ;;::;;;::;;.;;,::;;;;;;

They're very popular in the corporate world. We have one. I see her once a quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37930633)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 12:06 PM
Author: ..,,,.....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,..,,.,,...,,..,, (Pederastrian)


lol man i feel a lot better about the schools i got in to. i had zero connections, did zero research, wrote my own letters of interest, etc

these kids must be dumb AND lazy as fuck if their parents need to try this hard to get them into middling schools

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37930105)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: ''''''''''''"''''

the OP contemplates well heeled people from good backgrounds who are presentable and modestly capable. you are a diminutive pushover of enlisted garbage who parlayed your office-duty 'veteran' status to a shitty GI masters degree. then you abandoned ship in america because you knew you couldn't hack it because society ignored you. now you hinge your self-confidence on being attractive to dental-care impoverished slavic whores dealing with your shriveled penis on the 1/100 chance you'll provide a pipeline to US citizenship as you get increasingly drunk, detached, childless, and non-competitive in the nation of your birth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37933556)



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Date: March 15th, 2019 5:20 AM
Author: ..,,,.....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,..,,.,,...,,..,, (Pederastrian)


feel better, gook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37934953)



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Date: March 15th, 2019 5:50 AM
Author: dirte



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37934974)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 12:08 PM
Author: animeboi

"Asshole McGloatyFace" third time I saw this I stopped reading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37930119)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 12:10 PM
Author: Andy Ruiz Jr (🇲🇽 X3)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37930129)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Guy Debord

Really fucking annoying. And, really, it should be Asshole Gloatbergstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37930149)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Com Truise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37930158)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 12:11 PM
Author: faggy retard (retired) (deceased)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37930141)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot

Yeah, but that's a really small segment of the population. There is still plenty of room for your average high IQ person to maek something of themselves and get $$$. The writer comes off as an egotistical, histrionic, jealous whiner who regrets his own career choices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37930163)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 12:26 PM
Author: FATCEPs

Don't you often wonder who ends up in these high level positions of major companies. PArticularly in environment where there pretty much are no journeymen anymore. Once upon a time you could start working at IBM in 70s or 80s and you would be bumped up to a higher position with more responsibility with little to no scrutiny. Nowadays, probably since the 90s kids start these associate trainee programs at F500s and they are no where near where they would have been under the same circumstances in the 80s or 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37930235)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 12:28 PM
Author: animeboi

Professional management has been a disaster for humanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37930242)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (AJiP)

how 2 cop this gig?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37930164)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: GOY SUPERSTAR

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37930647)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 1:46 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

scholarship, would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37930678)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 2:44 PM
Author: Pete Buttigieg

absolutely devastating (for us lmao)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37930999)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Vice.com



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37931043)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 2:57 PM
Author: libcrusher180 (😎)

xo done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37931071)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 3:07 PM
Author: Oh, you travel?

this describes more than a few here. you can suss them out easily - they regularly gloat about prestige but reveal in their writing and overall quality of consciousness that they aren't very bright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37931096)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

Like the poasters who demand that only lawyers from certain schools are qualified to answer their questions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37931785)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 6:03 PM
Author: Oh, you travel?

of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37931930)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 6:10 PM
Author: ''"'''"'''"'


this is an incredible exaggeration. only a tiny number of students get people to write their college and grad school papers. it's insane to think this is widespread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37931957)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 6:26 PM
Author: Absolutely No Couth in SF

You think Chelsea wrote her PHD? You think all the ESL Asians from corrupt wealth are writing theirs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37932006)



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Date: March 15th, 2019 12:46 AM
Author: ~~(>' ' )> (𓅮)

Such anathema.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37934314)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 6:36 PM
Author: GOY SUPERSTAR

dis ah incredibrr exagerrashun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37932029)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: boomerboat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37932884)



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Date: March 15th, 2019 12:26 AM
Author: libcrusher180 (😎)

nice try, Obeezy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37934162)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Dr. Cocaine Rootbeer, PhD

jmaw made eight figures BY ZHERSELF before 35 without any of this shit while living out of crack den motels off the side of the highway

just lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37932032)



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Date: March 15th, 2019 2:19 AM
Author: '"""'""'''"'




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220645&forum_id=2#37934709)