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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
Bisexual soul-stirring sanctuary
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
violet meetinghouse
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
mauve address
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
crystalline bipolar azn milk
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
stimulating smoky forum
  03/26/19
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Bisexual soul-stirring sanctuary
  03/26/19
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Razzmatazz henna useless brakes
  03/26/19
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mauve address
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
grizzly trip son of senegal
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
mauve address
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
violet meetinghouse
  03/26/19
O F S F S
stimulating smoky forum
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
mauve address
  03/26/19
180
iridescent public bath cuckoldry
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
mauve address
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
Thirsty irradiated space circlehead
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
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  08/06/19
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  03/26/19
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  03/26/19
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Mint State Marketing Idea
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
Dark Location Hissy Fit
  03/26/19
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stimulating smoky forum
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
mauve address
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
Supple deep patrolman tanning salon
  03/26/19
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Dark Location Hissy Fit
  03/26/19
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Poppy fragrant nibblets principal's office
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
arousing nursing home
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
Thirsty irradiated space circlehead
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
Crimson Base
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
Supple deep patrolman tanning salon
  03/26/19
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Crimson Base
  03/26/19
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Supple deep patrolman tanning salon
  06/18/19
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
Thirsty irradiated space circlehead
  03/26/19
cr
Crimson Base
  03/26/19
Zoho
Startled Antidepressant Drug
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
Unholy weed whacker hairy legs
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
Passionate Church
  03/26/19
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indigo pea-brained preventive strike really tough guy
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
Poppy fragrant nibblets principal's office
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
high-end crusty temple
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
Pink Boistinker Church Building
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
cerebral lilac potus
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
high-end crusty temple
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
Dark Location Hissy Fit
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
Electric Mahogany Theater Gunner
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
Charismatic Zombie-like Resort Doctorate
  08/07/19
Boom might now
domesticated mediation kitchen
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
Vivacious Immigrant
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
hilarious hell selfie
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
Charismatic Zombie-like Resort Doctorate
  08/07/19
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domesticated mediation kitchen
  11/09/19


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: Bisexual soul-stirring sanctuary

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: violet meetinghouse

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: mauve address

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: crystalline bipolar azn milk

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: stimulating smoky forum

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Bisexual soul-stirring sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: Razzmatazz henna useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992305)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: mauve address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: grizzly trip son of senegal

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: mauve address

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: violet meetinghouse

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: stimulating smoky forum

O F S

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: mauve address

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: iridescent public bath cuckoldry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: mauve address

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Thirsty irradiated space circlehead

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: Electric Mahogany Theater Gunner

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: crystalline bipolar azn milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: Drab wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994068)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: Mint State Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992322)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Dark Location Hissy Fit

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: stimulating smoky forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: mauve address

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: Supple deep patrolman tanning salon

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Dark Location Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Poppy fragrant nibblets principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: arousing nursing home

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Thirsty irradiated space circlehead

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Crimson Base

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: Supple deep patrolman tanning salon

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: Crimson Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: Supple deep patrolman tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38407018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: Thirsty irradiated space circlehead

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: Crimson Base

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: Startled Antidepressant Drug

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Unholy weed whacker hairy legs

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: Passionate Church

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: indigo pea-brained preventive strike really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Poppy fragrant nibblets principal's office

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: high-end crusty temple

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: Pink Boistinker Church Building

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: cerebral lilac potus

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: high-end crusty temple

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: Dark Location Hissy Fit

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: Electric Mahogany Theater Gunner

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Charismatic Zombie-like Resort Doctorate

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: domesticated mediation kitchen

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Vivacious Immigrant

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: hilarious hell selfie

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Charismatic Zombie-like Resort Doctorate

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: domesticated mediation kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#39092942)