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Mid-30s biglawyer guy, starting to date mid-20s service industry girl

This could be a total disaster. She has a college degree and...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/17/19
You won't be able to compete with all the service industry C...
Aqua naked market
  04/17/19
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  04/17/19
I actually met her as one of her customers and because I was...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/17/19
It's not just you.
Insecure bisexual cruise ship
  04/20/19
She flirted with the bartender while u guys were on your fir...
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  04/18/19
They were chatting but also kinda making fun of each other b...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/20/19
Congress actually pays pretty well I think. Did AOC finally ...
zombie-like university
  04/17/19
I am very flattered but I have not been going out with AOC.
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/17/19
sounds very intellectual
Red Soggy Brunch Headpube
  04/17/19
Look I harbor no illusions that, at this point, I'm the only...
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  04/17/19
this poast is so intellectual that PDFs of it are being dist...
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180 Site
  04/29/19
Jfc
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  04/30/19
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  04/30/19
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Ungodly partner death wish
  05/12/19
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Violent irradiated locale
  05/24/19
Uh. . .the only guy enjoying the ride with her is the CHAD s...
disturbing garrison sneaky criminal
  04/17/19
Wait you assume that after you took her on several dates eac...
misanthropic shitlib space
  04/17/19
I'm often glass-half-empty when it comes to dating.
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/17/19
You think it was more than one?
comical stain
  04/17/19
I mentioned earlier that there have been three dates.
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/17/19
No, I think he's saying more than one guy fucked her after y...
comical stain
  04/17/19
Oh, carry on then
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/17/19
lol she's just no a sexual person, ok!
pink depressive
  04/17/19
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  04/17/19
She sounds extroverted. Straight buys should never date extr...
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  04/17/19
She's extroverted, but so am I. Also, that's some toxic s...
heady copper shrine trust fund
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crimson sanctuary
  04/18/19
We’ll see what unfolds!
magenta painfully honest location giraffe
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salmon swashbuckling office
  04/17/19
Lmaffle
lemon haunted graveyard potus
  04/17/19
Kooky adventure, is what's about to happen.
Twinkling vibrant legal warrant area
  04/17/19
We discussed going on vacation together. She might call my ...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/17/19
Lol women.
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Plum wonderful box office legend
  04/30/19
lol
electric abode
  04/17/19
Seems like the type of chick that would be impressed with an...
Twinkling vibrant legal warrant area
  04/20/19
probably setting yourself up to get hurt or at least disappo...
infuriating umber stage jew
  04/17/19
u know exactly how this ends
White spot
  04/17/19
Marriage?
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/17/19
Cr.
Dashing macaca lodge
  04/18/19
ghost her and start browsing /r/MGTOW
salmon swashbuckling office
  04/17/19
Keep us updated and don't overthink it. Not all women are as...
offensive lascivious resort newt
  04/17/19
Yah maybe that's right. It didn't help that I saw her phone ...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/17/19
If her phone was "blowing up", it's much more like...
obsidian fluffy rigor
  04/17/19
Good thread. She's still fucking and sucking other dudes. Sh...
orange filthpig
  04/17/19
flip phone....
poppy diverse affirmative action electric furnace
  04/17/19
She claims she's been in serious relationships so if things ...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/17/19
Sad part is not that she won't STOP sucking and fucking othe...
disturbing garrison sneaky criminal
  04/17/19
We'll see what unfolds.
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/17/19
Cr. Not fucking and sucking this girl on the first date m...
orange filthpig
  04/17/19
phd of MGTOW
salmon swashbuckling office
  04/17/19
brutally cr
disturbing garrison sneaky criminal
  04/18/19
great thread without even a single pic
Claret Bearded Rehab Idiot
  04/17/19
Why would I post a pic of a girl I'm interested in, who live...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/17/19
you can post a censored pic all sexthreaders or relatio...
Claret Bearded Rehab Idiot
  04/17/19
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magenta painfully honest location giraffe
  04/17/19
Lol where is this mecca of a small town packed with poasters...
Harsh voyeur
  04/17/19
Willoughby
Plum wonderful box office legend
  04/30/19
Hows shaker heights
Shimmering marvelous mood
  04/30/19
fag
Avocado kitchen
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...
pale crackhouse
  05/05/19
Type of restaurant or bar? Getting a servers number is a st...
Exhilarant Jet Home
  04/17/19
Chill quiet spot. I'd met and chatted with her multiple time...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/17/19
this is very sad what you're describing is a fun-loving y...
Fragrant Citrine Stag Film Travel Guidebook
  04/17/19
Jfc at this place.
poppy diverse affirmative action electric furnace
  04/17/19
yeah i don't know why it attracts so many fucking delusional...
Fragrant Citrine Stag Film Travel Guidebook
  04/17/19
I think we should give him the benefit of the doubt at first...
poppy diverse affirmative action electric furnace
  04/17/19
it’s 100% true
Cerebral Trailer Park Sound Barrier
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the people left on this board are sick they're the follow...
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  04/18/19
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Plum wonderful box office legend
  04/30/19
Both of our dates were modest and she is fiercely independen...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/17/19
have you gotten anywhere with this girl beyond a goodnight k...
Fragrant Citrine Stag Film Travel Guidebook
  04/17/19
Out of respect for the process I won't comment further about...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/17/19
lmao you didn't even get a goodnight kiss fill your pocke...
Fragrant Citrine Stag Film Travel Guidebook
  04/17/19
Goodnight kiss has the floor, not the ceiling, on each of ou...
heady copper shrine trust fund
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yeah watching pathetic aging bux-cucks try to delude themsel...
Fragrant Citrine Stag Film Travel Guidebook
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  04/18/19
"thick-dicked 26 year old bartender" MODS!
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Plum wonderful box office legend
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Contagious gaped chad
  05/01/19
What happened w the biglaw sa a year or two ago
green institution
  04/18/19
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pale crackhouse
  04/18/19
TWIST: it's the same girl
pale crackhouse
  04/18/19
ITE
mentally impaired becky piazza
  04/18/19
It wasn't meant to be.
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/20/19
You are also in a service industry job, not sure what the is...
Hot silver stead
  04/18/19
works late hours, serves the whim of others, drinking proble...
Razzmatazz Chest-beating Address
  04/18/19
cocaine to weed use ratio?
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  04/20/19
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Curious water buffalo double fault
  04/29/19
I think you’re overestimating your competition in DC. ...
Bonkers french chef
  04/18/19
Weirdly I know like a dozen bartenders in trendy areas in DC...
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  04/18/19
DC shrews creaming their pants at the thought of getting hit...
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  04/18/19
Sad!
Bonkers french chef
  04/18/19
Do not marry. Have kids if you want and live together forev...
Costumed skinny woman
  04/18/19
Sad to learn you’re not already married with kids op. ...
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Red Soggy Brunch Headpube
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heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/18/19
OP are you broke and/or short If not no excuse to live this...
deep tattoo public bath
  04/18/19
long story
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/18/19
Neither wtf. Let tigre is being toxic ignore him.
pale crackhouse
  04/18/19
tyft
heady copper shrine trust fund
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...
racy forum incel
  04/18/19
I only mean to agree with this comment: http://xoxohth.co...
deep tattoo public bath
  04/23/19
"Service industry" is a euphemism for escort, righ...
territorial kitty theatre
  04/18/19
No I don't use escorts.
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/20/19
The escort may end up using you; depends on how kooky the wr...
deep tattoo public bath
  04/23/19
She's working tonight but asked me to meet at a late night b...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/20/19
A very awkward evening.
racy forum incel
  04/20/19
Doesn't it mean it's serious if she wants me to meet her fri...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/20/19
I mean, maybe (it is definitely a step that would have to ha...
racy forum incel
  04/20/19
Are you saying I shouldn't wear my embroidered law firm polo...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/20/19
if that's your usual style, fuck yeah you should. Nothing ex...
Odious Emerald Center Son Of Senegal
  04/20/19
I was kidding. I’ll be myself.
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/20/19
Depends on the Vault ranking. :)
racy forum incel
  04/20/19
MFF prospects, tread wisely
thriller pungent really tough guy selfie
  04/20/19
This is a lot of hoops to jump through if you haven't smashe...
territorial kitty theatre
  04/21/19
She ended up not staying out late so I didn't meet up with h...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/21/19
lol just lol
Fragrant Citrine Stag Film Travel Guidebook
  04/22/19
...
translucent gaping base
  04/22/19
This is a lot of hoops to jump through if you haven't smashe...
territorial kitty theatre
  04/22/19
This has to be flaem.
poppy diverse affirmative action electric furnace
  04/22/19
what kind of French cafe was this intellectual poast typed i...
Red Soggy Brunch Headpube
  04/22/19
hope you start getting some ass soon.
Odious Emerald Center Son Of Senegal
  04/20/19
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3122167&mc=42&am...
Red Soggy Brunch Headpube
  04/20/19
this whole thread is masterful flame
Talented alpha
  04/22/19
I really wish it were flame. But, some good news is that sh...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/22/19
*high five*
exciting metal school sex offender
  04/23/19
What happened on 4-20
insane station
  04/23/19
...
lavender set
  04/23/19
100% chance of divorce
Indecent beady-eyed karate
  04/23/19
Finally had the "night to ourselves" the other nig...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/29/19
omg
Chestnut native pistol
  04/29/19
Phew... I was hoping you'd fan this flame sooner rather than...
glittery brilliant bbw
  04/29/19
Brother this is 100% not flame
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/29/19
I can set you up with an attractive law shrew, DOJ etc. Let ...
pale crackhouse
  04/29/19
You have my contact info, go on
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/29/19
Will do.
pale crackhouse
  04/30/19
ROTFLOL
Curious water buffalo double fault
  04/29/19
jfc
Bateful kink-friendly cumskin field
  04/29/19
Great meta flame.
poppy diverse affirmative action electric furnace
  04/29/19
jfc. you're better than this.
Red Soggy Brunch Headpube
  04/29/19
God I love it here
Aqua naked market
  04/29/19
...
Ivory bat shit crazy friendly grandma telephone
  05/01/19
...
pale crackhouse
  05/05/19
Flame
supple frisky community account
  04/30/19
You over it or no?
exciting metal school sex offender
  04/30/19
needs to stick with this one 'til the bitter end
Excitant Sienna Corner Quadroon
  04/30/19
Give yourself a chance to love her
Self-centered wine gas station
  04/30/19
...
Excitant Sienna Corner Quadroon
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...
cowardly soul-stirring hell
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...
opaque goal in life
  04/30/19
...
Plum wonderful box office legend
  04/30/19
Now THAT'S what I call content creation
deep tattoo public bath
  04/30/19
this is the price of degeneracy
Gold self-absorbed stage
  04/30/19
Holy shit I want to die
blathering aphrodisiac tanning salon
  04/30/19
Lol. Amazing
Drunken Pocket Flask
  04/30/19
Probably the only non-johnsmeyer flame that has ever made me...
Shimmering marvelous mood
  04/30/19
lol nicely done. There are lots of subtle Johns Meyer type d...
House-broken gaming laptop
  04/30/19
If real, you are a pathetic and sad individual. If flame,...
Histrionic plaza
  04/30/19
You should have just left as soon as you saw her on the couc...
bipolar ticket booth hairy legs
  04/30/19
I chuckled, but I wish you would have played this out a litt...
Big Sick Roast Beef Meetinghouse
  04/30/19
agreed, should have waited until at least 2,000 replies to c...
pale crackhouse
  04/30/19
...
Costumed skinny woman
  04/30/19
mance rayder tp, great poaster, somehow still underrated
Cordovan house feces
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...
Passionate marketing idea property
  04/30/19
Just wow
glittery brilliant bbw
  04/30/19
She texted me today finally. Said she just booked a flight t...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/30/19
376492534873624, however we need a LOT MORE DETAIL as to teh...
deep tattoo public bath
  04/30/19
there's some details about this 6'4" CHAD that he still...
motley frozen locus mexican
  04/30/19
Not my style to get into that but it was 180
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/30/19
How can she afford to go to costa rica for a few weeks
concupiscible lake parlour coldplay fan
  04/30/19
She said she found a cheap flight and “has someone to ...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  04/30/19
...
Passionate marketing idea property
  04/30/19
JFC, sugar baby?
concupiscible lake parlour coldplay fan
  04/30/19
...
Excitant Sienna Corner Quadroon
  04/30/19
Lmao.
glittery brilliant bbw
  04/30/19
I think she wants you to make a grand gesture. Show up unann...
pale crackhouse
  04/30/19
now whos being toxic
deep tattoo public bath
  04/30/19
The general concept of showing up is a good idea, but I'm no...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  05/01/19
lol
Chestnut native pistol
  04/30/19
LOL
Self-centered wine gas station
  04/30/19
no need for a full depo or cross just ask "who?" a...
Excitant Sienna Corner Quadroon
  04/30/19
Slide and let do
Razzle-dazzle jade boltzmann
  04/30/19
livin' the dream
translucent gaping base
  05/01/19
I do this a lot. It’s fun while it lasts Edit: no...
Razzle-dazzle jade boltzmann
  04/30/19
let this thread be a testament to how the average chick take...
Self-centered wine gas station
  04/30/19
...
Excitant Sienna Corner Quadroon
  05/01/19
maybe she is top 10%ile
pale crackhouse
  05/01/19
honestly the only way to get around this at this point is to...
bipolar ticket booth hairy legs
  05/01/19
The younger girl who's open to dating someone 10+ years her ...
Tantric cobalt messiness weed whacker
  05/01/19
the reverse is far more true in my opinion
bipolar ticket booth hairy legs
  05/01/19
Wow, you really are idiotic.
magenta painfully honest location giraffe
  05/05/19
This thread depresses the shit out of me. I'm a homeless ...
bipolar ticket booth hairy legs
  05/01/19
180 thread would read again.
Ivory bat shit crazy friendly grandma telephone
  05/01/19
Headed into work but quick recap of last night. She’s ...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  05/03/19
...
poppy diverse affirmative action electric furnace
  05/03/19
rofl ur just wasting ur time and money into getting cucked
Adventurous maroon chapel kitty cat
  05/03/19
mrtp: going down to Costa Rica to make passionate love to a ...
pale crackhouse
  05/03/19
juice not worth the squeeze. MGTOW.
crystalline aromatic dragon
  05/03/19
it's great for content creation! let him live a little.
pale crackhouse
  05/03/19
it's a flame narrative
Shimmering marvelous mood
  05/03/19
To follow up, I got the whole story about the tall chad. He...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  05/04/19
this flame really hurts so good, i appreciate it
White spot
  05/04/19
...
Odious Emerald Center Son Of Senegal
  05/04/19
...
Self-centered wine gas station
  05/04/19
It stings like hot sauce but you just need more
drab vigorous orchestra pit
  05/04/19
...
Stirring whorehouse
  05/05/19
you have sex with her after she "snuggled" with ch...
Odious Emerald Center Son Of Senegal
  05/04/19
Before. And then yeah again a few nights ago.
heady copper shrine trust fund
  05/04/19
Update: She decided to fly to Colombia before making her way...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  05/05/19
...
Passionate marketing idea property
  05/05/19
Nice. But lacks bountiful breasts alas
Excitant Sienna Corner Quadroon
  05/05/19
They're perfect
heady copper shrine trust fund
  05/05/19
I mean at the end of the day they’re your concern and ...
Excitant Sienna Corner Quadroon
  05/05/19
...
exciting metal school sex offender
  05/06/19
You could have just said not flame
Red Soggy Brunch Headpube
  05/05/19
thanks for encouraging degeneracy
Gold self-absorbed stage
  05/05/19
she got wet when you started in on the discovery fights and ...
translucent gaping base
  05/06/19
lol. Why are you talking about fire drills?? You should let ...
glittery brilliant bbw
  05/06/19
nah, she obviously fell for his beta associate shtick. he ne...
Big Sick Roast Beef Meetinghouse
  05/06/19
180 flame, i get it now
deep tattoo public bath
  05/06/19
...
exciting metal school sex offender
  05/06/19
the eggplant means pegging right?
electric abode
  05/06/19
I bet she’s really impressed by the Sidley Austin clie...
stimulating nowag
  05/05/19
...
Plum wonderful box office legend
  05/06/19
Flame of the year candidate right here
crusty lettuce
  05/06/19
...
Smoky pisswyrm
  05/11/19
Update?
Adventurous maroon chapel kitty cat
  05/06/19
...
pale crackhouse
  05/06/19
Haven’t been in much contact with her since last night...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  05/06/19
what happened to the summer associate you wanted to marry
electric abode
  05/06/19
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&mc=2...
pale crackhouse
  05/06/19
What a night. I just woke up. Need to process last night, wi...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  05/11/19
Dish
Self-centered wine gas station
  05/11/19
he got his PhD
pink depressive
  05/11/19
It involved a beach rave. I’ll type it up once I get s...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  05/11/19
...
salmon swashbuckling office
  05/11/19
I'm hard for scholarship
provocative idea he suggested
  05/11/19
...
salmon swashbuckling office
  05/12/19
Sounds highly intellectual brother
crusty lettuce
  05/12/19
...
Excitant Sienna Corner Quadroon
  05/12/19
A lot of people around (who all have dicks)
pink depressive
  05/12/19
...
Excitant Sienna Corner Quadroon
  05/12/19
...
salmon swashbuckling office
  05/11/19
Here’s the story of Friday night. I took a very early ...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  05/12/19
...
Smoky pisswyrm
  05/12/19
Uh yea you should probably be done with her she’s basi...
Excitant Sienna Corner Quadroon
  05/12/19
Yikes. Why be done with her though? She sounds fun. Keep her...
Blue multi-colored milk theater
  05/12/19
*JJC sets MacBook on fire*
crusty lettuce
  05/12/19
Sounds like you got a PhD but totally keep her around
pink depressive
  05/12/19
well, a couple of problems: 1. you don't wanna be sober o...
boyish library
  05/12/19
Lmfao at UVT, the most autistic mentally ill NOWAG loser chi...
crusty lettuce
  05/12/19
titcr also, if not flame, set boundaries. While getting ...
Odious Emerald Center Son Of Senegal
  05/12/19
Holy shit, this self deporting chink faggot talking about re...
concupiscible lake parlour coldplay fan
  05/17/19
yikes... tbf she is smoking hot and that counts for somethi...
Odious Emerald Center Son Of Senegal
  05/12/19
youre a faggot
Gold self-absorbed stage
  05/12/19
aren't we all?
Odious Emerald Center Son Of Senegal
  05/12/19
Weak flame
Plum wonderful box office legend
  05/12/19
so much for being her protector
pale crackhouse
  05/15/19
where's da pic
Mind-boggling Fantasy-prone Ceo
  05/12/19
you dump the bitch?
Odious Emerald Center Son Of Senegal
  05/15/19
Update: Bros I don't know where to begin. I was fairly cert...
heady copper shrine trust fund
  05/17/19
...
hideous windowlicker
  05/17/19
She's obviously lying.
Blue multi-colored milk theater
  05/17/19
idk if she wants him to talk to the police, that would be pr...
pale crackhouse
  05/17/19
lmao bro. If you see her again you're a fucking moron.
glittery brilliant bbw
  05/17/19
Just accept what she said and comfort her and parlay this in...
Mind-boggling Fantasy-prone Ceo
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this guy gets it.
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mom pics?
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TITCR update.
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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:34 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

This could be a total disaster. She has a college degree and respectable but low-paying day job, but because she rents her own place in DC she needs additional income, so she does service industry work. Our first date was at "her favorite bar" where she flirted with the bartender half the time. I was chill about it and joined in the banter, and the night ended well. Led to second & third dates. Yet, I think she has a lot of service industry guys hitting her up every night...no idea how many she's gone home with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103831)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Aqua naked market

You won't be able to compete with all the service industry Chads that this girl has at her disposal. Not to mention the customers she serves. HOpe you're an intellectual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103840)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:37 PM
Author: hairraiser irate persian main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103845)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:37 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

I actually met her as one of her customers and because I was multiple drinks in asked for her #. Figured I was the hundredth guy to do so, but after some texting the first time I actually asked her out she was up for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103848)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Insecure bisexual cruise ship

It's not just you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38114234)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 11:15 AM
Author: glittery brilliant bbw

She flirted with the bartender while u guys were on your first date? Wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38106205)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 10:54 AM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

They were chatting but also kinda making fun of each other because they knew each other. Kinda "flirting."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38114939)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: zombie-like university

Congress actually pays pretty well I think. Did AOC finally dump her ginger BF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103843)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:38 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

I am very flattered but I have not been going out with AOC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103851)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:38 PM
Author: Red Soggy Brunch Headpube

sounds very intellectual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103852)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:41 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

Look I harbor no illusions that, at this point, I'm the only guy in her life. And because each of the dates ended saying goodbye outside her apartment (she says she moves slowly lol) I assume I was not the last guy she saw those nights. Which leads me to believe she's seeing her friends settle down and is intrigued by the prospect of finding a beta cuck provider that she gets along with. For now I'm enjoying the ride.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103865)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:42 PM
Author: poppy diverse affirmative action electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103872)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:56 PM
Author: Red Soggy Brunch Headpube

this poast is so intellectual that PDFs of it are being distributed as mandatory reading in continental philosophy seminars at Yale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103939)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 11:13 PM
Author: Passionate marketing idea property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104283)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 7:29 PM
Author: Dashing macaca lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38108692)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 5:02 AM
Author: Canary Arousing Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38110298)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 7:03 PM
Author: Sinister reading party temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38116668)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: cracking parlor pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38119521)



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Date: April 22nd, 2019 4:10 PM
Author: bipolar ticket booth hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38125637)



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Date: April 23rd, 2019 10:05 PM
Author: glittery brilliant bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38132601)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 11:33 PM
Author: 180 Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38163169)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 2:55 AM
Author: Maize jap

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38163760)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Plum wonderful box office legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38165155)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 8:50 AM
Author: Navy range round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38179753)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 3:36 PM
Author: Ungodly partner death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38224366)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 1:29 AM
Author: Violent irradiated locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38281470)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 10:15 PM
Author: disturbing garrison sneaky criminal

Uh. . .the only guy enjoying the ride with her is the CHAD she texted while in the uber with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104024)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: misanthropic shitlib space

Wait you assume that after you took her on several dates each time she called another guy over to fuck after you left? You have low expectations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104309)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

I'm often glass-half-empty when it comes to dating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104318)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 11:20 PM
Author: comical stain

You think it was more than one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104330)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 11:23 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

I mentioned earlier that there have been three dates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104345)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 11:33 PM
Author: comical stain

No, I think he's saying more than one guy fucked her after your dates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104404)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 11:36 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

Oh, carry on then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104422)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 11:51 PM
Author: pink depressive

lol she's just no a sexual person, ok!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104479)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: disturbing garrison sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38106400)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 5:58 PM
Author: Charismatic fuchsia police squad international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38116472)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: disturbing garrison sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38106398)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:38 PM
Author: poppy diverse affirmative action electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103853)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:39 PM
Author: trip bawdyhouse faggot firefighter

She sounds extroverted. Straight buys should never date extroverted girls. They all cheat.

Source: I have lots of extroverted (girl)friends and all the highly extroverted ones (eg. the kinds that would chat up a bartender) cheat constantly when in a relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103856)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:43 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

She's extroverted, but so am I.

Also, that's some toxic shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103875)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 4:23 AM
Author: crimson sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104962)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:39 PM
Author: magenta painfully honest location giraffe

We’ll see what unfolds!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103858)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:56 PM
Author: salmon swashbuckling office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103937)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:40 PM
Author: lemon haunted graveyard potus

Lmaffle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103861)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:43 PM
Author: Twinkling vibrant legal warrant area

Kooky adventure, is what's about to happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103874)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:46 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

We discussed going on vacation together. She might call my bluff. I tried to manage expectations and explain that as a biglawyer I don't often do trips on short notice and occasionally have to cancel plans, but when I could tell that was a turn-off I walked it back and implied that sometimes I'll find myself work-free for a weekend and book spur of the moment trips. I mentioned exotic locations and she lit up again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103889)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:48 PM
Author: poppy diverse affirmative action electric furnace

Lol women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103896)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 11:14 PM
Author: Passionate marketing idea property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104289)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 4:33 AM
Author: galvanic bright church building famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104979)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 4:46 AM
Author: Spectacular Principal's Office Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38105002)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 10:54 AM
Author: bipolar ticket booth hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38105987)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 11:16 AM
Author: glittery brilliant bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38106212)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: disturbing garrison sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38106403)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 6:06 PM
Author: House-broken gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38108350)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: territorial kitty theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38108528)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 6:43 PM
Author: Unholy Stubborn Deer Antler Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38116599)



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Date: April 23rd, 2019 10:05 PM
Author: glittery brilliant bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38132604)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Plum wonderful box office legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38165159)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 10:19 PM
Author: electric abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104046)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 8:07 AM
Author: Twinkling vibrant legal warrant area

Seems like the type of chick that would be impressed with an Amex Platinum card. Cop ine for the pts, show it around her friends, swim in more pusssy, cancel after 1st yr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38114635)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:45 PM
Author: infuriating umber stage jew

probably setting yourself up to get hurt or at least disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103881)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:48 PM
Author: White spot

u know exactly how this ends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103894)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:48 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

Marriage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103898)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Dashing macaca lodge

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38108705)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:56 PM
Author: salmon swashbuckling office

ghost her and start browsing /r/MGTOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103942)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 10:00 PM
Author: offensive lascivious resort newt

Keep us updated and don't overthink it. Not all women are as slutty as this boart let's on. Many young women do go slow because they're afraid to get hurt and pumped and dumped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103957)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

Yah maybe that's right. It didn't help that I saw her phone blowing up with texts at midnight, which I assume was not from her female friends. I'm not getting my hopes too high and am trying to play it cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104016)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: obsidian fluffy rigor

If her phone was "blowing up", it's much more likely that her friends were asking how her date went. Presumably most booty call threads are not a protracted matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104170)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 10:04 PM
Author: orange filthpig

Good thread. She's still fucking and sucking other dudes. She won't stop for you. Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103973)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 10:06 PM
Author: poppy diverse affirmative action electric furnace

flip phone....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38103979)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 10:12 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

She claims she's been in serious relationships so if things progress maybe we'll become exclusive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104011)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: disturbing garrison sneaky criminal

Sad part is not that she won't STOP sucking and fucking other dudes.

It's that she won't START sucking and fucking OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104029)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

We'll see what unfolds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104033)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: orange filthpig

Cr.

Not fucking and sucking this girl on the first date means she does NOT see him as Chad and she will NEVER respect him. Op is well on his way to a PhD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104055)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: salmon swashbuckling office

phd of MGTOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104082)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 11:41 AM
Author: disturbing garrison sneaky criminal

brutally cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38106407)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: Claret Bearded Rehab Idiot

great thread without even a single pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104014)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

Why would I post a pic of a girl I'm interested in, who lives in a small town where lots of poasters also live?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104021)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: Claret Bearded Rehab Idiot

you can post a censored pic

all sexthreaders or relationshipthreaders who dont post pics ought to be gassed. dont take it personally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104030)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 10:54 PM
Author: magenta painfully honest location giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104195)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 11:29 PM
Author: Harsh voyeur

Lol where is this mecca of a small town packed with poasters and hot young cocktail waitresses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104379)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: Plum wonderful box office legend

Willoughby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38165165)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 7:00 AM
Author: Shimmering marvelous mood

Hows shaker heights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38164017)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 10:07 AM
Author: Avocado kitchen

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38180044)



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Date: May 5th, 2019 8:07 PM
Author: pale crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38191785)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 10:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant Jet Home

Type of restaurant or bar? Getting a servers number is a strong move, so whatever shit you get on here, good for you brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104192)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

Chill quiet spot. I'd met and chatted with her multiple times at the same place, wasn't a one-time thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104205)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 11:09 PM
Author: Fragrant Citrine Stag Film Travel Guidebook

this is very sad

what you're describing is a fun-loving young girl leading on a middle-aged man for the purpose of feeding her ego and buying her drinks and maybe (roflmao) taking her on a nice vacation.

i bet you think she's impressed with your professional success. i bet you think she sees you as an accomplished, high-status man. she doesn't. she sees you as a meal ticket and something to do on a thursday night until her favorite thick-dicked 26 year old bartender gets off his shift

at this point you might as well just go on seekingarrangement.com. at least then you'll get laid and won't be able to delude yourself as to the nature of your relationship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104266)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 11:15 PM
Author: poppy diverse affirmative action electric furnace

Jfc at this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104292)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Fragrant Citrine Stag Film Travel Guidebook

yeah i don't know why it attracts so many fucking delusional losers like OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104306)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: poppy diverse affirmative action electric furnace

I think we should give him the benefit of the doubt at first. But at some point soon he should be able to tell if the chick is likely to be the one you desribeZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104314)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: Cerebral Trailer Park Sound Barrier

it’s 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104317)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 12:43 AM
Author: Flatulent french national

the people left on this board are sick

they're the following type:

https://mcrumps.com/2019/01/31/the-thing-that-the-incels-desire/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104656)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 1:23 PM
Author: Plum wonderful box office legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38165199)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

Both of our dates were modest and she is fiercely independent. She has a day job and works nights quite often so she can have the disposable income to enjoy the city whenever possible. No apparent taste for fancy shit; her ideal vacations are being somewhere secluded, not luxe shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104312)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 11:20 PM
Author: Fragrant Citrine Stag Film Travel Guidebook

have you gotten anywhere with this girl beyond a goodnight kiss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104327)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 11:22 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

Out of respect for the process I won't comment further about what we've done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104342)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 11:23 PM
Author: Fragrant Citrine Stag Film Travel Guidebook

lmao you didn't even get a goodnight kiss

fill your pockets with rocks and walk into the fucking ocean. it'll be a lot less painful than the next ten years of your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

Goodnight kiss has the floor, not the ceiling, on each of our dates. You seem to be unhappy with this thread or have an axe to grind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104356)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: Fragrant Citrine Stag Film Travel Guidebook

yeah watching pathetic aging bux-cucks try to delude themselves into thinking they're still youthful and sexually desirable really grinds my gears. it's like seeing people humor a downs retard who thinks he can fly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104392)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 4:37 AM
Author: galvanic bright church building famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104984)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 11:41 AM
Author: disturbing garrison sneaky criminal

"thick-dicked 26 year old bartender"

MODS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38106412)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 11:58 AM
Author: dun flirting hall therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38106512)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: Plum wonderful box office legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38165166)



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Date: May 1st, 2019 10:45 AM
Author: Contagious gaped chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38169590)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: green institution

What happened w the biglaw sa a year or two ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38104674)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 10:47 AM
Author: pale crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38105909)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 10:51 AM
Author: pale crackhouse

TWIST: it's the same girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38105944)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 11:12 AM
Author: mentally impaired becky piazza

ITE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38106179)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 5:28 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

It wasn't meant to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38116373)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 6:42 AM
Author: Hot silver stead

You are also in a service industry job, not sure what the issue is here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38105085)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 10:45 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Chest-beating Address

works late hours, serves the whim of others, drinking problems are common. biglaw or bartending?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38105878)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 7:05 PM
Author: Sinister reading party temple

cocaine to weed use ratio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38116676)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: Curious water buffalo double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38162929)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 10:34 AM
Author: Bonkers french chef

I think you’re overestimating your competition in DC. The guys there are particularly esmaculated — including bartenders and service industry dudes. Fucking Peterman was technically “alpha” lol

Just treat her like she’s below you while being respectful, and you’ll be ok. When you’re dropping her off home, she’s more likely flipping her bean or wasting time on instragram or Pinterest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38105812)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 10:53 AM
Author: titillating useless brakes church

Weirdly I know like a dozen bartenders in trendy areas in DC (all through one friend from college). They are all depressed alcoholics who think they’re better than their customers bc they can wear the same shitty clothes they’ve worn since college when they go to work. There’s one dude who pulls a lot of chicks (this is DC so the chicks in question are all shrew 6s) bc he’s relatively fit and an annoying spazz and some of them confuse that for being cool or alpha or something. But most chicks in DC who hustle at all, even the ones in their 20s, care a lot about status and would be embarrassed to seriously date a bartender. 95% of girls there who are like the one in the OP dream of meeting Tommy Vietor or Ben Rhodes when they meet a guy in a bar who seems like he has a decent career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38105975)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: glittery brilliant bbw

DC shrews creaming their pants at the thought of getting hitched to a young David Axelrod!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38107270)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Bonkers french chef

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38107373)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 10:55 AM
Author: Costumed skinny woman

Do not marry. Have kids if you want and live together forever. But don’t marry. She knows plenty of unmarried couples and parents. It will be fine in her mind. Don’t even flinch about it. Just tell her that’s what you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38105996)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 11:23 AM
Author: glittery brilliant bbw

Sad to learn you’re not already married with kids op. U deserve better than dealing with modernity’s shitdating scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38106263)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Red Soggy Brunch Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38106445)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 6:27 PM
Author: Passionate marketing idea property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38108430)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 7:25 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38108679)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 5:58 PM
Author: deep tattoo public bath

OP are you broke and/or short

If not no excuse to live this way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38108332)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

long story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38109398)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 9:42 PM
Author: pale crackhouse

Neither wtf. Let tigre is being toxic ignore him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38109416)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 9:47 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38109430)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 11:05 PM
Author: racy forum incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38109686)



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Date: April 23rd, 2019 5:26 PM
Author: deep tattoo public bath

I only mean to agree with this comment:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&mc=134&forum_id=2#38106263

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38131243)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 6:53 PM
Author: territorial kitty theatre

"Service industry" is a euphemism for escort, right? I don't think these are dates . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38108544)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 10:54 AM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

No I don't use escorts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38114940)



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Date: April 23rd, 2019 5:24 PM
Author: deep tattoo public bath

The escort may end up using you; depends on how kooky the writers wanna take this storyline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38131239)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 5:28 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

She's working tonight but asked me to meet at a late night bar where the "industry" people all hang out after they finish their shifts. What am I walking into?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38116370)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 5:36 PM
Author: racy forum incel

A very awkward evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38116393)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 5:37 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

Doesn't it mean it's serious if she wants me to meet her friends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38116396)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 5:40 PM
Author: racy forum incel

I mean, maybe (it is definitely a step that would have to happen, though it isn't like meeting her family), but she is part of a culture you aren't a part of and that will definitely show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38116405)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 5:41 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

Are you saying I shouldn't wear my embroidered law firm polo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38116411)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 5:57 PM
Author: Odious Emerald Center Son Of Senegal

if that's your usual style, fuck yeah you should. Nothing exudes cool like an untucked embroidered law firm polo, khakis, and boat shoes. But in all seriousness, its better if you act yourself than try to be "cool" and wear a fedora and denim jacket or whatever you think her and her friends find hip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38116468)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 5:59 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

I was kidding. I’ll be myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38116475)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 7:07 PM
Author: racy forum incel

Depends on the Vault ranking. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38116682)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 5:41 PM
Author: thriller pungent really tough guy selfie

MFF prospects, tread wisely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38116409)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 1:36 PM
Author: territorial kitty theatre

This is a lot of hoops to jump through if you haven't smashed yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38119471)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 1:49 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

She ended up not staying out late so I didn't meet up with her, but I saw her for a few day drinks late afternoon. Probably better that it worked out that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38119519)



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Date: April 22nd, 2019 1:21 PM
Author: Fragrant Citrine Stag Film Travel Guidebook

lol

just

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38124325)



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Date: April 22nd, 2019 1:23 PM
Author: translucent gaping base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38124339)



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Date: April 22nd, 2019 4:01 PM
Author: territorial kitty theatre

This is a lot of hoops to jump through if you haven't smashed yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38125564)



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Date: April 22nd, 2019 4:04 PM
Author: poppy diverse affirmative action electric furnace

This has to be flaem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38125593)



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Date: April 22nd, 2019 9:15 PM
Author: Red Soggy Brunch Headpube

what kind of French cafe was this intellectual poast typed in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38127090)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 5:50 PM
Author: Odious Emerald Center Son Of Senegal

hope you start getting some ass soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38116438)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: Red Soggy Brunch Headpube

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3122167&mc=42&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38116661)



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Date: April 22nd, 2019 4:12 PM
Author: Talented alpha

this whole thread is masterful flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38125647)



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Date: April 22nd, 2019 8:53 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

I really wish it were flame. But, some good news is that she said she wants to "free up the whole evening" for the next time we go out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38126953)



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Date: April 23rd, 2019 5:32 PM
Author: exciting metal school sex offender

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38131291)



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Date: April 23rd, 2019 9:51 PM
Author: insane station

What happened on 4-20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38132531)



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Date: April 23rd, 2019 9:23 PM
Author: lavender set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38132401)



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Date: April 23rd, 2019 9:29 PM
Author: Indecent beady-eyed karate

100% chance of divorce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38132430)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

Finally had the "night to ourselves" the other night. This was before the weekend, and I was with family all weekend so didn't get the chance to post this until now.

We started off taking a walk along the Georgetown waterfront before grabbing a drink at a wine bar in the area. It's obvious that we don't have a lot in common, but that's part of the allure. As some of you know, I kind of have a "thing" for law shrews, but some recent endeavors didn't work out so well, so I'm trying to mix it up. Besides our different backgrounds and careers, we've got great chemistry.

We go to dinner after the wine bar, and have a slow meal. We finish around 11, and instead of going to another bar she suggests we open some wine back at her place. At this point it sounds like the perfect ending to a great date.

We get back to her place and open some wine, and before long we're making out. She's kinda wild and really into it, but also not rushing things -- like just enjoying the process.

Anyway things were perfect and we were about to go to the bedroom, and all the sudden her front door unlocks and in comes this dude. He's 6'4, shaggy hair, thin but in awesome shape. I recoil out of surprise but she doesn't seem fazed. They start chatting a bit and he goes over to grab a beer, and she invites him over to talk. After five minutes she explains that he's crashing at her place for the week, and she's crashed at his place in NYC before.

I'm like ok, they're friends. But then he says he's going go grab a few things and says "looks like I'm on the couch tonight," and he walks into her room and brings back a change of clothes, his toothbrush etc. Apparently she has a king size bed and doesn't want to make him sleep on an uncomfortable couch.

We go into her room, and I won't go into what happens from there. But after we've fallen asleep, in the middle of the night I realize she's not there. I go to the bathroom, which you have to exit the bedroom to get into, and she's asleep on the couch with the dude, with a blanket over them. WTF

I go back into the bedroom but close the door kinda hard, which probably woke her up because she came back to bed after. She wakes me up knowing I was pissed, and says she's sorry and that she is super close with the guy but it's not like a "thing," and if I want, she can kick him out. That's a shitty offer at 3:30 in the morning.

I don't sleep much for the next few hours, and when the sun starts coming up I get dressed and leave, making up something about having to get to work early.

Haven't talked to her since that night. I think she's waiting for me to make the next move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38162809)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 10:37 PM
Author: Chestnut native pistol

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38162819)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 10:48 PM
Author: glittery brilliant bbw

Phew... I was hoping you'd fan this flame sooner rather than later. Good job brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38162877)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

Brother this is 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38162886)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 11:40 PM
Author: pale crackhouse

I can set you up with an attractive law shrew, DOJ etc. Let me know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38163209)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

You have my contact info, go on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38163238)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 12:28 PM
Author: pale crackhouse

Will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38164983)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Curious water buffalo double fault

ROTFLOL



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38162941)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Bateful kink-friendly cumskin field

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38162963)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: poppy diverse affirmative action electric furnace

Great meta flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38163145)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: Red Soggy Brunch Headpube

jfc. you're better than this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38163153)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 11:39 PM
Author: Aqua naked market

God I love it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38163205)



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Date: May 1st, 2019 10:47 AM
Author: Ivory bat shit crazy friendly grandma telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38169599)



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Date: May 5th, 2019 10:27 PM
Author: pale crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38192361)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 12:05 AM
Author: supple frisky community account

Flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38163359)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 12:33 AM
Author: exciting metal school sex offender

You over it or no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38163471)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 12:37 AM
Author: Excitant Sienna Corner Quadroon

needs to stick with this one 'til the bitter end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38163480)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Self-centered wine gas station

Give yourself a chance to love her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38163487)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Excitant Sienna Corner Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38163560)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 12:10 PM
Author: cowardly soul-stirring hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38164898)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 1:21 PM
Author: opaque goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38165187)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: Plum wonderful box office legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38165211)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 12:49 AM
Author: deep tattoo public bath

Now THAT'S what I call content creation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38163525)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: Gold self-absorbed stage

this is the price of degeneracy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38163590)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 2:39 AM
Author: blathering aphrodisiac tanning salon

Holy shit I want to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38163747)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 5:25 AM
Author: Drunken Pocket Flask

Lol. Amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38163914)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 7:08 AM
Author: Shimmering marvelous mood

Probably the only non-johnsmeyer flame that has ever made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38164023)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 11:57 AM
Author: House-broken gaming laptop

lol nicely done. There are lots of subtle Johns Meyer type details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38164844)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Histrionic plaza

If real, you are a pathetic and sad individual.

If flame, you are a pathetic and sad individual.

Either way, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38164889)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: bipolar ticket booth hairy legs

You should have just left as soon as you saw her on the couch with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38164919)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 12:34 PM
Author: Big Sick Roast Beef Meetinghouse

I chuckled, but I wish you would have played this out a little longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38165016)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: pale crackhouse

agreed, should have waited until at least 2,000 replies to compete with LH's thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38165054)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 12:54 PM
Author: Costumed skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38165071)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 1:46 PM
Author: Cordovan house feces

mance rayder tp, great poaster, somehow still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38165327)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 7:29 PM
Author: Passionate marketing idea property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38166921)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 9:42 PM
Author: glittery brilliant bbw

Just wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38167478)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 7:16 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

She texted me today finally. Said she just booked a flight to Costa Rica for a few weeks, leaving this weekend. Was extremely apologetic, and wants to hang out one more time before she leaves town. I don’t see much downside, so I guess I’ll have an update (for better of for worse) later this week.

Edit: believe me, this is 100% not flame. I never flame on this site, it’s not my style. I’m as incredulous about these events as you are, and I’ve been living them!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38166849)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 7:18 PM
Author: deep tattoo public bath

376492534873624, however we need a LOT MORE DETAIL as to teh sex0rs (whether or not it paints you in a good light), tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38166859)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 7:19 PM
Author: motley frozen locus mexican

there's some details about this 6'4" CHAD that he still needs to find out for us



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38166862)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

Not my style to get into that but it was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38166947)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 7:24 PM
Author: concupiscible lake parlour coldplay fan

How can she afford to go to costa rica for a few weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38166888)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 7:38 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

She said she found a cheap flight and “has someone to stay with.” I didn’t want to inquire further.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38166956)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 7:40 PM
Author: Passionate marketing idea property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38166962)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 7:42 PM
Author: concupiscible lake parlour coldplay fan

JFC, sugar baby?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38166974)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 9:53 PM
Author: Excitant Sienna Corner Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38167557)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 7:43 PM
Author: glittery brilliant bbw

Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38166982)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: pale crackhouse

I think she wants you to make a grand gesture. Show up unannounced and proclaim undying love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38167294)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 9:38 PM
Author: deep tattoo public bath

now whos being toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38167454)



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Date: May 1st, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

The general concept of showing up is a good idea, but I'm not into grand gestures like surprising her. Especially because I have no idea what I'd be walking into!

That said, I just checked flight prices to where she's going to be staying in Costa Rica, and they're pretty reasonable. Maybe I can go down for a few nights and get a hotel so she can have a break from her friend's couch. Will test those waters tomorrow on our goodbye date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38173125)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 9:04 PM
Author: Chestnut native pistol

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38167301)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 9:54 PM
Author: Self-centered wine gas station

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38167561)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 9:56 PM
Author: Excitant Sienna Corner Quadroon

no need for a full depo or cross just ask "who?" and "oh who's he?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38167566)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle jade boltzmann

Slide and let do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38166942)



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Date: May 1st, 2019 11:22 AM
Author: translucent gaping base

livin' the dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38169774)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 7:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle jade boltzmann

I do this a lot. It’s fun while it lasts

Edit: not the rest of the thread stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38166894)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 9:55 PM
Author: Self-centered wine gas station

let this thread be a testament to how the average chick takes MILES of cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38167564)



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Date: May 1st, 2019 12:31 AM
Author: Excitant Sienna Corner Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38168410)



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Date: May 1st, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: pale crackhouse

maybe she is top 10%ile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38169482)



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Date: May 1st, 2019 10:39 AM
Author: bipolar ticket booth hairy legs

honestly the only way to get around this at this point is to just date younger girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38169560)



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Date: May 1st, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: Tantric cobalt messiness weed whacker

The younger girl who's open to dating someone 10+ years her senior is usually not someone you want to take home to the family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38169571)



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Date: May 1st, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: bipolar ticket booth hairy legs

the reverse is far more true in my opinion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38169576)



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Date: May 5th, 2019 11:16 PM
Author: magenta painfully honest location giraffe

Wow, you really are idiotic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38192627)



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Date: May 1st, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: bipolar ticket booth hairy legs

This thread depresses the shit out of me.

I'm a homeless alcoholic that routinely considers suicide and whatnot but like dude have an ounce of self-esteem.

Literally everyone is better than putting up with this kind of bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38169566)



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Date: May 1st, 2019 10:48 AM
Author: Ivory bat shit crazy friendly grandma telephone

180 thread would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38169612)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 8:41 AM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

Headed into work but quick recap of last night. She’s staying with a FEMALE friend (and her bf) in Costa Rica, leaving today for two weeks. I made a joke about thinking of making a “grand gesture” and coming down to surprise her, and she got all excited and said I should just do it. Back at her place we looked at flights, and it looks like I’ll be heading down there next weekend!

After that it was a good night. She’s thrilled for her trip, wants to do outdoorsy stuff, and kept going on about the party scene there.

Odds I’m going to be kidnapped and/or have my kidneys removed?

Later I’ll circle back and explain how the convo went about the night with the dude staying over with us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38179733)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 8:48 AM
Author: poppy diverse affirmative action electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38179749)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 8:50 AM
Author: Adventurous maroon chapel kitty cat

rofl ur just wasting ur time and money into getting cucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38179754)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: pale crackhouse

mrtp: going down to Costa Rica to make passionate love to a lovely, lively girl in her 20s

you: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38180038)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: crystalline aromatic dragon

juice not worth the squeeze. MGTOW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38180122)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 10:28 AM
Author: pale crackhouse

it's great for content creation! let him live a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38180127)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 10:08 AM
Author: Shimmering marvelous mood

it's a flame narrative

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38180049)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 9:34 AM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

To follow up, I got the whole story about the tall chad. He's the bartender at a 1-star Michelin restaurant in NYC. The girl met him through friends and for a while they "dated" but never exclusively. Basically I think they'd just hook up whenever they found themselves in the same town. He's dating a girl back in NYC and was visiting DC because he's considering moving down here. Because he's in a relationship, she thought it would be ok for him to spend the night. That evening, after we'd been together in her bedroom, she slunk out to snuggle with him but not hook up. I think the fact that she knows he has a gf made her more comfortable with it.

Like I said, she was really apologetic and knows it was a dumb thing to do to me. I'm mostly at peace with the incident. The only thing that still bothers me about that night is that she didn't get fully dressed before going out to be with him--she only had put her underwear back on, so there might have been more than some innocuous snuggling going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38185281)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 11:00 AM
Author: White spot

this flame really hurts so good, i appreciate it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38185577)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: Odious Emerald Center Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38185585)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 12:06 PM
Author: Self-centered wine gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38185778)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: drab vigorous orchestra pit

It stings like hot sauce but you just need more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38185834)



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Date: May 5th, 2019 8:48 PM
Author: Stirring whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38191957)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 11:10 AM
Author: Odious Emerald Center Son Of Senegal

you have sex with her after she "snuggled" with chad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38185601)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 12:04 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

Before. And then yeah again a few nights ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38185772)



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Date: May 5th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

Update: She decided to fly to Colombia before making her way to Costa Rica. She wanted to spend the weekend alone (I think) before going somewhere to be with people the entire time. I didn't want to do this, but since people ITT actually doubt this is all true, here you go:

https://imgur.com/a/YBgKnJ5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38191893)



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Date: May 5th, 2019 8:46 PM
Author: Passionate marketing idea property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38191948)



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Date: May 5th, 2019 8:54 PM
Author: Excitant Sienna Corner Quadroon

Nice. But lacks bountiful breasts alas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38191990)



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Date: May 5th, 2019 8:54 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

They're perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38191995)



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Date: May 5th, 2019 8:58 PM
Author: Excitant Sienna Corner Quadroon

I mean at the end of the day they’re your concern and pleasure (as opposed to mine)—and I guess the chad fuckboy bartender’s still as well it sounds like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38192012)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 1:52 PM
Author: exciting metal school sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38194683)



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Date: May 5th, 2019 9:01 PM
Author: Red Soggy Brunch Headpube

You could have just said not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38192022)



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Date: May 5th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: Gold self-absorbed stage

thanks for encouraging degeneracy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38192553)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 9:22 AM
Author: translucent gaping base

she got wet when you started in on the discovery fights and fire drills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38193462)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 11:12 AM
Author: glittery brilliant bbw

lol. Why are you talking about fire drills?? You should let her know that you're going to be fucking her 24/7 when you're in Costa Rica...

She's your plaything bro, act accordingly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38193866)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 12:00 PM
Author: Big Sick Roast Beef Meetinghouse

nah, she obviously fell for his beta associate shtick. he needs to be true to who he is. maybe it's her current fetish or she has big pegging plans for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38194110)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: deep tattoo public bath

180 flame, i get it now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38194185)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 1:52 PM
Author: exciting metal school sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38194681)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 1:57 PM
Author: electric abode

the eggplant means pegging right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38194717)



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Date: May 5th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: stimulating nowag

I bet she’s really impressed by the Sidley Austin client roster and newly renovated cafeteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38192450)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 11:54 AM
Author: Plum wonderful box office legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38194088)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 11:18 AM
Author: crusty lettuce

Flame of the year candidate right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38193909)



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Date: May 11th, 2019 12:47 PM
Author: Smoky pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38219956)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Adventurous maroon chapel kitty cat

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38194078)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 1:44 PM
Author: pale crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38194612)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

Haven’t been in much contact with her since last night, and I don’t fly out there until this weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38195054)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 1:56 PM
Author: electric abode

what happened to the summer associate you wanted to marry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38194711)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 2:23 PM
Author: pale crackhouse

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&mc=253&forum_id=2#38104674

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38194851)



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Date: May 11th, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

What a night. I just woke up. Need to process last night, will post what happened later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38219941)



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Date: May 11th, 2019 12:46 PM
Author: Self-centered wine gas station

Dish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38219950)



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Date: May 11th, 2019 12:47 PM
Author: pink depressive

he got his PhD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38219954)



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Date: May 11th, 2019 12:50 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

It involved a beach rave. I’ll type it up once I get some privacy. It’s pretty crowded here right now (which is part of the story...).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38219961)



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Date: May 11th, 2019 4:01 PM
Author: salmon swashbuckling office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38220824)



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Date: May 11th, 2019 4:37 PM
Author: provocative idea he suggested

I'm hard for scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38220933)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 1:34 PM
Author: salmon swashbuckling office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38223953)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 2:17 PM
Author: crusty lettuce

Sounds highly intellectual brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38224074)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 2:18 PM
Author: Excitant Sienna Corner Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38224081)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: pink depressive

A lot of people around (who all have dicks)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38224119)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Excitant Sienna Corner Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38224179)



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Date: May 11th, 2019 1:00 PM
Author: salmon swashbuckling office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38220013)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

Here’s the story of Friday night. I took a very early morning flight on Friday into San Jose, Costa Rica, then took a dinky 8-seater to the place where the girl is staying. She came and met me at the airport, which was really sweet. On the cab ride to the place we were staying she explained the situation with her friends. One of her girlfriends started dating a guy from Costa Rica when he was living in the US. He worked as a chef in the kitchen of a prestigious NYC restaurant, then decided to move home and open his own place, and brought his gf with him. They have a 180 spot along the beach. This was all really exciting.

The one thing she mentioned is that the couple are heavy drug users, a habit they picked up while working in the industry. Not life threatening stuff; mostly psychedelics, molly, cocaine, and other party drugs. I was like ok cool, not my thing, but it doesn’t make me uncomfortable.

We get to her friend’s place and they’re both gone, so we fool around for a bit, then we go hit the beach. Amazing afternoon. That night we eat at the restaurant and I meet the couple hosting us. The girl is like a legit 8.5–tall, brunette, tan, and super outgoing. The Costa Rican bf wasn’t totally what I expected. He was like 5’9, short cropped hair, but had a big smile and tons of personality, like magnetic. Arm tattoos like any chef.

At dinner they mention that there is a beach rave that night, about a mile up the beach from his place. I’ve never been to a rave, much less a beach rave, but I was on such a high that I was all in.

Remember, I’m just a 5’11 biglawyer who’s in good but not great shape, pale from lack of sun, still with a full head of hair, but having the natural bit of anxiety that comes with knowing that any buzz of my phone could be an email that would ruin my weekend.

We go back and “pregame” the rave that doesn’t even start until midnight. As expected the couple started doing drugs in plain sight. This was fine, like ok. My girl starts to join in. She tells me she doesn’t do this much so I need to look after her: looks into my eyes and says I’m her protector (for a second I thought she said “provider,” which would have been ironic and accurate).

I pound enough drinks to get a healthy buzz and we’re having fun. The chef bro tells me one-on-one about his time in New York, which sounded amazing. New girls almost every weekend, and for ones he was serious about he would take them to a Yankees game. I learned he had tickets any time he wanted them because he was a “supplier” to some big finance guy with a half-row of season tickets. He said he’d laugh at all the alpha guys who could only get girls by spending a shitload of money on them; and said he got them the hard way, by being fun to be around.

We finally get to the rave.I didn’t exactly know what I was doing, but the beach was full of beautiful people. Mostly local, but some Americans and Australian tourists in the mix (why are Australians everywhere?). One group were MBA students — I’m not making this up. They had six guys and three girls. One girl was attractive, the other two not so much, and the guys were white, Asian, and Indian. I chatted with them for a bit, asked if they went to HBS, but it turns out they’re not even at an M7.

This is about when things start to go south. I look around to find my girl, and eventually I find her grinding with two local-looking guys who had their shirts off, and making out with one of them. I go up and wait to get her attention, then she jumps over to me like it was no big deal. She is fucked up out of her mind, like not even able to form a coherent sentence. I ask if she is ok and she says to take her home. So I do. I’m holding her upright while we stagger back down the mile-long stretch of beach, and go in the back door.

When we get there she plops on the couch. I bring her to the bed and she just wants to sleep. I was exhausted from being awake nearly 24 straight hours, and fall asleep immediately. Probably an hour later I hear voices in the next room, and music turned on. The girl isn’t in bed anymore. I pop out and there are about 10 people there: the girl, the couple, another girl, and several random guys who came back from the rave apparently. They’re drunk and high out of their minds. One of the guys is on my couch, my girl is topless straddling him, and she notices me but doesn’t even bother to stop doing what she’s doing.

I’m disgusted, so I go out to the beach and sit there, eventually falling asleep. I wake up and go in as the sun is nearly fully up. Everyone is passed out. The girl is in bed with a guy (both naked), another guy is in his underwear on the floor next to the bed oddly. I go back to an open couch and fall asleep.

So, that’s the Friday night story. I wish I had anything interesting about last night (Saturday). Mostly beach time, me barely talking to the girl, her acting clearly embarrassed, and people going to bed early.

I just landed back in the US after a day of flying, and have a connection home soon. I think I may be done with this girl...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38224362)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 3:39 PM
Author: Smoky pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38224371)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 3:40 PM
Author: Excitant Sienna Corner Quadroon

Uh yea you should probably be done with her she’s basically a whore dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38224374)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 3:44 PM
Author: Blue multi-colored milk theater

Yikes. Why be done with her though? She sounds fun. Keep her around casually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38224386)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 4:38 PM
Author: crusty lettuce

*JJC sets MacBook on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38224566)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 4:39 PM
Author: pink depressive

Sounds like you got a PhD but totally keep her around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38224575)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 5:02 PM
Author: boyish library

well, a couple of problems:

1. you don't wanna be sober or only drink when everyone else is on heavier stuff. you won't be on the same vibe as everyone else.

2. lol, this girl doesn't respect you whatsoever.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38224659)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 5:28 PM
Author: crusty lettuce

Lmfao at UVT, the most autistic mentally ill NOWAG loser chink in boart history, slithering out of the employee entrance in the back of his Ching Chong Herbalife telemarketing dumpster company to give relationship advice ITT

that’s like a fucking paraplegic giving advice to a marathon runner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38224743)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 5:32 PM
Author: Odious Emerald Center Son Of Senegal

titcr

also, if not flame, set boundaries. While getting your phd is nice and all, you might want to risk that full head of hair and start a steroid cycle. If this is the game you want to play, you need to come correct, you were clearly out of your element. I hope you got some ass at least. Chick looks SMOKING HOT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38224754)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 11:27 AM
Author: concupiscible lake parlour coldplay fan

Holy shit, this self deporting chink faggot talking about respect from women. *chink brood boirs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38248628)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 5:42 PM
Author: Odious Emerald Center Son Of Senegal

yikes... tbf she is smoking hot and that counts for something. Wish you were into drugs and partying, seems like you would have had a 180 time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38224799)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 5:42 PM
Author: Gold self-absorbed stage

youre a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38224802)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: Odious Emerald Center Son Of Senegal

aren't we all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38225455)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 6:28 PM
Author: Plum wonderful box office legend

Weak flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38224993)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: pale crackhouse

so much for being her protector

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38237938)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 5:43 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Fantasy-prone Ceo

where's da pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38224806)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 2:43 AM
Author: Odious Emerald Center Son Of Senegal

you dump the bitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38236899)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 9:05 AM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

Update: Bros I don't know where to begin. I was fairly certain that I was done with this girl after last weekend, but got into this text exchange early in the week:

https://imgur.com/a/zASMjDd

It appears that she may have been roofied that night and has no memory of any of the events. Apparently another of her friends got roofied and went to the police. I spoke to her on the phone and she was incredibly apologetic and begged me to give her another chance. In some ways, I feel bad for letting her down: I was supposed to protect her from sketchy guys like that instead of ditching her just because she was making out with another guy.

I've been traveling this week (depositions) but I'm going to see her again this weekend back in DC. Maybe things will be back to normal with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38248112)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: hideous windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38248451)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 11:02 AM
Author: Blue multi-colored milk theater

She's obviously lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38248526)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: pale crackhouse

idk if she wants him to talk to the police, that would be pretty brazen, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38248853)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 11:04 AM
Author: glittery brilliant bbw

lmao bro. If you see her again you're a fucking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38248529)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 11:04 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Fantasy-prone Ceo

Just accept what she said and comfort her and parlay this into more sex. She'll never be a GF. But you should fuck 20-something pussy into oblivion. GET IT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38248530)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 11:04 AM
Author: Blue multi-colored milk theater

this guy gets it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38248537)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: concupiscible lake parlour coldplay fan

You need to “get” a shotgun in your mouth and blow your faggot head off obeezy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38248647)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Gold self-absorbed stage

stop being a piece of shit degenerate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38248739)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 11:16 AM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

Idk, I could wife this girl if she would just settle down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38252779)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 8:47 PM
Author: pale crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38254686)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 9:06 PM
Author: pink depressive

treeman!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38340896)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 11:04 AM
Author: salmon swashbuckling office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38248533)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 11:12 AM
Author: Passionate marketing idea property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38248559)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 11:28 AM
Author: Self-centered wine gas station

love this thread. give her another chance just so we get more content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38248634)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 11:29 AM
Author: zippy carmine theater stage party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38248636)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Blue multi-colored milk theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38248679)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: Drunken Pocket Flask

(Guy about to be accused of rape)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38248653)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: translucent gaping base

lmaooooooooo, thank you for this thread brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38248656)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 11:35 AM
Author: Self-centered wine gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38248673)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 11:41 AM
Author: Big Sick Roast Beef Meetinghouse

Bravo. This is Pulitzer prize level flame.

To be fair, something similar happened to my wife with her boss a year and a half ago in Vegas. So, I do believe that this could be true. Either way, I love this story right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38248687)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 12:06 AM
Author: Odious Emerald Center Son Of Senegal

im glad you're encouraging this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38281139)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 11:41 AM
Author: Vengeful vivacious mad-dog skullcap dingle berry

Fuck ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38248688)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 12:20 AM
Author: territorial kitty theatre

Just want to reiterate my point from earlier: THIS IS A LOT OF HOOPS TO JUMP THROUGH TO SMASH SOME PUSSY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38281198)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 1:01 AM
Author: Odious Emerald Center Son Of Senegal

just the right amount to keep the flame alive though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38281360)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 1:05 AM
Author: territorial kitty theatre

Well I mean I was saying this BEFORE, when he kept having to go on aimless dates with her and potentially meet some of her friends at an "industry" hangout and THEN he went to her house and slept in her bed while she cuddled with Chad on the couch and flew out to Costa Rica to watch her get GAKKED out of her mind and grind dudes on the beach and straddle them topless and now he has to talk to the police about her getting roofied. LOT OF HOOPS TO JUMP THROUGH FOR SOME PUSSY.

CAVEAT: if this is the only way he can fuck a girl this hot and the sex was at least decent and he got to fuck her at least a few times, he will not regret a minute of this on his deathbed and will look back fondly on the escapade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38281381)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 1:26 AM
Author: Odious Emerald Center Son Of Senegal

credited. He's funding all of her extra curricular antics as well right ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38281462)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 1:45 AM
Author: territorial kitty theatre

If he is missed that part.

If he was willing to drop cash he could get equivalent pussy on SA without the bullshit, unless he's in a city with a lot of successful dudes bidding up the price.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38281511)



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Date: May 27th, 2019 10:08 AM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

UPDATE: We’ve been seeing a lot more of each other recently. She’s come over to crash with me after late shifts, etc. Her parents were in town this weekend and she wanted me to meet them. Turns out they’re only 10 years older than me. They’re a bit “earthy,” from a western mountain state (think Montana/Idaho/Utah/Wyoming), and apparently somewhat well to do for their area though nowhere near what east coasters would consider wealthy.

The interesting part of all this is her MOM. Where to begin. The mom is HOT, and could pass for late 30s even though she’s mid-40s. (The girl is an only child, of course.) Great body, aged well, very youthful/outgoing demeanor.

We all went out to a trendy DC bar before dinner, then drinks afterward. The post-dinner place happens to be a bar where the girl sometimes works, so she spent a lot of time chatting with friends. The mom kept finding me to talk 1 on 1, and with a few drinks was flirty as FUCK. She mentioned how she settled down with the first guy she fell in love with in college (the dad), never got to “explore,” and was glad her daughter was making the most of her 20s like she couldn’t do. Then started complimenting me, saying I’m the type worth settling down for because I’m stable unlike a lot of guys her daughter usually dates.

During this the mom starts getting playful and asks questions like what’s the oldest woman I’ve been with (!), and she drops the fact that about five years ago she and the dad briefly separated before getting back together, implying that she saw other guys during that time.

Also she talks about how she loves being in close touch with the daughter — I didn’t know this but the girl and the mom Snapchat each other all the time. She mentions that she’s seen me a bunch of times through snaps, and that she already felt like she knew me well before we met (and she has a big smile while saying that). She practically grabs my phone to add her on Snapchat, then responds with a kissy-face emoji. She snapped me a few pictures from Virginia wine country yesterday, where they went while I was stuck in the office. The girl also snapped me from the same locations, so I get the sense that she is unaware that her mom is snapping me in parallel.

They’re still in town. I may see them later today, tbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38295283)



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Date: May 27th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: translucent gaping base

mom pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38295290)



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Date: May 27th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

I don’t have any. She’s only snapped me pictures of scenery, not of herself (so far). Also I’m a little wary of saving a snapped pic because it notifies the person you did so, I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38295331)



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Date: May 27th, 2019 10:11 AM
Author: Pearl toaster blood rage

Kooky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38295299)



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Date: May 27th, 2019 10:11 AM
Author: concupiscible lake parlour coldplay fan

LJLLLLL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38295305)



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Date: May 27th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal internal respiration senate

great poast about slut gf's flirty milf mom without a single pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38295391)



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Date: May 28th, 2019 1:07 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund

Working on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38301261)



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Date: May 28th, 2019 1:09 PM
Author: bipolar ticket booth hairy legs

stop seeing her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38301269)



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Date: May 28th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Big Sick Roast Beef Meetinghouse

TITCR update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38301292)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 8:08 PM
Author: salmon swashbuckling office

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#38380617)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 5:24 PM
Author: heady copper shrine trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243835&forum_id=2#43621347)