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I need a wife. I want all your dating tips and tricks.

I'll live blog my exploits on the boart in exchange.
cheese-eating bawdyhouse
  05/20/19
1. avoid being azn
Appetizing fluffy genital piercing
  05/20/19
Check. Caucasian.
cheese-eating bawdyhouse
  05/20/19
?
Indecent Foreskin Sound Barrier
  05/20/19
...
Razzle-dazzle market jap
  05/20/19
I have some bad news for you, son.
racy idiot
  05/20/19
...
Honey-headed insecure international law enforcement agency
  05/20/19
if u r past 30, u should earnestly learn a foreign language ...
Fragrant pearl cruise ship
  05/20/19
Throw your Lifts in the bin and book a ticket to Japan. ...
concupiscible stead
  05/20/19
Only trashy/rebellious Japanese women date foreigners. Nice...
cheese-eating bawdyhouse
  05/20/19
the sumo wrestling is a great touch
Orange laughsome tanning salon affirmative action
  05/21/19
...
concupiscible stead
  05/21/19
(she'll feel safe in such a setting)
Orange laughsome tanning salon affirmative action
  05/21/19
*sumo wrestler gets bigger to protect her*
Amber Electric Parlor
  08/24/19
...
mind-boggling resort
  05/21/19
Would love to see a vicious NYUUG takedown of the missteps i...
jet-lagged range hissy fit
  05/21/19
shibuya crossing you mouth breather
Overrated dingle berry heaven
  08/24/19
...
smoky awkward chapel faggotry
  08/24/19
Brazil, colombia, ukraine and russia seem to be the top plac...
Opaque hyperactive meetinghouse
  05/20/19
Grindr works well for me.
Deranged philosopher-king
  05/20/19
well coming to us was obviously a good start
aphrodisiac ultramarine theater stage travel guidebook
  05/20/19
...
Indecent Foreskin Sound Barrier
  05/20/19
Leave the country
lascivious avocado background story
  05/20/19
find a girl who is casually racist
Cerebral Church Building Useless Brakes
  05/20/19
This is underrated.
irradiated university
  08/24/19
...
Razzle-dazzle market jap
  05/20/19
join something, get involved in your community, meet girls t...
Hilarious Mahogany People Who Are Hurt
  05/20/19
...
Razzle-dazzle market jap
  05/20/19
...
cheese-eating bawdyhouse
  05/20/19
“Get involved in your community”. What u mean go...
Carnelian multi-colored dragon
  05/20/19
focus on yourself. have a good job, cultivate good friendshi...
Indecent Foreskin Sound Barrier
  05/20/19
...
cheese-eating bawdyhouse
  05/20/19
this doesn't work
stirring love of her life community account
  05/21/19
it helps a lot.
Indecent Foreskin Sound Barrier
  05/21/19
Why not?
cheese-eating bawdyhouse
  05/21/19
...
racy idiot
  05/21/19
?
Indecent Foreskin Sound Barrier
  08/24/19
Yeah it does. That alone may not get it done, but doing all ...
jet-lagged range hissy fit
  05/21/19
MGTOW
Wonderful space
  05/20/19
lollercausting hard ITT
vibrant twinkling parlour jewess
  05/21/19
Be wary of Russia. I went there and only met whores so far.
Rambunctious Dilemma Blood Rage
  05/21/19
...
stirring love of her life community account
  05/21/19
...
tan crotch legend
  05/21/19
Dating is a sales game. So think like a salesbro: -don't fe...
Green Regret Nowag
  05/21/19
...
flesh filthpig
  05/21/19
Great poast
geriatric yarmulke
  08/24/19
just be yourself
titillating trump supporter
  05/21/19
...
mind-boggling resort
  05/21/19
...
stirring love of her life community account
  08/24/19
step 1 - you'll need to somehow claw your way back to the 19...
low-t gay wizard
  05/21/19
Workout, stay in shape, Tinder dom profile
Mildly autistic plaza
  05/21/19
become an alcoholic gain weight
Cerebral Church Building Useless Brakes
  05/21/19
Look for chicks from small towns trying to get out
Opaque hyperactive meetinghouse
  08/24/19
No you don't
Erotic Poppy Lodge Boltzmann
  08/24/19
This is OP. The quest for a wife is not going well. Fifteen ...
Aquamarine Den Stain
  08/24/19
Which avenues were most successful for meeting women for you...
Opaque hyperactive meetinghouse
  08/24/19
14 apps, 1 organic. I rely too much on the apps; most of my ...
Aquamarine Den Stain
  08/24/19
How many were fat?
dark psychic macaca
  08/24/19
Like 2?? I steer clear of fatties.
Aquamarine Den Stain
  08/24/19
Bort wisdom is that app girls are no good.
Opaque hyperactive meetinghouse
  08/24/19
I've deleted the apps. I'm working on getting jacked and som...
Aquamarine Den Stain
  08/24/19
lol brother I've got some disappointing news
stirring love of her life community account
  08/24/19
? Am I fucked?
Aquamarine Den Stain
  08/24/19
Go to church. If you're willing to date divorcees with kids...
Insanely creepy amethyst principal's office laser beams
  08/24/19
Lol
Yellow motley mad-dog skullcap scourge upon the earth
  08/24/19
I think in Uzbekistan they just kidnap their wives there or ...
Cerebral Church Building Useless Brakes
  08/24/19


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Date: May 20th, 2019 7:38 PM
Author: cheese-eating bawdyhouse

I'll live blog my exploits on the boart in exchange.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38263029)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 7:39 PM
Author: Appetizing fluffy genital piercing

1. avoid being azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38263030)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 8:01 PM
Author: cheese-eating bawdyhouse

Check. Caucasian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38263126)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 10:19 PM
Author: Indecent Foreskin Sound Barrier

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38263837)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 7:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle market jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38263032)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 7:40 PM
Author: racy idiot

I have some bad news for you, son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38263034)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 9:25 PM
Author: Honey-headed insecure international law enforcement agency



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Date: May 20th, 2019 7:40 PM
Author: Fragrant pearl cruise ship

if u r past 30, u should earnestly learn a foreign language and go to that country frequently to immerse urself and find a wyfe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38263036)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 8:13 PM
Author: concupiscible stead

Throw your Lifts in the bin and book a ticket to Japan.

You're about to get a 9-10 5.1' Hottie that will suck you off every night and birth you some HAPAS that will have severe mental illness (you can worry about that later).

Purchase a Japanese learning book with a loud cover. Massive font size on the front "Learn Japanese"

Rent a cool apartment in central Tokyo.

Get two tickets for an upcoming Sumo match .

Head to Shinjuku crossing on your first day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmrWwYTlAVQ

Go to the Starbucks overlooking the crosswalk and bring a pen/pad and scout the seating arrangement - you'll see a number of hotties with english learning books throughout the day. Sit next to one of them - pull out your "learn Japanese book".

Drop the book next to your little hottie of choice and have her pick it up...As she gives it you - say "Kekkon shite kureru?"

She'll go super red and put her hands on her mouth and start laughing. Start talking english and do some English/Japanese exchange over coffee - have her write in your book her contact details. Draw Sumo wrestlers in the book and a crowd watching/surrounding them - draw arrows to two people in the crowd sat close together - tell her that is her/you....then pull out that Sumo Ticket and give it to her. Tell her you'll meet her there (she'll feel safe in such a setting). Take her out afterwards - not too hard after that.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38263211)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 9:24 PM
Author: cheese-eating bawdyhouse

Only trashy/rebellious Japanese women date foreigners. Nice try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38263606)



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Date: May 21st, 2019 12:28 AM
Author: Orange laughsome tanning salon affirmative action

the sumo wrestling is a great touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38264371)



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Date: May 21st, 2019 7:49 PM
Author: concupiscible stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38268590)



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Date: May 21st, 2019 8:00 PM
Author: Orange laughsome tanning salon affirmative action

(she'll feel safe in such a setting)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38268630)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 4:29 PM
Author: Amber Electric Parlor

*sumo wrestler gets bigger to protect her*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38736235)



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Date: May 21st, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: mind-boggling resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38264464)



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Date: May 21st, 2019 7:55 PM
Author: jet-lagged range hissy fit

Would love to see a vicious NYUUG takedown of the missteps in this scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38268614)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:58 PM
Author: Overrated dingle berry heaven

shibuya crossing you mouth breather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38736129)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 4:47 PM
Author: smoky awkward chapel faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38736301)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 9:30 PM
Author: Opaque hyperactive meetinghouse

Brazil, colombia, ukraine and russia seem to be the top places for foreign brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38263624)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 9:31 PM
Author: Deranged philosopher-king

Grindr works well for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38263626)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 9:32 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ultramarine theater stage travel guidebook

well coming to us was obviously a good start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38263628)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Indecent Foreskin Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38263842)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 9:51 PM
Author: lascivious avocado background story

Leave the country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38263712)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 9:52 PM
Author: Cerebral Church Building Useless Brakes

find a girl who is casually racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38263718)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 4:12 PM
Author: irradiated university

This is underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38736173)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 10:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle market jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38263816)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 10:18 PM
Author: Hilarious Mahogany People Who Are Hurt

join something, get involved in your community, meet girls that way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38263831)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle market jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38263838)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 11:53 PM
Author: cheese-eating bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38264283)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 11:59 PM
Author: Carnelian multi-colored dragon

“Get involved in your community”. What u mean go to the bar on Saturday night and try to fuck a drunk bar slut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38264313)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Indecent Foreskin Sound Barrier

focus on yourself. have a good job, cultivate good friendships, be passionate about something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38263845)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 11:59 PM
Author: cheese-eating bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38264314)



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Date: May 21st, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: stirring love of her life community account

this doesn't work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38264378)



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Date: May 21st, 2019 12:58 AM
Author: Indecent Foreskin Sound Barrier

it helps a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38264435)



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Date: May 21st, 2019 10:49 AM
Author: cheese-eating bawdyhouse

Why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38265604)



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Date: May 21st, 2019 10:50 AM
Author: racy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38265610)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Indecent Foreskin Sound Barrier

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38736097)



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Date: May 21st, 2019 8:07 PM
Author: jet-lagged range hissy fit

Yeah it does. That alone may not get it done, but doing all of those things makes dating really easy when you get around to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38268666)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 11:54 PM
Author: Wonderful space

MGTOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38264287)



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Date: May 21st, 2019 12:01 AM
Author: vibrant twinkling parlour jewess

lollercausting hard ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38264324)



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Date: May 21st, 2019 12:23 AM
Author: Rambunctious Dilemma Blood Rage

Be wary of Russia. I went there and only met whores so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38264366)



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Date: May 21st, 2019 12:33 AM
Author: stirring love of her life community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38264379)



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Date: May 21st, 2019 8:21 PM
Author: tan crotch legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38268749)



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Date: May 21st, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: Green Regret Nowag

Dating is a sales game. So think like a salesbro:

-don't fear rejection

-it's a numbers game

-present your offer in the best light

-assume the sale

Honestly read a short sales book, it'll help you pick up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38264406)



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Date: May 21st, 2019 1:03 AM
Author: flesh filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38264459)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:47 PM
Author: geriatric yarmulke

Great poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38736090)



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Date: May 21st, 2019 12:58 AM
Author: titillating trump supporter

just be yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38264436)



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Date: May 21st, 2019 12:59 AM
Author: mind-boggling resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38264437)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:48 PM
Author: stirring love of her life community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38736095)



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Date: May 21st, 2019 10:51 AM
Author: low-t gay wizard

step 1 - you'll need to somehow claw your way back to the 1990s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38265614)



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Date: May 21st, 2019 8:11 PM
Author: Mildly autistic plaza

Workout, stay in shape, Tinder dom profile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38268681)



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Date: May 21st, 2019 8:37 PM
Author: Cerebral Church Building Useless Brakes

become an alcoholic

gain weight



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38268854)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Opaque hyperactive meetinghouse

Look for chicks from small towns trying to get out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38735810)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: Erotic Poppy Lodge Boltzmann

No you don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38735826)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 2:57 PM
Author: Aquamarine Den Stain

This is OP. The quest for a wife is not going well. Fifteen different women since May and they all suck. I'm taking a break.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38735837)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: Opaque hyperactive meetinghouse

Which avenues were most successful for meeting women for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38735862)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Aquamarine Den Stain

14 apps, 1 organic. I rely too much on the apps; most of my matches are 6s. A lot of them are on drugs for depression or anxiety. Everybody's in therapy. Most are broke or in student debt. None can cook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38735883)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: dark psychic macaca

How many were fat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38735920)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:20 PM
Author: Aquamarine Den Stain

Like 2?? I steer clear of fatties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38735986)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:12 PM
Author: Opaque hyperactive meetinghouse

Bort wisdom is that app girls are no good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38735934)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:20 PM
Author: Aquamarine Den Stain

I've deleted the apps. I'm working on getting jacked and some other shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38735990)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:50 PM
Author: stirring love of her life community account

lol brother I've got some disappointing news

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38736102)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine Den Stain

? Am I fucked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38736107)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: Insanely creepy amethyst principal's office laser beams

Go to church. If you're willing to date divorcees with kids you can date 2-3 objective points above where you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38736109)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:53 PM
Author: Yellow motley mad-dog skullcap scourge upon the earth

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38736112)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 4:17 PM
Author: Cerebral Church Building Useless Brakes

I think in Uzbekistan they just kidnap their wives there or some shit.

Move to that country. That's probably the easiest way to obtain a wife that I've heard of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4265704&forum_id=2#38736195)