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Wild bitcoin story with new client today (Verne)

Crim def client comes in. 50 year old single mother, frumpy...
Mischievous tattoo church building
  06/03/19
like an irl nigerian prince story
cruel-hearted boyish windowlicker stead
  06/03/19
is she going to be OK?
primrose house
  06/03/19
i have no idea wrt to the civil issue with her bank but i am...
Mischievous tattoo church building
  06/03/19
yeah I was more curious about what is going to happen with h...
primrose house
  06/03/19
she literally just opened the account for purposes of accept...
Mischievous tattoo church building
  06/03/19
So if BOA doesn't sue her for the $2.35 million she will be ...
primrose house
  06/03/19
what is BOA going to do with a 2.35M judgment against this w...
cruel-hearted boyish windowlicker stead
  06/03/19
cr, they prob wont file anything that brings to light their ...
Mischievous tattoo church building
  06/03/19
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Abnormal regret really tough guy
  06/03/19
idk she gave me a good fee to deal exclusively with the crim...
Mischievous tattoo church building
  06/03/19
I assume she is DONE HERE with BOA. Does she have other acco...
primrose house
  06/03/19
nah she was savvy enough to not shit where she eats
Mischievous tattoo church building
  06/03/19
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Abnormal regret really tough guy
  06/03/19
FBI gonna railroad her
Startled magenta site
  06/03/19
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Abnormal regret really tough guy
  06/03/19
Mueller hired a bulldog from the Northern District of Virgin...
primrose house
  06/03/19
*strums sitar*
Startled magenta site
  06/03/19
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orange hairraiser deer antler boiling water
  06/04/19
well see what unfolds
Mischievous tattoo church building
  06/03/19
Interesting...the spreads on localbitcoin are absolutely abs...
Peach Abusive Round Eye
  06/03/19
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Abnormal regret really tough guy
  06/03/19
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Abnormal regret really tough guy
  06/03/19
holy shit
Bipolar lilac trailer park twinkling uncleanness
  06/03/19
I love reading all the articles about the many uses of crypt...
Coral Selfie
  06/03/19
this is why shitcoins were always flame.
Startled magenta site
  06/03/19
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Mischievous tattoo church building
  06/03/19
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Abnormal regret really tough guy
  06/03/19
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cruel-hearted boyish windowlicker stead
  06/03/19
(nocoiner trash)
Flatulent titillating reading party
  06/03/19
I'm sorta confused as to why large quantities of cash > c...
bright stag film puppy
  06/04/19
Also to buy drugs and offshore gambling websites.
insane rigor hunting ground
  06/04/19
When i used the bitcoin atm an undercover fed took pics of m...
laughsome splenetic mexican
  06/04/19
lmao no I didn't
Flatulent titillating reading party
  06/04/19
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Wild international law enforcement agency wrinkle
  06/04/19
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orange hairraiser deer antler boiling water
  06/04/19
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cruel-hearted boyish windowlicker stead
  06/04/19
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Bipolar lilac trailer park twinkling uncleanness
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Vigorous rebellious feces fanboi
  06/04/19
snitches get stitches
Pearly bearded dysfunction
  06/04/19
What a wonderfully honest woman
Amber fighting messiness
  06/04/19
Don't know anything about anything, but under what circumsta...
Frozen nofapping telephone
  06/04/19
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Abnormal regret really tough guy
  06/05/19
update: doing a proffer with ausa and fbi this week
Mischievous tattoo church building
  06/25/19


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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:10 PM
Author: Mischievous tattoo church building

Crim def client comes in. 50 year old single mother, frumpy, naive, a real simpleton. About 6 months ago her neighbor turned her on to something called localbitcoins where people would send her cash in overnight fed ex envelopes which she would convert to bitcoin with 8% commish. Probably did $500k worth of transactions and made $40k. says it never dawned on her these were probably drug dealers washing money.

in april someone contacts her and asks her to do a wire transaction offline. he will wire her some funds and she will take 5% commission and send rest in bitcoin. she claims to have no idea how much hes wiring, but the wire comes in and its for $2.6mm. She dutifully buys $2.45mm in bitcoin and sends it to his wallet. Bank reverses the transfer, her bank balance is now $-2.35mm and the FBI showed up at her suburban townhouse on Friday at 6am with a search warrant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335260)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:13 PM
Author: cruel-hearted boyish windowlicker stead

like an irl nigerian prince story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:14 PM
Author: primrose house

is she going to be OK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335280)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:15 PM
Author: Mischievous tattoo church building

i have no idea wrt to the civil issue with her bank but i am talking to fbi bros tomorrow and think I can help her out of this jam. shes as much of a victim as a criminal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335286)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:15 PM
Author: primrose house

yeah I was more curious about what is going to happen with her bank account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335288)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:17 PM
Author: Mischievous tattoo church building

she literally just opened the account for purposes of accepting this wire. they were good funds that got wired in, but probably ilicitly obtained through some title/RE fraud, identity theft, etc. i think BOA is just trying to blame her for their shit security that permitted the wire in the first place, so i doubt they really will file a civil case against her for the $. the $ is long fucking gone tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335303)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:18 PM
Author: primrose house

So if BOA doesn't sue her for the $2.35 million she will be no worse off than before? If they do sue her will you need to refer her to somebody else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335310)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:25 PM
Author: cruel-hearted boyish windowlicker stead

what is BOA going to do with a 2.35M judgment against this woman?

worst case scenario she files bankruptcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335348)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:28 PM
Author: Mischievous tattoo church building

cr, they prob wont file anything that brings to light their own malfeasance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335358)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: Abnormal regret really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335410)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:27 PM
Author: Mischievous tattoo church building

idk she gave me a good fee to deal exclusively with the criminal aspects including offering her up to fbi as a cooperator if needed but they prob arent super interested in her because shes 85 iq. i dont think she has many assets and like i said, the funds were good when wired to her so im not really sure what the cause of action would be - she was essentially a BFP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:32 PM
Author: primrose house

I assume she is DONE HERE with BOA. Does she have other accounts with them and could BOA try to seize them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335389)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:34 PM
Author: Mischievous tattoo church building

nah she was savvy enough to not shit where she eats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335397)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:37 PM
Author: Abnormal regret really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335414)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:38 PM
Author: Startled magenta site

FBI gonna railroad her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335421)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:43 PM
Author: Abnormal regret really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335454)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:50 PM
Author: primrose house

Mueller hired a bulldog from the Northern District of Virginia, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335489)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:51 PM
Author: Startled magenta site

*strums sitar*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335497)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 3:52 AM
Author: orange hairraiser deer antler boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38336602)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:39 PM
Author: Mischievous tattoo church building

well see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335423)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:34 PM
Author: Peach Abusive Round Eye

Interesting...the spreads on localbitcoin are absolutely absurd right now, obviously for good reason when you hear stories like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335401)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:37 PM
Author: Abnormal regret really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335416)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Abnormal regret really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335406)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:40 PM
Author: Bipolar lilac trailer park twinkling uncleanness

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335429)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 PM
Author: Coral Selfie

I love reading all the articles about the many uses of crypto in the future.

Uses in the actual world: money laundering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335485)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:50 PM
Author: Startled magenta site

this is why shitcoins were always flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:50 PM
Author: Mischievous tattoo church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:51 PM
Author: Abnormal regret really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335498)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:51 PM
Author: cruel-hearted boyish windowlicker stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:01 PM
Author: Flatulent titillating reading party

(nocoiner trash)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38335546)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 2:41 AM
Author: bright stag film puppy

I'm sorta confused as to why large quantities of cash > crypto is useful for money laundering. Are there avenues where you can go from crypto back into fiat without leaving much of a paper trail? I guess it makes sense if that were the case, but I'm not well versed enough into the crypto/banking scene to know whether such things exist.

I thought the bigger issue was that people who sell drugs on DNM end up with a bunch of crypto that they can't easily convert back to fiat without inviting questions as to how they acquired so much crypto to begin with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38336548)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 1:05 PM
Author: insane rigor hunting ground

Also to buy drugs and offshore gambling websites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38337991)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 1:53 AM
Author: laughsome splenetic mexican

When i used the bitcoin atm an undercover fed took pics of me with his phone then followed me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38336480)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 2:18 AM
Author: Flatulent titillating reading party

lmao no I didn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38336523)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 2:21 AM
Author: Wild international law enforcement agency wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38336528)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 3:53 AM
Author: orange hairraiser deer antler boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38336603)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 8:52 AM
Author: cruel-hearted boyish windowlicker stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38336902)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Bipolar lilac trailer park twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38336921)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 4:36 AM
Author: Copper Stirring Gay Wizard Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38342325)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 1:59 AM
Author: Vigorous rebellious feces fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38336486)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 2:06 AM
Author: Pearly bearded dysfunction

snitches get stitches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38336500)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 4:19 AM
Author: Amber fighting messiness

What a wonderfully honest woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38336612)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 4:36 PM
Author: Frozen nofapping telephone

Don't know anything about anything, but under what circumstances can a bank just take a lump of money that was deposited into your account?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38339385)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 4:33 AM
Author: Abnormal regret really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38342324)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 9:07 PM
Author: Mischievous tattoo church building

update: doing a proffer with ausa and fbi this week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4275762&forum_id=2#38440228)