You get to re-do one day of college
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:47 PM Author: mint dashing hall milk
I did well with women in college and had little trouble closing the deal, with one exception.
My buddy and I were bar hopping in the deep south one night, I was pretending to be a Brit and he was pretending to be an Irishman. The night was going great and we got progressively more drunk as the night went on. It was a little after midnight while talking with a group of girls when this guy jumps in. As drunk as I was, my otherwise convincing fake accent was probably showing some holes when the dude jumped in to AMOG me, pointed his finger in my face and yelled "BULLSHIT! That's a fake accent man. That's bullshit!"
I realized at this point that I had one of two options available to me. I could either admit it and let this guy AMOG me and figuratively kick my ass, or I could double down and possibly have this dude literally kick my ass. I went with the second option. I doubled down, telling him that if he had a problem with me and didn't believe that I was who I said I was, then we could take the issue outside. Fortunately for me, he backed down and apologized. He even bought me a drink.
Later that evening two of the girls came home with us, one of whom was this busty asian girl with a round ass. In the car, my buddy dropped his accent and told me to drop mine. I was so embarrassed that I didn't say a word until we got home.
Instead of hanging out, I went straight to bed. The hot Asian girl followed me in and laid down next to me. I pretended to be asleep.
If I could do it over, I'd make a joke about the fake accent on the way home then bang that AZN.
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:54 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Nibblets
For the HS thread, Id chose a great day to relive, changing nothing, knowing this was the peak of my life. For the college thread, Id chose a day I made a fatal decision, like picking a lib arts major, or even the day I selected which college. Id do ROTC, computers at a state school.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281628&forum_id=2#38379812)
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Date: June 12th, 2019 5:19 PM Author: Nubile Brindle Plaza Round Eye
I chose a sentimental grandparent day for the HS thread, but will join the consensus re: missed opportunities here:
I had the same GF from HS through most of college. She was trash and cheated on me, but first love, co-dependency, high threshold for abuse, etc. so I looked the other way. I was 100% faithful and didn't really even drink or go to parties without her and didn't have that much fun in college as a result.
I finally broke up with her during senior year and a hot girl on my hall who was always mildly flirtatious (but knew I had a gf - I thought she was teasing me) turned it up 10 notches. She was a petite blonde athlete with oafish tits for her frame and was much more popular than I was. She took me to cool kid parties, got me absolutely hammered a few times, took care of me when I inevitably got sick, etc. She even had me sleep in her bed a few times because it was "so late" and she "wanted to make sure I was okay," etc. - I literally lived 5-6 doors down the hall from her. At the time I was confused as to whether she was being a big sister and felt sorry for me or was interested, so I went into my shell and just went to sleep next to her. She cuddled up to me and I just laid there. This happened more than once.
I suppose there's a chance that she was just being nice, but 38yo me knows that there was nothing to lose from trying.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281628&forum_id=2#38379944) |
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