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1 million per year but your only IRL friends can be 15 year old girls

Just platonic friends you hang out with, no sick crap. And p...
Hideous plaza
  06/19/19
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  06/19/19
Yes I would do this if YOU pay ME $1 million/year.
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What's the catch?
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  06/19/19
No more beers wings & football with the bros you gotta h...
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chest-beating boiling water
  06/19/19
Pretty sure most 15 yo girls will come drink at your house
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chest-beating boiling water
  06/19/19
most people on xo have literally 0 friends. how do you expec...
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given that I make less money than that now and have zero fri...
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And your wife is ok with it? Would be 180
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Would probably be therapeutic
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Hypo really needs some additional specifications. Can you h...
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1 million is big money so nobody can know about the payment ...
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one of the more hilarious hypos I've seen posted in a while....
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Date: June 19th, 2019 5:35 PM
Author: Hideous plaza

Just platonic friends you hang out with, no sick crap. And people are free to judge you as a sicko with ulterior motives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4286126&forum_id=2#38412099)



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Date: June 19th, 2019 5:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Feces

Any billionaires bneed a kidney? (Prince)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4286126&forum_id=2#38412105)



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Date: June 19th, 2019 5:36 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Chrome Friendly Grandma Gunner

Yes I would do this if YOU pay ME $1 million/year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4286126&forum_id=2#38412107)



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Date: June 19th, 2019 5:37 PM
Author: costumed pistol nowag

What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4286126&forum_id=2#38412112)



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Date: June 19th, 2019 5:39 PM
Author: Hideous plaza

No more beers wings & football with the bros you gotta hang with teen girls and listen to them blather about their instagram all day & drink boba tea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4286126&forum_id=2#38412124)



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Date: June 19th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: chest-beating boiling water



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Date: June 19th, 2019 6:39 PM
Author: angry persian business firm

Pretty sure most 15 yo girls will come drink at your house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4286126&forum_id=2#38412359)



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Date: June 19th, 2019 5:38 PM
Author: chest-beating boiling water



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Date: June 19th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: cowardly principal's office travel guidebook

most people on xo have literally 0 friends. how do you expect them to make friends with 15 yo girls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4286126&forum_id=2#38412368)



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Date: June 19th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: scarlet fiercely-loyal old irish cottage trailer park

given that I make less money than that now and have zero friends ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4286126&forum_id=2#38412370)



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Date: June 19th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Heady indian lodge



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Date: June 20th, 2019 5:45 AM
Author: purple multi-colored fat ankles gay wizard



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Date: June 19th, 2019 6:43 PM
Author: angry persian business firm

And your wife is ok with it? Would be 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4286126&forum_id=2#38412373)



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Date: June 19th, 2019 6:43 PM
Author: vermilion parlour antidepressant drug

Would probably be therapeutic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4286126&forum_id=2#38412375)



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Date: June 19th, 2019 6:46 PM
Author: Insane cocky church love of her life

didn't expect to see you itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4286126&forum_id=2#38412388)



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Date: June 19th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Lascivious Free-loading Hall

Sup Agent Jenkins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4286126&forum_id=2#38412376)



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Date: June 19th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: flushed cerebral sex offender

no panties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4286126&forum_id=2#38412377)



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Date: June 19th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: ruby bat shit crazy associate spot

bros before hoes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4286126&forum_id=2#38412378)



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Date: June 20th, 2019 1:07 AM
Author: bright arousing hospital ape

Hypo really needs some additional specifications. Can you have a wife/girlfriend of appropriate and legal age who understands the hypo? If not, the price is probably higher. If so, it is a great deal at $1 million/year.

Do you automatically get a bunch of 15-year-old lady friends when you accept they hypo, or do you have to go out to the mall/HS and persuade them and their guardians that you are not a rapist and you just want to hang out and talk about whatever?

Are you required to maintain a set of underage friendships at all times, or can you take the $1 million and have no friends?

Do you get a random sample of 15-year-old girls (torture) or can you be selective and seek out cool ones who like good music and no drama?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4286126&forum_id=2#38414121)



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Date: June 20th, 2019 5:16 AM
Author: Godawful Dashing Codepig Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4286126&forum_id=2#38414423)



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Date: June 20th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Hideous plaza

1 million is big money so nobody can know about the payment but you.

You have to befriend at least 3 of them and it has to be organically. You have to hang out with them IRL and be a part of their incessant group texting and snapchat bs

You can pick whoever you want but can't pay them or tell them about the arrangement

I think only a super gay dude could pull this off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4286126&forum_id=2#38416445)



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Date: June 20th, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Sienna fantasy-prone mad-dog skullcap

one of the more hilarious hypos I've seen posted in a while. Thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4286126&forum_id=2#38416568)