Best Way To Cook Burger w/o BBQ?
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Date: July 4th, 2019 9:30 PM Author: glittery giraffe
- Most important: Highest fat content you can get (85/15 works great)
- assuming you are working with about 1 lbs of meat, mix in a packet of French onion soup mix and about 2 tbsp of spicy mustard
- if adding cheese, add it during the last 30 seconds of cooking and cover pan with lid
Any normal stovetop pan is fine
EDIT: make the patties a good 20% larger circumference than what you want. They'll shrink bigly
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Date: July 4th, 2019 9:34 PM Author: Canary resort
already have lean ground beef. SPS?
we were thinking of putting in garlic cloves, onions, liquid smoke and parsley. how's that sound?
why pan over the foreman? dat grill lines
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Date: July 4th, 2019 9:35 PM Author: ungodly kitty cat
i have really good success in both a non-stick (All-Clad) and a cast iron.
i tend to make thinner burgers (kids don't like any pink), so getting it precisely to temperature isn't usually a concern.
- I use an 80/20 mix
- I don't add a damn thing to my mix. I use a custom blend of roasted garlic powder, kosher salt, onion powder and coarse-grind black and white pepper on both sides of the burger prior to cooking.
- get your pan nice and hot. use a bit of neutral oil
- poaster above has good advice re: cheese.
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Date: July 4th, 2019 9:54 PM Author: ungodly kitty cat
i'm starting to get tinges of "how to smoke weed in a hotel room" here, but assuming this isn't some weird flame:
make a softball sized patty. smash/form it with your hands or between wax paper. season.
slide and let do.
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Date: July 4th, 2019 9:41 PM Author: Cordovan laughsome windowlicker keepsake machete
if you really want to do it right cook it like a steak and sear it in something that can do that - like a cast iron pan, then do oven (maybe not necc depending on thickness of burger).
You can also just pan fry it in its own fat and it will be just fine, use any pan. There will be a lot of fat in the pan.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4296287&forum_id=2#38484500)
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Date: July 4th, 2019 9:46 PM Author: buck-toothed chad state
if you don't make them very thick just use a pan
if you do then sear in a pan and finish in the oven
for full :D creds go sous vide
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Date: July 4th, 2019 10:29 PM Author: mischievous heady therapy
Cast iron pan and a few tbsp’s of butter - use the butter as a basting liquid and get a spoon to splash the butter on the burgers.
I’ve been cooking some bone marrow burgers - pretty damn good man.
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Date: July 4th, 2019 11:30 PM Author: mischievous heady therapy
Thank you for the praises but I have maybe half a letter of learning to my name - Phineas and I am sure many others even on this board are 100x more learned than me.
As for the prohibition - I think that the Karites are right in their literal reading of the law - basically the prohibition is the same as it is with the birds nest and shooing the mother away - to cook an animals offspring in the milk of its mother is specifically an abomination because it is an affront to G-d’s work - you are taking the nurturing production of a mother and using it to cook her offspring that you have killed - possibly with the mother even seeing this being done if you think of the pastoralist nomadic life of herders - to even someone with no religious background at all that is an abomination when you really think about it. By doing this act intentionally you are mocking G-d - however in the modern world you are not getting meat typically from the same herd so it isn’t a specific Mother-Child animal risk - so the literal Karaite reading of this law makes a LOT more sense, versus a blanket prohibition on all meat and dairy combinations - which I think might be to specifically eliminate the risk of this above scenario from occurring unintentionally or intentionally.
Why do I think this? Because of the commandment In the 613 with the birds and when you take the young you must shoo the parent bird away - for the bird to see someone take its young from its nest which it lovingly built is an awful thing - I think the RamBam wrote about this and how deeply fucked up and wrong it is, on so many levels for someone to do this.
Mixing meat and dairy - per se - I do not see a problem with because it’s not an intentional act to pervert creation and the natural order of things, I haven’t read much writings on this though if I can read other halachot about this that say something different or put something new in the light for me to understand.
Possibly if you wanted to be really careful you might use goat or sheep’s milk butter to cook beef - to remove even the slightest possibility of the milk of the mother animal from coming in contact with the meat of its offspring of it were slaughtered at the same time of its milking - due to two different species of animals.
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Date: July 5th, 2019 9:33 AM Author: Canary resort
180 read.... but:
1) doesn't matter that the karaites are right, though. jews are not karaites and we're bound by precedent and not free to reinterpret it.
2) it's very well accepted that the laws/mitzvot don't have to make sense and be logical and rational. we're still bound by the chukkim.
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Date: July 5th, 2019 11:23 AM Author: Canary resort
i've always heard of it referred to as a chok. a quick google of meat and milk chok comes up with:
In any event, it is clear that the main reason for this mitzvah is beyond comprehension. Hence, it is referred to as a chok—a statute that we fulfill simply because it is the will of G‑d, although we don't understand it.11
https://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/1149824/jewish/Meat-Milk.htm
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Date: July 6th, 2019 2:44 AM Author: mischievous heady therapy
I think there is a difference of degree between chok such as the red heifer or slaughtering a heifer in response to an unsolved murder and not being able to plow the valley where the heifer was killed versus dietary prohibitions.
Just as you said, it is possible to logic out why pigs and other animals are unhealthy due to disease risk and them being filth. Does the presence of readily discernible logic mean that these prohibitions are indeed chukkim? I think that the presence of precedent does not substitute for truly uncomprehendible chukkim - such as the three commandments I discussed earlier (Red Heifer and then the slaughter of a heifer in a river valley in response to an unsolved murder and subsequent prohibition on plowing that valley)
In the case of the red heifer, students were banned by a famous sage for even attempting to comprehend it due to it being impossible to comprehend or understand.
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Date: July 7th, 2019 12:47 AM Author: Canary resort
i see what you're saying.
but, you could say that the most extreme examples of uncomprehendible chukkim don't negate the fact that other chukkim are chukkim
btw, speaking of bizarre shit, while not a torah commandment, i find the firstborn female black cat thing in the gemara (berachot 6) even more bizarre and uncomprehendible than the red heifer. wtf do u make of that?
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Date: July 7th, 2019 11:40 PM Author: Canary resort
UPDATE: made 180 burgers today.
6oz patties of ground beef, and made a dimple in them (read online that a dimple helps prevent the patty from shrinking).
didn't mix anything inside the ground beef, and just seasoned each side with kosher salt, black pepper and garlic powder.
heated up a non-stick pan with EVOO until it was hot as fuck. cooked the burgers for ~2 mins on each side. and that was it.
turned out to be a perfect rare to medium rare, which is what i was going for. texture on the outside was really crispy and had that bbq smell to it. flavor was 180.
wife made homemade sweet potato chili fries too which were 180.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4296287&forum_id=2#38498179) |
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