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Hypo: $500M but you have to live in a U.S. airport of your choosing for 1 year

You're not allowed to leave the airport once during that yea...
translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal
  07/15/19
Three questions: 1. Do you get lounge access? 2. Do you ...
Mauve set old irish cottage
  07/15/19
1) No lounge access 2) Yeah you can leave the secured are...
translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal
  07/15/19
Based on 1), I'm assuming that despite the on-property rule ...
Mauve set old irish cottage
  07/15/19
yes that would be cheating.
translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal
  07/15/19
Tampa’s airport is pretty solid. Lots of happy people ...
Coral Passionate Fat Ankles
  07/16/19
I would do this for free.
mind-boggling black station
  07/16/19
I'd do this even at xo's airport: MAF And that is one sh...
Azure shivering nursing home sex offender
  07/15/19
180
Vengeful Fragrant Prole
  07/15/19
Even JLY?
spruce organic girlfriend
  07/16/19
Portland has a great airport
comical party of the first part legal warrant
  07/15/19
apparently the best in the country
translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal
  07/15/19
This was exactly the one I was thinking or SEATAC I'd jus...
federal newt
  07/15/19
Problem with SEA is that the best part of the airport is the...
Mauve set old irish cottage
  07/15/19
Tampa/MCO are good also Or even YYV
federal newt
  07/15/19
Just went through Portland and it seemed shitty and old
big french corner place of business
  07/16/19
I'd love to help you, Friend, but I don't have $500 mil to s...
cream becky idea he suggested
  07/15/19
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Vibrant patrolman doctorate
  07/15/19
No one will kick you out if you don't cause problems.
translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal
  07/15/19
Yeah MSP is a good call here
Bipolar locus
  07/15/19
I thought this said 500k. 500m? Obviously
Low-t diverse theater stage factory reset button
  07/15/19
the thread is really more about which airport, but goddamn I...
translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal
  07/15/19
That wouldn't have gotten you the same answers, though. SEA ...
Mauve set old irish cottage
  07/15/19
Number was absurdly high. I’d do a year at Islamabad i...
Low-t diverse theater stage factory reset button
  07/15/19
Yeah, the amount would scale. Hell, you could cover my expen...
Mauve set old irish cottage
  07/15/19
key is to memorize the cleaning crew's route so you always s...
cream becky idea he suggested
  07/15/19
yes, why not? what am i missing?
Gaped talking gunner resort
  07/15/19
for one, you're sleeping in an airport and eating overpriced...
Bipolar locus
  07/15/19
The horror
Azure shivering nursing home sex offender
  07/15/19
this place is tits: https://media.flysfo.com/pub_NapaFarms_...
Gaped talking gunner resort
  07/15/19
weak
ultramarine filthpig
  07/15/19
overnight sleep in one of the lactation pods, they're insane...
violent pozpig
  07/15/19
I’m sure you’ll just spend a year sleeping in th...
Coral Passionate Fat Ankles
  07/16/19
basic intelligence
translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal
  07/15/19
Can we compromise at reading comp?
Gaped talking gunner resort
  07/15/19
SFO Family could visit me. Big. Variety of food and dri...
Gaped talking gunner resort
  07/15/19
ty
translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal
  07/15/19
Literally any us airport with food. Do you know the wild sh...
cyan anal office
  07/15/19
you wouldn't just quietly read in a low-traffic corner of th...
translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal
  07/15/19
At first, but I’d start talking to the coolest seeming...
cyan anal office
  07/15/19
My liver would probably not holdout for an entire year, but ...
Cheese-eating quadroon travel guidebook
  07/15/19
This is the only real concern
cyan anal office
  07/15/19
Miami for sure. Nice facilities, big, warm climate in su...
abnormal lay
  07/15/19
Yeah being warm in the summer is a unique selling point
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  07/15/19
On the other hand, though, they air-condition the hell out o...
Mauve set old irish cottage
  07/15/19
...
Talented senate toaster
  07/16/19
For $500M, I'd probably just buy some regional airport and b...
lavender racy cruise ship
  07/15/19
Related question -- how much of the money do you get up fron...
Mauve set old irish cottage
  07/15/19
Do you really have to worry about maxing out a few credit ca...
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  07/15/19
taskrabbit to drop off and deliver at a local cleaning spot
angry arrogant heaven
  07/16/19
you seriously wouldn't just set aside $10K for clean clean u...
Soul-stirring gaping range
  07/16/19
Off course I would do it if that were the only choice. But I...
bateful balding mad-dog skullcap house
  07/16/19
what a shitty hypo, plenty of airports with decent restauran...
indecent center
  07/15/19
cot damn this board has a lot of retards who can't read.
translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal
  07/15/19
It's the escapist fantasy. We see any way out from the endl...
Gaped talking gunner resort
  07/15/19
no, escapist fantasy would be to engage the hypo and describ...
translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal
  07/15/19
The problem is that it is a shitty hypo. A good hypo would'v...
Cheese-eating quadroon travel guidebook
  07/15/19
so then you just answer the question with what airport and w...
translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal
  07/15/19
This. I would do most airports for even $1-2M. If the point ...
narrow-minded jet-lagged dog poop plaza
  07/15/19
this right here is why xo sucks a lot: there's all this shit...
translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal
  07/15/19
lmao yeah we can tell you're pretty detached from all this
indecent center
  07/15/19
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  07/16/19
To be fair, you knew your audience when you asked the questi...
Mauve set old irish cottage
  07/15/19
I keep thinking the literalist Asians and aspies are just pa...
translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal
  07/15/19
Expect the worst, hope for the best.
Mauve set old irish cottage
  07/15/19
your hypos are consistently dumb and leave out basic details...
Soul-stirring gaping range
  07/16/19
I'd do this in a second at a nicer US airport like DTW (they...
free-loading stirring macaca hissy fit
  07/15/19
Yes, without a second thought. I'd pick O'Hare or some plac...
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  07/15/19
For 500M I'd even brave LAX
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  07/15/19
Food options in most of McCarran are terrible. It's another ...
Mauve set old irish cottage
  07/15/19
I'd stay in a shitty airport for a year.
Dull Lodge
  07/15/19
Hartsfield-Jackson has solid food options. Also I really lik...
wonderful potus orchestra pit
  07/15/19
Do any of these airports have laundromats? Can I sneak in...
bateful balding mad-dog skullcap house
  07/15/19
This is a very good and very autistic point. I think your be...
Mauve set old irish cottage
  07/15/19
airport brooks brothers stores probably sell underwear
Soul-stirring gaping range
  07/15/19
Yeah people are vastly overlooking that fact that you will l...
beady-eyed pontificating famous landscape painting roommate
  07/16/19
lol at dumbasses worrying about doing laundry. just buy new...
Soul-stirring gaping range
  07/16/19
SFO has a non-club place where you can pay to shower. I ass...
Gaped talking gunner resort
  07/16/19
for $500M I would exclusively drink out of the toilets for a...
Soul-stirring gaping range
  07/16/19
(AOC)
painfully honest theater hominid
  07/16/19
DIA or MSP easily
Concupiscible rough-skinned depressive field
  07/15/19
I get the hypo, but Changi would be fucking ideal for this.
garnet gas station really tough guy
  07/15/19
Yeah, I'd do Changi for free if my expenses were covered.
Mauve set old irish cottage
  07/15/19
US airport
angry arrogant heaven
  07/16/19
sfo
boyish crawly national security agency
  07/15/19
What will be the best way to sleep in this hypo? I've roughe...
vermilion messiness
  07/15/19
...
rose offensive church voyeur
  07/16/19
This is the most important variable for maximizing quality o...
crimson home
  07/16/19
also, do i get thrown out for sleeping in odd places
bonkers avocado mother twinkling uncleanness
  07/16/19
Do any airports have places where you can shower? I would p...
Soul-stirring gaping range
  07/15/19
I would take the airport of the city I live in now. I'd basi...
violent pozpig
  07/15/19
Unless you're already worth over $10M, I can't imagine anyon...
Odious kitty cat associate
  07/16/19
Lol I would stay in port authority for a year at this price
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  07/16/19
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curious orchid incel trailer park
  07/16/19
defo i'd pick DTW, solely on the basis that there's a hyb...
Glittery Coffee Pot Library
  07/16/19
not flame id do this for 10k and im already rich
irradiated dopamine area
  07/16/19
Singapore Changi, no brainer. It's like living in a shopping...
Salmon Selfie
  07/16/19
Why not read hypo first then answer
beady-eyed pontificating famous landscape painting roommate
  07/16/19
eh poor rc, ill still take it tho
Salmon Selfie
  07/16/19
Where would you go to shave your forehead
beady-eyed pontificating famous landscape painting roommate
  07/16/19
thats a deep cut fulano lmao they have bathrooms and show...
Salmon Selfie
  07/16/19
but since when is Singapore part of the US?
angry arrogant heaven
  07/16/19
some regional airport with a night time curfew on flights (s...
Hot razzmatazz stage
  07/16/19
Whichever one has a gym and a place to get a decent steak
Blue vivacious address pervert
  07/16/19
Publicly accessible showers are a standard feature of big As...
Bipolar locus
  07/16/19
DFW has pay showers and beds in the terminal
stimulating locale
  07/16/19
I’d do DFW because they have pay showers. There&rs...
Coral Passionate Fat Ankles
  07/16/19
They even have that all-night 7-11 in DFW
stimulating locale
  07/16/19
some guard would kick you out before the year ends and you'd...
Dashing legend
  07/16/19
LAS and lose all 500m on machines
at-the-ready histrionic black woman brethren
  07/16/19
Do DEN research the occult
big french corner place of business
  07/16/19


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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:52 PM
Author: translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal

You're not allowed to leave the airport once during that year.

If you can make it the full year, you'll get $500M.

Do you take it, and if so which airport do you choose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537872)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:55 PM
Author: Mauve set old irish cottage

Three questions:

1. Do you get lounge access?

2. Do you have to stay airside the whole time, or can you leave the secured area as long as you stay within the physical airport?

3. Are there any restrictions on internet/phone use?

If so, MSP could almost definitely be survivable if $500 million was on the line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537888)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:56 PM
Author: translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal

1) No lounge access

2) Yeah you can leave the secured area. You have a pass to move back and forth.

3) No restrictions on internet use if you want to bring along a laptop and charger, but it's up to you to find WiFi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537895)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:58 PM
Author: Mauve set old irish cottage

Based on 1), I'm assuming that despite the on-property rule means it would be cheating to go to a directly connected hotel like they have at Tampa (not that Tampa doesn't suck as an airport).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537912)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:58 PM
Author: translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal

yes that would be cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537915)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: Coral Passionate Fat Ankles

Tampa’s airport is pretty solid. Lots of happy people arriving on vacation. There’s a chick fila and outdoor bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539748)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: mind-boggling black station

I would do this for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539235)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:54 PM
Author: Azure shivering nursing home sex offender

I'd do this even at xo's airport: MAF

And that is one shitty airport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537882)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: Vengeful Fragrant Prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538574)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 5:54 AM
Author: spruce organic girlfriend

Even JLY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539294)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:55 PM
Author: comical party of the first part legal warrant

Portland has a great airport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537887)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:56 PM
Author: translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal

apparently the best in the country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537896)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:22 PM
Author: federal newt

This was exactly the one I was thinking or SEATAC

I'd just hold up at stumptown and poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538062)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:32 PM
Author: Mauve set old irish cottage

Problem with SEA is that the best part of the airport is the Sky Club, and OP said no lounge access. The rest of the place isn't bad, but there are better public airport areas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538139)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:37 PM
Author: federal newt

Tampa/MCO are good also

Or even YYV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538158)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 5:20 PM
Author: big french corner place of business

Just went through Portland and it seemed shitty and old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38541741)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:55 PM
Author: cream becky idea he suggested

I'd love to help you, Friend, but I don't have $500 mil to spare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537892)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:58 PM
Author: Vibrant patrolman doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537913)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal

No one will kick you out if you don't cause problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537927)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: Bipolar locus

Yeah MSP is a good call here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537924)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:01 PM
Author: Low-t diverse theater stage factory reset button

I thought this said 500k. 500m? Obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537943)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:03 PM
Author: translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal

the thread is really more about which airport, but goddamn I forget sometimes how stupid some of you are. I should've just been like "BEST AIRPORT THANKS?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537959)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:17 PM
Author: Mauve set old irish cottage

That wouldn't have gotten you the same answers, though. SEA is pretty awesome to fly in and out of, especially if you cop Sky Club access, and AUS has a great food court for layovers, but I could never last a year there. On the other hand, I want to killself every time I fly through Charlotte and am trying to make a connection, but I wouldn't mind chilling there for a bit. There are other considerations, too, like Detroit having all of those overnight flights to Asia which would mess up your sleep schedule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538044)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:21 PM
Author: Low-t diverse theater stage factory reset button

Number was absurdly high. I’d do a year at Islamabad international for that much money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538058)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:31 PM
Author: Mauve set old irish cottage

Yeah, the amount would scale. Hell, you could cover my expenses and I'd do a year at Changi for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538133)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:03 PM
Author: cream becky idea he suggested

key is to memorize the cleaning crew's route so you always shit on a freshly sanitized toilet seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537961)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:03 PM
Author: Gaped talking gunner resort

yes, why not? what am i missing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537962)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:04 PM
Author: Bipolar locus

for one, you're sleeping in an airport and eating overpriced airport food every day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537966)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:06 PM
Author: Azure shivering nursing home sex offender

The horror

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537975)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:11 PM
Author: Gaped talking gunner resort

this place is tits: https://media.flysfo.com/pub_NapaFarms_850x677_0.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538015)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:11 PM
Author: ultramarine filthpig

weak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538416)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 11:12 PM
Author: violent pozpig

overnight sleep in one of the lactation pods, they're insanely comfortable, when my wife was pumping we'd use them and i could take a nap while she pumped, imagine a 10x10 lounge area with its own attached bathroom stall that is never used plus great lighting and a really comfortable couch and two chairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538709)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: Coral Passionate Fat Ankles

I’m sure you’ll just spend a year sleeping in the lactation pod with nobody noticing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539777)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:04 PM
Author: translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal

basic intelligence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537967)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:04 PM
Author: Gaped talking gunner resort

Can we compromise at reading comp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537969)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:09 PM
Author: Gaped talking gunner resort

SFO

Family could visit me. Big. Variety of food and drink options. Little train to ride around on to pass the time. Terminal 2 (Alaska and American) is really nice. Lots of natural light.

I'd do this for $4M post-tax. Less in other years but kids are young and I like to see them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538002)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:10 PM
Author: translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538005)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:06 PM
Author: cyan anal office

Literally any us airport with food. Do you know the wild shit I could get into with late night airport doods with all the credit I can access even if by fraud? Coke and strippers at the A terminal every night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537977)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:07 PM
Author: translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal

you wouldn't just quietly read in a low-traffic corner of the airport at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537986)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:09 PM
Author: cyan anal office

At first, but I’d start talking to the coolest seeming black dood as soon as possible. From there the rest practically writes itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537997)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:09 PM
Author: Cheese-eating quadroon travel guidebook

My liver would probably not holdout for an entire year, but I'd give it a shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537996)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:11 PM
Author: cyan anal office

This is the only real concern

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538011)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:11 PM
Author: abnormal lay

Miami for sure.

Nice facilities, big, warm climate in summer, learn some Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538017)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: maniacal irate school cafeteria athletic conference

Yeah being warm in the summer is a unique selling point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538429)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: Mauve set old irish cottage

On the other hand, though, they air-condition the hell out of that place during the summer. It'd be cool to watch the thunderstorms from the gate area, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538446)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:33 AM
Author: Talented senate toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539084)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:18 PM
Author: lavender racy cruise ship

For $500M, I'd probably just buy some regional airport and build a sick house on the grounds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538052)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:19 PM
Author: Mauve set old irish cottage

Related question -- how much of the money do you get up front? For living expenses and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538053)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:37 PM
Author: bateful balding mad-dog skullcap house

Do you really have to worry about maxing out a few credit cards that you can pay off in a heartbeat in 12 months?

One real problem is laundry. Any way to take care of that at an airport, or you just have to keep buying new underwear at the overpriced Brooks Brothers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538545)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:16 AM
Author: angry arrogant heaven

taskrabbit to drop off and deliver at a local cleaning spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539056)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:24 AM
Author: Soul-stirring gaping range

you seriously wouldn't just set aside $10K for clean clean underwear if it meant making $500M? people risk a lot more than that on businesses with way less upside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539064)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 5:45 AM
Author: bateful balding mad-dog skullcap house

Off course I would do it if that were the only choice. But I'd want to minimize expenses where I can just in case I have a heart attack and get removed from the premises and lose the challenge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539293)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:23 PM
Author: indecent center

what a shitty hypo, plenty of airports with decent restaurants and there's a hudson's at every airport so you can go through their entire library. seriously if you said even $2M i would have strongly considered it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538067)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:30 PM
Author: translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal

cot damn this board has a lot of retards who can't read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538116)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:33 PM
Author: Gaped talking gunner resort

It's the escapist fantasy. We see any way out from the endless mundane monkey work (which also manages to be exceedingly high-stress) that is our profession and we jump on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538141)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:38 PM
Author: translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal

no, escapist fantasy would be to engage the hypo and describe which airport you'd stay at and how you'd pass the year.

instead we have a small contingent of boring, literalist dummies who enter every hypo thread just to either ask lawyer questions that obviously defeat the point of the hypo or give whiny complaints about the dollar figure instead of just answering the question in any kind of way that's worth engaging with.

problem is that the boring literalist dummies don't realize how much they drag the board down (just like they drag down everything they're a part of).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538166)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:45 PM
Author: Cheese-eating quadroon travel guidebook

The problem is that it is a shitty hypo. A good hypo would've attempted to peg a dollar amount that would cause one to consider the quality of the airport. Good hypos result in engaged poasting, but your hypo was lazy and SPS. At $500 MM, it could be a dirt hut with a rape stand and we'd still take it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538200)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:47 PM
Author: translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal

so then you just answer the question with what airport and why.

instead it's the same boring retards shitting up xo and never noticing they don't produce anything worth reading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538218)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded jet-lagged dog poop plaza

This. I would do most airports for even $1-2M. If the point was to talk about which airport you'd stay at for a year it should've been in the title. We have 50+ post threads about travel all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538238)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:53 PM
Author: translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal

this right here is why xo sucks a lot: there's all this shitty meme-policing and whining about the wording of thread titles instead. almost as if the site were dominated by aspie lawyers.

don't worry, I'm learning not to bother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538258)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: indecent center

lmao yeah we can tell you're pretty detached from all this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538407)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: Azure shivering nursing home sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538411)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 6:40 PM
Author: pale pisswyrm hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38542103)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:51 PM
Author: Mauve set old irish cottage

To be fair, you knew your audience when you asked the question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538251)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:54 PM
Author: translucent slap-happy half-breed son of senegal

I keep thinking the literalist Asians and aspies are just part of XO, not the whole of it. lesson learned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538266)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:12 PM
Author: Mauve set old irish cottage

Expect the worst, hope for the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538426)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Soul-stirring gaping range

your hypos are consistently dumb and leave out basic details needed to effectively make a good decision. either way the credited response is whatever airport has the best basic amenities like places to sleep or shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539046)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: free-loading stirring macaca hissy fit

I'd do this in a second at a nicer US airport like DTW (they have a nice Westin at the McNamara terminal and a good sushi restaurant + chic-fil-a)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538152)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:47 PM
Author: chartreuse provocative native

Yes, without a second thought. I'd pick O'Hare or some place like McCarran with a steady stream of hot chicks and people who are otherwise happy to be there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538217)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:48 PM
Author: Kink-friendly maize bbw

For 500M I'd even brave LAX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538227)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:15 PM
Author: Mauve set old irish cottage

Food options in most of McCarran are terrible. It's another one of those places where it's fantastic for a layover but wouldn't be good for long-term. Plus, people are happy to be there when they land, but they're just passing through -- when they're leaving, they're usually in shitty moods and moping around for hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538438)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: Dull Lodge

I'd stay in a shitty airport for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538428)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:34 PM
Author: wonderful potus orchestra pit

Hartsfield-Jackson has solid food options. Also I really like Denver airport - not sure on the food, but I assume there’s enough decent options.

Also can we assume the airport staff wouldn’t mind you rolling up in a sleeping bag? Many airports they won’t even let you sleep on the seats. If getting sleep is an issue it would be a tough year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538534)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: bateful balding mad-dog skullcap house

Do any of these airports have laundromats?

Can I sneak into Staff Only sections where they might have a commercial washer?

If not, what are my options for getting new underwear delivered or having laundry picked up and dropped off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538570)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Mauve set old irish cottage

This is a very good and very autistic point. I think your best option would probably be to use one of the family bathrooms and wash in the sink with Woolite or something, though that raises the separate problem of how to get that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538666)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 11:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring gaping range

airport brooks brothers stores probably sell underwear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538712)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:25 AM
Author: beady-eyed pontificating famous landscape painting roommate

Yeah people are vastly overlooking that fact that you will look and smell like a homeless nun within a week. Lol at chilling out on vibrating chairs and learning Spanish.

You're a retarded leper.

Curious how finances work in this hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539068)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:33 AM
Author: Soul-stirring gaping range

lol at dumbasses worrying about doing laundry. just buy new shit every day if you are playing for that much $.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539083)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:35 AM
Author: Gaped talking gunner resort

SFO has a non-club place where you can pay to shower. I assume other large airports do, too.

Absent that, for $500M, I'd freshen up in the sinks at night or in a lactation room when there's no one around. This is $500M, not $500K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539088)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:49 AM
Author: Soul-stirring gaping range

for $500M I would exclusively drink out of the toilets for a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539107)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:54 AM
Author: painfully honest theater hominid

(AOC)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539114)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible rough-skinned depressive field

DIA or MSP easily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538589)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: garnet gas station really tough guy

I get the hypo, but Changi would be fucking ideal for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538595)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 11:02 PM
Author: Mauve set old irish cottage

Yeah, I'd do Changi for free if my expenses were covered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538664)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:19 AM
Author: angry arrogant heaven

US airport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539060)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: boyish crawly national security agency

sfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538644)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 11:05 PM
Author: vermilion messiness

What will be the best way to sleep in this hypo? I've roughed it in quite a few airports and getting good sleep is always a problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538674)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: rose offensive church voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539081)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 3:39 AM
Author: crimson home

This is the most important variable for maximizing quality of life over the year. Would need an area with long comfortable benches or rows of seats, though I suppose you could jury-rig a "bed" by assembling a bunch of blankets from the duty free shop. Earplugs and eyemask are a must, but a naturally quiet area that's also darkened would be ideal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539218)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 10:53 AM
Author: bonkers avocado mother twinkling uncleanness

also, do i get thrown out for sleeping in odd places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539924)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 11:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring gaping range

Do any airports have places where you can shower? I would pick one of those if so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538682)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 11:09 PM
Author: violent pozpig

I would take the airport of the city I live in now. I'd basically get to hang out with my friends for hours every day as they travel through the airport, and the food is good enough.

I pick any other airport in the world and it's just strangers passing through all the time. But I pick my local, and I'd actually see my friends more often than I do now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538686)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:27 AM
Author: Odious kitty cat associate

Unless you're already worth over $10M, I can't imagine anyone who wouldn't say yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539071)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:53 AM
Author: Pink motley step-uncle's house

Lol I would stay in port authority for a year at this price

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539112)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 6:41 PM
Author: curious orchid incel trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38542113)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:54 AM
Author: Glittery Coffee Pot Library

defo

i'd pick DTW, solely on the basis that there's a hybrid electronic/acoustic grand piano in one of the public areas that i might be able to access during the late hours and practice on (with headphones to avoid causing problems)

over the course of a year i'd attempt to learn the rach 2 and 3, along with some of the bach WTK fugues

as a bonus the water fountain thing could serve as an emergency shower when no one is looking

for exercise, i'd buy some duffel luggage bags and fill them up with water bottles and do cleans/squats, with intervals running up and down stairs (and i could climb escalators backwards as an improvised stairmaster)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539113)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 2:23 AM
Author: irradiated dopamine area

not flame id do this for 10k and im already rich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539151)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 4:07 AM
Author: Salmon Selfie

Singapore Changi, no brainer. It's like living in a shopping mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539243)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 5:00 AM
Author: beady-eyed pontificating famous landscape painting roommate

Why not read hypo first then answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539272)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 6:00 AM
Author: Salmon Selfie

eh poor rc, ill still take it tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539302)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 7:45 AM
Author: beady-eyed pontificating famous landscape painting roommate

Where would you go to shave your forehead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539392)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 7:48 AM
Author: Salmon Selfie

thats a deep cut fulano lmao

they have bathrooms and showers and shit these days bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539397)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 5:07 PM
Author: angry arrogant heaven

but since when is Singapore part of the US?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38541667)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 5:09 AM
Author: Hot razzmatazz stage

some regional airport with a night time curfew on flights (so the airport closes and I can get some sleep), but still big enough to have a Hudsons and some restaurants

what fits the bill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539276)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 7:45 AM
Author: Blue vivacious address pervert

Whichever one has a gym and a place to get a decent steak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539393)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 7:57 AM
Author: Bipolar locus

Publicly accessible showers are a standard feature of big Asian airports. Do any US airports have them? Also can you PAY for lounge access?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539407)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 8:21 AM
Author: stimulating locale

DFW has pay showers and beds in the terminal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539449)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 10:50 AM
Author: Coral Passionate Fat Ankles

I’d do DFW because they have pay showers.

There’s also a lot of different terminals you could travel around to during the day on the trams, so the place wouldn’t ever seem small.

In one terminal there’s a business that rents sleep pods by the half hour so sleeping would be comfortable. I’d work something out with them.

I’d initially buy new clothes until (or if ever) I figured out some laundry solution.

Maybe I could get a job as a bartender or something even better to make the year go by faster. When I become friends w/ coworkers I could offer to pay them to run all sorts or errands for me. Laundry, outside food. Other items you can’t buy there (quality toilet paper).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539900)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 11:02 AM
Author: stimulating locale

They even have that all-night 7-11 in DFW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539969)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 10:55 AM
Author: Dashing legend

some guard would kick you out before the year ends and you'd get nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539931)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 5:19 PM
Author: at-the-ready histrionic black woman brethren

LAS and lose all 500m on machines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38541730)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 5:22 PM
Author: big french corner place of business

Do DEN research the occult

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38541744)