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How will biglaw fare during upcoming recession? Massive layoffs?

Will firms with restructuring practices do OK? Assuming you'...
Crystalline supple milk field
  08/17/19
No recession bro
garnet parlour kitty cat
  08/17/19
It will accelerate existing trends. Tons of layoffs in t...
fishy halford rigpig
  08/17/19
Flame? How would a transactional mid-level at a v10 fare?
Crystalline supple milk field
  08/17/19
Bill 10 hours a day every day and you'll be fine. Have z...
fishy halford rigpig
  08/17/19
What "squeeze" are you referring to? Firms have re...
Crystalline supple milk field
  08/17/19
The top is gangbusters. Everything else is wilting on the vi...
fishy halford rigpig
  08/17/19
Arent you an of counsel? What's ur game plan bro
Crystalline supple milk field
  08/17/19
I'm a senior associate with my cash stacked and an eye on th...
fishy halford rigpig
  08/17/19
(Guy about to be LIFO'd out of his in-house job)
Disturbing Curious Spot
  08/17/19
Nah. Theyll have a bunch of long term underperformers to dro...
fishy halford rigpig
  08/17/19
Depending on the company, but get past the probationary peri...
Deranged cerise sex offender queen of the night
  08/17/19
??? Why would you hire a law firm to do an NDA? I’m in...
Poppy Thriller Prole
  08/19/19
I can imagine a few reasons. 1. The firm does it for a flat...
Deranged cerise sex offender queen of the night
  08/19/19
I just have my secretary find an old one then I change the p...
navy temple
  08/19/19
Yea, I am talking about negotiating them. Our business fires...
Deranged cerise sex offender queen of the night
  08/19/19
Must not have any real work to worry about
navy temple
  08/19/19
Not sure if you're talking about me, but I don't touch NDAs ...
Deranged cerise sex offender queen of the night
  08/19/19
You know it usually takes a year or more to find a good in h...
Poppy Thriller Prole
  08/19/19
why does it take so long?
Tantric box office
  08/19/19
Something to do with the thousands of other desperate associ...
navy temple
  08/19/19
depends on practice group. if you're specialized in somethi...
Bateful hot regret
  08/19/19
Many companies are slow as shit. It took me about 10 months ...
Mustard faggotry
  08/20/19
My experience was similar. Last company I interviewed at, t...
Bright mind-boggling whorehouse
  08/20/19
Yeah. I recently stumbled into two.
fishy halford rigpig
  08/19/19
PE practices will fold up entirely. Will lay off every singl...
Poppy Thriller Prole
  08/19/19
LMAO. Odds of survival 0%
Poppy Thriller Prole
  08/19/19
this is somewhat right. biglaw firms are all trying to reinv...
Aphrodisiac pit trump supporter
  08/17/19
CR. Rainmaker boomers will close ranks and throw everyone el...
Poppy Thriller Prole
  08/19/19
180. My firm has already been deequitizing ~5 partners a yea...
Startling corn cake church building
  08/19/19
Almost as sad as all those NYC cabbies going out of business...
navy temple
  08/19/19
No mass layoffs - just loads of stealths- huge winnowing at ...
Comical transparent lay pistol
  08/17/19
How about 1st and 2nd years? :)))
Startling corn cake church building
  08/17/19
How u feeling bro? Lots of anxiety in your clsss year?
Crystalline supple milk field
  08/17/19
my hours fluctuate, and I'm being chewed out when I'm low, w...
Startling corn cake church building
  08/17/19
Get that resume ready son
Vibrant sanctuary
  08/17/19
"Ms. Henderson, for example, never cracked 1,100 hour...
Startling corn cake church building
  08/17/19
Sorry my advice is purely directed at cuck worker goys like ...
Vibrant sanctuary
  08/17/19
Lateral to my firm bro. We still going gangbusters here
Crystalline supple milk field
  08/17/19
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4159145&mc=7&...
Startling corn cake church building
  08/17/19
We will see 2-3x as many layoffs as we saw in 08-10. Its gun...
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  08/17/19
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  08/17/19
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  08/19/19
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Startling corn cake church building
  08/24/19
I don't think it would be that bad to be honest. There just ...
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  08/17/19
Haven't summer class sizes been fairly stable the past few y...
Crystalline supple milk field
  08/17/19
my firm is still very hourglass shaped - lots of 1-3 years, ...
Costumed gas station psychic
  08/19/19
this sounds about right. class years 2009-2014 were very ve...
Bateful hot regret
  08/19/19
...
Crystalline supple milk field
  08/17/19
just take your portable book of business and start your own ...
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  08/17/19
...
Crystalline supple milk field
  08/19/19
cq is what nickel & diming they'll do. they pretty much ...
Crimson mad-dog skullcap house
  08/19/19
free food? do you work at wachtell?
Startling corn cake church building
  08/19/19
Midlaw/shitlaw tell. Don’t you have practice group lun...
Crystalline supple milk field
  08/19/19
OFS. I thought JEW meant fruit baskets and snack displays ju...
Startling corn cake church building
  08/19/19
I do this at my shitlaw firm
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  08/19/19
If you're a junior and can still potentially slip between pr...
Territorial messiness institution
  08/19/19
Doesn’t that involve hellish hours and crazy deadlines...
Crystalline supple milk field
  08/19/19
Biglaw? Yes.
Territorial messiness institution
  08/19/19
What about boutiques? How will boutiques fare during the rec...
Crystalline supple milk field
  08/19/19
This is entirely firm dependent. Most smaller boutiques (les...
Territorial messiness institution
  08/19/19
Banks shed 30,000 jobs this year. Cant imagine biglaw is doi...
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  08/19/19
DB's exit from the US entirely is going to be a huge hit to ...
Territorial messiness institution
  08/19/19
DPW devastated
Crystalline supple milk field
  08/19/19
DB is half the cuts. Citi and HSBC had big cuts too.
claret genital piercing locale
  08/19/19
banks aren't "most of the business" - maybe for co...
Bateful hot regret
  08/19/19
LJL. This is biglaw we are talking about.
claret genital piercing locale
  08/19/19
....
claret genital piercing locale
  08/19/19
The only costs left to cut are salaries. Everything else has...
underhanded shimmering pisswyrm
  08/19/19
They really have no need to be in MFH except for old stodgy ...
Territorial messiness institution
  08/19/19
[Boies Schiller Armonk of counsel]
Costumed gas station psychic
  08/19/19
don't u need to be in proximity to the court bro
Overrated Sweet Tailpipe
  08/19/19
Yeah, biglaw attorneys are in court daily.
Territorial messiness institution
  08/19/19
Firms can’t cut associate salaries, though they can cu...
navy temple
  08/19/19
Seems like $1,500/hr equity partner salaries are the problem...
Overrated Sweet Tailpipe
  08/19/19
Without the equity partners the firm would have no clients
Slippery avocado foreskin
  08/19/19
Large corps need some sort of elite law firm. The work isn't...
Overrated Sweet Tailpipe
  08/19/19
Lawyer ethics rules (which were drafted by lawyers) prohibit...
navy temple
  08/19/19
Exactly why in-house lawyers are scab cucks
Crystalline supple milk field
  08/19/19
In house lawyers that are used to “insource” wor...
navy temple
  08/19/19
they really should just allow work from home with rotating o...
Bateful hot regret
  08/19/19
Will never happen.
navy temple
  08/19/19
That's what they said about everything other industry. It ha...
Overrated Sweet Tailpipe
  08/19/19
??? Almost no one “works from home”
navy temple
  08/20/19
High skill jobs — consulting, ibanking, tech they do
Overrated Sweet Tailpipe
  08/20/19
(rudolph)
Rebellious Business Firm Brethren
  08/11/20
lots of hiring in bankruptcy & international law!!!!!!!!...
aromatic blathering office
  08/19/19
I’m sure your firm will be happy to keep paying you $3...
Poppy Thriller Prole
  08/19/19
I don't foresee a bloodbath. I think firms have been trying ...
Dashing Mood International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/19/19
I think this means it will be worse.
Poppy Thriller Prole
  08/19/19
This. There’s always a bloodbath when it comes to rich...
Galvanic crawly chapel
  08/19/19
When does the OPEN OFFICE taboo start breaking down?
Overrated Sweet Tailpipe
  08/19/19
The “growth” in biglaw profitability since the e...
Poppy Thriller Prole
  08/19/19
...
underhanded shimmering pisswyrm
  08/19/19
:)
Startling corn cake church building
  08/19/19
Revenue has been flat for a decade? Holy fuck corpa are at a...
Overrated Sweet Tailpipe
  08/19/19
Inflation-adjusted RPL has been flat since ITE :) https:/...
navy temple
  08/19/19
Why has it dried up? Corps are better at doing mandatory arb...
Overrated Sweet Tailpipe
  08/19/19
During ITE, when so many big law firms were desperate for wo...
navy temple
  08/19/19
So associates aren't doing so bad if salaries have been stag...
Overrated Sweet Tailpipe
  08/19/19
Rates haven’t really gone “down” at any gi...
navy temple
  08/19/19
Firms that bill at high rates implode catastrophically and g...
Overrated Sweet Tailpipe
  08/19/19
I see things getting modular where you only pay out NYC BIGL...
Overrated Sweet Tailpipe
  08/19/19
(Nostradamus)
underhanded shimmering pisswyrm
  08/19/19
(guy waking up from coma he entered in 2009)
navy temple
  08/19/19
We gonna see 120 Latham first years get laid off? No. But on...
translucent trailer park
  08/19/19
LOL @ long term reputation existing. I'm old enough to remem...
Overrated Sweet Tailpipe
  08/19/19
this^this
Comical transparent lay pistol
  08/19/19
Lots of v20 firms did stuff like paying you half your salary...
translucent trailer park
  08/19/19
Out the supposedly prestigious firms that were once a joke
Startling corn cake church building
  08/19/19
Kirkland and Paul Weiss used to be trash, are now good. C...
Overrated Sweet Tailpipe
  08/19/19
Which firms conducted mass layoffs in 2008? Latham, of co...
Startling corn cake church building
  08/20/19
Found it: https://www.law.com/americanlawyer/almID/120242...
Startling corn cake church building
  08/20/19
The part that's hardest to predict and likely most important...
flirting effete point immigrant
  08/19/19
Can you describe "routine work" that can be automa...
Overrated Sweet Tailpipe
  08/19/19
We're likely going to use it for the upcoming LIBOR change. ...
Deranged cerise sex offender queen of the night
  08/19/19
Do junior sssociates usually do something like that, with pa...
Crystalline supple milk field
  08/19/19
? I'm inhouse. Don't know what pvt practice is going to do.
Deranged cerise sex offender queen of the night
  08/19/19
What are the expected legal consequences for issuers and hol...
Crystalline supple milk field
  08/19/19
For fund mgrs, it'll come down to looking at (1) investments...
Deranged cerise sex offender queen of the night
  08/19/19
Thank. Do you have a throwaway? Wanna run some language by y...
Crystalline supple milk field
  08/19/19
Tupac_biggie_pit@yahoo.com
Deranged cerise sex offender queen of the night
  08/19/19
E.g. SW is programmed to agree to one of a set of standard f...
flirting effete point immigrant
  08/19/19
ty
Overrated Sweet Tailpipe
  08/19/19
(Guy who gets it)
Turquoise geriatric corner
  08/19/19
Are investment bankers going to way of the dodo bird as well...
Overrated Sweet Tailpipe
  08/19/19
Ideally we will just have one person is the owner of the com...
underhanded shimmering pisswyrm
  08/19/19
Ideally I would spend fewer hours of my day dealing with bar...
flirting effete point immigrant
  08/19/19
who cares? if you're still in biglaw at this point you're no...
orange vivacious locus
  08/19/19
Some of us are youngs and haven’t been in biglaw that ...
Crystalline supple milk field
  08/19/19
Some seedlings have the misfortune of sprouting just before ...
navy temple
  08/19/19
(guy who got fired his 5th year)
Bateful hot regret
  08/19/19
Unmitigated bloodbath
hilarious dilemma cumskin
  08/19/19
Massive layoffs? No. Massive FIRINGS due to subpar performan...
Carnelian glittery rehab therapy
  08/19/19
MFE. Biglaw almost never does “layoffs.” They&rs...
navy temple
  08/19/19
real talk: there are tons of shitty associates at big law fi...
Bateful hot regret
  08/19/19
lol wow those guys suck
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  08/19/19
...
Chrome buck-toothed crotch
  08/20/19
...
Startling corn cake church building
  08/21/19
Has "failed to take control of assignments" ever b...
Overrated Sweet Tailpipe
  08/19/19
You mean "take ownership"? Jfc you've never worked...
Crystalline supple milk field
  08/19/19
The last year of law school is a total waste and costs $100K...
Overrated Sweet Tailpipe
  08/19/19
Where did you go to law school?
Territorial messiness institution
  08/19/19
Just an amateur fan of law.
Overrated Sweet Tailpipe
  08/19/19
...
Territorial messiness institution
  08/19/19
...
Cobalt native coffee pot
  08/20/19
all 3 yrs are a waste
Crimson mad-dog skullcap house
  08/19/19
Would salaries as high if you could just have an LLB and pra...
Crystalline supple milk field
  08/19/19
You need to artificially constrain supply to reinforce elite...
Overrated Sweet Tailpipe
  08/19/19
HAHAURFUCKED
fishy halford rigpig
  08/19/19
Rude
Turquoise geriatric corner
  08/19/19
...
Crystalline supple milk field
  08/19/19
There can't be associate cuts similar to 08-09 because there...
Rebellious Business Firm Brethren
  08/20/19
Firms can cut 100% of their junior associates and have no ne...
navy temple
  08/20/19
what is "underutilized" at that level? billing les...
Startling corn cake church building
  08/20/19
Really less than like 1500, but yea there are plenty of lega...
Rebellious Business Firm Brethren
  08/20/19
Average bills led at most firms are like 1600. Billable hour...
navy temple
  08/20/19
Those figures include women going on maternity leave, associ...
pearly half-breed
  08/20/19
Lessons From a Decade-Old No-Offer "Ours is a profes...
Startling corn cake church building
  08/20/19
"Ten years ago this August, when I was a bright-eyed an...
Cobalt native coffee pot
  08/20/19
Is that Estrada?
doobsian den
  08/20/19
Someone post the whole thing
underhanded shimmering pisswyrm
  08/20/19
Paywalled - will a kind poaster copy/paste?
Bright mind-boggling whorehouse
  08/20/19
"Ten years ago this August, when I was a bright-eyed an...
Startling corn cake church building
  08/20/19
Some of the worst writing I’ve ever read. Totally mean...
Overrated Sweet Tailpipe
  08/20/19
(Line 3 of author's summer assoc performance review)
Deranged cerise sex offender queen of the night
  08/21/19
“Biglaw” will be 200 partners, 500 associates an...
Aqua potus cuckold
  08/20/19
Close. Law is dying. Biglaw is going to be a fund that owns ...
underhanded shimmering pisswyrm
  08/20/19
Last of the MoFohicans
Maize menage
  08/21/19
yawn we've been hearing about the AI lawyer for 20 years....
Costumed gas station psychic
  08/22/19
We are all going to die!
doobsian den
  08/20/19
...
Bright mind-boggling whorehouse
  08/20/19


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Date: August 17th, 2019 10:39 AM
Author: Crystalline supple milk field

Will firms with restructuring practices do OK? Assuming you're an associate who can easily do that kind of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38700513)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: garnet parlour kitty cat

No recession bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38700520)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: fishy halford rigpig

It will accelerate existing trends.

Tons of layoffs in the lower echelon. Pure fucking bloodbath.

Stealth firings and less hiring in upper echelon.

Squeezing more out of in house counsel.

Restructuring in the upper echelon will do fine but that's about it.

Biglaw will *never* recover from this upcoming recession. At last 2 or 3 well known firms will cease to exist.

If you're not an equity partner q1 of 2020 and dont have a brother in law as GC at a F500 company you will never be an equity partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38700521)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 10:46 AM
Author: Crystalline supple milk field

Flame? How would a transactional mid-level at a v10 fare?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38700533)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 10:47 AM
Author: fishy halford rigpig

Bill 10 hours a day every day and you'll be fine.

Have zero slow weeks.

This is not flame at all. Biglaw is already being squeezed a ton. You're in the best possible position but still at risk.

Try to hook on with semi restructuring deals ROGHT FUCKING NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38700540)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 10:49 AM
Author: Crystalline supple milk field

What "squeeze" are you referring to? Firms have record profits?

How will private equity practices fare?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38700558)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 10:51 AM
Author: fishy halford rigpig

The top is gangbusters. Everything else is wilting on the vine.

There is a lot of cost pressure from clients. Right now clients have money and will tolerate constant WSJ articles about record firm profits. When earnings dip and revenue falls they flat out will not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38700568)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: Crystalline supple milk field

Arent you an of counsel? What's ur game plan bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38700574)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 10:53 AM
Author: fishy halford rigpig

I'm a senior associate with my cash stacked and an eye on the exit. I'm leaving for in house before recession hits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38700578)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 11:20 AM
Author: Disturbing Curious Spot

(Guy about to be LIFO'd out of his in-house job)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38700624)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 12:09 PM
Author: fishy halford rigpig

Nah. Theyll have a bunch of long term underperformers to drop before me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38700817)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 5:07 PM
Author: Deranged cerise sex offender queen of the night

Depending on the company, but get past the probationary period (if any) and you'll be good. More than likely, more work given to outside counsel will be kept inhouse. I still see law firms working on standard NDAs and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38701951)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 12:51 PM
Author: Poppy Thriller Prole

??? Why would you hire a law firm to do an NDA? I’m in house and I have my secretary do them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709204)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 1:56 PM
Author: Deranged cerise sex offender queen of the night

I can imagine a few reasons. 1. The firm does it for a flat fee. 2. The NDA is part of a larger project, so the fee is rolled into the alternative fee arrangement.

Either way, the point is that there are plenty of cost that can be absorbed by inhouse before reductions in force are made.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709601)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: navy temple

I just have my secretary find an old one then I change the party names. Takes five minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709657)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: Deranged cerise sex offender queen of the night

Yea, I am talking about negotiating them. Our business fires off our std and legal reviews any edits. There seldom are any meaningful edits. Generally some persnickety lawyer that want x date notice periods, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709670)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: navy temple

Must not have any real work to worry about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709722)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:34 PM
Author: Deranged cerise sex offender queen of the night

Not sure if you're talking about me, but I don't touch NDAs unless a lawyer comes back with edits, they are material edits, or the otherside sent their nda. Even then, NDAs aren't a big deal so I end up accepting most of their edits as it is gen some investor.

I have been on an NDA negotiatjon call with sovereign wealth funds using firms like Cleary though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709771)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 12:50 PM
Author: Poppy Thriller Prole

You know it usually takes a year or more to find a good in house gig right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709196)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Tantric box office

why does it take so long?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709775)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: navy temple

Something to do with the thousands of other desperate associates constantly trying to escape biglaw at the same time you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709805)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:54 PM
Author: Bateful hot regret

depends on practice group. if you're specialized in something like patent law, or bonds or something it's a lot quicker than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709892)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Mustard faggotry

Many companies are slow as shit. It took me about 10 months from when I started looking to when I got an offer. The specific company I wound up with was about 6 months from application to offer, and I was told that was insanely fast by their standards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38714174)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 9:00 PM
Author: Bright mind-boggling whorehouse

My experience was similar. Last company I interviewed at, the guy interviewing me said it was 10 months from interview to offer for him.

With me, they just never got back to me after the second in-person round ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38716759)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:54 PM
Author: fishy halford rigpig

Yeah. I recently stumbled into two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709896)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Poppy Thriller Prole

PE practices will fold up entirely. Will lay off every single attorney.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709184)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 12:47 PM
Author: Poppy Thriller Prole

LMAO. Odds of survival 0%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709170)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 10:49 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac pit trump supporter

this is somewhat right. biglaw firms are all trying to reinvent themselves as leaner with fewer associates and more cheaper non partner track staff. the recession will be a good chance to transform without much judgment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38700556)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 12:48 PM
Author: Poppy Thriller Prole

CR. Rainmaker boomers will close ranks and throw everyone else to the wolves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709176)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:01 PM
Author: Startling corn cake church building

180. My firm has already been deequitizing ~5 partners a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709624)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: navy temple

Almost as sad as all those NYC cabbies going out of business!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709725)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 10:54 AM
Author: Comical transparent lay pistol

No mass layoffs - just loads of stealths- huge winnowing at 3rd and 5th years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38700579)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Startling corn cake church building

How about 1st and 2nd years? :)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38701466)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 2:44 PM
Author: Crystalline supple milk field

How u feeling bro? Lots of anxiety in your clsss year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38701477)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 2:47 PM
Author: Startling corn cake church building

my hours fluctuate, and I'm being chewed out when I'm low, which pisses me off; OTOH, some of my classmates have had no work for months and routinely bill 10-20 hours a week, nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38701488)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 3:34 PM
Author: Vibrant sanctuary

Get that resume ready son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38701618)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 3:46 PM
Author: Startling corn cake church building

"Ms. Henderson, for example, never cracked 1,100 hours of client billable work in any year and struggled with basic tasks. Ms. Tolton received below-average reviews in four of her last five years, averaged 1,722 client hours in the three years before her first family leave and 523 client hours in the two years she took leaves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38701671)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Vibrant sanctuary

Sorry my advice is purely directed at cuck worker goys like me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38701680)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Crystalline supple milk field

Lateral to my firm bro. We still going gangbusters here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38701684)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 4:57 PM
Author: Startling corn cake church building

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4159145&mc=7&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38701927)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 11:15 AM
Author: Charismatic frozen indian lodge scourge upon the earth

We will see 2-3x as many layoffs as we saw in 08-10. Its gunna be really bad. Glad Im in bigfed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38700616)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 11:18 AM
Author: Chrome buck-toothed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38700621)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 1:57 PM
Author: Chrome buck-toothed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709606)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 5:24 PM
Author: Startling corn cake church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38736455)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 11:26 AM
Author: Carmine splenetic national security agency

I don't think it would be that bad to be honest. There just isn't the bloat there was in '08, and firms have been ruthless in cutting bloat since then.

Realistically, all these firms are eat what you kill - so the partners are probably going to have to take the hit.

What are they going to do? Fire some 13th year of counsel who makes $400,000 and bills 2200 hours while supervising $6 million of your book?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38700654)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: Crystalline supple milk field

Haven't summer class sizes been fairly stable the past few years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38700696)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 1:18 PM
Author: Costumed gas station psychic

my firm is still very hourglass shaped - lots of 1-3 years, lots of partners, complete ghost town for the 2010-2013 class years. cases are getting completely overwhelmed because the seniors that are left just can't handle everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709421)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:40 PM
Author: Bateful hot regret

this sounds about right. class years 2009-2014 were very very tiny so there just aren't a lot of senior associate/of counsel types around right now for the volume of big law work there is generally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709804)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 2:22 PM
Author: Crystalline supple milk field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38701411)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 5:14 PM
Author: buff national idiot

just take your portable book of business and start your own firm lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38701981)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 10:39 AM
Author: Crystalline supple milk field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38708613)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 10:46 AM
Author: Crimson mad-dog skullcap house

cq is what nickel & diming they'll do. they pretty much did all the nickel & diming they could during ITE -- cutting summer program expenses, fewer non-billable support staff, scaling down holiday parties, removing free food in conference rooms, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38708634)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 10:55 AM
Author: Startling corn cake church building

free food? do you work at wachtell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38708661)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 11:21 AM
Author: Crystalline supple milk field

Midlaw/shitlaw tell. Don’t you have practice group lunches with buffets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38708762)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Startling corn cake church building

OFS. I thought JEW meant fruit baskets and snack displays just laying around the place all the time nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38708803)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:55 PM
Author: At-the-ready concupiscible boltzmann crackhouse

I do this at my shitlaw firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38710670)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 10:54 AM
Author: Territorial messiness institution

If you're a junior and can still potentially slip between practice areas, start doing some restructuring/BK work.

I don't think we're entering a recession like we saw in 08. It will probably be less dramatic. Still, you'd be wise to make yourself valuable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38708659)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 10:55 AM
Author: Crystalline supple milk field

Doesn’t that involve hellish hours and crazy deadlines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38708664)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 10:56 AM
Author: Territorial messiness institution

Biglaw? Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38708665)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 11:18 AM
Author: Crystalline supple milk field

What about boutiques? How will boutiques fare during the recession?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38708752)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 12:50 PM
Author: Territorial messiness institution

This is entirely firm dependent. Most smaller boutiques (less then 50 lawyers, regional focused) have 3-4 attorneys (tops) that originate serious work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709193)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 10:57 AM
Author: claret genital piercing locale

Banks shed 30,000 jobs this year. Cant imagine biglaw is doing much better since banks are most of the business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38708671)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: Territorial messiness institution

DB's exit from the US entirely is going to be a huge hit to a few of the big firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38708677)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Crystalline supple milk field

DPW devastated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38708753)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 11:22 AM
Author: claret genital piercing locale

DB is half the cuts. Citi and HSBC had big cuts too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38708771)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Bateful hot regret

banks aren't "most of the business" - maybe for corporate they are a large chunk but barely a blip for firms with large litigation practices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709809)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: claret genital piercing locale

LJL. This is biglaw we are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709824)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: claret genital piercing locale

....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709839)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 11:13 AM
Author: underhanded shimmering pisswyrm

The only costs left to cut are salaries. Everything else has already been cut.

You may also see some firms moving to cheaper real estate though this is even less likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38708725)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Territorial messiness institution

They really have no need to be in MFH except for old stodgy white shoe prestige. Banks have already been fleeing MFH for a decade or more. Firms will eventually follow. Skadden will one day have its main "campus" (so they can make it sound more prestigious) in North Jersey and will stop burning money in MFH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38708804)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 1:19 PM
Author: Costumed gas station psychic

[Boies Schiller Armonk of counsel]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709426)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 1:57 PM
Author: Overrated Sweet Tailpipe

don't u need to be in proximity to the court bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709608)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:30 PM
Author: Territorial messiness institution

Yeah, biglaw attorneys are in court daily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709742)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: navy temple

Firms can’t cut associate salaries, though they can cut bonuses. More likely is a “promotion” to counsel level where comp is black box (or else high the first year then lower after that). This already happens. It’s a “take a pay cut of 100,000 or leave” type deal. Happens to partners too. I know for a fact that partners at some V10 firms are paid less than first year associates when they underperform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709583)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:00 PM
Author: Overrated Sweet Tailpipe

Seems like $1,500/hr equity partner salaries are the problem instead of associates being paid $400k or $500k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709617)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:06 PM
Author: Slippery avocado foreskin

Without the equity partners the firm would have no clients

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709640)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:09 PM
Author: Overrated Sweet Tailpipe

Large corps need some sort of elite law firm. The work isn't disappearing into the void.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709655)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: navy temple

Lawyer ethics rules (which were drafted by lawyers) prohibit attorneys from working for corporations and representing third parties. Which is the only reason why law firm profits have never been siphoned off to shareholders and CEOs like corporate profits have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709735)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Crystalline supple milk field

Exactly why in-house lawyers are scab cucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709759)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:34 PM
Author: navy temple

In house lawyers that are used to “insource” work, maybe yes. But companies need in house lawyers to manage their firms too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709772)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Bateful hot regret

they really should just allow work from home with rotating offices. it's a pure waste of money when 99% of the work can be done at home and most lawyers would prefer it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709821)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:50 PM
Author: navy temple

Will never happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709859)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:50 PM
Author: Overrated Sweet Tailpipe

That's what they said about everything other industry. It happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709865)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 9:47 AM
Author: navy temple

??? Almost no one “works from home”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38713477)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: Overrated Sweet Tailpipe

High skill jobs — consulting, ibanking, tech they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38714494)



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Date: August 11th, 2020 8:50 AM
Author: Rebellious Business Firm Brethren

(rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#40737137)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: aromatic blathering office

lots of hiring in bankruptcy & international law!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38708779)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 12:47 PM
Author: Poppy Thriller Prole

I’m sure your firm will be happy to keep paying you $350,000 after the work dries up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709166)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 12:55 PM
Author: Dashing Mood International Law Enforcement Agency

I don't foresee a bloodbath. I think firms have been trying to operate leaner anyway since 2008 so cuts won't be as drastic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709233)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 1:07 PM
Author: Poppy Thriller Prole

I think this means it will be worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709356)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 1:59 PM
Author: Galvanic crawly chapel

This. There’s always a bloodbath when it comes to rich, entitled, and powerful people confronting an ever-shrinking pie. These folks are in BIGLAW for one reason and one reason only.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709614)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:03 PM
Author: Overrated Sweet Tailpipe

When does the OPEN OFFICE taboo start breaking down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709631)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 12:58 PM
Author: Poppy Thriller Prole

The “growth” in biglaw profitability since the end of the 2008 ITE has been entirely through shrinking of the pie. Revenue has been flat, but boomer partner scum has succeeded in shrinking the number of partners by creating more non-equity and counsel, dragging out associate track forever. So they have fewer co partners to de equities to prop up PPP. Chickens will come home to roost, which means entire practice groups will fold and every attorney in those groups will lose their jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709266)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: underhanded shimmering pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709388)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Startling corn cake church building

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709394)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 1:37 PM
Author: Overrated Sweet Tailpipe

Revenue has been flat for a decade? Holy fuck corpa are at all time high profitability that is ominous as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709509)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:05 PM
Author: navy temple

Inflation-adjusted RPL has been flat since ITE :)

https://twitter.com/davidmichaels/status/1108035509660467200

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709635)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: Overrated Sweet Tailpipe

Why has it dried up? Corps are better at doing mandatory arbitration or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709668)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:31 PM
Author: navy temple

During ITE, when so many big law firms were desperate for work, companies realized they could pay firms $400/hr instead of $1000/hr. They’ve been doing that ever since. Some companies have also been bringing lots of stuff in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709753)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: Overrated Sweet Tailpipe

So associates aren't doing so bad if salaries have been stagnant instead of plunging even though rates have gone down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709773)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: navy temple

Rates haven’t really gone “down” at any given firm. Work has been shifted from firms charging $1000 to firms charging $400. And lawyers have moved with that work. So now a “counsel” is earning $200,000 at an AmLaw 100 firm (billing 2100 hours per year) when he otherwise would have been making $400,000-$600,000 at a V30 firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709799)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:44 PM
Author: Overrated Sweet Tailpipe

Firms that bill at high rates implode catastrophically and go away instead of taking haircuts but the end result for the lawyer is the same. Yea that's common human nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709830)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Overrated Sweet Tailpipe

I see things getting modular where you only pay out NYC BIGLAW rates for the highest level things and farm out piecemeal the low level shit to back office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709483)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 1:36 PM
Author: underhanded shimmering pisswyrm

(Nostradamus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709500)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:05 PM
Author: navy temple

(guy waking up from coma he entered in 2009)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709639)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: translucent trailer park

We gonna see 120 Latham first years get laid off? No. But only because they don’t have classes that big anymore.

Firms saw in the last recession that they could do whatever they wanted and really suffer no long term reputational consequences. So it’s going to be just (maybe more!) cold hearted and brutal, but it will have a smaller impact given the comparative leanness of biglaw now (support staff too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709672)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:19 PM
Author: Overrated Sweet Tailpipe

LOL @ long term reputation existing. I'm old enough to remember when Kirkland was a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709688)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Comical transparent lay pistol

this^this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709699)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:34 PM
Author: translucent trailer park

Lots of v20 firms did stuff like paying you half your salary to work for a nonprofit for a year. Obviously concerned at canning all their first years. I’m not so sure they do that this time as they see no dip in Latham’s recruiting...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709768)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:51 PM
Author: Startling corn cake church building

Out the supposedly prestigious firms that were once a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709867)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: Overrated Sweet Tailpipe

Kirkland and Paul Weiss used to be trash, are now good.

Cravath, Sullcrom used to be good, are now trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709901)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Startling corn cake church building

Which firms conducted mass layoffs in 2008?

Latham, of course, but I also heard of Weil and Mayer Brown.

https://thelawyerbubble.com/2013/06/26/the-true-cost-of-the-weil-layoffs/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38714158)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 12:26 PM
Author: Startling corn cake church building

Found it:

https://www.law.com/americanlawyer/almID/1202425647706/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38714163)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:17 PM
Author: flirting effete point immigrant

The part that's hardest to predict and likely most important will be the extent to which clients can implement software that automates more routine work. At my megacorp we're already trying to automate most of what our contracts managers do, and a lot of paralegal work as well. My ideal career path over the next ten years is to link up with somebody who is really good at these implementations so that I can put as many lawyers out of work as possible, especially lawyers in "JD-advantaged" jobs. It seems like there will be another Wilson Sonsini event that comes along to reshuffle the biglaw hierarchy. The disrupters will blend together consulting, programming/SW dev and legal skill sets to print money doing this for thousands and thousands of corps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709683)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Overrated Sweet Tailpipe

Can you describe "routine work" that can be automated? How can a machine interpret the meaning of a sentence in doc review?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709695)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Deranged cerise sex offender queen of the night

We're likely going to use it for the upcoming LIBOR change. Machine searches pooled docs for LIBOR language and spits out an amendment replacing that particular language with our preapproved amendment language. At least, that is from a few demos. Consultants are jumping all over this automated stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709758)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:34 PM
Author: Crystalline supple milk field

Do junior sssociates usually do something like that, with partner sign off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709767)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Deranged cerise sex offender queen of the night

? I'm inhouse. Don't know what pvt practice is going to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709782)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:38 PM
Author: Crystalline supple milk field

What are the expected legal consequences for issuers and holders as a result of the LIBOR change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709794)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: Deranged cerise sex offender queen of the night

For fund mgrs, it'll come down to looking at (1) investments as the lack of fallback language may make the product less liquid or change in value as a result of no LIBOR, (2) ties or referenced in benchmarks or performance target, and (3) operations and admin, e.g., Libor is used for late payments or risk management.

We probably don't have enough LIBOR shit to warrant a full on automated program. Probably just something to flag docs with a contract atty from like Axiom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38710215)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:01 PM
Author: Crystalline supple milk field

Thank. Do you have a throwaway? Wanna run some language by you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38711393)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:54 PM
Author: Deranged cerise sex offender queen of the night

Tupac_biggie_pit@yahoo.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38711701)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:34 PM
Author: flirting effete point immigrant

E.g. SW is programmed to agree to one of a set of standard fallbacks that have been approved for an account/transaction of the same size, automates collecting all internal approvals, and then sends the document for signature. What was once at least a couple and often 10+ hours of human labor happens with a human likely doing a 10 minute check to confirm before hitting approve and sending the electronic signature version of the doc out. This is relatively standard stuff in form contracts used by various mass market services, but will be come "smarter" and more able to replicate reading/review effort and interpretation made by a human today. But the main reason to do it is that the contract manager can never get squeezed by Sales to give too much ground and then shove the contract in a drawer and hope they never have to revisit it. Now the Sales team will have to justify directly to Finance why their customer should get a concession that's way out of line with the last 500 deals that were done with this combo of products, account history, growth potential, margin, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709766)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Overrated Sweet Tailpipe

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709776)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:38 PM
Author: Turquoise geriatric corner

(Guy who gets it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709787)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Overrated Sweet Tailpipe

Are investment bankers going to way of the dodo bird as well? A greased up suit telling you this sow's ear is a silk purse and taking a massive fee seems like a waste when you can get just a few tech nerds data crunching the actual value pretty precisely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709816)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: underhanded shimmering pisswyrm

Ideally we will just have one person is the owner of the company and every other job will be automated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709698)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: flirting effete point immigrant

Ideally I would spend fewer hours of my day dealing with barely triple digit IQ boomers who are flailing in their attempts to make heads or tails of a standard form agreement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709825)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: orange vivacious locus

who cares? if you're still in biglaw at this point you're not even human

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709807)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Crystalline supple milk field

Some of us are youngs and haven’t been in biglaw that long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709818)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:51 PM
Author: navy temple

Some seedlings have the misfortune of sprouting just before a flood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709872)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:44 PM
Author: Bateful hot regret

(guy who got fired his 5th year)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709829)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: hilarious dilemma cumskin

Unmitigated bloodbath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709810)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:51 PM
Author: Carnelian glittery rehab therapy

Massive layoffs? No. Massive FIRINGS due to subpar performance and low hours? Yes. Very disappointing that associates' performance is about to nosedive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709868)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:52 PM
Author: navy temple

MFE. Biglaw almost never does “layoffs.” They’d rather fuck your reputation and career than risk the firm’s clients thinking there’s something wrong with the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709880)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: Bateful hot regret

real talk: there are tons of shitty associates at big law firms that suck and bill low hours for years before they get pushed out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709884)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: Chrome buck-toothed crotch

lol wow those guys suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709995)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 2:02 PM
Author: Chrome buck-toothed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38714579)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Startling corn cake church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38720708)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: Overrated Sweet Tailpipe

Has "failed to take control of assignments" ever been defined?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38709905)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 7:59 PM
Author: Crystalline supple milk field

You mean "take ownership"? Jfc you've never worked in an office have you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38711380)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:36 PM
Author: Overrated Sweet Tailpipe

The last year of law school is a total waste and costs $100K. Corporate clients do not want to pay to train associates. Why not transition to a 2 year law school program + 1 year apprenticeship at slave wages at a law firm, similar to residency for doctors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38710591)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:39 PM
Author: Territorial messiness institution

Where did you go to law school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38710611)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:49 PM
Author: Overrated Sweet Tailpipe

Just an amateur fan of law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38710650)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:54 PM
Author: Territorial messiness institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38711700)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Cobalt native coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38716090)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:46 PM
Author: Crimson mad-dog skullcap house

all 3 yrs are a waste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38710642)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:48 PM
Author: Crystalline supple milk field

Would salaries as high if you could just have an LLB and practice law? Big lawyer in UK make shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38710646)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:56 PM
Author: Overrated Sweet Tailpipe

You need to artificially constrain supply to reinforce elite hegemony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38711718)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:56 PM
Author: fishy halford rigpig

HAHAURFUCKED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38710675)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:57 PM
Author: Turquoise geriatric corner

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38710681)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:41 PM
Author: Crystalline supple milk field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38711596)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 7:14 AM
Author: Rebellious Business Firm Brethren

There can't be associate cuts similar to 08-09 because there isn't as much associate bloat. Realistically, the next wave of cuts in any deep recession has to be focused on underperforming service partners / counsels / perma-associates, who were largely spared last recession but who have also been slowly getting phased out since (de-equitization, comp decreases, etc.). A real downturn will accelerate this greatly, which is pretty good news for anyone who isn't an underutilized service partner, especially on-track associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38713169)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 9:50 AM
Author: navy temple

Firms can cut 100% of their junior associates and have no negative repercussions. They need the senior perma associates and counsel to do the work. Unlike in the past, the firms have no intent to ever promote the senior perma associates and counsel to partner, so there is no need to have junior associates coming up in the ranks to replace them. Remember that even in 2008 Latham fires 100% of its junior class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38713485)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 10:01 AM
Author: Startling corn cake church building

what is "underutilized" at that level? billing less than 1,000 hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38713522)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: Rebellious Business Firm Brethren

Really less than like 1500, but yea there are plenty of legacy partners bumbling around at 1000 or below taking draws way above their production. At least at firms that haven't shifted entirely to eat what you kill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38714892)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 4:06 PM
Author: navy temple

Average bills led at most firms are like 1600. Billable hours are greatly exaggerated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38715211)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 6:46 PM
Author: pearly half-breed

Those figures include women going on maternity leave, associates being fired/leaving who don't do work, and rainmakers who don't bill but generate tons of business for others to do. Eliminating those people would get you a much higher number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38716054)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Startling corn cake church building

Lessons From a Decade-Old No-Offer

"Ours is a profession with clear expectations for what a legal career should look like, and those of us who graduated during the Great Recession experienced what happens when those shopworn rules go out the window."

https://www.law.com/newyorklawjournal/2019/08/19/lessons-from-a-decade-old-no-offer/?slreturn=20190720182502

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38716028)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 7:01 PM
Author: Cobalt native coffee pot

"Ten years ago this August, when I was a bright-eyed and bushy-tailed (if, alas, prematurely bald) rising 3L"

Glad he didn't bury the lede

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38716098)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 9:01 PM
Author: doobsian den

Is that Estrada?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38716773)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 9:00 PM
Author: underhanded shimmering pisswyrm

Someone post the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38716761)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 9:03 PM
Author: Bright mind-boggling whorehouse

Paywalled - will a kind poaster copy/paste?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38716787)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 9:07 PM
Author: Startling corn cake church building

"Ten years ago this August, when I was a bright-eyed and bushy-tailed (if, alas, prematurely bald) rising 3L, I was no-offered by my summer firm. As the financial crisis whipped through the ranks of our profession, my career in BigLaw ended before it started.

A decade removed, I can look back on that moment, and on what followed, with a certain amount of perspective. After all, some flailing notwithstanding, I landed fine—where I should have been, in fact. And what seemed like a long and painful struggle to right my career is contextualized by privilege; as a straight-passing white guy from the ‘burbs with Jewish-mom-approved educational credentials, I was at no great risk of starving.

But ours is a profession with clear expectations for what a legal career should look like, and those of us who graduated during the Great Recession experienced what happens when those shopworn rules go out the window. Our experiences, both good and bad, show how our profession can be surprisingly brittle in times of crisis.

So as law-school applications show signs of ticking up, and the current generation of graduates prepares to move up and out, a look back is in order, as there is much to learn from the years where it all went wrong. I’ve organized this into 10 bite-sized nuggets, one for each year.

First: Things can change in an instant. There is a temptation to believe you will see the storm clouds gathering—some did, although I don’t know how many clueless 20-somethings numbered in those ranks. But when crisis struck, it came as lightning, not thunder.

My class of 2010 entered law school amidst warnings of “waning momentum,” but inside it was business as usual. Law firms held 1L receptions in the typical spare-no-expense style. One jaded teaching assistant summed up the expectations: “You’ll all get Bs, and you’ll all get jobs.”

On-campus interviewing was August 2008. Then, in September, Lehman Brothers collapsed. Cue law-firm layoffs and headlines about how big firms were “shrinking.” By the time they welcomed us into their ranks in summer 2009, our summer firms were not the same places that had extended offers a mere 10 months prior.

Second: Don’t assume that even the strong norms of the profession will hold in a crisis. I believed, as did many of my classmates, that no-offers were for people who jumped into the Hudson River. The merely meh? Worst-case scenario, “cold-offers” (wink-wink). My firm had planned well, and my summer class was far smaller than usual, so I thought we were all safe.

I was wrong. As a summer, I was unspectacular. But although I did not purify myself in the waters of the river Muhheakantuck, I was one of six or seven members of our class of around 20 not invited back. Many of the others were far stronger candidates than I.

(In case you’re wondering: a phone call, from a managing partner, as I was browsing the racks of the late, lamented 1st Avenue Kim’s Video—a perfect place to receive that kind of news.)

Third: This “profession” is a business—and a cutthroat one at that. Reacting to the flood of no-offers, my school’s career office gave some excellent advice: If they didn’t explain why, don’t ask.

Businesses do not like to look weak, and admitting to no-offering summer associates on economic grounds, even during the Great Recession, simply would not reflect well on those firms. Some classmates disregarded that advice and asked, only to receive chapter and verse about how they had screwed up—which many likely did, because they were summer associates. That did not help when going on future interviews.

Fourth: Our profession is far more interconnected than it first appears. The contracting economy and funding cutbacks meant that both the government and many not-for-profits put up “no vacancy” signs—especially with free deferred BigLaw associates to pick up the slack. The ripple effect hit aspiring public-interest lawyers just as hard as firm associates. Everyone was adrift, and as my cohort spent 3L year and long after applying to everything under the sun—as was, I should note, already the expectation for folks pursuing public-interest careers, a path that has always been less regimented—this new state of affairs became more and more apparent. There were simply no jobs, and the few that were available were awash in candidates.

The unexpected silver lining: Nobody was alone. An upheaval of the profession and the global economy does wonders for providing comfort in community—something about misery being fond of dinner parties.

Fifth: There is little room for bitterness or taking things personally. In the aftermath, I cursed, I stomped, and I dreamed of (light) arson. But most of all, I dreaded calling for my character-and-fitness affidavit when applying for bar admission. But I did call, and you know what? They didn’t even seem to remember what had happened.

Law’s a business. Things move fast and memories fade. It wasn’t personal for employers to decide against making offers, even if it was deeply so to me. So as hard as it was to move on, we all had to.

Sixth: Even an obvious departure from the norm is sometimes very hard to accept. That the classes of 2010 and 2011 were struggling was public information, set against the backdrop of a financial crisis that sent unemployment rates skyrocketing. Yet when our no-offers came up in interviews—as they did, for years after—there was often a sense of suspicion: “What really happened? What did you do?” The implication was that economics masked a deeper deficiency, about which we were not being candid.

Seventh: Though it may seem obvious, career uncertainty begets delayed decisions. A familiar theme is how millennials take longer to launch, putting off “adult” milestones like buying houses. The same goes for career progression. A friend recently applied for an AUSA position nine years out of law school, and the interview was peppered with repeating variations on a theme: Why now? After all, the usual pattern is to head to BigLaw for three or four years and then become a federal prosecutor. She would have loved to do that. But she was no-offered, and it took four years even to find steady work at a firm, and then four more years to make a dent in her loans, and only then was she ready to jump ship to the USAO.

In a profession governed by well-established expectation and “normal” timelines, seasoned with endless conventional wisdom, we could not and did not meet our marks.

Eighth: Relatedly, sometimes what you’re doing until your real job comes along is, in fact, your real job. I recall a colleague who, while spending a nightmarish few years striking out in interview after interview, took on a few cases here and there to keep himself afloat. One day he woke up and thought, “Wait! I think I’m a solo.”

Planning out your career is a luxury. It won’t always happen the way you expect, even without a global financial collapse. Many of my classmates and colleagues, especially those on the public-interest side, are not precisely where they expected to be. But there is joy and fulfillment to be found in happy accidents.

Ninth: Beware of confirmation bias. I was ready to write that “most” of my classmates who had been no-offered or otherwise displaced ended up fine. Except a not-insignificant number left law entirely, or dropped off the radar. It is tempting to say that things have returned to normal, but for a lot of people, things never got even close to normal in a profession for which “lockstep” is the ideal.

Tenth: Never take anything for granted. We could be on the verge of another economic crash. Or everything could just be perfectly fine. The point is to be ready. Even if you aren’t bracing for impact every moment of every day, do consider what might happen if, like us, you suddenly found yourself in world where the old rules of progression simply did not apply anymore.

“Back to normal” lasts only as long as we agree it does. And there are storm clouds on the horizon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38716824)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 11:38 PM
Author: Overrated Sweet Tailpipe

Some of the worst writing I’ve ever read. Totally meandering with no information conveyed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38717841)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 7:57 AM
Author: Deranged cerise sex offender queen of the night

(Line 3 of author's summer assoc performance review)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38718912)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 8:26 PM
Author: Aqua potus cuckold

“Biglaw” will be 200 partners, 500 associates and a bunch of AI software at 5 firms in ten years. If you aren’t an owner of the AI IP, you will be unemployed or in shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38716508)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 9:00 PM
Author: underhanded shimmering pisswyrm

Close. Law is dying. Biglaw is going to be a fund that owns the IP. The general counsel of the fund will be the last "practicing" lawyer in biglaw in the US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38716755)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 2:09 AM
Author: Maize menage

Last of the MoFohicans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38718496)



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Date: August 22nd, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: Costumed gas station psychic

yawn

we've been hearing about the AI lawyer for 20 years. predictive coding still can't find the documents that matter for litigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38724643)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 8:57 PM
Author: doobsian den

We are all going to die!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38716725)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 9:43 PM
Author: Bright mind-boggling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4325042&forum_id=2#38717070)