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Do you write "Dear AUSA [surname]:" or "Dear Mr. Surname:"?

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pilcrow
  09/11/19
Brother:
'"'"'"''"
  09/11/19
I am going to get shitcanned before my bar results even come...
pilcrow
  09/11/19
Brother: Send me your Venmo and I'll hit u with some flow...
'"'"'"''"
  09/11/19
Boss, Behold tha scrilla fo dem discoveries. Respek.
pilcrow
  09/11/19
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SomeOtherGhost
  09/11/19
LMAO
We, the intelligentsia
  09/11/19
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will make pro-bloomberg poasts for bitcoin
  09/11/19
Mr. Surname if first contact. If we've met, my secretary wri...
We, the intelligentsia
  09/11/19
Me too. I also call everybody "Fred."
Raping Terry Gross
  09/11/19
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Andrew Jackson\'s record of tremendous success
  09/11/19
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will make pro-bloomberg poasts for bitcoin
  09/11/19
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A Jurisprudence is Performed
  09/11/19
Lol at this grifter schtick. I’m stealing this.
Aren't you a middle-aged man?
  09/11/19
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pilcrow
  09/24/19
lol at addressing any professional contact (or grown adult m...
Dr. Cool
  09/11/19
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Andrew Jackson\'s record of tremendous success
  09/11/19
I cut "Dear" from my letters very early in my care...
~~(> ' ' )>
  09/11/19
No title for an AUSA. Dear Bob, drop the shit...
Aren't you a middle-aged man?
  09/11/19
dear? dear? are you fucking him? dear is for love letters or...
Andrew Jackson\'s record of tremendous success
  09/11/19
dear is fine
waiting for the great leap forward
  09/11/19
Just write Bob u fucking incels
flip mode squad
  09/11/19
It’s fine.
Aren't you a middle-aged man?
  09/11/19
never Mr. unless it's to a foreign country where the norms a...
waiting for the great leap forward
  09/11/19
I just write "sup brady"
flip mode squad
  09/11/19
Black October.
AyatollahSpecial
  09/11/19
I would never do #1, but I don't ever write to AUSAs.
~~(> ' ' )>
  09/11/19
My nigga
GnosticKikeWang
  09/24/19


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Date: September 11th, 2019 9:44 AM
Author: pilcrow ()



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817424)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 9:48 AM
Author: '"'"'"''"

Brother:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817431)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: pilcrow ()

I am going to get shitcanned before my bar results even come out. I was asked to provide a draft letter to the prosecutor to the senior associate. The letter explains to the AUSA that the enclosed payment is for the DVDs furnished to the defense as part of the government's discovery disclosure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817459)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: '"'"'"''"

Brother:

Send me your Venmo and I'll hit u with some flow for them DVDs.

Your brother in law,

Pilcrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817464)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: pilcrow ()

Boss,

Behold tha scrilla fo dem discoveries.

Respek.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817577)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: SomeOtherGhost



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38821490)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 10:02 AM
Author: We, the intelligentsia

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817475)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 10:13 AM
Author: will make pro-bloomberg poasts for bitcoin ()



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817523)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: We, the intelligentsia

Mr. Surname if first contact. If we've met, my secretary writes Mr. Surname and when I sign I cross out Mr. Surname and hand write "Fred."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817437)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 9:54 AM
Author: Raping Terry Gross

Me too. I also call everybody "Fred."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817451)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 10:13 AM
Author: Andrew Jackson\'s record of tremendous success



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817518)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: will make pro-bloomberg poasts for bitcoin ()



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817526)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 10:21 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (Dictated But Not Read)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817567)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Aren't you a middle-aged man?

Lol at this grifter schtick. I’m stealing this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817534)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 5:46 AM
Author: pilcrow ()



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38877132)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Dr. Cool

lol at addressing any professional contact (or grown adult male) with "Dear"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817482)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 10:13 AM
Author: Andrew Jackson\'s record of tremendous success



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817519)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 10:39 AM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

I cut "Dear" from my letters very early in my career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817648)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: Aren't you a middle-aged man?

No title for an AUSA. Dear Bob, drop the shit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817529)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: Andrew Jackson\'s record of tremendous success

dear? dear? are you fucking him? dear is for love letters or great aunts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817543)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 10:17 AM
Author: waiting for the great leap forward (ggtp)

dear is fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817550)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: flip mode squad

Just write Bob u fucking incels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817578)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: Aren't you a middle-aged man?

It’s fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817553)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 10:17 AM
Author: waiting for the great leap forward (ggtp)

never Mr. unless it's to a foreign country where the norms are much more formal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817546)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: flip mode squad

I just write "sup brady"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817555)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: AyatollahSpecial (CircuitCitySpecial )

Black October.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817662)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 10:36 AM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

I would never do #1, but I don't ever write to AUSAs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38817632)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 6:37 AM
Author: GnosticKikeWang

My nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4341492&forum_id=2#38877175)