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Just closed escrow on my 12 unit building in the San Fernando Valley (CSLG)

Closed escrow about 1 hour ago. Escrow had been delayed a fe...
marvelous wrinkle
  09/20/19
how much of it do you own?
spruce senate
  09/20/19
I own 40%. It was going to be 50/50 with a partner (who ...
marvelous wrinkle
  09/20/19
Where is it? Maybe it's another building I'd recognize from ...
translucent temple
  09/20/19
One of these areas: Studio City/Sherman Oaks/Encino/Tarzana/...
marvelous wrinkle
  09/20/19
Eh, I would only be intimately familiar with Woodland Hills.
translucent temple
  09/20/19
What's your next step?
Razzle Startling Chapel
  09/20/19
We need to do mandatory earthquake retrofitting for the tuck...
marvelous wrinkle
  09/20/19
l'chaim!
White Stock Car Sweet Tailpipe
  09/20/19
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Narrow-minded Doctorate Roast Beef
  09/20/19
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Racy idiot trust fund
  09/20/19
CSLG Investments LLC?
Territorial green yarmulke
  09/20/19
Rent to some pornstars and their friends
razzmatazz private investor selfie
  09/20/19
*installs security cameras*
Territorial green yarmulke
  09/20/19
One of them asked me to move in already but I told her it wa...
marvelous wrinkle
  09/20/19
Did you know Jessica Jaymes? RIP
Razzle Startling Chapel
  09/20/19
DESCRIBE your application criteria.
Territorial green yarmulke
  09/20/19
I did an online mortgage calculator for fun. I can afford a ...
marvelous wrinkle
  09/20/19
For your tenants, silly.
Territorial green yarmulke
  09/20/19
Well nothing yet. They are all long term rent control tenant...
marvelous wrinkle
  09/20/19
do you admit that rent control is just another variable to s...
big costumed menage
  09/20/19
What is your slumlord plan of action for pushing these birds...
Comical Organic Girlfriend
  09/20/19
Most do it to themselves by not paying rent.
marvelous wrinkle
  09/20/19
Is it true you plan on installing Pan and satyr statues? ...
Territorial green yarmulke
  09/20/19
I cannot wait to have your 12 tenants get “injured&rdq...
Chestnut abode rigpig
  09/20/19
I suspect he'll have insurance.
Territorial green yarmulke
  09/20/19
He only has a $1m umbrella policy IIRC. I don't know how tha...
Chestnut abode rigpig
  09/20/19
Sounds like he better make a stop by the asset protection la...
Territorial green yarmulke
  09/20/19
If you own a building like this having only 1 million in cov...
marvelous wrinkle
  09/20/19
DESCRIBE your asset protection planning.
Territorial green yarmulke
  09/20/19
I'm not going to disclose that, brother.
marvelous wrinkle
  09/20/19
Boo!
Territorial green yarmulke
  09/20/19
gorss negligence don't care anyway. make sure you aren't che...
Chestnut abode rigpig
  09/21/19
Make sure to talk to ARE Reptile and DGB about expert Jew Yo...
learning disabled buff kitchen
  09/20/19
if I lived in SoCal instead of Silicon Valley I'd offer to o...
White Stock Car Sweet Tailpipe
  09/20/19
In other words, you'd just go about your normal business?
learning disabled buff kitchen
  09/20/19
I don't see how anyone could think Hitler did anything wrong...
White Stock Car Sweet Tailpipe
  09/21/19
...
Bat-shit-crazy lay
  09/20/19
Please explain your version of "the rental game." ...
learning disabled buff kitchen
  09/20/19
...
Bat-shit-crazy lay
  09/20/19
Please tell me you have no personal debt. Even if you inheri...
learning disabled buff kitchen
  09/20/19
...
Bat-shit-crazy lay
  09/20/19
you are aware of the statewide rent control ordinance going ...
topaz toilet seat
  09/20/19
I'm not even a Calimo or a real estatemo and even I know tha...
learning disabled buff kitchen
  09/20/19
LA county did something for the unincorporated areas just re...
topaz toilet seat
  09/20/19
He already said the units are rent controlled, so it does no...
learning disabled buff kitchen
  09/20/19
also the state ordinance applies to all units built before 2...
topaz toilet seat
  09/20/19
Building is pre-1978 so it is rent controlled already. The n...
marvelous wrinkle
  09/20/19
I used to do work for a landlord who would pay me to do thin...
Cracking center
  09/20/19
Wasn’t the thread that set this all up the one that yo...
slippery lascivious address gaming laptop
  09/20/19
Who is Negrobill? Is he another poster?
marvelous wrinkle
  09/20/19
Holy shit, CSLG dropped the N word (almost)!
learning disabled buff kitchen
  09/20/19
Sup CSLG, whittier here. My mom flips houses like this for a...
magical rehab pocket flask
  09/20/19
This isn't a flip, it's a long term hold. Let's hang out som...
marvelous wrinkle
  09/20/19
180, yeah, let's do it
magical rehab pocket flask
  09/25/19


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Date: September 20th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: marvelous wrinkle

Closed escrow about 1 hour ago. Escrow had been delayed a few weeks because the owner had to do some repairs prior to closing. Now the work starts rehabbing and getting rents up. I'll post photos and updates as things progress. Should be a fun and interesting project.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38862931)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: spruce senate

how much of it do you own?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38862940)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 3:28 PM
Author: marvelous wrinkle

I own 40%.

It was going to be 50/50 with a partner (who will also manage), but it ended up being 40% to me and 30% to two other partners. My friend who is a broker brought in another friend of ours (also a broker). Both of them get a lot of good deals so I let him join so I could jump in on more projects with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38862957)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 3:30 PM
Author: translucent temple

Where is it? Maybe it's another building I'd recognize from my childhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38862965)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 3:31 PM
Author: marvelous wrinkle

One of these areas: Studio City/Sherman Oaks/Encino/Tarzana/Woodland Hills/Valley Village

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38862967)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 3:55 PM
Author: translucent temple

Eh, I would only be intimately familiar with Woodland Hills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863091)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 3:31 PM
Author: Razzle Startling Chapel

What's your next step?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38862969)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 3:48 PM
Author: marvelous wrinkle

We need to do mandatory earthquake retrofitting for the tucked under parking, and we are going to rehab each unit one by one as people move out/get evicted. We also are redoing the laundry room with new machines, getting rid of the onsite manager, and sending rent increase notices to the tenants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863055)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 5:03 PM
Author: White Stock Car Sweet Tailpipe

l'chaim!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863381)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 6:09 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Doctorate Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863665)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 7:08 PM
Author: Racy idiot trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863835)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 3:33 PM
Author: Territorial green yarmulke

CSLG Investments LLC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38862980)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: razzmatazz private investor selfie

Rent to some pornstars and their friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38862994)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 3:47 PM
Author: Territorial green yarmulke

*installs security cameras*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863053)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: marvelous wrinkle

One of them asked me to move in already but I told her it was fully occupied. I assume she wanted to turn it into a trick pad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863064)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 4:14 PM
Author: Razzle Startling Chapel

Did you know Jessica Jaymes? RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863169)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 3:47 PM
Author: Territorial green yarmulke

DESCRIBE your application criteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863054)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 3:48 PM
Author: marvelous wrinkle

I did an online mortgage calculator for fun. I can afford a 14 million dollar primary residence. So it was pretty easy to get approved for the loan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863059)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 3:55 PM
Author: Territorial green yarmulke

For your tenants, silly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863090)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 3:57 PM
Author: marvelous wrinkle

Well nothing yet. They are all long term rent control tenants. My partners are doing all the applications when we get new tenants. They own several buildings and I trust them to take care of it. I don't have time to be involved with that part of the property.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863100)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 4:02 PM
Author: big costumed menage

do you admit that rent control is just another variable to smokescreen the fact that owners capable of basic finance are screwing the public out of money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863124)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 4:03 PM
Author: Comical Organic Girlfriend

What is your slumlord plan of action for pushing these birdshits out on the street?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863131)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 4:17 PM
Author: marvelous wrinkle

Most do it to themselves by not paying rent.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863182)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 4:00 PM
Author: Territorial green yarmulke

Is it true you plan on installing Pan and satyr statues?

https://i.etsystatic.com/13953711/r/il/053c41/1956956855/il_570xN.1956956855_jd9z.jpg

https://i.etsystatic.com/13933039/r/il/c77806/1619281925/il_570xN.1619281925_eirq.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863116)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 5:01 PM
Author: Chestnut abode rigpig

I cannot wait to have your 12 tenants get “injured” due to some negligent shortcut you took in the rehab. And rest assured, I know how to find all the ways in which your willful gross negligence will pierce the LL protection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863375)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: Territorial green yarmulke

I suspect he'll have insurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863476)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 5:52 PM
Author: Chestnut abode rigpig

He only has a $1m umbrella policy IIRC. I don't know how that protects him from the 25 career-ending problems of back pain and restless leg syndrome for 25 tenants that are coming at him. It was also really weird how their salaries all quadrupled in the year before the lawsuits. Oh well, extrapolating that to age 75 will be the damages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863569)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 6:02 PM
Author: Territorial green yarmulke

Sounds like he better make a stop by the asset protection lawyer's office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863627)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 6:24 PM
Author: marvelous wrinkle

If you own a building like this having only 1 million in coverage is dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863721)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 6:39 PM
Author: Territorial green yarmulke

DESCRIBE your asset protection planning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863754)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 6:47 PM
Author: marvelous wrinkle

I'm not going to disclose that, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863769)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 7:44 PM
Author: Territorial green yarmulke

Boo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863960)



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Date: September 21st, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Chestnut abode rigpig

gorss negligence don't care anyway. make sure you aren't cheaping out on any of those adhesives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38865540)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 6:51 PM
Author: learning disabled buff kitchen

Make sure to talk to ARE Reptile and DGB about expert Jew York ways for making life miserable enough for tenants that even the most wretched poor niggers will be running away as fast as they can.

I remember being at my Jewish best friend's house growing up when his parents had company over -- and they would discuss the most mind-fucking depraved shit they would do to get nigger and spic tenants out in NYC prewar buildings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863776)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 6:53 PM
Author: White Stock Car Sweet Tailpipe

if I lived in SoCal instead of Silicon Valley I'd offer to occupy rent free and parade around in my Nazi uniform, and give the Roman Salute to tenants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863778)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 6:57 PM
Author: learning disabled buff kitchen

In other words, you'd just go about your normal business?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863786)



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Date: September 21st, 2019 8:50 AM
Author: White Stock Car Sweet Tailpipe

I don't see how anyone could think Hitler did anything wrong after observing the behavior ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38865528)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863780)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: learning disabled buff kitchen

Please explain your version of "the rental game." I can't imagine a bank would give you a loan -- thenagain you do live in ARE Country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863792)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863795)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 7:01 PM
Author: learning disabled buff kitchen

Please tell me you have no personal debt. Even if you inherited this house (which I assume you must have) you should sell and pay down all existing personal debt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863803)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 7:54 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38864028)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: topaz toilet seat

you are aware of the statewide rent control ordinance going into place Jan 1?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863791)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: learning disabled buff kitchen

I'm not even a Calimo or a real estatemo and even I know that that does not impact LA, which already has rent control.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863793)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 7:01 PM
Author: topaz toilet seat

LA county did something for the unincorporated areas just recently together with the state. I'm not sure if his property is in LA city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863807)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 7:17 PM
Author: learning disabled buff kitchen

He already said the units are rent controlled, so it does not matter what city / county they are in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863863)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 7:03 PM
Author: topaz toilet seat

also the state ordinance applies to all units built before 2004. I think the LA ordinance is just for old units.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863816)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 7:23 PM
Author: marvelous wrinkle

Building is pre-1978 so it is rent controlled already. The new law doesn't really change much for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863887)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 7:05 PM
Author: Cracking center

I used to do work for a landlord who would pay me to do things to make undesirable tenants move out. There are lots of ways to get people to leave but you have to be discreet about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863821)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 7:07 PM
Author: slippery lascivious address gaming laptop

Wasn’t the thread that set this all up the one that you got deleted because you got caught sockpuppeting with your “negrobill” moniker? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863830)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 7:22 PM
Author: marvelous wrinkle

Who is Negrobill? Is he another poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863885)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 7:46 PM
Author: learning disabled buff kitchen

Holy shit, CSLG dropped the N word (almost)!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38863969)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 8:12 PM
Author: magical rehab pocket flask

Sup CSLG, whittier here. My mom flips houses like this for a living, so feel free to reach out to me (u have my #) if yoy have any qs about the process

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38864127)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 9:00 PM
Author: marvelous wrinkle

This isn't a flip, it's a long term hold. Let's hang out some time soon though, it's been a while since we hung out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38864309)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 5:43 PM
Author: magical rehab pocket flask

180, yeah, let's do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4347612&forum_id=2#38885933)