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https://ebible.org/hwcNT/ nvm not full-length but I think y...
Dead insecure clown
  10/18/19
Hawaii Creole English actually https://ebible.org/hwcNT/c...
Azure library
  10/18/19
gonna be some juicy verses
bistre swashbuckling boiling water
  10/18/19
Jesus Ancesta Guys (Luke 3:23-38) 1 Dis book tell bout Jes...
Dead insecure clown
  10/18/19
"fourteen faddas" would be an excellent moniker
dashing sickened brethren
  10/19/19
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Dead insecure clown
  10/22/19
“God wen get so plenny love an aloha fo da peopo insid...
Effete Sooty Sound Barrier Sneaky Criminal
  10/18/19
Jesus Make One Lepa Guy Come Good (Matthew 8:1-4; Luke 5:12...
Dead insecure clown
  10/18/19
Title alone got me
Sable knife haunted graveyard
  10/18/19
42 Right den an dea da lepa guy come good. No mo lepa! 43...
Dead insecure clown
  10/18/19
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Self-centered Crimson Indian Lodge
  10/18/19
This is how Paul spoke irl
Sable knife haunted graveyard
  10/18/19
Dat nice
mustard toaster
  10/18/19
Dis letta from me Paul, an Brudda Timoty. I stay in jail, y...
Sable knife haunted graveyard
  10/18/19
...
Azure library
  10/18/19
previous testament pages please?
Demanding light idiot piazza
  10/18/19
God Make Da World 11Da time wen eryting had start, God wen ...
Hairraiser yarmulke
  10/18/19
180? link to other OT highlights -- the akeidah (abraham sac...
Demanding light idiot piazza
  10/18/19
moar http://www.pidginbible.org/Concindex.html
Hairraiser yarmulke
  10/18/19
Da Pharaoh Guy No Lissen 9One nodda ting Yahweh tell Moses,...
Demanding light idiot piazza
  10/18/19
180^180
Dead insecure clown
  10/18/19
Jacob Steal Da Rights Esau Get Cuz He Da Oldes 271Had one t...
Demanding light idiot piazza
  10/18/19
God Check Out Abraham (Matthew 3:17, 17:5; Mark 1:11, 9:7; ...
Demanding light idiot piazza
  10/18/19
Peopo Dat Fool Aroun Wit Somebody Dey Not Suppose To (Rome ...
Demanding light idiot piazza
  10/18/19
to me the best part is the book titles. Acts of the Apostles...
Hairraiser yarmulke
  10/18/19
see below -- where is numbers? we go from da priests (lev.) ...
Demanding light idiot piazza
  10/18/19
yeah I wasn't able to find it.
Hairraiser yarmulke
  10/18/19
also a random assortment of OT prophets. too bad jonah and t...
Demanding light idiot piazza
  10/18/19
...
Dead insecure clown
  10/19/19
is there a reason numbers is missing from this: Da Start ...
Demanding light idiot piazza
  10/18/19
Da Jews Win 91On March 7, da day da guys dat hate da Jews w...
Demanding light idiot piazza
  10/18/19
Afta dat, Yahweh wen aks Cain, “Wea yoa brudda Abel? W...
Effete Sooty Sound Barrier Sneaky Criminal
  10/18/19
Hfs
Pearly Laser Beams
  10/19/19
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Dead insecure clown
  10/19/19
...
Sable knife haunted graveyard
  10/22/19
Reads like some of my deposition transcripts
Sable knife haunted graveyard
  10/22/19
See also: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3529...
Boyish kitchen
  10/18/19


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Date: October 18th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Dead insecure clown

https://ebible.org/hwcNT/

nvm not full-length but I think you'll enjoy it nonetheless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995630)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 11:06 AM
Author: Azure library

Hawaii Creole English actually

https://ebible.org/hwcNT/copyright.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995749)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: bistre swashbuckling boiling water

gonna be some juicy verses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995637)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: Dead insecure clown

Jesus Ancesta Guys

(Luke 3:23-38)

1 Dis book tell bout Jesus an his ancesta guys. He da Christ, da Spesho Guy God Wen Send. He from King David ohana, an David, he from Abraham ohana.

2 Dis Jesus ohana. Get fourteen faddas from Abraham to David: Abraham, he Isaac fadda. Isaac, he Jacob fadda. Jacob, he Judah fadda, an all Judah bruddas, he dea fadda too. 3 Judah, he Perez an Zerah fadda, an Tamar, she dea mudda. Perez, he Hezron fadda. Hezron, he Ram fadda. 4 Ram, he Aminadab fadda. Aminadab, he Nashon fadda. Nashon, he Salmon fadda. 5 Salmon, he Boaz fadda, an Rahab, she Boaz mudda. Boaz, he Obed fadda, an Ruth, she Obed mudda. Obed, he Jesse fadda. 6 Jesse, he King David fadda.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995640)



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Date: October 19th, 2019 3:46 AM
Author: dashing sickened brethren

"fourteen faddas" would be an excellent moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38999209)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 9:53 AM
Author: Dead insecure clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#39011506)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 10:44 AM
Author: Effete Sooty Sound Barrier Sneaky Criminal

“God wen get so plenny love an aloha fo da peopo inside da world, dat he wen send me, his one an ony Boy, so dat everybody dat trus me no get cut off from God, but get da real kine life dat stay to da max foeva. 17 You know, God neva send me, his Boy, inside da world fo punish da peopo. He wen send me fo take da peopo outa da bad kine stuff dey doing. 18 Whoeva stay trus me, God no goin punish dem. But whoeva no trus me, garans God goin punish dem, cuz dey neva trus me, Godʼs ony Boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995653)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 10:46 AM
Author: Dead insecure clown

Jesus Make One Lepa Guy Come Good

(Matthew 8:1-4; Luke 5:12-16)

40 Had one lepa guy wen go by Jesus, an go down in front him an beg him. He say, “If you like, you can make me come good so I can go wit da odda peopo fo pray, yeah?” 41 Jesus wen look at him, an he pity him. He touch da guy, an say, “Okay, I do um. Come good.” 42 Right den an dea da lepa guy come good. No mo lepa!

43-44 Jesus wen talk strong to da guy. He tell um, “Eh! You betta not tell nobody bout dis! Go, let da priest guy check you out. No foget make da kine sacrifice now, jalike Moses wen tell inside Godʼs Rules. Den everybody goin know dat you stay good now.” Den he tell um fo go. 45 But da guy, he go outside an tell everybody wat wen happen to him. So, Jesus no can stay inside da towns, but he gotta stay outside inside da boonies. An da peopo, dey stay come from all ova da place fo hear him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995662)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 10:54 AM
Author: Sable knife haunted graveyard

Title alone got me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995698)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: Dead insecure clown

42 Right den an dea da lepa guy come good. No mo lepa!

43-44 Jesus wen talk strong to da guy. He tell um, “Eh! You betta not tell nobody bout dis!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995714)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 11:13 AM
Author: Self-centered Crimson Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995781)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 10:48 AM
Author: Sable knife haunted graveyard

This is how Paul spoke irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995672)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 10:55 AM
Author: mustard toaster

Dat nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995704)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: Sable knife haunted graveyard

Dis letta from me Paul, an Brudda Timoty. I stay in jail, you know, cuz I stay tight wit Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995718)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 11:06 AM
Author: Azure library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995750)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 11:01 AM
Author: Demanding light idiot piazza

previous testament pages please?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995733)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 11:09 AM
Author: Hairraiser yarmulke

God Make Da World

11Da time wen eryting had start, God wen make da sky an da world. 2Da world come so no mo notting inside, no mo shape notting. On top da wild ocean dat cova eryting, neva had light notting. Ony had God Spirit dea, moving aroun ova da watta.

Day Numba One

3Den God say, “I like light fo shine!” an da light start fo shine. 4God see how good da light. Den he put da light on one side, an da dark on da odda side. 5Da light time, he give um da name “Day time.” Da dark time, he give um da name “Nite time.” So, had da nite time an da day time, az day numba one.

Day Numba Two

6Den God say, “I like get someting inside da middo, fo no let da watta up dea an da watta undaneat come togedda!” 7An dass wat God wen do. God make someting fo no let da watta up dea an da watta undaneat come togedda. 8Da ting inside da middo, God give um da name “Da Sky.” Had da nite time an da day time, az day numba two.

Day Numba Three

9Den God say, “I like da watta unda da sky come togedda one place, so dat get dry land!” An dass wat God wen do. 10Da dry groun, God give um da name “Land,” an da watta dat wen come togedda one side, he give um da name “Sea.” God look da dry groun an da sea, an he tell, “Real, real good, all dat!”

11Den God say, “I like da land, get all diffren kine plant grow! Da kine plants dat make dea own kine seed, an da kine trees dat make da fruits wit da seed inside, eryting!” An dass wat God wen do. 12So da land wen make all diffren kine plant grow, da kine plants dat make dea own kine seed, an da kine trees dat make da fruits wit dea own kine seed inside, eryting. An God look da plants, an he tell, “Real, real good, all dat!” 13Had da nite time an da day time, az day numba three.

Day Numba Four

14Den God say, “I like put lights up dea inside da sky! Dass fo make da day time diffren den da nite time. Dass fo show da time fo do tings, an da odda kine days fo do someting, an da years. 15I like get lights up dea inside da sky, fo make light all ova da world!” An dass wat God wen do. 16God make da two big lights. Da big light, he make um fo be da main one day time, an da odda light, he make um fo be da main one nite time. He even make da stars too. 17God put da lights up dea inside da sky, fo make light shine on top da groun, 18day time an nite time, an fo make da light an da dark diffren. An God look da day an da nite, an he tell, “Real, real good, all dat!” 19Had da nite time an da day time, az day numba four.

Day Numba Five

20Den God say, “Inside da watta, I like get choke diffren kine fishes an odda kine tings dat live dea! Up inside da sky, I like get plenny bird an any kine tings dat fly up ova da groun!” 21God make all da big kine fishes an odda kine tings dat live inside da ocean, an choke plenny small kine fishes an odda kine tings dat move aroun inside da watta, an all kine birds an bugs wit wings. An God look da tings inside da watta an da tings dat fly, an he tell, “Real, real good, all dat!” 22Den God tell da fishes an birds an all da odda kine life, “I give you da powa so you can do eryting I wen make you fo do. So, I like you get plenny bebes, an fill up da ocean wit um. You birds too, I like you fo do da same ting an fill up da world!” 23Had da nite time an da day time, az day numba five.

Day Numba Six

(Matthew 19:4, Mark 10:6, James 3:9)

24Den God say, “I like da land make all kine diffren tings! da animals dat live wit peopo, an da small kine animals, an da wild animals.” An dass wat wen happen. 25God wen make um all: all kine wild animals, an all kine animals dat live wit peopo, an all da small kine animals dat run aroun on top da groun. An God look da animals, an he tell, “Real, real good, all dat!”

26Den God say, “Now, I like make peopo. I like dem be like me, jalike one copy. Dey goin be in charge a eryting: da fishes inside da ocean, da birds inside da sky, da animals, all da land, an all da small kine animals dat go aroun on top da groun.” 27So God make da peopo, same same jalike one copy a him. Fo start, he make one guy an one wahine. 28Den God tell um, “I give you guys da powa so you can do eryting I wen make you fo do. So, get plenny bebes, an fill up da world wit um, an take ova! You guys, in charge a da fishes inside da ocean, an da birds inside da sky, an all da animals dat move aroun on top da groun.”

29An God say dis too: “You know wat? I give you guys all da plants all ova da world dat make seed, an all da trees dat make fruits wit da seed inside. Dat fo you guys eat. 30An fo all da wild animals, an fo all da birds inside da sky, an fo all da animals moving aroun on top da groun -- eryting dat stay alive, I give dem all da grasses an odda kine green plants fo dea food.” An dass wat God wen do.

31God look eryting he wen make, an he say, “Real, real good, all dat!” An had da nite time an da day time, az day numba six.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995766)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 11:14 AM
Author: Demanding light idiot piazza

180? link to other OT highlights -- the akeidah (abraham sacrificing isaac), parting of the red sea / the song at the sea, the golden calf, etc.?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995784)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 11:13 AM
Author: Hairraiser yarmulke

moar

http://www.pidginbible.org/Concindex.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995780)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 11:15 AM
Author: Demanding light idiot piazza

Da Pharaoh Guy No Lissen

9One nodda ting Yahweh tell Moses, same time, “Da Pharaoh guy, he still no goin lissen to you guys. Dass so I can make mo plenny awesome proof fo show who me still yet, hea inside dis Egypt land.” 10Moses an Aaron make all kine awesome proof in front da Pharaoh guy so dat he know az God doing um. Still yet, Yahweh make da Pharaoh guy hard head. Dass why he no like let da Israel peopo go way from his land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995789)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 11:15 AM
Author: Dead insecure clown

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995790)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 11:17 AM
Author: Demanding light idiot piazza

Jacob Steal Da Rights Esau Get Cuz He Da Oldes

271Had one time, Isaac was real old an his eye stay bad so no can see good. He tell his older boy Esau fo come by him. Wen Esau get dea, Isaac tell um, “Eh my boy!”

Esau tell, “Yeah, az me.”

2Isaac tell um, “You know, I one old man now. I donno how long befo I mahke. 3I like you go get da stuff fo hunt, da bag wit da arrows inside, an da bow. Go da boonies an hunt wild meat fo me. 4Den cook um fo me fancy kine da way you know how I like fo eat um. Bring um hea fo me eat, so den from inside my heart, I goin tell all da good tings I like God do fo you bumbye. I like make blessing fo you befo I mahke.”

5Same time Isaac stay talking to his boy Esau, Rebecca wen hear dem. Den, Esau go da boonies fo hunt da wild meat fo bring to Isaac. 6Rebecca tell her odda boy Jacob, “I wen hear yoa fadda talking wit yoa brudda Esau. He tell Esau, 7‘Go bring me wild meat an cook um fancy kine, da way you know how I like fo eat um. Afta I eat um, I goin tell in front Yahweh, all da good tings dat Yahweh let me aks him fo do fo you bumbye. Cuz I like make blessing lidat befo I mahke.’-”

Rebecca Make Plan Fo Trick Isaac

8Den Rebecca tell Jacob, “So now, my boy, lissen wat I telling you dat you gotta do. 9Go outside wea da goats stay an bring me two nice bebe goat from ova dea. I goin cook um fancy kine fo yoa fadda, da way he like fo eat um. 10Den, you take um by yoa fadda fo eat um, so all da tings he goin tell fo make da blessing, all goin be fo you an not fo Esau! He ony goin do dat dis one time befo he mahke, you know.”

11Jacob tell his mudda Rebecca, “But wat? My fadda, he goin know. My brudda Esau, he get plenny hair all ova, but me, I ony get smooth skin. 12Maybe if my fadda touch me, bumbye he tink I no mo respeck fo him. Den he go aks God fo do bad tings fo me, not good tings.”

13Da mudda tell um, “If he aks God fo do bad tings fo you, I goin aks God fo do bad tings fo me, not fo you! Jus go do how I tell you: go bring da bebe goats hea by me.”

14So Jacob wen go get da bebe goats an kill um, an bring um by his mudda Rebecca like she tell um fo do. She wen cook um fancy kine fo make da kine food dat Jacob fadda like. 15Den, Rebecca go wea her older boy Esau keep his clotheses inside her house. She take out da mos nices kine clotheses dat he get, an tell her younga boy Jacob fo put um on. 16Den she take da skins from da bebe goats an make um jalike one glove, den put um on top Jacob hands an arms an da smooth part a da neck wea no mo hair. 17Afta dat she give her boy Jacob da fancy kine food and da bread she wen cook.

Jacob Make Isaac Tink He Esau

18Jacob go inside da place wea his fadda stay wit da food. He say, “Eh Pa!”

Isaac say, “Yeah, my son. Who you? You Esau, o Jacob?”

19Jacob tell his fadda, “Dis me, Esau, yoa numba one boy. I do how you wen tell me fo do. So please, sit up an eat some a dis wild meat I wen bring. Afta, you can tell me da blessing Yahweh do fo me bumbye.”

20Isaac tell his boy, “Eh my boy! You wen find da wild meat quick, yeah?”

Jacob tell, “Yea, was cuz yoa God Yahweh wen make um happen fo me, az why.”

21Isaac tell Jacob, “Come ova hea, my boy. I like touch you, fo make shua if you my boy Esau fo real kine, o you not.”

22Jacob go nea his fadda Isaac, an his fadda touch him, but he still not shua yet. Isaac tinking, “Da voice, sound jalike Jacob, but da hands, az Esau.” 23Da fadda neva find out az was Jacob, cuz he get plenny hair on top da hands, jalike his brudda Esau. Dass why az was him dat Isaac wen tell all da good tings dat he like Yahweh fo do fo his boy bumbye.

24Da fadda wen aks, “Fo real, you my boy Esau?”

Jacob tell um, “Fo real, dass me.”

25Isaac tell um, “Kay den. Bring da food ova hea by me, an let me eat some a da wild meat dat you wen bring. Afta, I goin tell all da good tings dat I like Yahweh do fo you bumbye.” Jacob give Isaac da food, an Isaac eat um. Jacob bring wine too, an Isaac drink um.

Isaac Make Blessing Fo Jacob

26Den Isaac wen tell his boy Jacob, “Now, my boy, come nea an kiss me.”

27So Jacob go by him an kiss him. Isaac smell da clothes, den he come shua az his son, an he make spesho blessing for him. Dis wat he say,

“Eh! My boy get good kine smell,

Jalike da field outside

Dat Yahweh wen make so dey can grow stuff!

28I like God give you da small rain from da sky

An good kine crop from da land,

Plenny wheat and plenny wine.

29Plenny odda peopos goin work fo you,

Odda nations goin go down in front you fo show respeck.

Go come da boss fo all yoa brudda guys.

Da odda boys yoa mudda wen born goin go down in front you fo show respeck.

Da ones dat say dey like bad tings happen to you,

God goin make bad tings happen to dem!

Da ones dat say dey like good tings happen to you,

God goin make good tings happen to dem!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995798)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Demanding light idiot piazza

God Check Out Abraham

(Matthew 3:17, 17:5; Mark 1:11, 9:7; Luke 3:22, 9:35; 2 Peter 1:17)

221Long time afta, God wen go check out Abraham. He tell um, “Eh Abraham!”

Abraham tell, “Yeah, wat you like?”

2God tell um, “Go get yoa boy Isaac, da ony one you get, da one you get plenny love an aloha fo him. Take um an go Moriah side. Wen you get dea, I goin show you one a da hills ova dea. Take yoa boy on top dat hill, an kill um dea, fo make da kine sacrifice wea you burn up da whole ting.”

3Da nex morning, Abraham get up early an put saddle on top his donkey. Den he chop wood fo burn da sacrifice, an put um on top da donkey. Den he start fo go da place God wen tell um, him an his boy Isaac an two young worka guys. 4Day numba three, Abraham look, an he can see da place, far still yet. 5Abraham tell his worka guys, “Kay den. You guys, stay wait hea wit da donkey. Me an my boy, we going ova dea. Dass da place we goin go down in front God fo show him love an respeck. Den, we come back by you guys.”

6Befo dey go, Abraham take down from da donkey da wood fo burn da sacrifice. He put um on top his boy Isaac back fo carry um. Abraham wen carry one pot wit hot charcoal inside, an da knife in da odda hand. Abraham an Isaac wen go on top da mountain togedda. 7Afta dey go litto bit, Isaac, he aks: “Eh Dad!”

Abraham answa him, “Yeah, my boy?”

Isaac aks um, “Eh look! Get da stuff fo make da fire, an get da wood fo burn. But wea da sheep fo make da sacrifice?”

8Abraham tell um, “My boy, God da One goin give da sheep fo da sacrifice.” Den dey go some moa togedda.

(James 2:21)

9Den dey come da place God wen tell Abraham. Abraham pile up rocks ova dea fo burn da sacrifice on top. He put da wood on top da alta. Den he go tie up his boy Isaac an put him on top da alta, on top da wood. 10Den Abraham pick up da knife, fo kill his own boy. 11Right den one angel messenja guy from Yahweh yell to him from da air, “Hui! Abraham!”

Abraham tell um, “Yeah! I stay lissen.”

12Yahweh tell um, “Put down da knife, no hurt da boy! No do notting to um. You was ready fo kill um cuz az wat I tell you fo do! But now, I know fo shua dat you get plenny respeck fo me, yoa God. Cuz you neva even hold back from me da ony boy you get, az why.” 13Right den an dea, Abraham look up. He see one big sheep, boy kine, dat get da horn stuck inside da bushes an no can get out. Abraham go pull da sheep outa da bushes, an take him to da altar. He kill um fo make da sacrifice, an burn up da whole body. Da sheep take place fo da boy.

14Afta, Abraham give dat place da name Yahweh Yir`eh. Dat mean, “Yahweh Give Wat I Need.” Nowdays peopo say still yet: “On top da mountain wea Yahweh stay, God awready give us wat we need.”

(Jesus Guys 3:25; Galatia 3:8; Hebrews 6:13-14, 11:12)

15Da messenja guy from da sky, dat was Yahweh! He talk to Abraham from da air one mo time. 16He tell, “Eh! I Yahweh, an I like make one strong promise to you. No mo odda guy mo big den me, you know. Dass why I no goin make one promise an say dat some odda guy goin make shua I really goin do um. Me, I make dis promise an I da one dat make shua I really goin do wat I say.

“So, dis da promise I make: Cuz you wen do dis ting, an you neva hold back yoa own boy, da ony one you get, 17I goin make eryting come good fo you, fo real kine. Da peopo dat goin come from you bumbye, I goin make dem come choke plenny peopo, jalike get plenny stars inside da sky an plenny sand on top da beach. An dey goin take ova da towns wea da peopo dat stay agains dem live. 18All da diffren peopos all ova da world, bumbye wen dey tink bout da peopos dat come from you, dey goin say, ‘God do good tings fo us, cuz a da Abraham ohana!’ Dey goin say dat, cuz today, you wen do wat I tell you fo do.”

19Den Abraham an Isaac wen go back by da worka guys, an dey all go home togedda Beer-Sheba side. Dass da place Abraham wen live, dat time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995814)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 11:21 AM
Author: Demanding light idiot piazza

Peopo Dat Fool Aroun Wit Somebody Dey Not Suppose To

(Rome 10:5; Galatia 3:12)

181Yahweh tell Moses 2fo talk to da Israel peopo one mo time an tell um: “Me, Yahweh, I yoa God. 3You guys, no make like da peopo do ova dea Egypt side, da place you guys live befo time. An you guys No make like da peopo do Canaan side, da place I goin bring you guys. No do tings like dem. 4You guys gotta do wat my rules tell you fo do, an make shua fo live da way I tell you gotta do. Me, Yahweh, I yoa God. 5Take care fo live da way I tell you gotta do, an do wat my rules tell you fo do. Anybody dat do wat my rules tell, dey goin stay alive an get life cuz dey do um. I Yahweh, da God dass fo real.

6“Nobody suppose to go nea one close ohana fo make sex wit dem. I Yahweh, da God dass fo real.

7“You betta not make sex wit yoa mudda. Az yoa mudda. No make shame fo yoa fadda lidat.

8“You betta not make sex wit yoa fadda's odda wifes, cuz dat make shame fo yoa fadda too.

9“You betta not make sex wit yoa sista, no matta her yoa fadda's girl o yoa mudda's girl, no matta she grow up da same house wit you, o anodda place.

10“You betta not make sex wit yoa boy's girl, o yoa girl's girl. Dat goin make shame fo you.

11“No make sex wit yoa fadda's odda wife's girl, cuz yoa fadda her fadda too. She yoa sista.

12“No make sex wit yoa fadda's sista. She yoa fadda's close ohana.

13“No make sex wit yoa mudda's sista. She yoa mudda's close ohana.

14“No go nea yoa fadda's brudda's wife fo make sex wit her. No make shame fo yoa fadda brudda lidat. She yoa auntie.

15“No make sex wit yoa daughta in law. She yoa boy's wife. No make sex wit her.

16“No make sex wit yoa brudda wife. No make shame fo yoa brudda lidat.

17“If you make sex wit one wahine, no go make sex wit her girl too. An no go make sex wit her boy's girl o her girl's girl. Dey da wahine's close ohana. Az one real bad kine ting you doing.

18“No take yoa wife sista fo come anodda wife fo you, cuz den dey goin fight. No make sex wit her wen yoa real wife still yet stay alive. 19“No go nea one wahine fo make sex wit her wen she get her sick time ery month, wen she no can come in front me.

20“No go make sex wit any odda guy wife, an make yoaself pilau lidat so you no can come in front me.

21“No give any a yoa own kids fo make um go through da fire fo make sacrifice fo da idol kine god Molek, cuz you guys betta not make my name pilau. I Yahweh.

22“No make sex wit one guy jalike you make sex wit one wahine. Az pilau dat.

23“No make sex wit one animal, an make yoaself come pilau lidat. One wahine betta not give herself to one animal an make sex wit um. Dat mean dey ack jalike peopo an animals not diffren, an az going agains doing da right tings.

24“No go do dis kine stuff an make yoaself so you no can come in front me, Yahweh. Az how da peopos dat donno me stay make, dat stay live inside da land I goin give you guys, da ones I goin move um outa da land. 25Dey wen even make da land pilau awready. So I goin punish da land cuz a all da bad kine stuff da peopo ova dea do. Jalike da land goin throw up da peopo dat stay dea now. 26But you peopo gotta take care fo live da way I wen tell you gotta do, an do wat my rules tell you fo do. An you gotta no do notting dat stay pilau, da kine I wen tell you bout. Da guys dat born hea an da guys from odda place dat live wit you guys, same ting, dey betta not do notting dat stay pilau kine. 27Da peopo dat wen live inside da land befo you guys, dey wen do all dat pilau kine stuff. Dey make da land pilau too. 28If you guys make da land pilau, da land goin throw up you guys, jalike wen throw up da peopo dat stay dea befo you guys.

29“Anybody do any a dese pilau kine tings, you gotta cut dem off so dey not yoa peopo no moa. 30You guys gotta make shua fo do da stuff I tell dat you guys gotta do. No follow da pilau kine style da peopo dat wen stay dea befo you guys do. No make yoaself so you no can come in front me lidat. Me, I yoa God Yahweh!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995825)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 11:21 AM
Author: Hairraiser yarmulke

to me the best part is the book titles. Acts of the Apostles is "Jesus Guys"

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Date: October 18th, 2019 11:22 AM
Author: Demanding light idiot piazza

see below -- where is numbers? we go from da priests (lev.) to da second time (deut.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995832)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 11:22 AM
Author: Hairraiser yarmulke

yeah I wasn't able to find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995834)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 11:24 AM
Author: Demanding light idiot piazza

also a random assortment of OT prophets. too bad jonah and the whale is missing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995838)



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Date: October 19th, 2019 11:12 AM
Author: Dead insecure clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38999641)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 11:22 AM
Author: Demanding light idiot piazza

is there a reason numbers is missing from this:

Da Start

Outa Egypt

Da Prieses

Da Rules Secon Time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995829)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 11:23 AM
Author: Demanding light idiot piazza

Da Jews Win

91On March 7, da day da guys dat hate da Jews wen do wat da king's firs rule say. An dey tink dey goin win ova dem. But now eryting change, an da Jews get da power ova da guys dat hate dem. 2Da Jews come togedda inside dea big towns inside all da districks wea Xerxes stay king, fo go agains da guys dat like do bad tings to dem. No mo nobody can stand agains da Jews, cuz all da odda peopos scared a dem. 3All da ali`i inside all da districks, da leadas, da governas, an da guys dat take care da work fo da king, dey wen help da Jews, cuz dey scared a Mordecai. 4Mordecai wen come one importan guy inside da palace now. Erybody inside all da districks hear bout him. So he get mo an mo power.

5Da Jews wen use swords fo kill all da guys dat hate dem, an dey do wat dey like to dose guys. 6Inside da strong walls Susa side, da Jews wen kill 500 guys. 7Dey kill Parshandata, Dalfon, Aspata, 8Porata, Adala, Aridata, 9Parmashta, Arisai, Aridai, an Vaizata. 10Dey wen kill da ten boys dat time, dat get Haman fo dea fadda (da same Haman, Hammadata boy, dat hate da Jews). But dey neva take dea stuffs.

11Dey tell da king da same day, how plenny guys da Jews wen kill inside da strong walls Susa town.

12Da king tell Queen Esther, “Da Jews wen kill 500 guys awready inside da strong walls Susa town. Dey wen kill Haman ten boys too. Wat dey do inside my odda districks? Now, wat odda ting you like? Wateva you aks, I give um to you!”

13Esther tell, “If you tink az good, let da Jews inside Susa do da same ting tomorrow too, an let dem hang Haman's ten boys mahke bodies on top poses.”

14So da king make one mo rule fo inside Susa town, fo hang Haman's ten boys mahke bodies. 15Da Jews inside Susa wen come togedda one mo time on March 8, an dey kill 300 mo guys inside Susa town, but dey no take dea stuffs.

16Da same time, da odda Jews inside da king's districks wen come togedda fo take care demself, fo no let da guys dat hate dem bodda dem no moa. Dey kill 75,000 guys, but dey no take dea stuffs. 17Dey do dis on March 7. Den March 8, dey res, an make big party an stay feel real good inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995836)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 11:26 AM
Author: Effete Sooty Sound Barrier Sneaky Criminal

Afta dat, Yahweh wen aks Cain, “Wea yoa brudda Abel? Wea he stay?”

Cain tell um, “I donno. You tink I da guy suppose to take care my brudda an watch wea he go, o wat?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995843)



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Date: October 19th, 2019 4:11 AM
Author: Pearly Laser Beams

Hfs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38999219)



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Date: October 19th, 2019 11:12 AM
Author: Dead insecure clown



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 12:27 PM
Author: Sable knife haunted graveyard



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 12:28 PM
Author: Sable knife haunted graveyard

Reads like some of my deposition transcripts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#39012075)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Boyish kitchen

See also: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3529126&mc=26&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365953&forum_id=2#38995840)