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Just watched Episode 1 of The Mandalorian. Here is my review.
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Date: November 12th, 2019 8:16 PM Author: flatulent native The Mandalorian is the exciting new Bittorrent series following the adventures of Boba Teeh. In conclusion, it was dull shit for children that not even Werner Herzog could save. 125. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39108819) |
Date: November 12th, 2019 9:13 PM Author: Histrionic Impressive Ape Therapy Thank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39109109) |
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Date: November 12th, 2019 9:16 PM Author: Sick dilemma messiness No doubt created by a committee full of metoo women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39109123) |
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Date: November 12th, 2019 9:19 PM Author: flatulent native Surprisingly low WOKE content which is why it got a 125 vs 120. Boba Tee is some kind of mystery meat but your don't see his adult face in the episode, and there is a woman Mandelorian 'blacksmith' (you don't see her face either). That's it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39109146) |
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Date: November 12th, 2019 9:18 PM Author: Cordovan disturbing patrolman really underwhelming for all the hype how could that be a pilot for their flagship and wtf was up with the 5min of him learning to ride a random animal so dull |
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Date: November 12th, 2019 11:37 PM Author: flatulent native also hated the 'epic' music during the thing-riding scene and other scenes that weren't epic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39109880) |
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Date: November 13th, 2019 8:00 PM Author: dashing candlestick maker my question was how the bounty hunting robot was basically indestructible, got shot dozens of times including by some super-cannon and was basically unscathed, yet the Mandalorian dude one shotted him in the head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39114493) |
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Date: November 13th, 2019 8:06 PM Author: flatulent native Or why a platoon of guards can't set up a security perimeter and prevent an obviously hostile droid from just walking right up to the door of the compound, etc etc but that's the fundamental problem with genreshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39114516) |
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Date: November 13th, 2019 7:51 PM Author: doobsian boistinker I was underwhelmed, too. The robot was 180, though.
Thankfully, each episode seems to have a different director. The guy in ep1 did the SW cartoon shows. He doesn't seem to grasp live action, and he can't direct |
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Date: November 13th, 2019 8:18 PM Author: aphrodisiac autistic trailer park dragon Is the robot ig-88 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39114557) |
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Date: November 13th, 2019 8:22 PM Author: flatulent native It's a donutIG-88. (IG-88 had his own ridiculous history in the EU). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39114578) |
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Date: November 13th, 2019 8:35 PM Author: emerald filthy telephone abode Rabotnik of the galaxy unite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39114629) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:50 PM Author: iridescent national Seems like this show has been well received (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39158515) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:58 PM Author: dashing candlestick maker it's ok. The second episode was interesting too, I wouldn't call it great though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39158540) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:00 PM Author: Sinister talented plaza Something is off about this show, like they just did what they are doing with the movies but with 1/8th the budget. They should be using Shadows of the Empire as their model in terms of tone/aesthetic. I thought they might just let the Losers/Nerds this one but that would be asking too much. I am assuming that the writers and stagehands and camerawomen are all lesbians or whatever.
Also, bounty hunters/guys who wear helmets and have no personalities don't get more interesting the more that you learn about them, that's not how that works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKo1KdugK80 |
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Date: November 23rd, 2019 12:23 PM Author: Nubile corn cake azn The tone is a significant improvement over the movies.
Still not great but worth watching I think for an og star wars fan. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2019 12:06 PM Author: Cordovan disturbing patrolman i thought last night's ep was the best one so far. it was good but not awesome.
and honestly, they couldn't get someone better than carl weathers? he ruins every scene he's in. i keep thinking he's going to start talking about making a stew. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2019 12:25 PM Author: Comical Cocky Pit The show sucks. It's frustrating that even the Lucasfilm people have no idea what makes their story interesting. Why even have a show set in this world during this time period (after the fall of the Empire) that isn't about the shit going on at the New Republic and new Jedi academies? Who cares about some random bounty hunter character with no personality or motivation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39161117) |
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Date: November 24th, 2019 11:43 AM Author: Sinister talented plaza Lol nobody cares about the Jedi stuff, which is way easier to screw up by the way, you basically need someone on par with Alec Guinness to make it work imo otherwise it's a slippery slope and becomes gay af. The bounty hunter stuff is way easier to pull off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39164691) |
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Date: November 25th, 2019 9:47 AM Author: doobsian boistinker Credited. We already know that everything about the jedi and republic post-ROTJ is just a slow boring trickle of bad decisions that leads everyone to pretty much back to where they were 30 years prior by the time of ep7
Not saying Mandalorian is great, but going with a distant side story was the credited move for now. I guess the technology to do good space action inexpensively isn't quite there yet |
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Date: November 25th, 2019 10:18 AM Author: dashing candlestick maker $120 million for the season, believe it or not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39168865) |
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Date: November 24th, 2019 7:18 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone outnumbered theater knew this would be shit in the first five minutes when they do that cliche of the motionless guy at the bar getting shit talked by some goon then suddenly reacting with lighting fast hand to hand and slamming the guy's head into the bar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39164149) |
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Date: November 25th, 2019 9:56 AM Author: Cordovan disturbing patrolman ok, this is going to sound stupid in a rian johnson "im deconstructing star wars" kind of way, but i think that's the whole point.
a western with all the cliches, but it's star wars. its especially obvious in the third episode which is full of more western tropes and ends with the "saved from a gunshot by something in your pocket" cliche.
i mean just listen to the theme, it's basically the theme from a spaghetti western.
i dunno, it's entertaining so far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7yqW64Dx7c |
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Date: November 25th, 2019 4:21 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone outnumbered theater i warmed to it as i watched ep 2 and 3. it sticks out for its sound and visual aesthetic. the story is pretty slow but decent enough. dialogue is predictably silly. definitely looks great amid so much poorly produced garbage available for streaming.
the specific "move" i'm talking about isn't really a western thing but more like some fast twitch bullshit jason bourne started |
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Date: November 25th, 2019 9:35 AM Author: motley indigo stag film So you guys complain about capeshit being one absurd action scene after another but when a cerebral western comes on with a (somewhat) realistic world your still not happy because it was still too slow for you? ljl figure your head out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39168590) |
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Date: November 25th, 2019 9:39 AM Author: Histrionic Impressive Ape Therapy That’s not why they complain about capeshit Comprehend much? |
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Date: November 25th, 2019 9:40 AM Author: motley indigo stag film this is exactly what many of the capeshit threads have been about. You trying to get fucked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39168622) |
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Date: November 25th, 2019 10:01 AM Author: Histrionic Impressive Ape Therapy Lolno SJWism Garbage stories Etc
Your concern is a worthless afterthought |
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Date: November 25th, 2019 10:16 AM Author: Histrionic Impressive Ape Therapy Before I drag up two weird unbumped examples, the forum has hundreds of threads on capeshit with tens or hundreds of poasts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39168857) |
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Date: November 25th, 2019 10:22 AM Author: flatulent native (guy who thinks the Mandalorean is 'cerebral') (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39168891) |
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Date: November 25th, 2019 5:59 PM Author: Histrionic Impressive Ape Therapy Devastating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39171507) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2019 4:59 PM Author: Chest-beating alpha locale You guys are fags. It is a 180 show. As a GenX Star Wars fan that saw Episode IV in the theaters as a little kid, THIS is what we've been waiting for. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39203725) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2019 5:11 PM Author: unholy garnet sex offender That's going a too far, but generally more CR than most of the response on the bort so far, which has been the typical bitter, millennial, former-college Republican faggotry that passes for insight on this fallen website. The shootout at the end of the pilot was great as is the macguffin. "WAH WAH THE MADE UP BAND OF SPACE ALIEN OUTLAWS DO NOT DEMONSTRATE ADEQUATE LEVELS OF SECURITY RESPONSE TRAINING TO SATISFY MY PRE-EXISTING/JUST NOW MADE UP PREFERENCES. I NEED A GIANT DILDO IN MY ASS TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT THIS." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39203807) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:29 AM Author: flatulent native (azn manchild entertaining by children's entertainment) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39207273) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:15 AM Author: dashing candlestick maker I wouldn’t call it 180. More “ok”. It’s not terribly good, that said I want to keep watching and it’s better than TLJ for sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39206953) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2019 7:49 AM Author: Umber hairless coldplay fan watching episode 4, why can't these star wars nerds make one movie/show without a KICKASS female character? completely takes you out of it for no fucking reason.
edit: there are MULTIPLE KICKASS girls. GRRRRRRLLLL POWER |
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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:07 AM Author: Cordovan disturbing patrolman And why is Carano so distractingly fat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39206811) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:14 AM Author: dashing candlestick maker Yep. The mandalorian guy is virtually indestructible, literally able to take on dozens of bounty hunters at once, but he met his match with one female who kicks his ass pretty good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39206951) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM Author: Lavender 180 factory reset button This is now a requirement for any action movie -- cop show, capeshit, scifi, dragon show, etc. And the original blame for this falls on white male nerds who whack off to 110 pound women in video games who kick ass. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:15 AM Author: Charismatic Saffron Crotch Whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39206954) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:16 AM Author: titillating site lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39206957) |
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Date: January 24th, 2022 11:35 PM Author: claret kitchen goyim I'm three episodes in and it seems like they turned a video game into a movie. The mandalorian has some kind of vision that lets him see footprints like in a batman game, and he does side quests and has boss fights. There's even armor crafting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#43842445) |
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Date: January 25th, 2022 8:51 PM Author: flatulent native . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#43847402) |