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Calling my Law School Monday to see how much I need to donate for statute (CSLG)
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Date: November 30th, 2019 1:22 AM Author: slap-happy spot How much do you think I need to donate for them to put a statue of me somewhere in the law school? My wife already approved. I was thinking about a statue of me pulling a victim out of a crashed car. I am 100% serious btw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39192499) |
Date: November 30th, 2019 1:24 AM Author: Swashbuckling hominid sanctuary Do it like some Soviet era Lenin statue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39192502) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 1:25 AM Author: slap-happy spot How about this one?
https://cdn.saleminteractivemedia.com/associated-press/data/photos/2017/309/7b8e1fe4-86fa-4da7-8ba2-42780637fc2d.jpg |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 1:28 AM Author: Swashbuckling hominid sanctuary Lol, yes
This would also be good
https://www.mircorp.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/2012-9-5Stans-451-Lenin-statue-Timothy-Manishenko-618.jpg |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 1:29 AM Author: slap-happy spot I'm really short (5'7). How about this one of Napoleon?
https://www.napoleon.org/wp-content/thumbnails/uploads/2005/05/462121_1-tt-width-525-height-700-crop-1-bgcolor-ffffff-lazyload-0.jpg |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 1:33 AM Author: Swashbuckling hominid sanctuary I’m sure they’ll love that
I think I’ve seen that one...Musee d’Orsay? |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 1:28 AM Author: Floppy Aquamarine Public Bath Loyola? Probably $8500 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39192513) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 1:28 AM Author: slap-happy spot Close in rank to UCLA/USC. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39192515) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 1:30 AM Author: Floppy Aquamarine Public Bath They won’t do it then. I think you went to UT right? They won’t do it u less a ton of money. Sorry should have went to Loyola (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39192518) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 1:31 AM Author: slap-happy spot Yup. Texas. You think 50-100K would do it? I should make like 5-7 million net next year, so it wouldn't be a lot for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39192523) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 1:33 AM Author: Floppy Aquamarine Public Bath No way. Maybe if you did what you did in TTTexas but even then at least 1.5 mill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39192533) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 1:37 AM Author: slap-happy spot I don't think that much. You can endow a professorship for 500k-1 million and I think that should be way more expensive. Would be 180 to endow the CSLG Chair in Torts though.
My friend's dad named an entire building at CSUN for 5 million. His dad owned a 40 person accounting firm that got sold to one of the big 4 for like 30 million. He then invested all the money and is worth like 60-80 million now. |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 1:44 AM Author: nudist cracking field Naming a building would be cheaper than a statue imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39192558) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 1:46 AM Author: slap-happy spot That doesn't make sense. My law school had dozens of statutes of donors/famous alumni scattered throughout the building. Only a few areas/buildings were named after people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39192561) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 4:10 AM Author: vivacious painfully honest ape What’s the donor to famous alumni ratio? Most schools value SCHOLARSHIP over money for honors like statues or busts. I can’t think of anyone outside of ELITE ACADEMIA who has one at my school. Texas may be different though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39192687) |
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Date: December 1st, 2019 12:27 AM Author: Plum cruise ship jewess I agree w this. I've walked around CSLG's ls and admit I don't know or remember what he's talking about as far as his claim "they have lots of statues of random alums scattered around the LS"
maybe I am misremembering/overestimating how seriously they take themselves. |
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Date: January 18th, 2020 3:26 PM Author: Insane ceo Statutes of Donors (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39450982) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 4:58 AM Author: violet black woman whorehouse You could fully endow a visiting professorship for $1 million ($1mm * 5%/year = $50k for expenses). A fully endowed full professorship would be in the neighborhood of $5 million.
You might be able to set up an academic prize for $100k. You'd get your name on resumes for eternity. |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 1:43 AM Author: dun rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39192556) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 1:45 AM Author: slap-happy spot I'll just volunteer for like a day. They wouldn't have the balls to ask me how long I did it for if I was going to be a large donor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39192559) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 1:50 AM Author: dun rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39192562) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 5:07 AM Author: violet black woman whorehouse How much to sponsor a urinal or stall? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39192716) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 4:12 PM Author: slap-happy spot Dunno. Good idea though. I'll ask and report back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39194604) |
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Date: January 18th, 2020 3:29 PM Author: Supple wagecucks sponsor a stall on the third floor of the building and call it the CSLG Third Tier Toilet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39450992) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 6:26 AM Author: razzle mauve business firm mad-dog skullcap try your local politician instead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39192767) |
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Date: December 1st, 2019 8:43 AM Author: Chocolate pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39197133) |
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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:16 PM Author: vivacious painfully honest ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39213550) |
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Date: January 18th, 2020 3:39 PM Author: Rusted fear-inspiring immigrant goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39451025) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 3:38 PM Author: Slimy mind-boggling friendly grandma You are such a weird fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39194473) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 4:13 PM Author: slap-happy spot Completely. You got me spot on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39194605) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 4:37 PM Author: sticky sadistic useless brakes hospital At least you’re self aware (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39194698) |
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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:26 PM Author: Out-of-control multi-billionaire masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39214065) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 3:44 PM Author: Lavender cruel-hearted gas station mother Joe Jamail paid more than your net worth for his, homo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39194489) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 4:11 PM Author: slap-happy spot He's currently dead so his net worth is zero, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39194601) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 4:30 PM Author: Lavender cruel-hearted gas station mother (Genius) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39194678) |
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Date: December 1st, 2019 12:21 AM Author: charismatic casino travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39196533) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 4:14 PM Author: Bull Headed Boltzmann I think this is a good idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39194607) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 4:18 PM Author: purple bespoke principal's office Why not do statues at Southwestern, Loyola, Cal Western, Chapman, and USD. Cheaper than UT and would pump up the Southern Cal referral network. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39194626) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 4:41 PM Author: nudist cracking field I think there’s a legit risk some of those schools could close in the next few decades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39194705) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 4:44 PM Author: purple bespoke principal's office I agree with Southwestern and Cal Western. The others suck, but they’re still in the top 100. I think they’ll remain for second tier crop of southern California candidates that can’t get into USC.
But who cares. If just one Southwestern grad sends a big case to CSLG, then it’s worth it. |
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Date: January 18th, 2020 3:27 PM Author: Drunken naked kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39450990) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 4:22 PM Author: Slippery Pink Pocket Flask 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39194650) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 4:33 PM Author: Ocher Exciting Step-uncle's House Telephone Something like the Lew Ashby statue from Californication: https://images.app.goo.gl/69MLA1WKDAbsP2FC7 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39194682) |
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Date: November 30th, 2019 8:38 PM Author: flirting coral quadroon not flame a school like CSLG’s alma mater would be asking for eight figures once they did their due diligence on how he makes his scambux. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39195769) |
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Date: December 1st, 2019 12:20 AM Author: Plum cruise ship jewess knowing (but not saying) where you went to LS and the size of other gifts they've gotten and how they view their own reputation I think they'd want more than you could (comfortably) give atm.
I certainly don't think they'd throw up a statue of you and a car wreck victim for $100-200k, but maybe I'm wrong. |
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Date: December 1st, 2019 12:22 AM Author: violet black woman whorehouse http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39192523 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39196536) |
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Date: December 1st, 2019 3:38 AM Author: Plum cruise ship jewess hadn't read the whole thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39196999) |
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Date: December 1st, 2019 12:26 AM Author: nudist cracking field no law school that wasn’t on the verge of collapse would do a statue for less than 1 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39196548) |
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Date: December 1st, 2019 4:20 AM Author: Plum cruise ship jewess I tend to agree. they might you name a chaired professorship as the poulan weed-eater dot com bowl professorship, but I don't see a top 20 LS (that thinks of itself more highly than that imo) using (real) statues as low-rent donor bait.
appending all the usual caveats about how what CSLG has done since graduation is undoubtedly impressive, it ain't like he's number-one-with-a-bullet among T20 law grads. there are those who've come before him and made as much or more money in the same time or less. it's not like there haven't been plenty of oily got-rich-quick shitlawyers that came before him but I've never seen one immortalized in bronze at their alma mater this early in their career. certainly they wouldn't whore out for a few $100k in building his proposed Jesus-figure-saving-car-wreck-'victim' statue, which would obviously exposes the LS to ridicule and negative ambulance-chasing stereotypes. a 'simple' life-size sculpture probably costs at least $100k itself, before getting into CSLG's dipshit action sequence.
he's either out of his depth or just trolling xo |
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Date: December 1st, 2019 8:41 AM Author: adventurous skinny woman Now that you're done kicking over everyone's sandcastles, get the fuck out of this thread, faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39197131) |
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Date: December 1st, 2019 12:25 AM Author: Soul-stirring startling garrison Why not donate to SENS instead breh https://www.sens.org/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39196545) |
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Date: December 1st, 2019 1:07 AM Author: violet black woman whorehouse Help develop life extending treatments for SV billionaires? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39196658) |
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Date: December 1st, 2019 8:49 AM Author: Soul-stirring startling garrison help develop life extending treatments for everyone
EDIT: also CSLG is rich so he could probably afford the treatments pretty early himself once they're developed |
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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:06 PM Author: Olive newt update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39213456) |
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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:50 PM Author: Olive newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39213819) |
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Date: December 5th, 2019 7:29 PM Author: violet black woman whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39221039) |
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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:24 PM Author: adventurous skinny woman Where are we on this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39214044) |
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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:26 PM Author: Chocolate pozpig Turns out law schools don't produce statutes. Disappointing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39214063) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 8:05 AM Author: Electric mahogany wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39267690) |
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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:25 PM Author: Beta Hairraiser Orchestra Pit 180/A+. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39214056) |
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Date: December 5th, 2019 12:13 PM Author: Olive newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39218637) |
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Date: December 5th, 2019 7:24 PM Author: Olive newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39221021) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 7:25 AM Author: Diverse idiotic stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39267669) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 7:43 AM Author: French round eye Is op the fake CSLG account? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39267682) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 7:53 AM Author: Diverse idiotic stage no this is really what he thinks about (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39267684) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 7:56 AM Author: French round eye Lol what a weird little Jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39267687) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 8:14 AM Author: disgusting spectacular boistinker depends on the statute. something against jews will cost far more than something against the homeless. but i'm excited to see the cost and how the law school can break legislators' arms to pull this off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39267698) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 8:24 AM Author: Provocative Pisswyrm one of the most pathetic threads ever poasted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39267716) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 8:30 AM Author: Diverse idiotic stage the worst thing is that he allegedly does not drink
i would probably say shit like this if was drunk |
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Date: January 18th, 2020 3:25 PM Author: Diverse idiotic stage never forget (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#39450980) |
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Date: May 21st, 2020 5:01 AM Author: violet black woman whorehouse Where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4391836&forum_id=2#40247802) |