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Fucking insane emails by probably insane lawyer (link)

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Rose indian lodge old irish cottage
  12/03/19
This guy seems 180 as fuck. I demand CSLG hire him NOW
180 karate
  12/03/19
(Christopher Hook)
Rebellious black woman round eye
  12/03/19
I don't mind when people accuse me of being a gook, but I re...
180 karate
  12/03/19
(Christopher Gook)
Green fragrant circlehead forum
  12/03/19
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180 karate
  12/03/19
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harsh yellow nursing home digit ratio
  12/04/19
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Cocky Confused Wrinkle
  12/04/19
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dun background story area
  12/04/19
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Fear-inspiring Cobalt Theatre
  12/04/19
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violet curious stag film quadroon
  12/04/19
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Twinkling Place Of Business School Cafeteria
  12/06/19
Very gooky post
gaped patrolman
  12/05/19
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cracking principal's office
  12/03/19
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Bisexual pozpig home
  12/28/19
Lmao 180. what's his moniker?
Dashing pea-brained cruise ship
  12/03/19
(without testicles)
thriller den
  12/03/19
That was the best part
Puce Ticket Booth Mental Disorder
  12/03/19
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nudist wonderful antidepressant drug lodge
  12/03/19
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Balding titillating box office depressive
  12/04/19
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Twinkling Place Of Business School Cafeteria
  12/06/19
to be fair, peter klee kinda has gay face
bearded potus giraffe
  12/03/19
"306 million gay boys" would be a good moniker
thriller den
  12/03/19
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lemon frisky range
  12/03/19
Anytime now faggot.
mewling lime international law enforcement agency
  12/03/19
His one Yelp review: I sought the legal services of Chris...
shimmering razzle-dazzle orchestra pit affirmative action
  12/03/19
Definitely not written by Chris himself
Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater
  12/03/19
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harsh yellow nursing home digit ratio
  12/04/19
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Cocky Confused Wrinkle
  12/04/19
Clearly. Didn't even invoke the long dick of the law.
Stimulating Blue Institution
  12/04/19
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harsh yellow nursing home digit ratio
  12/04/19
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High-end vengeful candlestick maker hell
  12/04/19
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Wine sick stage blood rage
  12/04/19
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Twinkling Place Of Business School Cafeteria
  12/06/19
Sup Chris!
Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater
  12/04/19
I love this part: Chris is really responsive except for when...
irradiated claret piazza associate
  12/04/19
The guy needs to seek the advice of CSLG
Dashing pea-brained cruise ship
  12/03/19
Since graduating from Law School in May, 2008, Mr. Hook has ...
vermilion diverse parlour
  12/03/19
180, he's definitely a poster.
Rebellious black woman round eye
  12/03/19
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Bisexual pozpig home
  12/04/19
“What should I do with my hands?” “I do...
adventurous dingle berry
  12/03/19
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Garnet main people
  12/03/19
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lemon frisky range
  12/03/19
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Idiotic market
  12/03/19
He's got that spaceporn look going on
Balding titillating box office depressive
  12/04/19
another sim glitch
Domesticated Citrine Liquid Oxygen
  12/04/19
Lmfao
Coiffed Jet-lagged Halford Sex Offender
  12/06/19
My wife needed quality and focused representation in a compl...
vermilion diverse parlour
  12/03/19
Mr Hook did research for me on case that was 51 years old an...
vermilion diverse parlour
  12/03/19
Mr Hook did research for me on case that was 51 years old an...
vermilion diverse parlour
  12/03/19
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Heady azure goal in life
  12/04/19
"Allstate is using people who are borderline retarded t...
Charcoal dog poop
  12/03/19
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dun background story area
  12/03/19
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Wine sick stage blood rage
  12/03/19
yeah lol @ this shitlawyer thinking that insurance adjusters...
overrated water buffalo skinny woman
  12/05/19
I fucking love this guy. Was he disbarred?
Rebellious black woman round eye
  12/03/19
the emails are only two weeks old
razzmatazz canary church building fanboi
  12/03/19
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Dull mood clown
  12/03/19
Maybe this is is lawyer suicide so that he never has to prac...
Rebellious black woman round eye
  12/03/19
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Dull mood clown
  12/03/19
He would never be disbarred for this. Likely 3 month susp...
orange passionate stead people who are hurt
  12/05/19
He will be soon
Underhanded trump supporter
  12/03/19
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Cocky Confused Wrinkle
  12/04/19
Thomas Jefferson School of Law JD - Juris Doctor 2006 Unive...
Rebellious black woman round eye
  12/03/19
CLSG, you gonna offer this man a job?
Wine sick stage blood rage
  12/03/19
Nah, this guy is too unhinged. My e-mails are professional a...
Chartreuse party of the first part
  12/05/19
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Dull mood clown
  12/03/19
The pumo is (Klee)
Rebellious black woman round eye
  12/03/19
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Dull mood clown
  12/03/19
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Rose indian lodge old irish cottage
  12/03/19
this hook guy was posted on xo before, the google link to hi...
Jet shaky theater stage
  12/03/19
(Peter Klee)
Dashing pea-brained cruise ship
  12/03/19
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ebony unholy national gunner
  12/03/19
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Green fragrant circlehead forum
  12/03/19
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Cocky Confused Wrinkle
  12/04/19
every e-mail is a gem
dun background story area
  12/03/19
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Rose indian lodge old irish cottage
  12/03/19
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Cocky Confused Wrinkle
  12/04/19
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Bisexual pozpig home
  12/04/19
Fun read, but why is Sheppard Mullin doing insurance defense...
zombie-like jew dilemma
  12/03/19
add enough zeroes (e.g., 306 million gay boys) and we're all...
dun background story area
  12/03/19
tbf why is this "biglaw" firm doing a shitlaw case...
Free-loading comical gas station
  12/04/19
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harsh yellow nursing home digit ratio
  12/04/19
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Yapping rehab hunting ground
  12/04/19
shitty biglaw does glorified large shitlaw defense cases
Free-loading comical gas station
  12/03/19
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cracking principal's office
  12/03/19
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Heady azure goal in life
  12/04/19
I actually interviewed a Sheppard Mullin associate a few wee...
trip fishy corn cake incel
  12/04/19
If his biglaw credentials were better than yours, you should...
transparent roommate weed whacker
  12/04/19
feldman is PUG/HLS and is literally a shitlaw rainmaker: ...
Free-loading comical gas station
  12/04/19
Languages: Hebrew
Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater
  12/04/19
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Free-loading comical gas station
  12/04/19
He has an asshole appearance. Reminds me of the partner I pr...
sickened locus
  12/04/19
He has an ideal appearance for a litigator. I have to admit,...
obsidian floppy meetinghouse lettuce
  12/04/19
He look pretty alpha and high-T for a kike. I would bet $100...
obsidian floppy meetinghouse lettuce
  12/04/19
You think he has atrophied balls?
Charcoal dog poop
  12/05/19
exactly - that's what stood out to me
thirsty kitchen
  12/05/19
180. cslg sign him up.
ebony unholy national gunner
  12/03/19
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Duck-like kink-friendly plaza ape
  12/03/19
So this is exhibit 1 to what exactly?
Internet-worthy Glittery Community Account Therapy
  12/03/19
I was not dumb enough to throw my life away doing litigation...
180 karate
  12/03/19
Yeah didnt look at the date. Just a week or two ago. Was won...
Internet-worthy Glittery Community Account Therapy
  12/03/19
22 respm Declaration (Motion related) Tue 11/26 12:01 PM...
Free-loading comical gas station
  12/03/19
I was assuming it was an exhibit to a Civil Harassment Restr...
Cocky Confused Wrinkle
  12/04/19
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Bisexual pozpig home
  12/04/19
i wanna hear the ostensibly reasonable and polite voicemail ...
Bistre know-it-all useless brakes
  12/03/19
This stood out to me as well Guessing there may be some s...
burgundy soggy indirect expression whorehouse
  12/03/19
This. He was on a bender on 11/23 that lasted into Sunday mo...
nubile impressive genital piercing
  12/03/19
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Fear-inspiring Cobalt Theatre
  12/03/19
alcohol is so 180 we should all be on it all the time
Yapping rehab hunting ground
  12/04/19
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harsh yellow nursing home digit ratio
  12/04/19
Those gay boys at Sheppard Mullin might not have been so but...
nubile impressive genital piercing
  12/04/19
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harsh yellow nursing home digit ratio
  12/04/19
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Yapping rehab hunting ground
  12/04/19
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lemon frisky range
  12/05/19
I love doing that. Art of War. Send scathing email and then ...
Cocky Confused Wrinkle
  12/04/19
(bitch who's afraid of confrontation)
vigorous carnelian resort love of her life
  12/04/19
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Bisexual pozpig home
  12/04/19
This is more alpha
laughsome emerald factory reset button
  12/05/19
Can any CaliFags state a NYC firm with the equivalent presti...
180 karate
  12/03/19
kramer levin?
Bistre know-it-all useless brakes
  12/03/19
Katten
aqua medicated cumskin immigrant
  12/03/19
Brown rudnick
sickened locus
  12/03/19
UPDATE: looks like USDJ issued an OSC against hook yesterday...
Free-loading comical gas station
  12/03/19
someone, please go help hook pro bono
ebony unholy national gunner
  12/03/19
Can you break this down for a trannymo?
sickened locus
  12/03/19
Hook = fucked
Underhanded trump supporter
  12/04/19
Can we file amicus briefs in support of this hero standing a...
Duck-like kink-friendly plaza ape
  12/03/19
368 anonymous mentally ill lawyers who exercise their consti...
Free-loading comical gas station
  12/03/19
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Duck-like kink-friendly plaza ape
  12/03/19
RARE 180 4 U
Electric center
  12/03/19
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Insanely creepy marvelous travel guidebook
  12/03/19
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zombie-like jew dilemma
  12/03/19
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Heady azure goal in life
  12/04/19
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primrose jap
  12/04/19
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beady-eyed rigor mediation
  12/04/19
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Provocative cyan bbw
  12/04/19
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Yapping rehab hunting ground
  12/04/19
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harsh yellow nursing home digit ratio
  12/04/19
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Cocky Confused Wrinkle
  12/04/19
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rambunctious generalized bond casino
  12/04/19
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Maize spectacular internal respiration public bath
  12/04/19
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demanding really tough guy
  12/04/19
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nubile impressive genital piercing
  12/04/19
180 bazillion
cracking principal's office
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violet curious stag film quadroon
  12/04/19
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Bisexual pozpig home
  12/04/19
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Tripping Bright Base
  12/04/19
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Aphrodisiac Famous Landscape Painting
  12/05/19
Dracula and hitler hitler hitler write in support for Mr. Ho...
orange passionate stead people who are hurt
  12/05/19
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Opaque boyish toilet seat preventive strike
  12/05/19
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thirsty kitchen
  12/05/19
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hairraiser hospital
  12/06/19
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iridescent hall elastic band
  12/06/19
Someone should go and do a live thread.
trip fishy corn cake incel
  12/04/19
That's the judge that fucked those Prenda lawyers
thriller den
  12/04/19
Cr
Talented codepig
  12/04/19
Why should Allstate SHOW CAUSE why this matter should not be...
maroon locale doctorate
  12/04/19
Faggots (((Feldman))) and (((Klee))) fucked up here. This is...
180 karate
  12/03/19
180 this guy fucks
violet curious stag film quadroon
  12/03/19
amazing
lemon frisky range
  12/03/19
this guy is going to be disbarred, right?
scarlet pungent bawdyhouse marketing idea
  12/03/19
That or suspended.
bespoke bat shit crazy legend
  12/03/19
Probably just go into alcohol / drtug counsling.
180 karate
  12/03/19
yeah hard to get disbarred if ur not stealing client funds. ...
Free-loading comical gas station
  12/03/19
Yeah. I’d guess these antics will get him a lengthy su...
Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater
  12/03/19
Idk this is CA....
laughsome emerald factory reset button
  12/05/19
Making multiple threats of violence is pretty hardcore. I do...
Charcoal dog poop
  12/04/19
would he fit in at kirkland?
Fluffy Library Half-breed
  12/04/19
He needs a shady gay lawyer that can attest to the fact that...
Rebellious black woman round eye
  12/03/19
180
beady-eyed rigor mediation
  12/03/19
lmao holy shit this guy is 180 this is the most awesome l...
Federal Soul-stirring Kitty Cat Trailer Park
  12/03/19
Anytime now faggot.
Puce Ticket Booth Mental Disorder
  12/03/19
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Cocky Confused Wrinkle
  12/04/19
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/p/AF1QipNz7dgXnVtIecuE70RZ...
Fluffy Library Half-breed
  12/03/19
i like how he dutifully copied the guy's lawyer on each emai...
Grizzly kitty sneaky criminal
  12/03/19
Docket https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/16206729/alan...
Charcoal dog poop
  12/04/19
“Allstate has incurred more than $6370 in attorneys&rs...
Duck-like kink-friendly plaza ape
  12/04/19
Insurance companies are evil and deserve to have their asses...
Charcoal dog poop
  12/04/19
Allstate is literally the worst insurance company of all tim...
Duck-like kink-friendly plaza ape
  12/04/19
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Internet-worthy Glittery Community Account Therapy
  12/04/19
(State Farm adjuster)
Chartreuse party of the first part
  12/05/19
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Bisexual pozpig home
  12/04/19
I've never represented an insurer or done insurance defense ...
Charcoal dog poop
  12/05/19
"Hey Klee you Cumstain the demand is now 302 million. P...
splenetic native son of senegal
  12/04/19
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Cocky Confused Wrinkle
  12/04/19
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Bisexual pozpig home
  12/04/19
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disrespectful mint heaven
  12/06/19
LOL 180, so many times I've wanted to send emails like this....
splenetic native son of senegal
  12/04/19
shitlawyers are just as repugnant in the same way
flushed drunken pit gay wizard
  12/04/19
most of the cursing and insulting language probably wouldn't...
Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater
  12/04/19
peter when you are done felating your copy boy tell Allstate...
flushed drunken pit gay wizard
  12/04/19
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nudist wonderful antidepressant drug lodge
  12/04/19
Cr response here is to say you were absolutely blackout drun...
primrose jap
  12/04/19
I don’t see any way he avoids a suspension here
Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater
  12/04/19
absolutely inappropriate conduct for litigation. If only ...
Tripping Bright Base
  12/04/19
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Free-loading comical gas station
  12/04/19
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harsh yellow nursing home digit ratio
  12/04/19
it’s honiara
violet curious stag film quadroon
  12/04/19
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obsidian floppy meetinghouse lettuce
  12/04/19
From his AVVO reviews "He wrote a letter on my behal...
Underhanded trump supporter
  12/04/19
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harsh yellow nursing home digit ratio
  12/04/19
Sometimes you get Calm Chris, other times you get Cocaine Ch...
Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater
  12/04/19
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harsh yellow nursing home digit ratio
  12/04/19
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Rebellious black woman round eye
  12/04/19
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Cocky Confused Wrinkle
  12/04/19
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Free-loading comical gas station
  12/04/19
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Green fragrant circlehead forum
  12/04/19
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Bisexual pozpig home
  12/04/19
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Wine sick stage blood rage
  12/04/19
HEY KLEE YOU CUMSTAIN
nubile impressive genital piercing
  12/04/19
Judge Wright - by the way - is an old WEMED partner and insu...
Yapping rehab hunting ground
  12/04/19
Also a Star Trek fan
thriller den
  12/04/19
Do u shitlaw 2?
harsh yellow nursing home digit ratio
  12/04/19
(confirmed shitlawyer)
obsidian floppy meetinghouse lettuce
  12/04/19
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exhilarant macaca
  12/04/19
PAY UP FUCKFACE
nubile impressive genital piercing
  12/04/19
😂
Maize spectacular internal respiration public bath
  12/04/19
His LinkedIn says it took 6 years to compete UG.
Underhanded trump supporter
  12/04/19
wonder how many of his professors he threatened
Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater
  12/04/19
It would be an awesome twist if he is a Mormon who went on a...
Charcoal dog poop
  12/04/19
Van Not-So-Wilder
Rebellious black woman round eye
  12/04/19
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180 karate
  12/04/19
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Bisexual pozpig home
  12/04/19
the other lawyer should be sanctioned trying to backdoor in ...
bateful masturbator fortuitous meteor
  12/04/19
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Tripping Bright Base
  12/04/19
Anytime now faggot
Puce Ticket Booth Mental Disorder
  12/04/19
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pearly brunch selfie
  12/04/19
This reminds me of a Texas litigator I faced in a case once....
pearly brunch selfie
  12/04/19
so you’re saying Hook might not be nuts after all?
violet curious stag film quadroon
  12/05/19
He isn’t nuts. He’s torpedoed his career as a l...
Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater
  12/05/19
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Yapping rehab hunting ground
  12/05/19
Is this national news? I read it on here yesterday, and I&r...
Dull mood clown
  12/05/19
it isn't, so you know some down low poasters
Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater
  12/05/19
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Wine sick stage blood rage
  12/05/19
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nubile impressive genital piercing
  12/05/19
Are you going to reply to my email today or what?
Cocky Confused Wrinkle
  12/05/19
ANY TIME NOW FAGGOT
Dull mood clown
  12/05/19
UPDATE: It pains me to poast a link to ATL, but they found H...
nubile impressive genital piercing
  12/05/19
Could've been worse.
Cocky Confused Wrinkle
  12/05/19
I'm pretty sure the only right move for Hook was to claim su...
nubile impressive genital piercing
  12/05/19
It was puffery! Always Be Closing faggot!
Dull mood clown
  12/05/19
That judge is going to tell Hook to PAY UP FUCKFACE
nubile impressive genital piercing
  12/05/19
The best timeline would be the one where Judge Wright issues...
thriller den
  12/06/19
He could have said, "What is wrong with telling someone...
Cocky Confused Wrinkle
  12/05/19
cr, what a fucking idiot. "confidential negotiation ta...
Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater
  12/05/19
His writing is surprisingly cogent. Full document here: ...
Domesticated Citrine Liquid Oxygen
  12/05/19
Surprisingly coherent.
nubile impressive genital piercing
  12/05/19
I just started it, but he claims that the defendant relies o...
Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater
  12/05/19
No doubt. I'm just surprised that he managed to conjure up a...
nubile impressive genital piercing
  12/05/19
his argument that statements made in connection with settlem...
Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater
  12/05/19
It's retarded. He's going to get ass fucked.
Underhanded trump supporter
  12/05/19
This guy has shit judgment. he’s just compounding the ...
Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater
  12/05/19
Otis Wright is going to put his geriatric long dick of the l...
Underhanded trump supporter
  12/06/19
It's not crazy, but it's also not very persuasive, and it wi...
Charcoal dog poop
  12/05/19
Obviously it's a very dumb argument. But after reading his e...
nubile impressive genital piercing
  12/05/19
(Xo 2019)
Dull mood clown
  12/05/19
It was for effect! If you don't buy that, it was out of frus...
Charcoal dog poop
  12/05/19
This guy is funny, but kind of a 162 version of the Alpha As...
Topaz startled pervert
  12/05/19
"you will be lucky to work as a notary public in El Caj...
iridescent hall elastic band
  12/05/19
What's even funnier about this is that a common insult among...
Cocky Confused Wrinkle
  12/05/19
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iridescent hall elastic band
  12/05/19
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cracking principal's office
  12/06/19
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disrespectful mint heaven
  12/06/19
Can we all please take a moment to shit on the humorless She...
Hyperactive theater
  12/05/19
I agree until the “I know where you live”/ &ldqu...
Dull mood clown
  12/05/19
Pussy
orange passionate stead people who are hurt
  12/05/19
...
Twinkling Place Of Business School Cafeteria
  12/06/19
You wouldn't take the opportunity to win your client's case ...
Charcoal dog poop
  12/05/19
(guy who is completely unfamiliar with how ID law works)
Yapping rehab hunting ground
  12/06/19
In context, I don't know what you're getting at.
Charcoal dog poop
  12/07/19
i've had "amusing" OCs, not like this but, bad. it...
ivory costumed roast beef lay
  12/05/19
I'm involved in a heated back-and-forth email exchange right...
Cocky Confused Wrinkle
  12/05/19
lmao at this extreme shitlaw tactic also why do you have ...
ebony unholy national gunner
  12/06/19
it's funny that the "copy client" trick is so prev...
Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater
  12/06/19
I always check the addresses before I reply. Do shitlaw o...
Charcoal dog poop
  12/07/19
lol, if someone tried this retarded trick on me I'd say &quo...
Yapping rehab hunting ground
  12/06/19
Wish rach hadn’t scrambled; I’d love to know whi...
Odious degenerate double fault
  10/01/20
lol, no.
Underhanded trump supporter
  12/06/19
Shitlaw dood sending unhinged emails at 4:27 a.m. is DEFINIT...
thirsty kitchen
  12/05/19
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Bisexual pozpig home
  12/05/19
...
Twinkling Place Of Business School Cafeteria
  12/06/19
judging from the content of emails this guy had to be on a m...
Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater
  12/06/19
(voice of experience)
Underhanded trump supporter
  12/06/19
probably shocking to most poasters here, but I have never do...
Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater
  12/06/19
Tbf, I am surprised
Underhanded trump supporter
  12/06/19
😎
Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater
  12/07/19
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Navy foreskin windowlicker
  12/07/19
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beady-eyed rigor mediation
  12/13/19
How's Sheppard Mullin?
Gold appetizing keepsake machete
  12/14/19
Dude is going to get got... By Lauren Berg Law360, Los A...
charismatic pink stock car
  12/17/19
Lol . . .he orchestrated that late entrance with his clients...
Balding titillating box office depressive
  12/17/19
...
cracking principal's office
  12/17/19
off the hook
Gold appetizing keepsake machete
  12/17/19
It was a show cause hearing and they were in some danger of ...
Balding titillating box office depressive
  12/18/19
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transparent roommate weed whacker
  01/08/20
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Cocky Confused Wrinkle
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Date: December 3rd, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: Rose indian lodge old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210506)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:14 PM
Author: 180 karate

This guy seems 180 as fuck. I demand CSLG hire him NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210873)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:19 PM
Author: Rebellious black woman round eye

(Christopher Hook)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210898)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:20 PM
Author: 180 karate

I don't mind when people accuse me of being a gook, but I refuse to allow anyone to call me shitlawer or TTT grad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210904)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Green fragrant circlehead forum

(Christopher Gook)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210976)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:45 PM
Author: 180 karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211005)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 5:35 AM
Author: harsh yellow nursing home digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212249)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:00 PM
Author: Cocky Confused Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213895)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:52 PM
Author: dun background story area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216236)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:27 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Cobalt Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216442)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:40 PM
Author: violet curious stag film quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216548)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Twinkling Place Of Business School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39222430)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 7:19 AM
Author: gaped patrolman

Very gooky post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217706)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:31 PM
Author: cracking principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211264)



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Date: December 28th, 2019 12:32 PM
Author: Bisexual pozpig home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39339416)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 7:59 PM
Author: Dashing pea-brained cruise ship

Lmao 180. what's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210513)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 7:59 PM
Author: thriller den

(without testicles)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210522)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:23 PM
Author: Puce Ticket Booth Mental Disorder

That was the best part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211502)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:29 PM
Author: nudist wonderful antidepressant drug lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211530)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:45 AM
Author: Balding titillating box office depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211876)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:09 AM
Author: Twinkling Place Of Business School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39222457)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:01 PM
Author: bearded potus giraffe

to be fair, peter klee kinda has gay face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210534)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:02 PM
Author: thriller den

"306 million gay boys" would be a good moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210536)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:25 PM
Author: lemon frisky range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210923)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:03 PM
Author: mewling lime international law enforcement agency

Anytime now faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210544)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:04 PM
Author: shimmering razzle-dazzle orchestra pit affirmative action

His one Yelp review:

I sought the legal services of Chris G Hook after an unsatisfactory experience with my previous attorney, and I'm glad I retained Chris for his legal expertise.

Chris listens to what you have to say and takes time to establish a logical approach to your case, the course it might take, and potential resolutions. He's willing to entertain an idea, and argue the pros and cons, while interjecting his legal experience to help in the decision making process.

Chris is very accessible and when he's not, he will call back or email at his earliest convenience.

Chris makes you feel at ease and he explains legal terms and procedures, without condescension.

As I mentioned at the outset, I turned to Chris after an unsatisfactory experience with another lawyer, and I wish I had retained Chris from the start. Chris explained the various aspects of the case and what he would do differently and more efficiently, and emailed important legal documents for my review.

All in all, I'm very satisfied with his professionalism, his approach, and again his accessibility.

Thanks Chris!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210553)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:16 PM
Author: Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater

Definitely not written by Chris himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211469)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 5:36 AM
Author: harsh yellow nursing home digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212250)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:00 PM
Author: Cocky Confused Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213901)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: Stimulating Blue Institution

Clearly. Didn't even invoke the long dick of the law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214228)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:52 PM
Author: harsh yellow nursing home digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214274)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:24 PM
Author: High-end vengeful candlestick maker hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216418)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:26 PM
Author: Wine sick stage blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216436)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:08 AM
Author: Twinkling Place Of Business School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39222455)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater

Sup Chris!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213953)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:22 PM
Author: irradiated claret piazza associate

I love this part: Chris is really responsive except for when he’s not and when he’s not he’ll get back to you when it’s convenient for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215849)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: Dashing pea-brained cruise ship

The guy needs to seek the advice of CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210555)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: vermilion diverse parlour

Since graduating from Law School in May, 2008, Mr. Hook has worked as Mr. Schlein's associates. Under Mr. Schlein's supervision, he drafts documents, performs legal research, and makes court appearances. In college, Mr. Hook was very active in student politics. In law school, Mr. Hook was captain of the Duberstein Moot Court Competition team.

http://www.rcslaw.org/AttorneyProfiles.html

Duberstein???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210560)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:13 PM
Author: Rebellious black woman round eye

180, he's definitely a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210593)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:47 PM
Author: Bisexual pozpig home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215944)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:17 PM
Author: adventurous dingle berry

“What should I do with my hands?”

“I don’t know. Try just laying them flat on the fucking table.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210612)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:22 PM
Author: Garnet main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210913)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:25 PM
Author: lemon frisky range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210925)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Idiotic market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211560)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:46 AM
Author: Balding titillating box office depressive

He's got that spaceporn look going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211881)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:22 AM
Author: Domesticated Citrine Liquid Oxygen

another sim glitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213127)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: Coiffed Jet-lagged Halford Sex Offender

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39225088)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:06 PM
Author: vermilion diverse parlour

My wife needed quality and focused representation in a complex legal matter. We were referred to Mr. Hook by another talented lawyer and trusted friend. Mr. Hook did an exemplary job in handling the matter and, most importantly, provided frequent status updates along the way. I highly recommend his services. He is extremely client oriented, a staunch advocate for his clients, and clearly respected by his peers (including his adversaries).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210562)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:07 PM
Author: vermilion diverse parlour

Mr Hook did research for me on case that was 51 years old and originally handled by his grandfather. I was completely lost on all aspects of this case because of the time factor. Mr Hook retrieved all the records, represented me in court and provided me with options. I am totally satisfied with his work and integrity and has my utmost trust when i request his services in the near future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210569)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:07 PM
Author: vermilion diverse parlour

Mr Hook did research for me on case that was 51 years old and originally handled by his grandfather. I was completely lost on all aspects of this case because of the time factor. Mr Hook retrieved all the records, represented me in court and provided me with options. I am totally satisfied with his work and integrity and has my utmost trust when i request his services in the near future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210571)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:10 AM
Author: Heady azure goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211730)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:09 PM
Author: Charcoal dog poop

"Allstate is using people who are borderline retarded to adjust complex claims."

I've heard crazier things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210582)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:25 PM
Author: dun background story area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210638)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: Wine sick stage blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210644)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 6:09 PM
Author: overrated water buffalo skinny woman

yeah lol @ this shitlawyer thinking that insurance adjusters being retards is some area 51-level secret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220704)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:14 PM
Author: Rebellious black woman round eye

I fucking love this guy.

Was he disbarred?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210596)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz canary church building fanboi

the emails are only two weeks old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210609)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:17 PM
Author: Dull mood clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210614)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:18 PM
Author: Rebellious black woman round eye

Maybe this is is lawyer suicide so that he never has to practice again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210617)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:35 PM
Author: Dull mood clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210688)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: orange passionate stead people who are hurt

He would never be disbarred for this.

Likely 3 month suspension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220485)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:03 PM
Author: Underhanded trump supporter

He will be soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211108)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:02 PM
Author: Cocky Confused Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213905)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:15 PM
Author: Rebellious black woman round eye

Thomas Jefferson School of Law JD - Juris Doctor 2006

University of California, Santa Barbara BA - Bachelor of Arts 2003

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210604)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:19 PM
Author: Wine sick stage blood rage

CLSG, you gonna offer this man a job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210621)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 1:50 AM
Author: Chartreuse party of the first part

Nah, this guy is too unhinged. My e-mails are professional and aggressive with a touch of douchebag. But I would have zero problem with the state bar reading my letters. This guy would get my firm dismantled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217498)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:19 PM
Author: Dull mood clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210622)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:20 PM
Author: Rebellious black woman round eye

The pumo is (Klee)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210623)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:21 PM
Author: Dull mood clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210626)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Rose indian lodge old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211229)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: Jet shaky theater stage

this hook guy was posted on xo before, the google link to his yelp was purple for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210632)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: Dashing pea-brained cruise ship

(Peter Klee)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210647)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:57 PM
Author: ebony unholy national gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210790)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:17 PM
Author: Green fragrant circlehead forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210889)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:02 PM
Author: Cocky Confused Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213911)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:37 PM
Author: dun background story area

every e-mail is a gem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210695)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:41 PM
Author: Rose indian lodge old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210711)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:03 PM
Author: Cocky Confused Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213915)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:48 PM
Author: Bisexual pozpig home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215947)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:50 PM
Author: zombie-like jew dilemma

Fun read, but why is Sheppard Mullin doing insurance defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210757)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:12 PM
Author: dun background story area

add enough zeroes (e.g., 306 million gay boys) and we're all doing insurance defense in one way or another

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210861)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:50 AM
Author: Free-loading comical gas station

tbf why is this "biglaw" firm doing a shitlaw case that they value at $200K at most?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212019)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: harsh yellow nursing home digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213241)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:17 AM
Author: Yapping rehab hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213076)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:25 PM
Author: Free-loading comical gas station

shitty biglaw does glorified large shitlaw defense cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210924)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: cracking principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211270)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:10 AM
Author: Heady azure goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211732)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: trip fishy corn cake incel

I actually interviewed a Sheppard Mullin associate a few weeks ago. He had pretty legit credentials and said he went to Sheppard because he wanted to live in San Diego. He basically said the work was low dollar shitlaw, and he wanted out. I recommended a ding because I thought he was bring a histrionic crybaby shitting on Sheppard. But this makes me think I might have been harsh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211922)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:19 AM
Author: transparent roommate weed whacker

If his biglaw credentials were better than yours, you shouldn’t have doubted him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211957)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:49 AM
Author: Free-loading comical gas station

feldman is PUG/HLS and is literally a shitlaw rainmaker:

https://www.sheppardmullin.com/mfeldman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212015)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:40 AM
Author: Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater

Languages: Hebrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212487)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:54 PM
Author: Free-loading comical gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213846)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 10:39 AM
Author: sickened locus

He has an asshole appearance. Reminds me of the partner I primarily worked for in biglaw. Total fucking dick with the ability to go into toddler style rages (throwing pens, phone, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212891)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 4:31 PM
Author: obsidian floppy meetinghouse lettuce

He has an ideal appearance for a litigator. I have to admit, I would NEVER hire a non-Jew or someone with a soft face as a litigator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215092)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 4:29 PM
Author: obsidian floppy meetinghouse lettuce

He look pretty alpha and high-T for a kike. I would bet $100k he's on TRT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215085)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:51 PM
Author: Charcoal dog poop

You think he has atrophied balls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220620)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: thirsty kitchen

exactly - that's what stood out to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220599)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:58 PM
Author: ebony unholy national gunner

180. cslg sign him up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210792)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:13 PM
Author: Duck-like kink-friendly plaza ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210868)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:18 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Glittery Community Account Therapy

So this is exhibit 1 to what exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210892)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:19 PM
Author: 180 karate

I was not dumb enough to throw my life away doing litigation, but I'm guessing this is an exchit to some kind of motion to sanction are boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210900)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:26 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Glittery Community Account Therapy

Yeah didnt look at the date. Just a week or two ago. Was wondering at first if this was a disciplinary proceeding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210930)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:27 PM
Author: Free-loading comical gas station

22 respm Declaration (Motion related) Tue 11/26 12:01 PM

DECLARATION of Peter H. Klee In Support Of EX PARTE APPLICATION to Dismiss Case 20 filed by Defendant Allstate Insurance Company.(Feldman, Marc)

Att: 1 Exhibit Exhibit 1 to Declaration of Peter Klee ISO Ex Parte Application

21 9 pgs respm Memorandum in Support of Motion Tue 11/26 11:59 AM

MEMORANDUM in Support of EX PARTE APPLICATION to Dismiss Case 20 filed by Defendant Allstate Insurance Company. (Feldman, Marc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210933)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:05 PM
Author: Cocky Confused Wrinkle

I was assuming it was an exhibit to a Civil Harassment Restraining Order because the email with the "karma is a bitch paid in spades, I know where you live, Petey" is highlighted. If he somehow hadn't crossed the line before that, he definitely did there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213926)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: Bisexual pozpig home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215952)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:26 PM
Author: Bistre know-it-all useless brakes

i wanna hear the ostensibly reasonable and polite voicemail that he left. i love the idea of a lawyer sending these 180 emails and then acting like a totally normal dude over the phone and in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210929)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:40 PM
Author: burgundy soggy indirect expression whorehouse

This stood out to me as well

Guessing there may be some substance abuse issues at play here and he is firing off emails a la TT late at night while completely hammered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:56 PM
Author: nubile impressive genital piercing

This. He was on a bender on 11/23 that lasted into Sunday morning. With hilarious results.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211063)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Cobalt Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211535)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:18 AM
Author: Yapping rehab hunting ground

alcohol is so 180 we should all be on it all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213092)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:03 PM
Author: harsh yellow nursing home digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214344)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:30 PM
Author: nubile impressive genital piercing

Those gay boys at Sheppard Mullin might not have been so butthurt about the emails if they had been high or drunk. PAY UP FUCKFACES.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214531)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:31 PM
Author: harsh yellow nursing home digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214535)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 3:31 PM
Author: Yapping rehab hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214828)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:09 PM
Author: lemon frisky range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220214)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:07 PM
Author: Cocky Confused Wrinkle

I love doing that. Art of War. Send scathing email and then when they call you on the phone you pick up and are all, "OH, HEY! HOW'S IT GOING BUDDY!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213934)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 6:36 PM
Author: vigorous carnelian resort love of her life

(bitch who's afraid of confrontation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215681)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:52 PM
Author: Bisexual pozpig home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215955)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 6:28 PM
Author: laughsome emerald factory reset button

This is more alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220794)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:27 PM
Author: 180 karate

Can any CaliFags state a NYC firm with the equivalent prestige that Sheppard Mullen has in LA?

Trying to get the context right here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210932)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:28 PM
Author: Bistre know-it-all useless brakes

kramer levin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210941)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:51 PM
Author: aqua medicated cumskin immigrant

Katten

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211032)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:09 PM
Author: sickened locus

Brown rudnick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211446)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:28 PM
Author: Free-loading comical gas station

UPDATE: looks like USDJ issued an OSC against hook yesterday and he's fucked:

MINUTES (IN CHAMBERS) by Judge Otis D. Wright, II: On November 26, 2019, Defendant Allstate Insurance Company filed an Ex Parte Application against Plaintiffs Alan Baker and Linda B. Oliver20 . In that Application, Defendant requests an order (1) dismissing the case with prejudice; (2) disqualifying Mr. Christopher G. Hook as Plaintiffs Counsel; (3) entering a Temporary Restraining Order against Mr. Hook;(4) issuing a Protective Order preventing depositions; and (5) sanctions. (See Ex Parte Appl.) Hitherto, Plaintiffs have failed to oppose Defendants Application; thus, the Court finds that the Application is unopposed. Accordingly, the Court GRANTS Defendants request for a Protective Order to suspend all scheduled depositions until the resolution of this Application. Furthermore, the Court sets this matter for hearing on December 16, 2019, at 1:30 p.m. The Parties (including Mr. Baker, Ms. Oliver, and an Allstate representative) are ORDERED to appear and SHOW CAUSE why this matter should not be dismissed with prejudice, why Mr. Hook should not be disqualified asPlaintiffs Counsel, why this Court should not issue a restraining order, and why this Court should not sanction Mr. Hook. Failure to appear by either of the Plaintiffs shall be construed as a failure to comply with this Courts order and may result in sanctions. (lc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210944)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:37 PM
Author: ebony unholy national gunner

someone, please go help hook pro bono

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210980)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:13 PM
Author: sickened locus

Can you break this down for a trannymo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211457)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:39 AM
Author: Underhanded trump supporter

Hook = fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212394)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:16 PM
Author: Duck-like kink-friendly plaza ape

Can we file amicus briefs in support of this hero standing against Allstate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211466)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: Free-loading comical gas station

368 anonymous mentally ill lawyers who exercise their constitutional right to stand with christopher hook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211483)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:20 PM
Author: Duck-like kink-friendly plaza ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211490)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: Electric center

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211545)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: Insanely creepy marvelous travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211552)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: zombie-like jew dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211557)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:14 AM
Author: Heady azure goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211749)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:01 AM
Author: primrose jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211915)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:17 AM
Author: beady-eyed rigor mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211953)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 10:43 AM
Author: Provocative cyan bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212903)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:20 AM
Author: Yapping rehab hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213111)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: harsh yellow nursing home digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213246)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:08 PM
Author: Cocky Confused Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213940)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:13 PM
Author: rambunctious generalized bond casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213973)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:54 PM
Author: Maize spectacular internal respiration public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214282)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:06 PM
Author: demanding really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214364)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:30 PM
Author: nubile impressive genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214532)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 4:27 PM
Author: cracking principal's office

180 bazillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215071)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:53 PM
Author: violet curious stag film quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215956)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:54 PM
Author: Bisexual pozpig home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215963)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:42 PM
Author: Tripping Bright Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216571)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220406)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:14 PM
Author: orange passionate stead people who are hurt

Dracula and hitler hitler hitler write in support for Mr. Hook, Your Honor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220476)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:34 PM
Author: Opaque boyish toilet seat preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220549)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:51 PM
Author: thirsty kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220621)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 11:56 AM
Author: hairraiser hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39224302)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 1:48 PM
Author: iridescent hall elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39224928)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:06 AM
Author: trip fishy corn cake incel

Someone should go and do a live thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211928)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: thriller den

That's the judge that fucked those Prenda lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212002)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:03 PM
Author: Talented codepig

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214342)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 10:51 AM
Author: maroon locale doctorate

Why should Allstate SHOW CAUSE why this matter should not be dismissed with prejudice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212940)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:30 PM
Author: 180 karate

Faggots (((Feldman))) and (((Klee))) fucked up here. This is only going to boost his career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210949)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:33 PM
Author: violet curious stag film quadroon

180 this guy fucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210969)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:33 PM
Author: lemon frisky range

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210970)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:37 PM
Author: scarlet pungent bawdyhouse marketing idea

this guy is going to be disbarred, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210978)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:44 PM
Author: bespoke bat shit crazy legend

That or suspended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211000)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:58 PM
Author: 180 karate

Probably just go into alcohol / drtug counsling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211073)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:04 PM
Author: Free-loading comical gas station

yeah hard to get disbarred if ur not stealing client funds. EVERY disbarment case seems to be stealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211115)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:22 PM
Author: Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater

Yeah. I’d guess these antics will get him a lengthy suspension of a year or so that may end his career as a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211499)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 6:32 PM
Author: laughsome emerald factory reset button

Idk this is CA....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220811)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:12 AM
Author: Charcoal dog poop

Making multiple threats of violence is pretty hardcore. I doubt he's going to get away with just counseling. He's looking at disbarment or a long suspension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211739)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:12 AM
Author: Fluffy Library Half-breed

would he fit in at kirkland?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212433)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:30 PM
Author: Rebellious black woman round eye

He needs a shady gay lawyer that can attest to the fact that Klee is in fact a homosexual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211257)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed rigor mediation

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211358)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:15 PM
Author: Federal Soul-stirring Kitty Cat Trailer Park

lmao holy shit this guy is 180

this is the most awesome lawyer-related thing i have ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211464)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:29 PM
Author: Puce Ticket Booth Mental Disorder

Anytime now faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211531)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:09 PM
Author: Cocky Confused Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213946)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:36 PM
Author: Fluffy Library Half-breed

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/p/AF1QipNz7dgXnVtIecuE70RZRmbhPPWVxh6xDAREkfZ-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211576)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:37 PM
Author: Grizzly kitty sneaky criminal

i like how he dutifully copied the guy's lawyer on each email to comply with the ethics rules

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211582)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:09 AM
Author: Charcoal dog poop

Docket

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/16206729/alan-baker-v-allstate-insurance-company/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211724)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:20 AM
Author: Duck-like kink-friendly plaza ape

“Allstate has incurred more than $6370 in attorneys’ fees in bringing this ex parte application (not including the time reviewing and evaluating Mr. Hook’s barrage of emails)“

Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211780)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:23 AM
Author: Charcoal dog poop

Insurance companies are evil and deserve to have their asses kicked more, but law doesn't need more wacky shitheads, either. I side with Allstate this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211792)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:27 AM
Author: Duck-like kink-friendly plaza ape

Allstate is literally the worst insurance company of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211812)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:42 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Glittery Community Account Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212493)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 1:54 AM
Author: Chartreuse party of the first part

(State Farm adjuster)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217507)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: Bisexual pozpig home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215969)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:05 PM
Author: Charcoal dog poop

I've never represented an insurer or done insurance defense work. I've sued insurers. In fact, I'm taking a break from doing coverage research for a policyholder to write this post. Suing insurers is one of my favorite things in law. And I routinely tell people, "the insurance company is not your friend; don't trust them." Even so, sometimes people manage to be worse than insurers. This looks like one of those times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220439)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:21 AM
Author: splenetic native son of senegal

"Hey Klee you Cumstain the demand is now 302 million. Pay up fuckface."

LOL definitely a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211782)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: Cocky Confused Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213948)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: Bisexual pozpig home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215970)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: disrespectful mint heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39224275)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:26 AM
Author: splenetic native son of senegal

LOL 180, so many times I've wanted to send emails like this. It 100% should be permitted. Fuck all these rules about professional courtesy and shit. All defense lawyers for GC should be waterboarded and raped by Darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211809)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:53 AM
Author: flushed drunken pit gay wizard

shitlawyers are just as repugnant in the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211900)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater

most of the cursing and insulting language probably wouldn't result in this nutcase getting pwned, but telling the guy "I know where you live" and then emailing the guy his home address and apparently naming his wife was a bit over the line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213107)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: flushed drunken pit gay wizard

peter when you are done felating your copy boy tell Allstate the demand is now 305 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211894)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:02 AM
Author: nudist wonderful antidepressant drug lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211919)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:10 AM
Author: primrose jap

Cr response here is to say you were absolutely blackout drunk, take your mandatory AA or whatever they give you, and maybe you can avoid suspension or disbarment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211939)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:41 AM
Author: Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater

I don’t see any way he avoids a suspension here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212491)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:56 AM
Author: Tripping Bright Base

absolutely inappropriate conduct for litigation.

If only he had a racist law message board to rant on he could remain dignified in his emails

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212023)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:58 AM
Author: Free-loading comical gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212030)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 5:32 AM
Author: harsh yellow nursing home digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212247)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: violet curious stag film quadroon

it’s honiara

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213094)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 4:32 PM
Author: obsidian floppy meetinghouse lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215103)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:04 AM
Author: Underhanded trump supporter

From his AVVO reviews

"He wrote a letter on my behalf the next day. I appreciated Chris’s calm, collective, educated and firm approach. In the end, I didn’t have to go to court (which I was relieved), and Chris settled the dispute on my behalf. Chris is an excellent lawyer!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212416)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:36 AM
Author: harsh yellow nursing home digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212479)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:43 AM
Author: Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater

Sometimes you get Calm Chris, other times you get Cocaine Chris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212494)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:42 AM
Author: harsh yellow nursing home digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213259)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Rebellious black woman round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213807)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: Cocky Confused Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213954)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Free-loading comical gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214525)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 4:34 PM
Author: Green fragrant circlehead forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215114)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:57 PM
Author: Bisexual pozpig home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215976)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Wine sick stage blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212896)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:12 AM
Author: nubile impressive genital piercing

HEY KLEE YOU CUMSTAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213041)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Yapping rehab hunting ground

Judge Wright - by the way - is an old WEMED partner and insurance defense to the core. I have no clue why this guy keeps saying Judge Wright is going to run to his rescue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213105)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:24 AM
Author: thriller den

Also a Star Trek fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213144)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:41 AM
Author: harsh yellow nursing home digit ratio

Do u shitlaw 2?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213250)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 4:33 PM
Author: obsidian floppy meetinghouse lettuce

(confirmed shitlawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215110)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:09 PM
Author: exhilarant macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213942)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:19 PM
Author: nubile impressive genital piercing

PAY UP FUCKFACE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214009)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:57 PM
Author: Maize spectacular internal respiration public bath

😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214299)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: Underhanded trump supporter

His LinkedIn says it took 6 years to compete UG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214400)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater

wonder how many of his professors he threatened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214541)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 4:31 PM
Author: Charcoal dog poop

It would be an awesome twist if he is a Mormon who went on a two-year mission during undergrad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215097)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:05 PM
Author: Rebellious black woman round eye

Van Not-So-Wilder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215793)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:53 PM
Author: 180 karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216238)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 10:12 PM
Author: Bisexual pozpig home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216734)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:58 PM
Author: bateful masturbator fortuitous meteor

the other lawyer should be sanctioned trying to backdoor in emails clearly covered as confidential settlement negotiations. disgusting insurance defense counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216257)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:09 PM
Author: Tripping Bright Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216336)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: Puce Ticket Booth Mental Disorder

Anytime now faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216270)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: pearly brunch selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216766)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 10:30 PM
Author: pearly brunch selfie

This reminds me of a Texas litigator I faced in a case once. He made his career absolutely trolling insurance defense lawyers, but in reasonably high stakes cases brought by respectable companies. He was an absolute pest until the insurers just gave in. Had a drink with him after the case was over and he talked about how insurance companies are the biggest pussies out there and will use the same strategy for shit cases as they do for high-stakes cases. From the plaintiff's perspective, the marginal cost of firing off 20 emails to opposing counsel on borderline frivolous issues is low, yet they make defense costs balloon. Insurance companies being insurance companies, when they see legal fees start rising they'll just overpay and make things go away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216818)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:31 AM
Author: violet curious stag film quadroon

so you’re saying Hook might not be nuts after all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217648)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 6:20 AM
Author: Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater

He isn’t nuts. He’s torpedoed his career as a lawyer, which means he doesn’t have to do this anymore. It’s the rest of us who are insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217692)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 9:22 AM
Author: Yapping rehab hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217864)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 1:38 AM
Author: Dull mood clown

Is this national news? I read it on here yesterday, and I’m grtting emails and texts about it today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217481)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 7:05 AM
Author: Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater

it isn't, so you know some down low poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217701)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 9:30 AM
Author: Wine sick stage blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217895)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 9:32 AM
Author: nubile impressive genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217904)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Cocky Confused Wrinkle

Are you going to reply to my email today or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39218652)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: Dull mood clown

ANY TIME NOW FAGGOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39218867)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:02 PM
Author: nubile impressive genital piercing

UPDATE: It pains me to poast a link to ATL, but they found Hook's response, which was the wrong response.

https://abovethelaw.com/2019/12/small-firm-lawyer-tells-biglaw-team-to-eat-bowl-of-dicks-during-settlement-negotiations/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39219482)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:06 PM
Author: Cocky Confused Wrinkle

Could've been worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39219519)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:09 PM
Author: nubile impressive genital piercing

I'm pretty sure the only right move for Hook was to claim substance abuse and promise to undergo treatment. Instead, he said he did it intentionally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39219533)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: Dull mood clown

It was puffery! Always Be Closing faggot!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39219548)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: nubile impressive genital piercing

That judge is going to tell Hook to PAY UP FUCKFACE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39219561)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: thriller den

The best timeline would be the one where Judge Wright issues a one-line order saying exactly that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39224298)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:15 PM
Author: Cocky Confused Wrinkle

He could have said, "What is wrong with telling someone to eat a bowl of dicks? I was referring to the second definition here:

/dik/

Learn to pronounce

VULGAR SLANG

nounVULGAR SLANG

1.

a penis.

2.

NORTH AMERICAN

anything at all.

"you don't know dick about this—you haven't a clue!"

I was saying, "Eat a bowl of anything at all." What is offensive about that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39219568)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:08 PM
Author: Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater

cr, what a fucking idiot. "confidential negotiation tactic." LOL. this guy is just another dimwit shitlawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220206)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:01 PM
Author: Domesticated Citrine Liquid Oxygen

His writing is surprisingly cogent.

Full document here:

https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cacd.758790/gov.uscourts.cacd.758790.26.0.pdf



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220162)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:09 PM
Author: nubile impressive genital piercing

Surprisingly coherent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220217)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:12 PM
Author: Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater

I just started it, but he claims that the defendant relies on a "hearsay reference" that hook said he knew where gayface lived.

there's a fucking email from hook that says "I know where you live" and another one where you can tell hook typed his address, as well as gayface's wife's name.

this guy is going to get fucked up his ass by the court.

but, yeah, the writing is WAY better than I would have expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220226)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:15 PM
Author: nubile impressive genital piercing

No doubt. I'm just surprised that he managed to conjure up a legalistic argument.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220236)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:18 PM
Author: Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater

his argument that statements made in connection with settlement discussions are privileged and can't be used against him is 180. ONE WEIRD TRICK by which a lawyer can get away with anything, including threatening someone - just do it and throw in a reference to settling a case.

I also liked that he claims the emails contain statements "purportedly" made by him and his very good point that the emails haven't been properly authenticated so the court should disregard them.

I can't wait to see the end result of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220246)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:41 PM
Author: Underhanded trump supporter

It's retarded. He's going to get ass fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220334)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:36 PM
Author: Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater

This guy has shit judgment. he’s just compounding the problem by being misleading and outright lying to the court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220555)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Underhanded trump supporter

Otis Wright is going to put his geriatric long dick of the law in this kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39222427)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 6:28 PM
Author: Charcoal dog poop

It's not crazy, but it's also not very persuasive, and it will be easy for any slightly motivated judge to overcome the nitpicking procedural and evidentiary objections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220793)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 6:33 PM
Author: nubile impressive genital piercing

Obviously it's a very dumb argument. But after reading his emails it's just surprising that he can string complete sentences together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220822)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Dull mood clown

(Xo 2019)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220243)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 6:12 PM
Author: Charcoal dog poop

It was for effect! If you don't buy that, it was out of frustration and anger!

Good luck with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220716)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:09 PM
Author: Topaz startled pervert

This guy is funny, but kind of a 162 version of the Alpha Aspie ADA.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&mc=366&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220213)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:23 PM
Author: iridescent hall elastic band

"you will be lucky to work as a notary public in El Cajon"

what's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220261)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:45 PM
Author: Cocky Confused Wrinkle

What's even funnier about this is that a common insult among San Diego lawyers is, "You'll be chasing ambulances in El Cajon." He took it to a whole new level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220345)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:49 PM
Author: iridescent hall elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220367)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: cracking principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39223294)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: disrespectful mint heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39224286)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:46 PM
Author: Hyperactive theater

Can we all please take a moment to shit on the humorless ShepardMullin ID lawyers who are trying to ruin this guy’s career?

Having an opposing counsel as entertaining as hook would be a godsend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220350)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:55 PM
Author: Dull mood clown

I agree until the “I know where you live”/ “I’m going to beat it out of you” shit. Fuck that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220394)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:24 PM
Author: orange passionate stead people who are hurt

Pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220512)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:07 AM
Author: Twinkling Place Of Business School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39222449)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:08 PM
Author: Charcoal dog poop

You wouldn't take the opportunity to win your client's case early?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220452)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 9:53 AM
Author: Yapping rehab hunting ground

(guy who is completely unfamiliar with how ID law works)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39223605)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:13 AM
Author: Charcoal dog poop

In context, I don't know what you're getting at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39227586)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:37 PM
Author: ivory costumed roast beef lay

i've had "amusing" OCs, not like this but, bad. its never fun when you're involved in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220556)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:50 PM
Author: Cocky Confused Wrinkle

I'm involved in a heated back-and-forth email exchange right now with some asshole from La Jolla.

He essentially made a veiled threat to report me to the bar if I file a lawsuit against his client and I asked him, "Are you threatening me with disciplinary action to gain an advantage?"

I'm getting ready to pull out my favorite little trick for assholes like this. I never copy my clients on emails. Now that we are in the middle of a heated exchange, the next time he replies to me I'm going to cc my client. When he hits "reply all" I'm going to fire back, "Why are you communicating with my client? I never authorized you to do that."

Has never failed to scare the absolute shit out of OC. But yeah, I really don't like the emotions these exchanges tend to bring up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220619)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 7:17 AM
Author: ebony unholy national gunner

lmao at this extreme shitlaw tactic

also why do you have 'clients' i thought you were gc of 32 companies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39223204)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 9:50 AM
Author: Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater

it's funny that the "copy client" trick is so prevalent in small/shitlaw. when I started out, I worked for a solo who would routinely do this. opposing counsel, every time, wrote back "you should probably go read the rules of ethics, and also don't copy your client if you don't want them to see my response" or something like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39223591)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 4:28 PM
Author: Charcoal dog poop

I always check the addresses before I reply.

Do shitlaw opposing counsel think I'm some sort of tactical genius?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39229726)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 9:54 AM
Author: Yapping rehab hunting ground

lol, if someone tried this retarded trick on me I'd say "if you believe what I did is unethical, you have a legal obligation to report it." that would shut you up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39223611)



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Date: October 1st, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Odious degenerate double fault

Wish rach hadn’t scrambled; I’d love to know which poster misunderstands ex parte comms so badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#41023270)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 8:36 AM
Author: Underhanded trump supporter

lol, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39223362)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:50 PM
Author: thirsty kitchen

Shitlaw dood sending unhinged emails at 4:27 a.m. is DEFINITELY not on a coke bender - no, sir!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220611)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 6:26 PM
Author: Bisexual pozpig home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220777)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:08 AM
Author: Twinkling Place Of Business School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39222451)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 10:11 AM
Author: Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater

judging from the content of emails this guy had to be on a multi-day meth bender.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39223697)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 11:44 AM
Author: Underhanded trump supporter

(voice of experience)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39224250)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:48 PM
Author: Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater

probably shocking to most poasters here, but I have never done meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39224578)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 4:03 PM
Author: Underhanded trump supporter

Tbf, I am surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39225615)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 9:14 AM
Author: Impertinent Location Volcanic Crater

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39228034)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:06 AM
Author: Navy foreskin windowlicker



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Date: December 13th, 2019 4:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed rigor mediation



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Date: December 14th, 2019 5:30 PM
Author: Gold appetizing keepsake machete

How's Sheppard Mullin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39265840)



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Date: December 17th, 2019 3:50 PM
Author: charismatic pink stock car

Dude is going to get got...

By Lauren Berg

Law360, Los Angeles (December 16, 2019, 10:51 PM EST) -- A California federal judge laid into a Culver City attorney in court Monday and said the lawyer should be kicked out of the profession for sending opposing counsel profanity-laced, threatening emails demanding Allstate settle an insurance coverage suit.

The packed hearing in downtown Los Angeles started at 1:30 p.m. with no sign of the attorney in question, Christopher G. Hook of the Law Offices of Christopher G. Hook, so U.S. District Judge Otis D. Wright II instead turned to Hook’s clients, Alan Baker and his wife Linda B. Oliver.

Baker and Oliver indicated they didn’t know their attorney had been threatening Allstate Insurance Co.’s counsel and their families until after Allstate filed a motion for sanctions. When they found out, they fired Hook and hired Matthew B. O'Hanlon of Barnes & Thornburg LLP.

Because the couple knew nothing about their former attorney’s behavior, Judge Wright took his threat of dismissing the case without prejudice off the table and turned to the issue of sanctioning Hook for his conduct.

That’s when Hook stood up from the front row in the audience and announced his presence.

“Were you hiding?” Wright asked angrily. “Were you waiting to make a fashionable entrance?”

Hook sent dozens of profanity-laced emails that escalated to discriminatory slurs and threats of physical violence to Allstate’s witnesses, attorneys and their families in an effort to force Allstate into a multimillion-dollar settlement, according to Allstate’s ex-parte application seeking a restraining order and sanctions against Hook.

Allstate said the case is about a simple insurance dispute over what it costs to repair water damage to the Bakers' house, where the amount in dispute is about $200,000. But Hook demanded hundreds of millions of dollars for his former clients. In one email to Allstate's counsel, Hook said, "Hey fuck face today only the claim is on sale for [$]303 million."

Calling Allstate’s counsel “gay boys,” “faggots,” and “fucktards,” Hook sent other emails saying he was going to “waterboard each one of [Allstate’s] trolls that show up for depo” and would go “bat shit crazy on you mother fucking cock suckers,” according to the application.

Taking the threats further, Hook said he knew where an Allstate attorney lived and knew his wife’s name, the application states.

“As a result of Mr. Hook’s threats, Allstate’s counsel had no choice but to take the disconcerting step of warning his family members that they may be in danger,” the application says. “Mr. Hook’s actions go beyond the pale of anything that should be tolerated anywhere — let alone in a legal proceeding.”

Slamming his hands on the bench at Monday’s hearing, Judge Wright said he had never seen such behavior before and advised members of the audience to leave if they were “easily offended” by profane language.

Hook did not deny sending the emails and said it was an aggressive negotiating strategy to get Allstate to come to the settlement table, but it turned into anger when Allstate's counsel wouldn't return his phone calls.

“Obviously I failed to conduct myself in a professional manner,” Hook said. “It was a mistake.”

“You threatened people,” Judge Wright responded. “You called them every name under the sun.”

Judge Wright, a retired Marine Corps serviceman and police officer, said he was angry that Hook had not only threatened Allstate’s counsel, but also threatened their wives and families, and said if Hook had threatened his family he would have come after the attorney.

While Hook said he believes his profane emails are protected under the First Amendment, Judge Wright cut him off and said he had sworn in 100 new lawyers this month who were “so happy and so proud to be lawyers.”

“You just trashed their profession. You’re going to pay for this. You’re going to pay for this in a number of ways," the judge said. "You’re going to write a check. That’s just the first thing. You’ve been acting like a gangster. Tell you what, slick, this profession doesn’t need you.”

Judge Wright abruptly ended the hearing after telling Hook he would do what he could to remove him from the legal profession.

Baker and his wife first filed suit in Los Angeles County Superior Court in August, accusing Allstate of failing to hold up their end of a homeowners insurance agreement before it was transferred to the Central District of California in September.

The couple own a historic four-bedroom home, valued at about $3.6 million, in Los Angeles that was severely damaged by a bad plumbing line. They have a “deluxe homeowners’ insurance policy” with Allstate, according to the complaint. After the plumbing flood, the couple said Allstate paid for water damage remediation services, which included removing thousands of square feet of ruined flooring and wood, as well as a $15,000-per-month rental home for the Bakers to live in while their home is being repaired.

But ever since the Bakers found a contractor to complete the renovation and repairs on the house, the couple said Allstate has caused delays and has been “slow paying” the repair process. The couple said the insurance company is trying to pressure them into settling their claim and the resulting repairs.

The suit includes claims of breach of contract, breach of implied covenant of good faith and fair dealing, negligence, intentional infliction of emotional distress and elder financial abuse. The couple is seeking damages and permanent injunctive relief, according to the suit.

“I am pleased the court did not dismiss my former clients’ case, and that they can move forward with new counsel without distraction,” Hook told Law360 in an email following the hearing Monday.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39279564)



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Date: December 17th, 2019 3:59 PM
Author: Balding titillating box office depressive

Lol . . .he orchestrated that late entrance with his clients to get them off the hook and probably avoid a grievance from them. 180. He pwned that judge in a way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39279598)



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Date: December 17th, 2019 4:02 PM
Author: cracking principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39279613)



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Date: December 17th, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: Gold appetizing keepsake machete

off the hook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39281106)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 12:30 AM
Author: Balding titillating box office depressive

It was a show cause hearing and they were in some danger of getting their case bounced. He hid for the first part of the hearing to distance himself from the merits of bouncing the case, then once the judge decided to retain it (because they had subbed in a new lawyer and the malefactor was nowhere to be found), he pulled a SURPRISE BITCH from the front row. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39282271)



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Date: January 8th, 2020 2:43 AM
Author: transparent roommate weed whacker



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Date: January 8th, 2020 2:54 AM
Author: Cocky Confused Wrinkle



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Date: January 8th, 2020 8:45 AM
Author: Duck-like kink-friendly plaza ape



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Date: January 8th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: violet curious stag film quadroon



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Date: January 15th, 2020 11:30 PM
Author: violet curious stag film quadroon



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Date: February 20th, 2020 12:14 AM
Author: Dull mood clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39622491)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 2:15 AM
Author: Dull mood clown

Reminder: xo broke the Chris Hook story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#40101024)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 5:03 AM
Author: cracking principal's office



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Date: October 1st, 2020 1:26 AM
Author: Dull mood clown



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Date: October 1st, 2020 1:55 AM
Author: Odious degenerate double fault

Lol, no suspension, no nothing other than $17k sanctions. https://news.bloomberglaw.com/legal-ethics/profanity-laden-emails-earn-sanctions-for-california-attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#41023286)



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Date: October 1st, 2020 3:48 PM
Author: Dull mood clown

100% worth it then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#41026591)



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Date: October 18th, 2020 8:11 PM
Author: Rose indian lodge old irish cottage



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Date: February 24th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Peach ungodly garrison



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:14 PM
Author: bespoke bat shit crazy legend



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Date: December 1st, 2020 2:32 PM
Author: Rebellious black woman round eye

180

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Date: October 19th, 2020 10:28 AM
Author: violet curious stag film quadroon



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Date: December 1st, 2020 2:18 PM
Author: violet curious stag film quadroon



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Date: May 9th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: doobsian lascivious sound barrier



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Date: May 9th, 2021 12:29 PM
Author: doobsian lascivious sound barrier

lol the judge was such a faggot in this case

https://www.abajournal.com/news/article/this-profession-doesnt-need-you-judge-tells-lawyer-who-sent-bowl-of-dicks-emails



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#42429789)



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Date: June 18th, 2021 12:05 AM
Author: violet curious stag film quadroon



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:05 PM
Author: Dull mood clown



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:13 PM
Author: contagious white tank

No discipline. LJL at judges who can't handle a slightly spicy settlement negotiation.

http://members.calbar.ca.gov/fal/Licensee/Detail/255080

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#42825991)



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Date: March 20th, 2024 3:24 AM
Author: violet curious stag film quadroon



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Date: March 20th, 2024 4:02 AM
Author: violet curious stag film quadroon

Hey Klee you cumstain the demand is now 302 million. Pay up fuckface.

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Date: March 20th, 2024 4:02 AM
Author: violet curious stag film quadroon

306 million gay boys.

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Date: March 20th, 2024 4:04 AM
Author: violet curious stag film quadroon

Malilgagio seeley and barbee may not be too smart but at least they have some fucking dignity and honor unlike you two limp dick motherfuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#47509359)



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Date: March 20th, 2024 4:04 AM
Author: violet curious stag film quadroon

I understand the position you are in. I'm going to let the long dick of the law fuck Allstate for all of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#47509360)



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Date: March 20th, 2024 4:05 AM
Author: violet curious stag film quadroon

You are going to get fucking tattooed across the face Klee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#47509361)