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Wife wants me to buy a $1.5M house in WESTCHESTER

Property taxes $33,000. 7 minute drive + 60 minute train ...
violet tantric roast beef
  12/09/19
You're dun here.
Costumed messiness
  12/09/19
Is she SAHM? If no, where does she commute to?
well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan
  12/09/19
SAHM
violet tantric roast beef
  12/09/19
That sounds like some very expensive vagina. If you thou...
Bat-shit-crazy principal's office foreskin
  12/09/19
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Smoky Passionate Faggot Firefighter Deer Antler
  12/09/19
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Talking Center
  12/10/19
But...she runs a small consignment store that should be prof...
ebony swollen stain
  12/10/19
"This is MY business and I need MY money! Don't you res...
Nighttime Hell
  07/26/21
LJL
At-the-ready embarrassed to the bone turdskin
  09/29/21
180000
aquamarine toilet seat locale
  01/04/20
Cop this 4 bedroom 2500 sf spot in Pelham for $925k. htt...
well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan
  12/09/19
I work 1 block from GC 80% white isn't good enough for he...
violet tantric roast beef
  12/09/19
>> 80% white isn't good enough for her she won't ev...
jet space corn cake
  12/09/19
is your wife *also* a spoiled UMC JAP who went to UMich?
violet tantric roast beef
  12/09/19
not nearly to that degree. she's very redpilled though
jet space corn cake
  12/09/19
She’s right 7/10 is garbage since state rankings are n...
blathering boistinker
  12/10/19
*wakes up next to this megacunt* *drinks a gallon of bleach...
motley market juggernaut
  12/10/19
how did it turn into an 8/10?
jet space corn cake
  12/10/19
New principal with BA in liberal studies
blathering boistinker
  12/10/19
Protip: no one's life has ever been ruined because they atte...
naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria
  12/10/19
...
violet tantric roast beef
  12/10/19
or even a 7/10 school it's really just dogwhistle for &qu...
Duck-like electric pit giraffe
  12/10/19
If you want that then live in a place where UMC white kids l...
naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria
  12/10/19
wouldn't be surprised if these rankings have a diversity met...
Violent Burgundy Sandwich Heaven
  12/10/19
in NY they do. that is why pelham is even that high. place i...
Wonderful spruce parlour twinkling uncleanness
  12/10/19
Do you have any idea how they come up with the rating for th...
blathering boistinker
  12/10/19
Many schools in suburbs are multi-track anyway. So sure, yo...
naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria
  12/10/19
I’m simply addressing why 10/10 is mandatory because t...
blathering boistinker
  12/10/19
I understand that LA and generally inner city public schools...
naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria
  12/10/19
that chink has a family!
violet tantric roast beef
  12/10/19
No one gives a shit about LA.
Violent Burgundy Sandwich Heaven
  12/10/19
lmao
talented cheese-eating brunch
  01/04/20
you got gaped by TMF. JFC.
violet tantric roast beef
  12/10/19
be less poor and send kids to private school?
abusive dysfunction ticket booth
  09/28/21
holy shit was this nutella?
alcoholic scarlet locus
  07/26/21
$925 for a house that needs to be gutted. Jfc.
aphrodisiac dilemma goal in life
  12/09/19
...
Flushed Razzmatazz Jewess
  12/10/19
Oh no, you just COULDN'T live like that! You people deserve...
naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria
  12/10/19
Think of how many people work remotely in 2019. Then think b...
cruel-hearted concupiscible state water buffalo
  12/09/19
I don't know anyone working remotely besides some chicks who...
well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan
  12/09/19
Because they are just a "short" 80 minute commute ...
cruel-hearted concupiscible state water buffalo
  12/09/19
I would think that increase in remote workers would drive pe...
well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan
  12/09/19
like every big company in america is moving towards increase...
Violent Burgundy Sandwich Heaven
  12/10/19
how many sq. ft? this could be higher than my part of the ba...
abusive dysfunction ticket booth
  12/09/19
assuming its a house not a reconfigured phone booth
Exciting Fishy Orchestra Pit Ape
  12/09/19
1 hour train ride means he must be up near Pleasentville. He...
well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan
  12/09/19
lol @ seeing that 9200/month. lol.
Exciting Fishy Orchestra Pit Ape
  12/09/19
Hideous
Costumed messiness
  12/09/19
Agreed. Only boomers and proles want houses over 2,500 s...
well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan
  12/09/19
The outside looks like a low rent apartment complex.
Costumed messiness
  12/09/19
lmao that house should be that mcmansion mockery blog
Slimy Azn
  12/09/19
oh, ok. fucking a. it's not a point of pride for me or anyth...
abusive dysfunction ticket booth
  12/09/19
More.
naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria
  12/10/19
OP here. it's a bit smaller than that
violet tantric roast beef
  12/09/19
Houses from the late 80s and early 90s always have such SHIT...
Mind-boggling Shrine Weed Whacker
  12/09/19
less than 4000 sq ft
violet tantric roast beef
  12/09/19
ENJOY Chappaqua
jet space corn cake
  12/09/19
LJL. See above.
well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan
  12/09/19
Lol that is pretty bad for Chappaqua We looked at a very ...
jet space corn cake
  12/09/19
Wait -- maybe I'm mixing you up with ARE Reptile, but are yo...
well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan
  12/09/19
he's too gay for brooklyn manhattan for life--needs to be...
violet tantric roast beef
  12/09/19
I'm already gone breh
jet space corn cake
  12/09/19
oh God no. I'm more likely to end up in Montana than in Broo...
jet space corn cake
  12/09/19
Pretty sure he is Fairfield County.
Aqua beady-eyed point
  12/10/19
I'm not, but I think Fairfield County offers much better tax...
jet space corn cake
  12/10/19
jfc
unhinged church immigrant
  12/09/19
If that far away, just do Greenwish, which is cheap as fuck ...
well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan
  12/09/19
He will do a lot better for his money in Darien new Canaan o...
jet space corn cake
  12/09/19
Not trying to kill OP with an completely absurd commute. Try...
well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan
  12/09/19
i'm a biglaw partner. already contemplating killself at a 1 ...
violet tantric roast beef
  12/09/19
Cop an appartment share to spend two weekday nights in MFH.
well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan
  12/09/19
lol wife will accuse me of carrying on an affair
violet tantric roast beef
  12/09/19
Reminder her how bald you are.
well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan
  12/09/19
i am a recedinghairlinemo, but i only look balder bc my hair...
violet tantric roast beef
  12/09/19
Tha fuck? Nordicmo here. Hair looks thick AF.
well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan
  12/09/19
Fair enough. Darien during rush hour is ~ 1 hour. Taxes a...
jet space corn cake
  12/09/19
schools in the district you linked to aren't good enough for...
violet tantric roast beef
  12/09/19
Why the fuck is your wife making these decisions?
well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan
  12/09/19
bc otherwise i'll never hear the end of it
violet tantric roast beef
  12/09/19
*misspelled because I am a gigantic pussy
Costumed messiness
  12/09/19
Sounds like you already established that you're the beta in ...
well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan
  12/09/19
you'll eat your words when you have kids
violet tantric roast beef
  12/09/19
Yeah -- that's why I gave myself the out. FML.
well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan
  12/09/19
lol it's not like you'll ever see her or your kids anyways i...
Violent Burgundy Sandwich Heaven
  12/10/19
the OP's shrew wife would probably want to put at least $300...
Violent Burgundy Sandwich Heaven
  12/10/19
This
slate tattoo
  01/04/20
this post did NOT age well
Nighttime Hell
  07/26/21
UMC life sounds like a nightmare i commuted for about 1.5...
ruby range
  12/09/19
lol, yeah his wife will love that when they have kids
jet space corn cake
  12/09/19
His wife will take that deal or he will walk.
Canary Vivacious Resort Dragon
  07/26/21
just homeschool your kids in rural new mexico you pussy
dead fear-inspiring nursing home
  12/09/19
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Mind-boggling Shrine Weed Whacker
  12/09/19
TITMFCR
Histrionic Flirting Theater Degenerate
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bespoke fanboi codepig
  12/10/19
why would you choose this life. if you had a blank slate and...
Big Citrine Sanctuary Philosopher-king
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aphrodisiac dilemma goal in life
  12/09/19
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Cerebral poppy karate
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dead fear-inspiring nursing home
  12/09/19
*toils 8 years in biglaw* *is finally made partner with the...
Bistre indecent bawdyhouse legal warrant
  12/10/19
Sunk costs, buddy.
Flushed Razzmatazz Jewess
  12/10/19
real money that you can spend on a house that is 1/2 the siz...
Slap-happy white famous landscape painting travel guidebook
  12/10/19
...
Flushed Razzmatazz Jewess
  12/10/19
I don't know about the "move to a different state"...
naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria
  12/10/19
cr everyone ITT is completely insane
Slap-happy white famous landscape painting travel guidebook
  12/10/19
...
Disrespectful provocative feces set
  12/10/19
Only worth it if 3+ kids
slate tattoo
  12/09/19
Will never understand why you maniacs don’t just move ...
Contagious filthpig
  12/10/19
Uh because there are no jobs there?
Harsh internal respiration brethren
  12/10/19
Plenty of great jobs in Charlotte, Atlanta, Houston, Dallas,...
Excitant Rose Stead
  12/10/19
None of these are $500k mansions with 15 minute drives citie...
naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria
  12/10/19
...
dead fear-inspiring nursing home
  12/10/19
good point it's a 30 minute drive for the $500K mansion. cal...
Slap-happy white famous landscape painting travel guidebook
  12/10/19
These are fairly large cities. You're trying to talk about ...
naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria
  12/10/19
this is flame all housing stock is overpriced and traffic...
dead fear-inspiring nursing home
  12/10/19
But saying move to Houston or Atlanta to avoid traffic is es...
naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria
  12/10/19
This is right for a "mansion" but you can live clo...
Costumed messiness
  12/10/19
You can live much cheaper and closer in the NYC area too.
naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria
  12/10/19
there are jobs everywhere you're all just quislings You t...
Slap-happy white famous landscape painting travel guidebook
  12/10/19
*drives 15 minutes to $65k shitlaw job* *is the most succes...
Bistre indecent bawdyhouse legal warrant
  12/10/19
...
Cerebral poppy karate
  12/10/19
Do you guys really have jobs where you can just transfer it ...
naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria
  12/10/19
most corporate jobs you can find something doing something s...
Violent Burgundy Sandwich Heaven
  12/10/19
I've known several law partners that have changed cities/sta...
Costumed messiness
  12/10/19
What is this GreatSchools thing? Is it a ranking of public ...
internet-worthy indigo son of senegal trailer park
  12/10/19
In my experience, this is the majority of biglaw partners. A...
Bistre indecent bawdyhouse legal warrant
  12/10/19
Who cares what your wife wants do what you want and make her...
Harsh internal respiration brethren
  12/10/19
Queens + private school.
jade goyim
  12/10/19
And pay city income tax? Fuck that.
naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria
  12/10/19
yeah this ends up wayyy more expensive overall. i'd alway...
jet space corn cake
  12/10/19
Not that $33k/year property taxes is anything to sneeze at, ...
naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria
  12/10/19
supposing they have 2 kids, tuition for 2 plus city income t...
jet space corn cake
  12/10/19
Agreed. This was the calculation my wife and I did too when...
naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria
  12/10/19
you also get one other benefit -- a town tends to be a lot m...
jet space corn cake
  12/10/19
100% cr.
naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria
  12/10/19
Titcr
curious silver sex offender
  01/04/20
Hey here's a totally wild and crazy idea for you: say no and...
Amethyst zippy school idiot
  12/10/19
His wife would probably get sick at the mere thought of livi...
irradiated peach marketing idea blood rage
  01/04/20
fucking LJL i know someone who just bought a house up in ...
alcoholic scarlet locus
  01/04/20
where do YOU live shithead
violet tantric roast beef
  01/04/20
homoville brooklyn
alcoholic scarlet locus
  01/04/20
LJL sorry u couldnt afford manhattan
violet tantric roast beef
  01/04/20
i can afford to live in manhattan. i wouldn't move back the...
alcoholic scarlet locus
  01/04/20
lol. brooklyn is a fucking shithole.
violet tantric roast beef
  01/04/20
i'm surrounded by neither, actually.
alcoholic scarlet locus
  01/04/20
brooklyn's still a shithole enjoy your bridge & tunne...
violet tantric roast beef
  01/04/20
(literal gay jewish man)
alcoholic scarlet locus
  01/04/20
This was one of the reasons i left NYC big law. I remember g...
cruel-hearted concupiscible state water buffalo
  01/04/20
TCR
Floppy deranged den headpube
  01/04/20
This
trip piazza cumskin
  01/04/20
Cuck. I know plenty of attendings (who aren't nearly as rich...
orange seedy queen of the night mad cow disease
  01/04/20
Cannot even imagine doing that commute plus NYC biglaw.
Disturbing meetinghouse national security agency
  01/04/20
still better than letting your kids grow up in this shithole
alcoholic scarlet locus
  06/05/20
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alcoholic scarlet locus
  02/13/21
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slippery splenetic lay
  06/05/20
Something that I dont get. You're a big law partner so a big...
orange seedy queen of the night mad cow disease
  02/13/21
"You're a big law partner so a bigshot like cslg."...
twinkling temple nibblets
  02/13/21
CSLG is a hero of the people. beloved by the common man. he ...
abusive dysfunction ticket booth
  09/28/21
how did you end up OP
alcoholic scarlet locus
  07/26/21
I have a kid and OP sounds like a pussy
Transparent New Version Rehab
  07/26/21
a bussy even
alcoholic scarlet locus
  07/26/21
chappaqua always seeemed like tcr if you actually have some ...
Exciting Fishy Orchestra Pit Ape
  07/26/21
did you
awkward iridescent gas station milk
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...
awkward iridescent gas station milk
  09/28/21
I have a House
Sapphire indirect expression hospital
  09/28/21
Me 2. You like yours?
Amethyst zippy school idiot
  09/28/21
Yes, can't wait to move in.
Sapphire indirect expression hospital
  09/28/21
town?
awkward iridescent gas station milk
  09/29/21


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Date: December 9th, 2019 8:15 PM
Author: violet tantric roast beef

Property taxes $33,000.

7 minute drive + 60 minute train ride, or 1-hour drive (assuming no traffic, LJL) into MFH to toil as a biglaw service partner at a V50

FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239427)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 8:21 PM
Author: Costumed messiness

You're dun here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239461)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 8:25 PM
Author: well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan

Is she SAHM? If no, where does she commute to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239476)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:16 PM
Author: violet tantric roast beef

SAHM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239753)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 8:31 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy principal's office foreskin

That sounds like some very expensive vagina.

If you thought married guys don't pay for sex....guess again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239513)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:56 PM
Author: Smoky Passionate Faggot Firefighter Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239960)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 7:20 AM
Author: Talking Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241381)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 5:33 PM
Author: ebony swollen stain

But...she runs a small consignment store that should be profitable in a few yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39244340)



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Date: July 26th, 2021 4:13 AM
Author: Nighttime Hell

"This is MY business and I need MY money! Don't you respect ME?" (you end up paying $45k a year so she can "earn" $20k)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#42842576)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 4:58 AM
Author: At-the-ready embarrassed to the bone turdskin

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#43194721)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 4:22 PM
Author: aquamarine toilet seat locale

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39377345)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 8:36 PM
Author: well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan

Cop this 4 bedroom 2500 sf spot in Pelham for $925k.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/250-1st-St-Pelham-NY-10803/33081203_zpid/

Don't need more than that.

5 min walk to the train. 30 min train into grand central.

And if you don't work near grand central, you should not be living in WC.

Elementary school is 80% White.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239536)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:17 PM
Author: violet tantric roast beef

I work 1 block from GC

80% white isn't good enough for her

school in that district is only 7/10 on greatschools. needs to be 9/10 or higher

she won't even consider towns like Pelham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239758)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 10:00 PM
Author: jet space corn cake

>> 80% white isn't good enough for her

she won't even consider towns like Pelham <<

(my wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239990)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 10:17 PM
Author: violet tantric roast beef

is your wife *also* a spoiled UMC JAP who went to UMich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39240100)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 10:23 PM
Author: jet space corn cake

not nearly to that degree. she's very redpilled though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39240157)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 9:25 AM
Author: blathering boistinker

She’s right 7/10 is garbage since state rankings are never that great overall. No longer in ny, but in CA, 10/10 is required. We moved into a neighborhood with a 10 elementary school and it’s turned into 8/10 over last 4 years. If you don’t have kids yet, just stay in the city until you do. These things can change by the time the kids are school age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241567)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 9:34 AM
Author: motley market juggernaut

*wakes up next to this megacunt*

*drinks a gallon of bleach*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241592)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: jet space corn cake

how did it turn into an 8/10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241796)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 12:04 PM
Author: blathering boistinker

New principal with BA in liberal studies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39242480)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria

Protip: no one's life has ever been ruined because they attended an 8/10 school instead of a 9/10 or even 10/10 school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241817)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 10:54 AM
Author: violet tantric roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39242060)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 10:55 AM
Author: Duck-like electric pit giraffe

or even a 7/10 school

it's really just dogwhistle for "i want my kids to be surrounded by UMC white kids with UMC white parents"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39242064)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 12:54 PM
Author: naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria

If you want that then live in a place where UMC white kids live. Whether that school is 7, 8, 9 or 10/10 doesn't really matter then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39242793)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 11:28 AM
Author: Violent Burgundy Sandwich Heaven

wouldn't be surprised if these rankings have a diversity metric anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39242274)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 1:21 PM
Author: Wonderful spruce parlour twinkling uncleanness

in NY they do. that is why pelham is even that high. place is a hole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39242946)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 12:01 PM
Author: blathering boistinker

Do you have any idea how they come up with the rating for the schools? In CA, the state average proficiency is 40% for math and 50% for English. if the avg test scores in math are roughly 75% and English at 80%, you have a 10/10 school. I went to public school for elementary and remember scoring like 99% on state exams because they are easy as hell. Scoring 75% is already retard level and that’s a 10/10 school. 10/10 is already shit. A 8/10 school means the students average scoring 60% in math and 65% in English. That’s a proxy for having more than 40% minorities. By middle and high school, the schools are like 5-6/10 because it’s 75% minorities. Also all the teachers and administrators are idiots with degrees in education even in 10/10 schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39242471)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 12:53 PM
Author: naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria

Many schools in suburbs are multi-track anyway. So sure, your kids will be in AP classes while losers won't be. So what?

"That’s a proxy for having more than 40% minorities."

Ok, but if you live in a decent suburb then that isn't going to be the case. You don't need proxies when you have demographic stats.

"By middle and high school, the schools are like 5-6/10 because it’s 75% minorities."

So then you'll see that since each school has an individual rating.

"Also all the teachers and administrators are idiots with degrees in education even in 10/10 schools."

Ok, so then how is that meaningful if it is universally true?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39242782)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 1:00 PM
Author: blathering boistinker

I’m simply addressing why 10/10 is mandatory because these ratings are already a joke. Also in LA, they bus in minorities to integrate the “rich” schools so living in a wealthy area doesn’t matter. Schools are also getting rid of gifted programs because they want everyone to be equal.

When you say their lives won’t be ruined if they attend a shittier school, that’s true when you’re talking elementary school, but after that, they will be beaten up by gangs, their lives may literally be ruined if they go a school that isn’t 10/10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39242841)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 1:02 PM
Author: naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria

I understand that LA and generally inner city public schools are sort of a different world. But we're talking about UMC suburbs here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39242850)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 1:19 PM
Author: violet tantric roast beef

that chink has a family!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39242935)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Violent Burgundy Sandwich Heaven

No one gives a shit about LA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39242996)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: talented cheese-eating brunch

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39377331)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 1:19 PM
Author: violet tantric roast beef

you got gaped by TMF. JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39242933)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: abusive dysfunction ticket booth

be less poor and send kids to private school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#43193624)



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Date: July 26th, 2021 2:12 AM
Author: alcoholic scarlet locus

holy shit was this nutella?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#42842457)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac dilemma goal in life

$925 for a house that needs to be gutted. Jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39240239)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: Flushed Razzmatazz Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241393)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 12:55 PM
Author: naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria

Oh no, you just COULDN'T live like that! You people deserve what you get.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39242804)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 8:37 PM
Author: cruel-hearted concupiscible state water buffalo

Think of how many people work remotely in 2019. Then think back to how many people worked remotely in 2009.

Don't see how these urban centers can keep appreciating in value. Especially when this younger generation starts being home buyers - they literally don't hang out with friends they just live their lives online. Can't see them springing an extra $900,000 to buy a house so they can be closer to "the city".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239543)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 8:38 PM
Author: well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan

I don't know anyone working remotely besides some chicks who "frelance" in dumb creative jobs that make no money.

Also, how is westchester 1 hour out from MFH a "center"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239552)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 8:50 PM
Author: cruel-hearted concupiscible state water buffalo

Because they are just a "short" 80 minute commute from NYC lolz - why else are they $1.5 mm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239606)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 8:53 PM
Author: well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan

I would think that increase in remote workers would drive people to such outer suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239622)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 8:33 AM
Author: Violent Burgundy Sandwich Heaven

like every big company in america is moving towards increased WFH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241462)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 8:40 PM
Author: abusive dysfunction ticket booth

how many sq. ft? this could be higher than my part of the bay area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239561)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 8:44 PM
Author: Exciting Fishy Orchestra Pit Ape

assuming its a house not a reconfigured phone booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239576)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 8:45 PM
Author: well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan

1 hour train ride means he must be up near Pleasentville. Here's an example $1.5mil house around there. 5 bd 5 ba 4,447 sqft

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/21-Neustadt-Ln-Chappaqua-NY-10514/33067271_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239581)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 8:47 PM
Author: Exciting Fishy Orchestra Pit Ape

lol @ seeing that 9200/month. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239590)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 8:47 PM
Author: Costumed messiness

Hideous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239591)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 8:48 PM
Author: well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan

Agreed.

Only boomers and proles want houses over 2,500 sf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239596)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 8:49 PM
Author: Costumed messiness

The outside looks like a low rent apartment complex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239600)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 8:47 PM
Author: Slimy Azn

lmao that house should be that mcmansion mockery blog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239592)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:10 PM
Author: abusive dysfunction ticket booth

oh, ok. fucking a. it's not a point of pride for me or anything but that house would be $3m in the bay area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239710)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria

More.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241494)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:18 PM
Author: violet tantric roast beef

OP here. it's a bit smaller than that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239767)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 10:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Shrine Weed Whacker

Houses from the late 80s and early 90s always have such SHIT aesthetics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39240185)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:18 PM
Author: violet tantric roast beef

less than 4000 sq ft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239768)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 8:41 PM
Author: jet space corn cake

ENJOY Chappaqua

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239566)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 8:46 PM
Author: well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan

LJL. See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239584)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 8:54 PM
Author: jet space corn cake

Lol that is pretty bad for Chappaqua

We looked at a very nice home there a number of years ago for ~$1.3m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239625)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:06 PM
Author: well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan

Wait -- maybe I'm mixing you up with ARE Reptile, but are you a Brooklyn for life bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239673)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:19 PM
Author: violet tantric roast beef

he's too gay for brooklyn

manhattan for life--needs to be able to get a mani/pedi on his block

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239779)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:55 PM
Author: jet space corn cake

I'm already gone breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239950)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:55 PM
Author: jet space corn cake

oh God no. I'm more likely to end up in Montana than in Brooklyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239948)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 7:44 AM
Author: Aqua beady-eyed point

Pretty sure he is Fairfield County.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241401)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 9:40 AM
Author: jet space corn cake

I'm not, but I think Fairfield County offers much better tax savings when you compare those towns to ones in Northern Westchester with similar commute times. Once you start getting to 55+ mins on the train, I think I'd rather be in Fairfield County.

You do pay more for taxes in So. Westchester per $1M of house, but then again you are a LOT closer to NYC. You just have to choose towns carefully. For example, Pelham is not a town I'd want to be in, for a variety of reasons, including some of the highest taxes in Westchester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241624)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 8:50 PM
Author: unhinged church immigrant

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239608)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 8:50 PM
Author: well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan

If that far away, just do Greenwish, which is cheap as fuck now.

Cop this 4000 sf colonial just a 5 min or less drive from the greenwich train station. Walkable to Greenwich ave for restaurants and for your kids to hang out at when they're older. This is the area that will appreciate in greenwich.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/76-Milbank-Ave-Greenwich-CT-06830/57310306_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239610)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 8:56 PM
Author: jet space corn cake

He will do a lot better for his money in Darien new Canaan or Westport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239636)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:03 PM
Author: well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan

Not trying to kill OP with an completely absurd commute. Trying to keep train ride 1 hour.

Also, too many kikes in westport.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239662)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:20 PM
Author: violet tantric roast beef

i'm a biglaw partner. already contemplating killself at a 1 hr train ride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239782)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:22 PM
Author: well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan

Cop an appartment share to spend two weekday nights in MFH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239785)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:24 PM
Author: violet tantric roast beef

lol wife will accuse me of carrying on an affair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239795)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan

Reminder her how bald you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239801)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:27 PM
Author: violet tantric roast beef

i am a recedinghairlinemo, but i only look balder bc my hair is basically blond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239802)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:27 PM
Author: well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan

Tha fuck? Nordicmo here. Hair looks thick AF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239803)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:57 PM
Author: jet space corn cake

Fair enough. Darien during rush hour is ~ 1 hour.

Taxes are also better in Rye than in most of Westchester since it's a chartered city, but the houses are very expensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239964)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:24 PM
Author: violet tantric roast beef

schools in the district you linked to aren't good enough for my wife. they need to have a rating of 9/10 on GreatSchools or higher. The PK-5 where that house is located is only a 7/10.

also 1 hr into the city is already making me contemplate killself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239793)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:25 PM
Author: well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan

Why the fuck is your wife making these decisions?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239799)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:27 PM
Author: violet tantric roast beef

bc otherwise i'll never hear the end of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239804)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:29 PM
Author: Costumed messiness

*misspelled because I am a gigantic pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239806)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:29 PM
Author: well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan

Sounds like you already established that you're the beta in the relationship sad.

My wife is a mega shitlib shrew, but fortunately it's very clear that I make all important life decisions.

That said, no kids yet, so she may turn into a total psycho after babies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239809)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:31 PM
Author: violet tantric roast beef

you'll eat your words when you have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239816)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:32 PM
Author: well-lubricated hominid coldplay fan

Yeah -- that's why I gave myself the out. FML.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239824)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Violent Burgundy Sandwich Heaven

lol it's not like you'll ever see her or your kids anyways if you live out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39242289)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 8:35 AM
Author: Violent Burgundy Sandwich Heaven

the OP's shrew wife would probably want to put at least $300K into renovating that place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241465)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: slate tattoo

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39378701)



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Date: July 26th, 2021 4:14 AM
Author: Nighttime Hell

this post did NOT age well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#42842577)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:33 PM
Author: ruby range

UMC life sounds like a nightmare

i commuted for about 1.5 hours to a job with biglaw hours and threw in the towel after 6 months

the greenwich guy has the right idea, just get some crappy apartment next to ur office, get a nice house in cos cob or some other place with good school districts, and go home when u can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239828)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:59 PM
Author: jet space corn cake

lol, yeah his wife will love that when they have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239982)



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Date: July 26th, 2021 2:12 AM
Author: Canary Vivacious Resort Dragon

His wife will take that deal or he will walk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#42842456)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:58 PM
Author: dead fear-inspiring nursing home

just homeschool your kids in rural new mexico you pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239969)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Shrine Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39239985)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 10:29 PM
Author: Histrionic Flirting Theater Degenerate

TITMFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39240189)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 12:18 AM
Author: bespoke fanboi codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39240867)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: Big Citrine Sanctuary Philosopher-king

why would you choose this life. if you had a blank slate and you were asked to put together the most stressful possible existence in america for someone who has a decent amount of money this would be it. live in a metro with 20 million people and commute more than an hour every day to a job with shitty hours. move to a different state you dumbass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39240213)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 10:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac dilemma goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39240270)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: Cerebral poppy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39240279)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: dead fear-inspiring nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39240282)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 7:30 AM
Author: Bistre indecent bawdyhouse legal warrant

*toils 8 years in biglaw*

*is finally made partner with the ability to make real money*

*immediately moves to rural Arkansas to take $120,000 job at the "big" firm in town*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241394)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 7:33 AM
Author: Flushed Razzmatazz Jewess

Sunk costs, buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241396)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: Slap-happy white famous landscape painting travel guidebook

real money that you can spend on a house that is 1/2 the size of the one you'd get in Arkansas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241953)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 7:33 AM
Author: Flushed Razzmatazz Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241395)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 9:26 AM
Author: naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria

I don't know about the "move to a different state" conclusion but otherwise 100% tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241568)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: Slap-happy white famous landscape painting travel guidebook

cr everyone ITT is completely insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241899)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: Disrespectful provocative feces set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39243568)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: slate tattoo

Only worth it if 3+ kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39240302)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 12:33 AM
Author: Contagious filthpig

Will never understand why you maniacs don’t just move to the south. You can get a mansion for 500k (with brand new modern aesthetics and not these complete gutjobs), 15 min casual drive to work, and all the OPERA you can handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39240909)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 7:48 AM
Author: Harsh internal respiration brethren

Uh because there are no jobs there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241404)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 9:24 AM
Author: Excitant Rose Stead

Plenty of great jobs in Charlotte, Atlanta, Houston, Dallas, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241560)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria

None of these are $500k mansions with 15 minute drives cities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241596)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 9:54 AM
Author: dead fear-inspiring nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241708)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: Slap-happy white famous landscape painting travel guidebook

good point it's a 30 minute drive for the $500K mansion. call it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241903)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 1:08 PM
Author: naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria

These are fairly large cities. You're trying to talk about small town commutes/prices in fairly large cities. https://www.thoughtco.com/largest-metropolitan-areas-1435135



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39242880)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 2:46 PM
Author: dead fear-inspiring nursing home

this is flame

all housing stock is overpriced and traffic everywhere is shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39243447)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 2:58 PM
Author: naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria

But saying move to Houston or Atlanta to avoid traffic is especially lol. The best part is that a "cheap" mansion will inevitably be really far out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39243516)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: Costumed messiness

This is right for a "mansion" but you can live close in and in a nice house in Houston for 500-600k. Plenty of my colleagues have 10 minute commutes. The real problem is that HISD is a dumpster fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39244293)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 5:28 PM
Author: naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria

You can live much cheaper and closer in the NYC area too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39244312)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Slap-happy white famous landscape painting travel guidebook

there are jobs everywhere you're all just quislings

You think if CSLG had to move to Bakersfield he'd be on welfare? ljl no, maybe he wouldn't be clearing $4M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241906)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 8:05 AM
Author: Bistre indecent bawdyhouse legal warrant

*drives 15 minutes to $65k shitlaw job*

*is the most successful person in a town full of tweaker rednecks*

*kills self*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241430)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 10:08 AM
Author: Cerebral poppy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241789)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 9:33 AM
Author: naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria

Do you guys really have jobs where you can just transfer it somewhere else? The guy is a partner at a firm, presumably with clients in some area. Why would anyone assume he can just move to Atlanta and expect they follow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241588)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 2:44 PM
Author: Violent Burgundy Sandwich Heaven

most corporate jobs you can find something doing something similar in other cities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39243433)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 5:20 PM
Author: Costumed messiness

I've known several law partners that have changed cities/states. It might not be the easiest thing in the world but it's not unheard of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39244261)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 7:16 AM
Author: internet-worthy indigo son of senegal trailer park

What is this GreatSchools thing? Is it a ranking of public schools? If your wife is so obsessed with it, why isn't she looking for private schools?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241376)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 7:28 AM
Author: Bistre indecent bawdyhouse legal warrant

In my experience, this is the majority of biglaw partners. At my old biglaw firm, you could access a contact list for everyone and I once looked at the addresses for the NY partners. The majority had $2m+ homes in Westchester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241390)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 7:48 AM
Author: Harsh internal respiration brethren

Who cares what your wife wants do what you want and make her assent lol cuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241406)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 9:28 AM
Author: jade goyim

Queens + private school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241575)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 10:04 AM
Author: naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria

And pay city income tax? Fuck that.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241763)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 10:05 AM
Author: jet space corn cake

yeah this ends up wayyy more expensive overall.

i'd always rather allocate more spend to a house than to taxes/tuition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241775)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 10:11 AM
Author: naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria

Not that $33k/year property taxes is anything to sneeze at, but otherwise sure. IRL, his fuckup was marrying a stay at home wife who is happy to squeeze him and stick him with huge expenses and long commute to miserable job. 90% chance a year or two from now he'll be making one of those "stuck in a horrible life" threads talking about dreaming of starting over abroad or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241800)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 10:13 AM
Author: jet space corn cake

supposing they have 2 kids, tuition for 2 plus city income tax >> $33k per year in property taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241810)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria

Agreed. This was the calculation my wife and I did too when picking a house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241831)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: jet space corn cake

you also get one other benefit -- a town tends to be a lot more homogeneous (not just racially) than the city, so you get to pick one that best reflects who you are and your values and preferences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39241843)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 11:09 AM
Author: naked rough-skinned idea he suggested school cafeteria

100% cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39242152)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: curious silver sex offender

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39378781)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 10:57 AM
Author: Amethyst zippy school idiot

Hey here's a totally wild and crazy idea for you: say no and tell her she needs to compromise so you have a better commute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39242083)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 4:21 PM
Author: irradiated peach marketing idea blood rage

His wife would probably get sick at the mere thought of living in New Jersey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39377336)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 4:32 AM
Author: alcoholic scarlet locus

fucking LJL

i know someone who just bought a house up in pleasantville

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39375257)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 1:51 PM
Author: violet tantric roast beef

where do YOU live shithead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39376633)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 8:03 PM
Author: alcoholic scarlet locus

homoville brooklyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39378483)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 8:06 PM
Author: violet tantric roast beef

LJL

sorry u couldnt afford manhattan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39378495)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 8:16 PM
Author: alcoholic scarlet locus

i can afford to live in manhattan. i wouldn't move back there even if i had a lot more money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39378566)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 8:26 PM
Author: violet tantric roast beef

lol. brooklyn is a fucking shithole.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39378606)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 8:33 PM
Author: alcoholic scarlet locus

i'm surrounded by neither, actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39378633)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 8:37 PM
Author: violet tantric roast beef

brooklyn's still a shithole

enjoy your bridge & tunnel existence and 50-minute commute into the "city" from that depressing shithole.

can't imagine somebody being proud of living in brooklyn. people a generation ago would rightly have laughed in your face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39378650)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: alcoholic scarlet locus

(literal gay jewish man)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39378660)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 2:35 PM
Author: cruel-hearted concupiscible state water buffalo

This was one of the reasons i left NYC big law. I remember going to summer events at a baller partner's house in West Chester. Don't get me wrong, it was a nice house, but it probably would've been $400,000 in many parts of the country.

Then as we were sitting on the bus for an hour to take us back to the office, it was like - fuck this - this is what i'm supposed to be slaving away for? An hour commute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39376869)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 4:08 PM
Author: Floppy deranged den headpube

TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39377273)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 6:43 PM
Author: trip piazza cumskin

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39378123)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 5:13 PM
Author: orange seedy queen of the night mad cow disease

Cuck. I know plenty of attendings (who aren't nearly as rich as a law partner) and who buy those big houses in the suburbs to please some ugly 40yo Jew woman lol. Fuck that. A real man buys a house in Florida and sends his kids to boarding school in Europe. And wife 15 yrs younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39377592)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 8:54 PM
Author: Disturbing meetinghouse national security agency

Cannot even imagine doing that commute plus NYC biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#39378734)



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Date: June 5th, 2020 12:55 PM
Author: alcoholic scarlet locus

still better than letting your kids grow up in this shithole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#40354156)



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Date: February 13th, 2021 11:54 AM
Author: alcoholic scarlet locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#41937668)



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Date: June 5th, 2020 3:17 PM
Author: slippery splenetic lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#40355395)



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Date: February 13th, 2021 11:58 AM
Author: orange seedy queen of the night mad cow disease

Something that I dont get. You're a big law partner so a bigshot like cslg. Why do u let some worthless shrew tell u what to do? Why not buy a house on long island south shore plus a ski chalet in courchevel and get yourself a younger gf that's not going to take 50% of your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#41937694)



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Date: February 13th, 2021 12:08 PM
Author: twinkling temple nibblets

"You're a big law partner so a bigshot like cslg."

egregious CSLG trolling. money =/= bigshot.

yes, the biglaw partner is a bigshot because he's rich, prestigious, respected. CSLG is just a creepy greedy obnoxious jew that no-one respects, probably not even his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#41937759)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:17 PM
Author: abusive dysfunction ticket booth

CSLG is a hero of the people. beloved by the common man. he literally throws pizza and ice cream block parties for them. some biglaw partner is nothing more than a rat clinging to scraps. fearful of all and one great flood away from ruin. no my friend, the love the people have for CSLG and the love CSLG has for the people is the true prestige

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#43193406)



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Date: July 26th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: alcoholic scarlet locus

how did you end up OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#42842439)



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Date: July 26th, 2021 2:10 AM
Author: Transparent New Version Rehab

I have a kid and OP sounds like a pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#42842452)



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Date: July 26th, 2021 1:36 PM
Author: alcoholic scarlet locus

a bussy even

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#42844163)



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Date: July 26th, 2021 1:45 PM
Author: Exciting Fishy Orchestra Pit Ape

chappaqua always seeemed like tcr if you actually have some money. if youre just a straight wagecucking biglawyer then you probably cant afford it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#42844221)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 4:48 AM
Author: awkward iridescent gas station milk

did you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#43184027)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:11 PM
Author: awkward iridescent gas station milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#43193372)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:35 PM
Author: Sapphire indirect expression hospital

I have a House

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#43193501)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:50 PM
Author: Amethyst zippy school idiot

Me 2. You like yours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#43193563)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:51 PM
Author: Sapphire indirect expression hospital

Yes, can't wait to move in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#43193570)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 4:15 AM
Author: awkward iridescent gas station milk

town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4398153&forum_id=2#43194706)