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Got AMOG’d by 6’8” security guard at Whole Foods
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:32 AM Author: Multi-colored talking resort faggot firefighter I eat at Whole Foods a few times a week and they recently hired an armed security guard who stands at the front. Dude is maybe 29 and jacked with a man bun. Last night I went with my wife and he was standing there twirling a butterfly knife. He honestly looks like he should be hunting terrorists and I don’t know how the Whole Foods hippies put up with his tactical weaponry.
So we finish eating and I go to throw away my trash and he stopped me in front of my wife. I had put the bottle in the glass container and was putting the rest in landfill when he said, “that container goes in compost.” I was taken aback, but complied and scraped out the container. Then he said “Thanks, man” and nodded good evening at my wife. |
Date: December 15th, 2019 9:35 AM Author: gay orchestra pit What's his moniker haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267853) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:39 AM Author: frum sexy institution is your wife gonna suck his dick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267859) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 10:08 AM Author: Insanely creepy prole stock car *again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267922) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:41 AM Author: fluffy tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267862) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:43 AM Author: gay orchestra pit Proles might show up and disrupt the aesthetic for Liberals like myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267867) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:43 AM Author: Multi-colored talking resort faggot firefighter It’s ghetto adjacent and right off a freeway exit. They must have gotten robbed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267868) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:47 AM Author: fluffy tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267874) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:45 AM Author: Exciting zombie-like double fault i'm guessing your repertoire failed you as you envisioned what his cock would do to your wife's tight pussy, so for future run-ins you're to respond with "I don't give you unsolicited tips on how I make millions at my job so don't bore me with how you separate my trash, mr. ponytail sensitive." then fart in his direction and tell him to eat it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267869) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:47 AM Author: Multi-colored talking resort faggot firefighter Where did I say he didn’t fuck my wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267872) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:48 AM Author: Exciting zombie-like double fault where did I say he didn't? my plan won't stop your wife from fucking him but it'll make him respect you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267876) |
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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:50 PM Author: Bat shit crazy internet-worthy corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39504523) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2022 8:52 PM Author: out-of-control range water buffalo Oh yeah, well the jerk store called and looks like THEY'RE running out of YOU! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#45532651) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:46 AM Author: vivacious tank spot good poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267871) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 10:30 PM Author: Multi-colored talking resort faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39270674) |
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Date: December 16th, 2019 4:43 AM Author: ruddy property Great content creation. Would read again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39271369) |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 10:45 PM Author: bearded metal abode boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499187) |
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Date: January 28th, 2020 12:34 AM Author: nubile regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499684) |
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Date: December 16th, 2019 8:25 AM Author: adulterous lake whorehouse lettuce you weren’t carrying? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39271541) |
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Date: December 16th, 2019 8:34 AM Author: Multi-colored talking resort faggot firefighter no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39271555) |
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Date: December 16th, 2019 8:37 AM Author: soul-stirring school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39271556) |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 10:41 PM Author: Multi-colored talking resort faggot firefighter He's not there anymore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499166) |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 10:51 PM Author: Judgmental set Probably working at Bezos DC house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499212) |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 11:02 PM Author: Bronze office "he was standing there twirling a butterfly knife"
Flame jumped the shark with this one. |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 11:06 PM Author: Electric clear theater stage security guards at my whole foods twirl butterfly knives all the time, it isn't a big deal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499297) |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 11:33 PM Author: Bronze office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499439) |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 11:33 PM Author: Razzle Den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499442) |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 11:33 PM Author: bearded metal abode boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499445) |
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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:45 PM Author: Multi-colored talking resort faggot firefighter It was like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spzT8tRCc2k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39504494) |
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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:49 PM Author: Judgmental set I bet Cornpop would stay away after seeing that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39504513) |
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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:43 PM Author: Multi-colored talking resort faggot firefighter That's what he was doing. I live in a red state, but this dude looked like a hippy. Like he does acro yoga and krav maga.
It was very incongruous for a whole foods. |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 11:06 PM Author: Electric clear theater stage Only way to save face there would be to dismissively say "sorry man, my bad" and walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499296) |
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Date: January 4th, 2022 12:56 PM Author: Multi-colored talking resort faggot firefighter The only way to save face was to apologize and admit I was wrong? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43727123) |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 11:34 PM Author: orchid cowardly feces ...and the whole store started clapping. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499448) |
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Date: January 28th, 2020 12:10 AM Author: crystalline trip gas station scourge upon the earth How’s California (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499566) |
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Date: January 28th, 2020 12:11 AM Author: Zippy honey-headed piazza national security agency i transcended getting mogged. hasn't happened for a long time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499568) |
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Date: December 30th, 2020 9:27 PM Author: Judgmental set Seems like he could teach you a thing about knife control haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#41648569) |
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Date: December 31st, 2020 9:56 PM Author: Multi-colored talking resort faggot firefighter oh hell yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#41654486) |
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Date: December 31st, 2020 9:57 PM Author: Multi-colored talking resort faggot firefighter He still works there, btw. Crazy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#41654489) |
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Date: February 5th, 2021 1:23 PM Author: Multi-colored talking resort faggot firefighter He's working there right now. Dude must have no motivation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#41891879) |
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Date: February 5th, 2021 1:33 PM Author: impressive grizzly laser beams The security guards name was albert einstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#41891935) |
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Date: December 30th, 2021 6:57 PM Author: Multi-colored talking resort faggot firefighter To everyone who ever doubted me: He STILL works there, he’s STILL twirling his butterfly knife. His knife is in his left hand in the first photo, mid-twirl.
He has gained weight.
https://imgur.com/a/Q0NpqQU |
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Date: December 30th, 2021 7:15 PM Author: Odious ultramarine church building really tough guy kinda gay to be taking pictures of guys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43701853) |
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Date: December 30th, 2021 7:23 PM Author: hairless comical station half-breed Wow. Does your wife ever talk about him? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43701881) |
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Date: December 30th, 2021 8:31 PM Author: Multi-colored talking resort faggot firefighter I've never taken her there since then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43702235) |
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Date: December 30th, 2021 7:26 PM Author: lime messiness lol holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43701887) |
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Date: December 30th, 2021 8:31 PM Author: Multi-colored talking resort faggot firefighter You can see the butt of his knife in the second photo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43702233) |
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Date: December 31st, 2021 10:44 AM Author: Multi-colored talking resort faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43704478) |
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Date: December 31st, 2021 10:49 AM Author: Judgmental set Do you think he gets Amazon stock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43704492) |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:19 PM Author: galvanic legal warrant 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43710839) |
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Date: May 25th, 2022 5:14 PM Author: flirting friendly grandma doesn’t look taller than 6’2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#44572825) |
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Date: December 30th, 2021 7:16 PM Author: beady-eyed doobsian coffee pot area did he go to booth or tuck? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43701858) |
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Date: December 30th, 2021 8:30 PM Author: Multi-colored talking resort faggot firefighter he had multiple utility spots on his belt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43702225) |
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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:04 AM Author: Saffron crusty foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43704085) |
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Date: December 31st, 2021 10:47 AM Author: Concupiscible Partner Crackhouse Store security guards can't do shit and are almost always prohibited from touching, detaining, or holding you under ANY circumstances. I would have just laughed at the dude and his stupid man bun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43704488) |
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Date: December 31st, 2021 7:52 PM Author: Multi-colored talking resort faggot firefighter You don’t compost? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43707412) |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 1:52 PM Author: lime messiness this is probably the most obvious flame story i've ever read on xo that turned out to be true
why does whole foods let a dude twirl a butterfly knife lol |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:14 PM Author: ruddy property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43710812) |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:17 PM Author: hairless comical station half-breed now think of how many stories like these are there that are true. that guy who was raped by his dad and his bear friends. the treeman saga. sad asian dentist. the possibilities are endless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43710822) |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:25 PM Author: maize bat-shit-crazy trust fund i thought it was a great thread, reminds me of classic PR-era ZoZo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43710896) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 12:46 PM Author: Multi-colored talking resort faggot firefighter ty, I don't have the ability to do a flame thread without reappearing and saying, "this is a flame thread, btw." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43721186) |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:25 PM Author: appetizing sooty goyim ratface 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43710887) |
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Date: May 25th, 2022 5:10 PM Author: Multi-colored talking resort faggot firefighter Subject: New Picture He still works there, has lost the winter weight, and is fucking strapped:
Apparently left handed. |
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Date: May 25th, 2022 5:13 PM Author: Multi-colored talking resort faggot firefighter I tried to get video of him twirling the butterfly knife but he only did it once. He took it out a half dozen times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#44572814) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2022 8:45 PM Author: nighttime becky That guy is 6'4 max. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#45532617) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2022 8:37 PM Author: Judgmental set Did you invite him to Thanksgiving? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#45532584) |
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Date: December 14th, 2022 9:55 AM Author: Multi-colored talking resort faggot firefighter Maybe x-mas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#45631418) |
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Date: December 7th, 2023 6:51 PM Author: Judgmental set Wow almost 4 years later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#47145121) |
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Date: December 9th, 2023 8:49 PM Author: Multi-colored talking resort faggot firefighter It's a Christmas thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#47152581) |