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any not-oft-recommended baby items that i should buy before she comes?
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:07 AM Author: high-end henna goyim any recommendations for things that people don't often recommend you buy?
so far i have:
stroller + bassinet attachment
bassinet for bedroom
car seat
plenty of clothing and diapers and swaddles and shit
baby backpack thing
changing table/dresser
case of 1L bottles of red wine
keekaroo changing pad
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:30 AM Author: high-end henna goyim also bought one of those little bouncy chair things (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705440) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:16 PM Author: Aphrodisiac cuckold nursing home A circumcision (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706871) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:46 PM Author: marvelous flushed police squad How did you find and impregnate a girl? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39707027) |
Date: March 6th, 2020 9:21 AM Author: maroon circlehead Assault rifle
300 days of rations |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:25 AM Author: high-end henna goyim i sadly cannot buy a rifle, much less an assault rifle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705411) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:43 AM Author: fighting parlor .... why not? are you some hippie state? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705500) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:46 AM Author: high-end henna goyim worse.
NYC |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:53 AM Author: fighting parlor :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705553) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:27 PM Author: Shimmering center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706921) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:23 AM Author: mewling dashing corner https://owletcare.com/
This may be overkill, but it gave us real piece of mind during the first few months. Basically an alarm that will go off before your baby has a SIDS type episode. If you can afford it, why not? |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:23 AM Author: maroon circlehead IDK if a baby owl is a safe idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705397) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:24 AM Author: mewling dashing corner (Mouse) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705401) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:27 AM Author: passionate orchid preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705420) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:38 AM Author: odious sinister forum karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705475) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:04 PM Author: Vermilion crusty telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706381) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:19 PM Author: Cyan Point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706486) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:51 PM Author: provocative giraffe pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706720) |
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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:18 PM Author: lascivious rose casino dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39711717) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:26 AM Author: high-end henna goyim hmm, i'll look into this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705413) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:27 AM Author: Self-absorbed main people bbw Is all the bluetooth shit safe for babies? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705417) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:29 AM Author: Diverse Ceo Party Of The First Part lol there is no need for this. SIDS afflicts irresponsible nigs only. put that $400 in a low-fee ETF in a custodial account. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705434) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:36 AM Author: mewling dashing corner *account is worth $27 after ten years of Coronaplague*
You are also correct that SIDS is extremely uncommon when you look only at educated UMC types. Still, it gave us a lot of comfort the first few months. |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:46 AM Author: angry godawful kitchen quadroon they aren't irresponsible, it's a way to let them get away with murder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705517) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:36 AM Author: swollen talented location halford There is zero reason to permeate your kid with radiation like this shit & send your data to some Chinese harvester. SIDS is a prole/black problem: https://www.cdc.gov/sids/data.htm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705462) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:51 PM Author: Useless electric furnace tattoo Have hard from several sources that this thing is worse than useless. Like, there are so many false alarms that you’ll either ignore it completely or wake up 50x per night and kill yourself (either intentionally or unintentionally due to fatigue). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706716) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:01 PM Author: vivacious scourge upon the earth base It's hard not to worry but a monitor with a camera (not wifi) will let you check on the little dude and be comfortable that he's still alive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706784) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:28 PM Author: Shimmering center Doesn't that give off a bunch of false alarms and actually create more anxiety? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706930) |
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Date: March 7th, 2020 9:54 AM Author: stimulating internet-worthy background story yeah guy @ work got one that does heart rate and breathing monitoring and eventually just took it off because they obsessed over it |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:51 PM Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Rigpig National Sids is a made up magical event used to prevent bad mothers from offing themselves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39707044) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:25 AM Author: vigorous stage pistol Snoo, totally worth it. Buy a used one if thats what you can afford. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705410) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:27 AM Author: high-end henna goyim thought about it but just ended up getting a regular bassinet thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705415) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:35 PM Author: Mischievous double fault TCR. OP is retarded not to get this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706621) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:57 PM Author: Laughsome chartreuse library jfc new ones are like 1200 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706760) |
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Date: March 7th, 2020 6:35 AM Author: vigorous stage pistol And that money is the difference between you and your wife having five months of actual nights of sleep... or not. Its worth it. You can find used ones for like 700 or I think you can rent them.
Also its a good sids/safety measure |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:26 AM Author: 180 twisted principal's office dopamine not all women come during childbirth, so just... you know... have realistic expectations (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705412) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:29 AM Author: Impressive violent mad-dog skullcap We had one of those doorway swings you could stick the baby in while cooking dinner or whatever. Worked pretty well
https://www.amazon.com/Evenflo-Exersaucer-Door-Jumper-Owl/dp/B00O8RQYGU/ref=zg_bs_166852011_5/133-1338928-3190544?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=4C046JRY7E35N78Y851K&tag=childsafetyexperts-20&language=en_US¤cy=USD |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:31 AM Author: swollen talented location halford Babies need basically nothing their first year so you're cool. Get a couple of wooden rattles. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705443) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:33 AM Author: high-end henna goyim my wife is all about wooden toys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705452) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:37 AM Author: Jade sanctuary Cr
Don’t let anyone give you ANY toys that the kid can just press a button and it keeps playing, that shit will drive you insane |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:41 AM Author: swollen talented location halford The one rule you have to have now--MAKE IT NOW--is nothing with a battery. Literally tell all your family you will throw it in the garbage if they give you it. And stick to it. NO EXCEPTIONS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705488) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:05 PM Author: Vermilion crusty telephone we tried thislol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706383) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:20 PM Author: ultramarine whorehouse stain Man that fucking elephant that sings Do Your Ears Hang Low saved our lives so many times it should be given a medal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706493) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:41 PM Author: vivacious scourge upon the earth base Hit with our kid, too.
There's also this total POS plastic tambourine that we give to her when she's fussy on the changing table - it's magic. |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:41 PM Author: aromatic splenetic station mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706661) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:39 PM Author: spruce razzle-dazzle knife lol. My kid loves that elephant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706984) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:34 AM Author: Jade sanctuary Is this your first?
My wife insisted we get Nanit and an Owlet (as the pumo above suggested).
It’s a bit pricey, but if you can afford it gives you peace of mind cuz your wife is not freaking out all the time whether the kid is suffocating |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:36 AM Author: high-end henna goyim this is the first, yes. no clue what i'm doing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705467) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:38 AM Author: Diverse Ceo Party Of The First Part SIDS is basically a few drugged-out ghetto blacks neglecting their babies. But ofcourse NEJM cannot say that so it's made out to be some huge societal/medical issue. It's really not. No one on this board knows anyone personally or tangentially that died of SIDS. And no one will for as long as they live. It just doesn't happen to normal people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705472) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:39 AM Author: Impressive violent mad-dog skullcap Mothers don't understand this though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705480) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:42 AM Author: aromatic splenetic station mexican cr i’m 100% convinced it’s a combo of latent birth defects that aren’t caught till death + ppl who either cover up their negligence/stupidity, are too stupid to realize they’re the cause, or are the sympathetic sort of dumb (so nobody's going to try and lock them up when they’re already suffering plenty) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:42 AM Author: high-end henna goyim my cousin's son died of sids and it really fucked him up for a while.
(he's an ex-con) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:45 AM Author: fighting parlor he prolly shook the kid to death, just not hard enough to tell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705511) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:46 AM Author: high-end henna goyim i don't think so, and really hope that's not what happened. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705521) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:53 PM Author: Useless electric furnace tattoo I know of someone’s kid who died of sids. Sadly, I don’t think there’s anything they could have even done about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706736) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:54 PM Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Rigpig National They could've not put their baby near the blanket or stuffed animal or other unnecessary smother hazard that they no doubt did put it by.
It's not nice but your statement is bullshit and akin to magical thinking. |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 5:01 PM Author: nofapping mind-boggling resort I know a chick who's son died of "SIDS". A few people know that "SIDS" was her falling asleep with baby in bed and suffocating it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39708026) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 4:31 PM Author: bateful shrine keepsake machete The Nanit includes a breathing monitor now, so you don't need the Owlet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39707869) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 5:05 PM Author: amethyst piazza Peace of mind = many false alarms
SIDS is a smoker/poor/cosleeping thing |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:39 AM Author: aromatic splenetic station mexican ur good, babbydoods pretty much just chill in place all u really need to do till they get big enough to sit up is keep em alive and interact wubbanub pacifiers are 180 if u don’t have any of those, they love having the little attached stuffed animal to cling to |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:41 AM Author: Cerebral filthy crackhouse liquid oxygen We got an air purifier because of a link between pollutants and brain development. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705489) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 4:51 PM Author: amethyst piazza (He lisped) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39707978) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:43 AM Author: Exciting mother Genetic test to find out who the dad is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705505) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:44 AM Author: high-end henna goyim nice one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705508) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:48 AM Author: stimulating internet-worthy background story Boppy you won't use the changing table get a waterproof changing mat you can put on the floor |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:51 AM Author: mewling dashing corner This is CR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39705546) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:52 AM Author: high-end henna goyim it's not a changing table. just an ikea dresser we're going to use as one.
i have a keekaroo changing pad/mat that people seem to like. |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:54 AM Author: fighting parlor "ikea dresser we're going to use as one."
that's cool and all, but it sounds like you've really PLANNED this out.
STOP. you've done the normal stuff, now you're just PLANNING and not preparing. its a kid, she will fall, scream, poop on the floor, sleep most of the first 4 months, and generally not be very susceptible to your PLANNING. just relax. you got this. |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 6:06 PM Author: high-end henna goyim not really, just reorganized one corner of our living room with baby crap. i live in a small apartment and had to plan a bit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39708300) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:20 PM Author: Naked rehab This is a great one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706887) |
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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:06 PM Author: umber sandwich Cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39711436) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:04 PM Author: mildly autistic alpha tank Bumbo
other random cheap chairs and bouncers to put around your house so you can plop the baby down when you're taking a shit etc. eventually either a jumparoo or exersaucer again to plop them in.
if your stroller frame doesn't have an attachment for your car seat, then return either the seat or the stroller and get one that does. |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:16 PM Author: vivacious scourge upon the earth base >>other random cheap chairs and bouncers to put around your house so you can plop the baby down when you're taking a shit etc.
cr. Sounds like you're a NYC apartmentmo, but you will still want to have a few around. |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 4:40 PM Author: bateful shrine keepsake machete And one of those baby chairs that you can attach to a countertop or desk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39707912) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 5:03 PM Author: mildly autistic alpha tank sounds dangerous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39708042) |
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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:39 PM Author: lascivious rose casino dog poop What rate do I bill the baby out at? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39711801) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:08 PM Author: light alcoholic plaza Rock and Play Sleeper —— way better than regular bassinet
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:09 PM Author: mildly autistic alpha tank isn't that the thing that got recalled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706410) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:18 PM Author: ultramarine whorehouse stain Yup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706483) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:17 PM Author: tripping heaven pocket flask 3M 6000 series full face respirator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706469) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:37 PM Author: Mischievous double fault Bluetooth scale changing pad. Some drs will let you skip a few visits if you can weight the baby at home. Nice to track too.
Snoo as noted above. And extra Snoo swaddles.
Lots of swaddles and happiest baby on the block. 12 hours by 12 weeks and babywise too.
Dock a tot. https://dockatot.com/collections/deluxe-plus
Baby Bjorn carrier.
Bottles and washing and drying stuff. Dr John bottles or Momo are best. Good breast pump. High quality bags for freezing breast milk. Don’t cheap out because they cheap ones leak. |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:58 PM Author: Dun blood rage useless brakes Ha, we got a baby scale. Never used it. Now I occasionally use it as a postal/package scale. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706771) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:07 PM Author: mildly autistic alpha tank you can just use a regular scale and weigh yourself holding the baby then weigh yourself not holding the baby and take the difference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39707141) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:54 PM Author: mildly autistic alpha tank stfu chink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39707062) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:44 PM Author: vivacious scourge upon the earth base Good stuff mentioned above but I didn't see a bottle warmer: If / when you start bottle feeding (even pumped milk that you store in the fridge), it's worth getting one of these for $20-30. You just push a button and it heats the bottle to the right temp rather than worrying that you're going to scald zher or that xie will reject cold milk and then you have to get up with a hungry and unhappy baby and heat it more.
We like Diaper Genie. Some people just dump the diaper pail daily, but my wife doesn't, so this thing saves a stinky house despite the bags costing 10x a normal garbage bag. |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:59 PM Author: Laughsome chartreuse library do you use glass bottles? not sure how i feel about heating plastic bottles.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706774) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:05 PM Author: vivacious scourge upon the earth base No, plastic, but we only heat the body of the bottle and not the other 4 parts. Agreed and we avoid storing food in plastic and heating plastic in the microwave but you can't strive for 100% purity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706808) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:01 PM Author: Useless electric furnace tattoo This is a bad idea. Getting a baby used to warm bottles is just asking for trouble later.
Same is true of the wipe warmers. |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:03 PM Author: vivacious scourge upon the earth base Lol, this is now a full mommy blog.
Kids are used to 98-degree milk. It's jarring to give them 36-degree milk out of the fridge sometimes. Not "warm," just heated to body temp. I don't see the issue. What are the troubles later? My kids are fine. |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:07 PM Author: Useless electric furnace tattoo Not always possible to heat milk in any situation. Why get them used to it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706818) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:08 PM Author: vivacious scourge upon the earth base They're "used to it" from the tits, bro. I didn't make the human body 98 degrees.
I'm talking about infants (<1 year old). We breast and bottle fed so didn't alternate between 98-degree milk and 38-degree milk. |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:35 PM Author: Useless electric furnace tattoo It should either be fresh or frozen, I thought. Bottle warmers don’t help if it’s frozen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706966) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:45 PM Author: adventurous territorial sneaky criminal as long as your wife has boobs and diapers you are pretty much set for the first year. but the one thing that babies can't live without is the bewbs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706683) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:53 PM Author: Appetizing talking brunch stock car You should buy your wife a bidet toilet seat. Like a toto washlet.
https://washlet.totousa.com/product/K300 |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:54 PM Author: Dun blood rage useless brakes Extra life insurance on yourself 529 plan for baby maybe - life insurance policy on your wife if she doesn't have one Oh also we watched that Happiest Baby on the Block video |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:54 PM Author: Useless electric furnace tattoo Baby bjorn so you can carry it around with your hands free. Not sure if you can use it for a few months, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706744) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:05 PM Author: hyperactive brindle chapel get a tula or ergo 360 if ur going down this path, they're both much better than a baby bjorn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706806) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:06 PM Author: Useless electric furnace tattoo I disagree, but my point was more that you just want something that allows you to carry it around hands free. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706815) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:11 PM Author: mildly autistic alpha tank baby carriers are bullshit. if you're going somewhere for long enough that your arms will get tired then just switch to the stroller. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39707154) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 4:41 PM Author: Low-t supple home patrolman No way, carriers are awesome. Depending on where you are (especially parks, etc), strollers can be unwieldy. Bjorn is how I survived the grocery store. If you just keep the kid in the carseat and he wakes up, you're fucked. In a Bjorn they're either excited to be looking around, or they fall asleep. When they get older you can wear them facing out (though I don't recommend that at the grocery store) and they get really excited. If you get the one with lumbar support, you can easily wear them for over an hour. Much easier to run errands this way than dragging the stroller in and out of the car. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39707920) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 5:01 PM Author: mildly autistic alpha tank you literally need to be double jointed to put on an ergo baby without someone helping you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39708031) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:27 PM Author: Low-t supple home patrolman I was able to put the bjorn on and get him into it without putting him down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39708909) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 5:04 PM Author: amethyst piazza Very baby dependent, my son hated it from day 1 and my daughter is 18 months and we are going strong prob until she is 2. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39708045) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:12 PM Author: Razzmatazz Unholy Pozpig Depressive Get a couple boxes of glycerin suppositories in case she can’t take a shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706849) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:13 PM Author: Laughsome chartreuse library lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706856) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 4:37 PM Author: bateful shrine keepsake machete And try to limit opiate intake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39707898) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:38 PM Author: stirring dull foreskin kill it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39706980) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:43 PM Author: Shimmering center Just had my first baby four months ago.
Get a Dekor diaper pail. It has a continuous diaper bag. It is 180.
https://diaperdekor.com/ |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:44 PM Author: comical tanning salon coffee pot congrats. what season will your baby be born? i think you said you were in brooklyn. have you joined any of the local parent groups? i know they can seem creepy but we found them really helpful, especially with our first. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39707016) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 4:49 PM Author: high-end henna goyim two weeks baby
my wife signed up for the park slope parents thing but I imagine all of those people will drive me bonkers |
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Date: March 7th, 2020 9:44 AM Author: comical tanning salon coffee pot Oh wow, super soon! Congrats!!
For sure a lot of them are kind of nuts but there's such a density of families here, you're bound to find some other new parents you click with. Finding other super local parent friends was the most helpful thing to me. We don't have family nearby and most of our existing friends were childless, so we needed to build our own groups of parent friends we could rely on for commiseration and support and play dates and such, especially for the time after relatives stopped visiting. There's probably subgroups for other new parents in your neighborhood having babies in March. Yeah, a lot of them will be nuts or you won't agree with their parenting styles or whatever, but you'll also find people you like and can trade babysitting with and call in the middle of the night if something comes up. And even the crazies will know shit you don't and you can learn from each other.
PSP is huge and the classifieds are the best. If you're not in PS proper, there are probably other ones for your neighborhood too. |
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Date: March 7th, 2020 4:12 PM Author: big slap-happy locus round eye There’s a BoCoCa one
https://www.achildgrows.com/project/bococa-parents/ |
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Date: March 7th, 2020 4:16 PM Author: high-end henna goyim i imagine my wife is in that one as well.
please don't say bococa. |
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Date: March 7th, 2020 4:22 PM Author: big slap-happy locus round eye Googling it now I saw a reference to BoCoCaGo which is a little too close to Dowisetrepla (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39712116) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:44 PM Author: Wine concupiscible institution Fisher Price foot piano is good around months 2-6. My kid got a ton of entertainment out of it.
Bright Starts bouncy chair is like $20 and is great. Don’t waste your money on the baby bjorn version because they will outgrew it after a few months.
If flying with the baby then get a cheapo snap n go stroller that you can put the car seat in. Much easier than flying with a regular stroller plus car seat.
Don’t buy a snoo unless your kid has problems sleeping. |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 1:50 PM Author: bearded trip theater stage nowag Just play her plenty of unpredictable music like jazz and modern classical. Will do wonders for IQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39707041) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 4:46 PM Author: chrome stead hairy legs DO NOT DO THIS!! this is about the WORST thing you can do unless ur trying to create a schizoid freak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39707948) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:29 PM Author: mildly autistic alpha tank desitin for when their butthold gets sore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39707254) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 4:45 PM Author: Low-t supple home patrolman Get a playmat that plays music, has dangly toys, etc. This in addition to a bouncy chair and a swing (NOT a glider) will be godsends when you just want him entertained for a while.
I loved my Bjorn as stated above, just make sure to get something with lumbar support. It might be tough on your back the first few times, but once you get used to it it's awesome. I wore them up to 18 months and could go at least an hour at a time.
Get a musical mobile for the crib. Bonus if it has a separate button you can trigger it with. Very nice way to get see if baby will go back to sleep if he wakes up during the night.
I loved the Bjorn travel crib for trips to visit family, but there might be other/better options at this point. It sets up in about 30 seconds though and is nice and light. |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 4:46 PM Author: Autistic Fat Ankles Marketing Idea Bordeaux’s butt paste (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39707949) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 5:03 PM Author: high-end henna goyim nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39708040) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 4:57 PM Author: amethyst piazza Aquafor is the solution to most ailments (diaper rash/eczema/drool rash/dry skin) and also for adults (eye makeup remover)
We keep tubs of it around.
Rock n play even though that shit has been recalled because people are idiots who don’t use common sense. |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 5:04 PM Author: rebellious step-uncle's house antidepressant drug What is rnp and why recalled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39708046) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 5:13 PM Author: amethyst piazza It’s a bouncer for newborns that’s on an incline. For babies who have reflux etc (many do) who have trouble sleeping flat down, it helps them sleep/nap better. Both my kids slept in a rock n play as newborns and it was the only thing that kept them sleeping for 3-4 hour stretches. It’s way better than a bassinet. It has a clip/restraint that you’re supposed to use to make sure the baby doesn’t roll over. It is not advertised or supposed to be used for sleep, but many parents do. Problem is you’re supposed to supervise your child in it and you’re also not supposed to use it beyond 3-4 months old. There were parents putting their 9 month old to sleep in it at night without the restraint and the baby would roll over and suffocate. There were like 30 deaths over a 5 year period and it got recalled for being “unsafe.” Fucking idiots ruined it for everyone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39708074) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 9:47 PM Author: Autistic Fat Ankles Marketing Idea Rock and play has caused dozens of deaths even when used completely correctly. It’s a death trap. Dozens of deaths without kids rolling over. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39709245) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 5:00 PM Author: maniacal sexy field RU486 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39708023) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 5:03 PM Author: Fragrant Ivory Church Deer Antler Swaddling blanket. Made it much easier to get our kids sleeping through the night.
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Date: March 6th, 2020 5:07 PM Author: mildly autistic alpha tank Ubbi diaper pail was easily the worst baby item I've used. fuck that thing in it's stupid bag ripping asshole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39708053) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 5:13 PM Author: high-end henna goyim really? wife was thinking about buying that today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39708070) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 5:15 PM Author: mildly autistic alpha tank Enjoy having the bags break and having to scoop out week old dirty diapers by hand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39708081) |
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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:06 AM Author: high-end henna goyim do you have one of these things that you recommend? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39709801) |
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Date: March 7th, 2020 7:06 AM Author: mildly autistic alpha tank I got a munchkin as a gift for my last kid and it works well. A lot better than ubbi. Everyone loves diaper genie also. I tried once to use one and couldn’t figure it out.
Ubbi is just a regular trash can with a small circle opening. It doesn’t do a great job with the smell and the bags are too wide so it creates like a suction effect when you try to get the bag out. Bags end up breaking all the time.
When my kid shits we just put it in a regular plastic bag usually and take it out right away. |
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Date: March 7th, 2020 9:53 AM Author: aromatic splenetic station mexican this is the goat potus 180 protip save all ur grocery bags, use them for the deuces, NEVER in the diaper pail |
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Date: March 7th, 2020 4:04 PM Author: high-end henna goyim no more plastic grocery bags where i live (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39712038) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2020 1:54 AM Author: high-end henna goyim seems like it was designed to tear bags on purpose (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39929665) |
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Date: April 9th, 2020 6:02 PM Author: high-end henna goyim so many of these baby items are TERRIBLY designed, holy fucking shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39978500) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 5:08 PM Author: Bossy Insecure Office Before she comes? A little late, buddy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39708057) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 10:06 PM Author: Onyx menage Baby Breeza - its basically a Keurig for baby formula. It's the best baby thing we own by far. You just push how many ounces you want and it pumps out a perfectly mixed, perfect temperature bottle.
Also - my best baby advice is don't be afraid to put the baby on formula after a bit. The hospital is going to scream at you that it is basically child abuse to give them formula, but for whatever reason (probably global capitalism), many women today just don't produce enough milk. So if your 3-month old is crying all the time start offering it some formula and you might find out that he's really just starving...
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Date: March 6th, 2020 10:13 PM Author: saffron ticket booth people who are hurt oxygen concentrator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39709334) |
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Date: March 7th, 2020 7:18 AM Author: irradiated amber space windowlicker Enough formula for a year considering the supply shortages we are / are about to experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39710351) |
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Date: March 7th, 2020 10:04 AM Author: aromatic splenetic station mexican loud white noise overnight they can sleep through the night sooner than you'd think assuming no weight/health problems, u can start reducing night feedings at 8 weeks and sleep thru the night by 10-12. if ur wife isn't milk truck, formula on the last feeding will have him sleeping longer and make this process easier use diapers that are one size up overnight (the 12 hour variety, once he's big enough for that to be available in the next size up) and put two of them on - it'll prevent a wet swaddle and crib, which is miserable to deal with at 3am. think we started this around the time we started sleep training the velcro swaddle things are great
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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:42 PM Author: Useless electric furnace tattoo There’s a decent amount of material suggesting that white noise is bad for infants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39711815) |
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Date: March 18th, 2020 8:29 PM Author: high-end henna goyim yeah, really liking the velcro swaddle things.
have a fancy one (sleepea) and a couple cheaper ones. definitely won't do the blankets again. |
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Date: March 18th, 2020 1:32 AM Author: high-end henna goyim keekaroo peanut is BY FAR the most credited purchase i've made (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39795396) |
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Date: March 18th, 2020 8:27 PM Author: high-end henna goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4461990&forum_id=2#39802637) |