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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
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"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
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Go over and help him finish.
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He's obliged to
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cr. bro code.
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Apartments are prole.
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These are condos with a rental limit
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*MFH posters furious*
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upset
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Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
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Did you cum
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: laughsome startling organic girlfriend tanning salon

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: nubile provocative macaca skinny woman

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: arrogant dashing nibblets plaza

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: Stirring shivering famous landscape painting university

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Very Tactful Nowag Bawdyhouse

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: Beady-eyed center

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: laughsome startling organic girlfriend tanning salon

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: glassy parlour

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: arrogant dashing nibblets plaza

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Arousing quadroon private investor

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Internet-worthy menage friendly grandma

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: laughsome startling organic girlfriend tanning salon

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: Misanthropic spectacular antidepressant drug masturbator

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Geriatric Institution Double Fault

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: contagious corner striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: Bronze Locale

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: Cocky purple school keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Garnet place of business

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Theater Karate

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: laughsome startling organic girlfriend tanning salon

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: deep potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: slap-happy regret

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Mauve marketing idea hall

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Mildly autistic slate state

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: laughsome startling organic girlfriend tanning salon

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: irradiated harsh chad crackhouse

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: laughsome startling organic girlfriend tanning salon

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: slap-happy regret

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Cerebral turdskin stage

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Cream soul-stirring casino partner

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Mauve marketing idea hall

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: laughsome startling organic girlfriend tanning salon

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: bateful gaming laptop dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: glittery rebellious legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: Splenetic aphrodisiac mental disorder

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Bull Headed Turquoise Trump Supporter

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: laughsome startling organic girlfriend tanning salon

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Bull Headed Turquoise Trump Supporter

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: laughsome startling organic girlfriend tanning salon

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: sadistic home gaping

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: abnormal temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Bull Headed Turquoise Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767803)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Fortuitous Meteor

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: Garnet place of business

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Very Tactful Nowag Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: sadistic home gaping

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: painfully honest azure theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: laughsome startling organic girlfriend tanning salon

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Garnet place of business

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Medicated den



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: excitant kitty cat



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: Internet-worthy menage friendly grandma



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: glittery rebellious legend



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: bespoke wine mood legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: Bronze Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: flushed sneaky criminal

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Pea-brained locus pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: electric feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770791)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Garnet place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Adventurous public bath

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: talking stead dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Violet House-broken Pistol Sweet Tailpipe

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: abnormal temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: overrated library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Internet-worthy menage friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: spruce shrine

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Bronze Locale

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Bull Headed Turquoise Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Garnet place of business

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#40071157)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: abnormal temple

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Pea-brained locus pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: exciting pungent field pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: electric feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: onyx piazza

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771202)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Idiotic set old irish cottage

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: laughsome startling organic girlfriend tanning salon

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: bonkers jewess hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: excitant kitty cat

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: Very Tactful Nowag Bawdyhouse

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: excitant kitty cat

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: exhilarant transparent useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: high-end floppy factory reset button

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: appetizing sanctuary

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: laughsome startling organic girlfriend tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: vibrant filthy property

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: plum big box office tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: Crawly duck-like headpube affirmative action

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Thirsty fuchsia sex offender parlor

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: talking stead dingle berry

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: glittery rebellious legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: flickering yellow hominid lay

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Internet-worthy menage friendly grandma

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: laughsome startling organic girlfriend tanning salon

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: Lavender Hairraiser Abode Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: glittery rebellious legend

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: Internet-worthy menage friendly grandma

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Adventurous public bath

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: flushed sneaky criminal

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Very Tactful Nowag Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: histrionic market

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: Bronze Locale

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: slap-happy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: Pea-brained locus pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: vivacious federal liquid oxygen

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: glittery rebellious legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: haunting racy athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Bull Headed Turquoise Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: vibrant filthy property

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Very Tactful Nowag Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: naked codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: abnormal temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Godawful Rough-skinned Tattoo Goyim

Shocking that a woman was creeped out by a voyeur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Garnet place of business

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: histrionic market

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Garnet place of business

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: sadistic home gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: flushed sneaky criminal

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: painfully honest azure theatre

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: laughsome startling organic girlfriend tanning salon

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: histrionic market

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: painfully honest azure theatre

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: vibrant filthy property

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: Thirsty fuchsia sex offender parlor

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: glittery rebellious legend

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Arousing quadroon private investor

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: laughsome startling organic girlfriend tanning salon

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: flushed sneaky criminal

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: razzle telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse wrinkle

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: laughsome startling organic girlfriend tanning salon

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: flushed sneaky criminal

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: irradiated harsh chad crackhouse

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: laughsome startling organic girlfriend tanning salon

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: Buff Station Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: flushed sneaky criminal

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: plum big box office tank

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: Comical insane circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: boiroast tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: bowlcut autist



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: new forcememe: FBWNT (Fat Boomer With Nubile Teen)

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#41994469)