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Wife giving birth in April. Attend birth or stay the fuck home?
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM Author: bright yarmulke not much more to say beyond thread title. what would you do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835302) |
Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:21 PM Author: Saffron range cuckold If you are high risk, stay home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835303) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:22 PM Author: bright yarmulke i’m more high risk than david lat. pre-hypetensive with untreated sleep apnea. not overweight. late 30s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835317) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:23 PM Author: Saffron range cuckold stay home bro
your chillen needs a dad |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:25 PM Author: bright yarmulke i tried discussing how going with her would work, that we’d need to wear our N95s and such. she was like, “sure except for once he’s born, he needs to see your face looking like an actual human.” so yeah, there’s no way i don’t catch it if i tag along. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835348) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:26 PM Author: Saffron range cuckold that's retarded
babies don't imprint like ducklings do and they are born stupid
he can see your face once you get home |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:22 PM Author: duck-like nofapping hairy legs Second child? Yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835314) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:22 PM Author: bright yarmulke second child. first is 3 yo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835324) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:23 PM Author: duck-like nofapping hairy legs Stay home with the 3 year old. You wife will be fine. |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:24 PM Author: Saffron range cuckold Not just about wife being fine. Nothing a dad can do at a birth anyway. It's a waste of his time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835337) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:26 PM Author: bright yarmulke cr. for the first child i attended a bunch of classes and read up on it but i was just in the goddamn way. doula saved my ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835360) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:28 PM Author: Saffron range cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835376) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:31 PM Author: bright yarmulke she did a natural birth for our first and wants the same this time. not even an epidural. so that’s a lot more hands-on coaching her through than otherwise. but i was fucking useless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835419) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:34 PM Author: Saffron range cuckold No epidural? She sounds crazy.
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:39 PM Author: bright yarmulke the first one only took 6 hours from first contraction [insert Darnell / Tyrone joke here ]. just laughing gas and that’s it. now she has a benchmark and wants the same for this one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835496) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:41 PM Author: Saffron range cuckold Damn, she must have a big vagina/hips.
Good for her though. Most births take way longer than that.
She will probably have this one out within 2-3 hours. |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:46 PM Author: violent razzle home No doobs, but where did you get laughing gas? In NYC? Know this is common in Scandinavia and other areas, and planned to have it in NYC for our first, but it did not happen in time. Thx! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39837274) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:22 PM Author: cruel-hearted hairless patrolman I mean, will the father attend? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835323) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:23 PM Author: bright yarmulke no he moved on to my sugar baby (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835328) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:24 PM Author: trip reading party I don't have an opinion. But I sympathize with you. This shit is stressful as it is. Can't imagine what being prego is like during this time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835338) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:24 PM Author: Red wonderful stage sex offender Attend. Don't be a faggot. Think of how embarrassed your faggot ass will be explaining to your kid that you weren't there for his/her birth because you were faggotish coward about the flu. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835340) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:24 PM Author: Saffron range cuckold (birdbrained woman) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835342) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:26 PM Author: trip reading party true true. assuming he lives to tell the tale. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835357) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:33 PM Author: Red wonderful stage sex offender Why, because of 2% chance he contracts the virus multiplied by the .1% mortality rate for "late 30s" guys with minor medical issues?
Or because of the far, far higher chance he'll die in a car accident on the way to the hospital? |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:27 PM Author: bright yarmulke explain to my three year old how daddy died bc mom was a selfish bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835368) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:33 PM Author: Red wonderful stage sex offender If "late 30s" dad died of a fucking cold, he's probably a bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835435) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:40 PM Author: bright yarmulke i’m not the picture of health but i’m a cool fucking dad and my kid thinks the world of me so let’s not die on him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835513) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 5:29 PM Author: Red wonderful stage sex offender You seem like a good dude.
But seriously brother, I realize you're probably a liberal arts shithead and have no way to independently evaluate the explanations and hysteria you hear being tossed around online and on the electric jew, but you're not going to fucking die of this thing. Virtually no one under 50 is. |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:27 PM Author: Turquoise cruise ship mental disorder why the fuck would his care whether or not his dad was there? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835373) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:29 PM Author: bright yarmulke my dad wasn’t there for mine bc he was at war and i respect him more for not being a goddamn doormat in emergent times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835394) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:30 PM Author: Saffron range cuckold My uncle didn't go his daughters' births because they were female and he wanted a son....mad respect for him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835406) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:32 PM Author: bright yarmulke 180. glad i’ll be raising two dudes instead of a future seekingarrangement th0t. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835424) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:35 PM Author: Red wonderful stage sex offender No one does care. If he was chilling out at home because he didn't want to be there, mad props.
But sitting at home because you're a cowardly histrionic bitch afraid of getting a cold virus that hasn't and won't kill a single person of value worldwide, you're a bitch and your wife is right to fuck other men. |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:30 PM Author: mustard talented abode wagecucks I can't imagine anything less manly than sitting in a delivery room for hours waiting for your wife to push out a baby; and I say this as a husband who has been cucked into doing this repeatedly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835410) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 5:09 PM Author: Big crimson dilemma codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835820) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 9:47 PM Author: disturbing sienna set marketing idea Describe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39838370) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:25 PM Author: Cobalt multi-colored party of the first part Can’t you wear a mask and gloves? Seems like you’d be alright going into a maternity ward (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835346) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:25 PM Author: Saffron range cuckold Hospitals are filthy petri dishes of disease bro
If I were his wife, I'd want him to stay home |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:27 PM Author: Cobalt multi-colored party of the first part If it’s that bad then won’t his wife and new baby probably pick up the virus and bring it home to him? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835365) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:29 PM Author: Saffron range cuckold Maybe, but they can shower and clean everything the moment they get home.
Also VIRAL LOADS. The more pozzed you get, the worse it is. Hospitals have lots of pozz. You just want to minimize exposure. |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:31 PM Author: Cobalt multi-colored party of the first part Showering and cleaning up won’t do anything about the new virus baby is pissing and shitting all over its dad. He’d have to stay somewhere else for 2-3 weeks after they get home to be safe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835414) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:32 PM Author: Saffron range cuckold Moms usually do the bulk of the work anyway with newborns.
I am saying, natural births can take 24+ hours. Having dad sit in a pozzed room for 24 hours subjects him to extra pozz. Even if the baby has it, it's a lot less pozz than sitting in a dirty hospital for 36 hours waiting for mom to give birth and then handling the newborn.
There is literally no benefit to having a dad at the birth anyway - what is he going to do? Give the epidural? Push for mom? |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:37 PM Author: bright yarmulke for the first i was supposed to massage strategically and say words of encouragement. i was failing miserably til the doula saved my ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835466) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:37 PM Author: Saffron range cuckold That is the stupidest shit I have ever heard
The only words of encouragement I want to hear is "I have your epidural ready" |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:41 PM Author: bright yarmulke stupid or not, it worked and the babbydood didn’t have any drugs cross his blood/brain barrier as occurs with an epidural (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835519) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:45 PM Author: Saffron range cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835565) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:52 PM Author: Cobalt multi-colored party of the first part Wear gloves and a mask and don’t touch anything if you’re that afraid. It’s way more likely he’d get it from the baby or his wife at some point than picking it up randomly from one maternity ward visit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835640) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:28 PM Author: bright yarmulke maternity ward entrance is through the general ER. even if they changer that policy, OBs will be moonlighting on the front lines and carrying that shit back to the maternity ward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835383) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:30 PM Author: infuriating tantric lay private investor Lol, what a terrible time to have a kid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835411) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:33 PM Author: bright yarmulke yeah no shit. due date is late april which will coincide with peak hospital system collapse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835431) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 9:49 PM Author: disturbing sienna set marketing idea Hire a nigger who knows about birthin' babies to midwife it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39838386) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:33 PM Author: Saffron range cuckold I know, it's bad timing, but it is what it is
At this point just trying to avoid getting pozzed as much as possible. |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:33 PM Author: Umber charismatic stag film do you have someone to babysit the 3 year old?
check w your hospital, most states now have a 1 visitor rule, s bth you and the kid wont be able to attend anyway |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:34 PM Author: bright yarmulke my mother in law is gonna cover the 3-year-old if i go in with the wife as planned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835439) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:36 PM Author: Umber charismatic stag film is your wife gonna do natural birth? home birth is an option too, but need to find a midwife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835464) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:43 PM Author: bright yarmulke she’s too high risk. blood clotting issues. midwives in my state required to deliver at a hospital / medical facility. home births illegal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835538) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 5:07 PM Author: Umber charismatic stag film home births are illegal in some states? jfc @ this nazi regime country. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835805) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 5:09 PM Author: bright yarmulke look up North Carolina (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835823) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:33 PM Author: Lascivious box office boltzmann You have to go. Once you're in the hospital room you're fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835433) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:35 PM Author: bright yarmulke except for the fact that “hospital” by mid april will mean “common area hallway” and all the birthing docs / nurses will be doubling as ARDS ventilator operators (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835455) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:36 PM Author: Saffron range cuckold The men in my family typically don't go to births of daughters, lol
Nobody has to do anything, esp. in a pandemic |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:37 PM Author: glassy heaven During times of plague, demon babies are spawned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835467) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:40 PM Author: ocher out-of-control house friendly grandma some hospitals in the northeast have shifted to ZERO visitors, to include husbands (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835507) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:41 PM Author: Saffron range cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835520) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:44 PM Author: ocher out-of-control house friendly grandma i'm being 100% serious here.
the hospital where my wife just gave birth was husband +1 visitor and has shifted to husband only now. they'll likely go to zero at some point this week. |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:44 PM Author: bright yarmulke so i can hope that’s standard policy by april (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835553) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:48 PM Author: ocher out-of-control house friendly grandma i'm almost certain it will be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835594) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:43 PM Author: honey-headed resort multi-billionaire Are you all fucking kidding me?
You're going to miss the birth of your child because of a disease that you're going to get anyway, and has a 1/10,000 chance of killing you? |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:44 PM Author: Lascivious box office boltzmann Cr. His wife has a greater chance of dying giving birth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835560) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:49 PM Author: Cobalt multi-colored party of the first part cr and coward OP would rather leave her to potentially die alone. He’s going to get the virus at some point anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835600) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:50 PM Author: honey-headed resort multi-billionaire Probably by a factor of 100.
But yeah, let her bleed out alone because you don't want to get a cough. |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:51 PM Author: bright yarmulke and i can stop her from dying by being there how? then i catch covid19 and littledood’s an orphan. sounds like a plan. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835628) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:53 PM Author: Saffron range cuckold I'm not sure these other poasters are parents (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835648) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:55 PM Author: Cobalt multi-colored party of the first part Everyone will get this thing eventually. Chances of catching it in the maternity ward are low. If he does catch it there, odds are his wife and the baby would too. Avoiding the birth makes sense if he’s also planning to quarantine his wife and newborn for a few weeks after. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835673) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 5:02 PM Author: bright yarmulke home is a more controlled environment. i can wear PPE and use best practices at home after point of exposure than over two days in a hospital. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835746) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 5:03 PM Author: Lascivious box office boltzmann You really did a great job slow playing this flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835764) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 5:05 PM Author: Cobalt multi-colored party of the first part Has your doctor advised you to avoid the delivery room? Did your wife’s doc say anything? You should ask them instead of XO. This place will only feed your obvious hypochondria. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835781) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 5:09 PM Author: bright yarmulke ljl the doc / hospital are still triaging birthing patients through the general ER. they’re playing catch up and can’t be relied upon to give pragmatic advice to meet the situation when they themselves are scrambling for ppe, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835817) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:53 PM Author: Cobalt multi-colored party of the first part Just avoid the kid until there is a vaccine. Sounds like a reasonable plan. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835656) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:53 PM Author: honey-headed resort multi-billionaire Then buy your kid a powerball ticket because that's about the same odds as 2 thirtysomes dying from the virus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835657) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:54 PM Author: Saffron range cuckold OP is high risk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835665) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:56 PM Author: honey-headed resort multi-billionaire OP is a fucking hypochondriac. 100 mm Americans have hypertension.
This guy wants his wife to give birth alone because he has PRE-hypertension. |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 5:03 PM Author: bright yarmulke the dudes getting this in their 30s and 40s either have hypertension or pulmonary issues. my bp is 145/85 and i have sleep apnea, not the greatest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835769) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 5:01 PM Author: smoky motley pisswyrm Abort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835728) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 5:03 PM Author: Lascivious box office boltzmann He's given birth to a flame thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39835768) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 5:58 PM Author: ocher out-of-control house friendly grandma new weill cornell / NYPH maternity policy: no visitors (including husband) and they're testing all moms for covid on arrival (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39836231) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 6:55 PM Author: Saffron range cuckold 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39836792) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 6:56 PM Author: painfully honest striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39836794) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 6:37 PM Author: passionate corner You should go. If you’re asking this, wife and kid will be better off without you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39836613) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 6:51 PM Author: bright yarmulke (liz warren voter) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39836760) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 10:01 PM Author: dull effete prole field will the father be there? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39838509) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2020 9:54 PM Author: disturbing sienna set marketing idea Describe her cans and panties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4483452&forum_id=2#39847368) |