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Chicago hysterical cunt mayor says you could be arrested for jogging

https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2020/03/25/beck-lightfoot-on-st...
TS Kim Wexler
  03/26/20
Her cunt comment is much worse than thread title suggests R...
TS Kim Wexler
  03/26/20
Explain yourselves Rahm fans
Wilbat Mercer
  03/26/20
the governor's order specifically allows for people to go ou...
Metal Up Your Ass
  03/26/20
I'm kind of OK with criminalizing the shrew 5K.
The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship
  03/26/20
People take this shit too far though. I’ve seen the sa...
CYRUS THE VIRUS
  03/26/20
just got an emergency alert on my phone. this leprechaun th...
Metal Up Your Ass
  03/26/20
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David Poaster Wallace
  03/26/20
"Congregating on our lakefront, to be blunt, is going t...
David Poaster Wallace
  03/26/20
Would be 180 if we use shrews to step on shrew faces Actu...
TS Kim Wexler
  03/26/20


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Date: March 26th, 2020 2:23 AM
Author: TS Kim Wexler (π“€π“‚ΊπŸ‘©πŸ»‍🎀)

https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2020/03/25/beck-lightfoot-on-stay-at-home-order-citations-to-be-issued-parks-could-be-shut-down/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4487883&forum_id=2#39865727)



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Date: March 26th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: TS Kim Wexler (π“€π“‚ΊπŸ‘©πŸ»‍🎀)

Her cunt comment is much worse than thread title suggests

Read article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4487883&forum_id=2#39865728)



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Date: March 26th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Wilbat Mercer (Krugerrand)

Explain yourselves Rahm fans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4487883&forum_id=2#39865732)



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Date: March 26th, 2020 2:30 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

the governor's order specifically allows for people to go outside for exercise. where did you think people would do it?

you wanna bitch out people having picnics and playing 5 on 5, ok fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4487883&forum_id=2#39865741)



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Date: March 26th, 2020 3:25 AM
Author: The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship

I'm kind of OK with criminalizing the shrew 5K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4487883&forum_id=2#39865804)



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Date: March 26th, 2020 3:28 AM
Author: CYRUS THE VIRUS

People take this shit too far though. I’ve seen the same shrew jog outside my window 7-8 times a day for the past two weeks. Her body has gotten tight as fuck but c’mon we need to do social distancing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4487883&forum_id=2#39865805)



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Date: March 26th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

just got an emergency alert on my phone. this leprechaun thinks she's the POTUS or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4487883&forum_id=2#39869944)



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Date: March 26th, 2020 4:40 PM
Author: David Poaster Wallace



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Date: March 26th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: David Poaster Wallace

"Congregating on our lakefront, to be blunt, is going to create a risk that is unacceptable and could lead to death," Lightfoot said. "Dear God, stay home, save lives. More people will die if we don't abide by this simple, but important order."

Meanwhile: https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2020/3/26/21195066/chicago-shootings-12-shot-wednesday-march-25-gun-violence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4487883&forum_id=2#39870122)



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Date: March 26th, 2020 4:51 PM
Author: TS Kim Wexler (π“€π“‚ΊπŸ‘©πŸ»‍🎀)

Would be 180 if we use shrews to step on shrew faces

Actually, that’s probably how it’s normally done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4487883&forum_id=2#39870138)